Wake up at 9 am on an aimless day in London as an ugly 27 year old subhuman...

Hunter Baker
Hunter Baker

wake up at 9 am on an aimless day in London as an ugly 27 year old subhuman with zero social life, zero attention from women ever, no purpose
browse Sup Forums on my phone for 2 hours to procrastinate life
go for a jog in the cold
go outside and become demoralised after seeing Chads and Staceys everywhere
drink coffee in central London to feel less alone and fill myself with aimless energy
went to the British museum but I'd already seen it all and it was filled with Chads and Staceys so I left soon after
went to Brixton and it was busy but it was just a high street with two Islamic preachers with loudspeakers
went to Borough but it was dark and there was nothing there
reading The Disaster Artist and the Chad writer gets almost everything handed to him and he talks about getting a gf like it's nothing but know I can read happily because he fails at becoming a famous actor
now in McDonalds eating a lot

All urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=DOw62EREnCg
youtu.be/cQq-lD-YoUQ
supforums.com/thread/152631750/politics
youtube.com/watch?v=TpyQi3SEuuY
youtube.com/watch?v=aQeIYVM3YBM

Hunter Robinson
Hunter Robinson

become an english teacher in asia

Elijah Torres
Elijah Torres

are you virgin?

Cooper Foster
Cooper Foster

youtube.com/watch?v=DOw62EREnCg

Hunter Hill
Hunter Hill

not politics

/r9k/

Hunter Rivera
Hunter Rivera

you got bored with just posting this every day on /lit/ then?

Jace Mitchell
Jace Mitchell

2017
Still not a Muslim

Go to your local Mosque and swallow the Islamic redpill. Turn your life around. From darkness to light. You'll feel complete.

Wyatt Harris
Wyatt Harris

This but unironically

Julian Hughes
Julian Hughes

become an English teacher in the UAE or Kuwait.
They pay ridiculous money for English classes.

Charles Powell
Charles Powell

Have you ever read/listened to the Quran? This is an English audio interpretation if you haven't listened to it before.

youtu.be/cQq-lD-YoUQ

Gavin Bennett
Gavin Bennett

ugly
People don't want to admit it, but the most privileged group is attractive people. I would rather be dirt poor and handsome than rich and unattractive.

Brayden Harris
Brayden Harris

Why are there so many losers on Sup Forums jesus christ

I thought most of you guys were like Harvard / MIT / Cambridge graduates with honors and a 100k/month salary.

This shit is all a farce, I need to get the FUCK out of this place.

Owen Evans
Owen Evans

Sorry to hear that mate. I think you need a job and a big ass hobby. I love to work, and when i dont work i wake up, browse internet for an hour or two and then i walk to the city internet cafe. I can sit there for hours playing games with buddies, been going there for 4 months now and its always the same dudes there we have a good time smoking cigs/joints and talking shit and ofc playing shit. Maybe you should try?

There is no muslims where i am.

Nathan Lewis
Nathan Lewis

you keep spamming these threads all the time
do you think you are special or something, a snow flake?

Just get out there Harold, ffs, you sit and bitch in front of a computer screen, do you think anything is going to get better by that? Start working out, then go to night clubs and get a chick.

Chicks don't like """"men"""" that sit infront of their computer screen and bitch about their feelings... FFS I think we need to invade you again to understand how life works

You have it too well and this is what you get then, you should be happy just to be alive, but you sit and moan at a fucking computer screen while eating pizza

Luke Young
Luke Young

literally this

if you're a native english speaker then it will be quite fucking easy to get decent paid job here due to the fact that literally 99.9 % of us are unable to speak english despite the fact that we've learned it for at least 6 years in compulsory education

teaching english here is a huge job market

Jacob Harris
Jacob Harris

See you tomorrow

Brayden Martin
Brayden Martin

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Austin Ramirez
Austin Ramirez

this

Christian Clark
Christian Clark

london-user is on Sup Forums too now

Austin Martin
Austin Martin

Start working out, then go to night clubs and get a chick.
kek, such a disgustingly frivolous and banal activity

Carter Baker
Carter Baker

Start working out, then go to night clubs and get a chick.
kek, such a disgustingly frivolous and banal activity

Hudson Ross
Hudson Ross

Based gypsy telling the flaming Norwegian degenerate what's up.

Carter Murphy
Carter Murphy

clichéd meme reaction
I wouldn't expect anything else from such a primitive human bean

Robert White
Robert White

People on here like to LARP that they're 22 years old with million$+ net worths and an Aryan wife that they're expecting a third kid with.
I've never heard anyone older than 20 admit they've never been kissed until I started browsing Sup Forums. OP is one of the less pathetic Anons here.

Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

We exist, but we don't bitch about life. Also I never understood the beta plight so these threads fascinate me.

Jackson Bailey
Jackson Bailey

be 19 y.o virgin simply because i never got into the situation
kissed quite a few girls and girls find me handsome
used to think i was a loser
saw this post
problem solved

thank god I am not like you

Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

OP here. I have a job where I do so little and spend so little time at the office you wouldn't believe me if I gave details. And it looks good on a CV.

It has only given me time to be sad as a full time endeavour

Ryder Taylor
Ryder Taylor

respond virgin.

Christian Cooper
Christian Cooper

Wanna be Internet friends? We can exchange some user contact info.

Justin Long
Justin Long

Respond to what?

No offence but if you're Irish you're probably like chavs in the UK. Sad self reflection is a burden for civilised people only. People in Brazilian favelas, the ghetto, Ireland and those types of places have sex by the age of 12

Jonathan Lewis
Jonathan Lewis

Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2019 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my Bugatti to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my routine in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the bitch beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures.

Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

Go to rural England get a cow be a farmer or join the army

Jason Campbell
Jason Campbell

POO IN LOO(on an island)

Parker Bailey
Parker Bailey

London
le less than 50% face

Cameron Cruz
Cameron Cruz

supforums.com/thread/152631750/politics
supforums.com/thread/152631750/politics

Julian Gomez
Julian Gomez

Dude we're not Indian

Caleb Wilson
Caleb Wilson

England is so sad now. One day you will be great again.
youtube.com/watch?v=TpyQi3SEuuY

Jeremiah Carter
Jeremiah Carter

I thought most of you guys were like Harvard / MIT / Cambridge graduates with honors and a 100k/month salary.
oh you're cute

John Morales
John Morales

Some guys have lists of easy women that get passed around, ask a guy who looks cool to you if he has any.

Bentley Bell
Bentley Bell

There's some truth in this graph.

Get /fit/, user, and/or become a weeb and/or online right-wing activist.
Just find something to do that you enjoy and that might even give you purpose.

Matthew Harris
Matthew Harris

staceys in london
lmfao
mb in some club, but definitely not on the street where incel pakis like OP hang out
school of economics got good staceys too, but that's about it

Josiah Adams
Josiah Adams

As I said i'm virgin, and still more alpha than a 27 y.o kissless virgin. Fucking smallcock anglo lol

Eli Jenkins
Eli Jenkins

user. look into daygame pickup. even mongrels get cute girls with confidence an wit. alternitivly like was suggested already. move to asia as an english teacher. asian girls are very nice and they love white guys.

Hunter Watson
Hunter Watson

How does it make you feel knowing your neighbor can't poo in a loo?

Brody Wilson
Brody Wilson

Soldiers of the Republican Party! Kekistani and Liberial allies! Today, we stand as a bulwark against the selfish, the soulless, and the mad! Today, we must drive back our enemies from our city and from our world! Today, more than ever before, we fight for the Greater Good! And we will triumph!

Sebastian Cook
Sebastian Cook

make friends with us other britfriends user
I would like to go to british museum or v&a with fellow anons

Logan Lee
Logan Lee

M-me too

Thomas Cooper
Thomas Cooper

wake up in sunny Arizona
clear skies and sunny
relax by apartment pool while sipping mixed drink
browse Sup Forums while working on tan and absorbing vitamin D
cactuses everywhere
hot girls in bikinis
depressed britcucks attempt to anger me with mongrel memes
it doesn’t work
enjoy some tasty Mexican food
play Playerunknown’s Battleground
read book, enjoy evening smoke while watching sunset in the desert

Kek

Brody Perry
Brody Perry

This is kinda like my life except I have a girlfriend.I don't have any friends, other than my girlfriend, and lately I havent seen her much.

I get very depressed every few months. Just as things start getting good for me it happens and then my life is miserable for a few months. I was in school, but then I dropped out(without telling anyone) when I got depressed.

My day consists of waking up extremely late. Pretend I am leaving for school, walk to an cafe, read a book for a few hours. Take the train and ride that for 2 hrs. Go to the library or another cafe and read. Go home. Eat my 1 meal of the day(my diet consits of usually eating a sandwich and that's it and replacing food for coffee and tea.) Watch movies and shitpost on Sup Forums.

Is there any way to get out of this life?
In high school I thought that moving to an new city would "cure" me, it worked, and then now I'm depressed again. Now I'm planning on leaving the country when I get enough money. The only thing stopping me from killing myself is moving somewhere else(ive moved 3 times in the past 6 months)

David Bell
David Bell

How ironic it is that as fast as we spread progress and hope throughout the world, the Muslims spread death and despair. Only united can we hope to stand against them.

Hudson Rivera
Hudson Rivera

I thought my life was sad

Gavin Wilson
Gavin Wilson

youtube.com/watch?v=aQeIYVM3YBM Here's some comfy music for you guys. I think i'm gonna read about runes and maybe some sagas later.

Jaxon Jenkins
Jaxon Jenkins

But was the sushi comped?

Jayden Rodriguez
Jayden Rodriguez

Poo. In a Loo, not on the street

Dominic Morris
Dominic Morris

Though not political, it tickles my autism to see threads like this. Interesting glimpses at other peoples islands of solitude.

Daniel Davis
Daniel Davis

I'd feel sorry for you, but you live in London.

Hunter Campbell
Hunter Campbell

be me, 34 years old, I think. Lost track and am too lazy to do the math.
wake up to Michigan snowfall
kinda smile for a second
for some reason, again, think about the love of my life who left me for my best friend, and now has twins with him
my smile, gone
drive over to dad's house for breakfast
he's being lazy today, and didn't bother cooking
eat some half assed pancakes
he wants me to make potato salad for dinner, but forgot to get potatoes or celery at the store yesterday
drive to the store, lame assed people singing Christmas carols outside, the worst song, jingle bell rock
they don't know the words, somehow
yell at me MERRY CHRISTMAS as I walk out
back at dad's, he's watching vikings, and trying to be annoying
eggs and potatoes are now boiling
I'm having a shit, and posting this for some reason.

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

Thats depressing af and sorry about the whole best friend thing.

Joshua Kelly
Joshua Kelly

You don't need a woman, you need a purpose. Woman hinder our progress.

Find a goal user, learn something, study something. Turn into a Muslim serial killer or something, there's plenty of options.

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