Ellen DeGeneres has a new segment on her show called "Oh Straight people" where a headline is read of a straight person...

Ellen DeGeneres has a new segment on her show called "Oh Straight people" where a headline is read of a straight person doing something strange and then met by a chorus from the audience saying sympathetically, "oh Straight people". It would be a shame if Sup Forums took to Ellen's twitter and show her #ohgaypeople worthy headlines.

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archive.fo/CT2s7
youtu.be/sjSb2GtbZtE
greenevillesun.com/news/local_news/trial-date-set-for-couple-who-allegedly-sold-baby/article_14263760-8a8a-5119-98fa-468fe6c4c27d.html
archive.fo/nXC8W
youtu.be/hIv-KOQ5F4A
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV
youtube.com/watch?v=sGtBw4_t9yI
gothamist.com/2013/04/07/gay_couple_accused_of_raping_multip.php
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

ellen is going to hell like the filthy sodomite atheist she is.

>He actually watches and/or cares about Ellen Degerenate

>sodomite
Hahahahaha

who is that ugly old man?

Is she Swedish because she looks like a fucking goblin, like ALWAYS, makeup or none.

I'm guessing she's having self-worth issues, so she's picking put these examples so she can feel better about not being straight.

>DeGeneres
Degenerate?

that's homosexual ellen degeneres- famous tv host and subject of this thread

Wiki leaks exposed Ellen as a deep state shill

She’s used as a soft introduction to new pycops

She “broke” the Vegas shooter’s story with an actual handler there with the Vegas “hero” it was the most damage controlled interview I’ve ever seen, and she knew more about shit than he did

The only reason she has a show is because she is a mouthpiece for big corporations

Do you have vidya of this user?
Would like to watch.

This. God I want this dyke dead.

Stop being straight.

Twitter.com/theellenshow/status/917482458051837954?lang=en

what an ugly old man

>Kevin Spacey Comes Out as Gay After Anthony Rapp Alleges the Actor Made Sexual Advances Toward Him at 14.
>#ohgaypeople

Bump

Is that Gary Johnson in OP's photo?

why is she trying so much to look like a straight man then?

>Couple offered son to paedophiles
>>archive.fo/CT2s7
#ohgaypeople

"What is Aleppo?"

Hell doesn't exist idiot, prove otherwise or stfu.

Me and my girlfriend watch ellen, she's a good person and donates to charities. If heaven is real she's going there.

>oh straight people
>oh majority of the population
>oh orientation responsible for procreation

This sort of garbage is going to make decisions during the civil war a hell of a lot easier and clearer.

I wonder how her slot machines in Mandalay Bay are doing after the terrorist attack she helped cover up?

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Agreed.
>captcha: TERRACE BABEL
>BABEL

heaven doesn't exist, but hell does and you and your gf are both going to burn

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Bug chasers. #ohgaypeople

>Gay porn star encourages that a girl who said that gay men have a higher risk of having HIV should consider swallowing a cyanide pill. When the girl in question hung herself days later, he mentioned he lost no sleep over it.

OH GAY PEOPLE

That pic will be in history books in the future. As an example of the absolute state of the wörld just before the SHTF.

Lesbians dont get aids it wouldnt work

I saw this yesterday. There sure are some homicidal faggots in the world.

>prove otherwise or stfu
"The place that burneth with fire and brimstone."

>she's going there
Works won't get you to heaven. Only faith in Jesus Christ.

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I see it

>dies from AIDS

#OHGAYPEOPLE

how do you know unless you watch it you lefty faggot

I think anyone that uses the #ohgatpeople yeah will get kicked off immediately.

I would suggest, however, using the #SafeSchools had to tell people about the gay agenda to indoctrinate children in school. For example in Washington State they trash kids about their genitals from age 6 (p28)and gender expression from age 5 (p29). They always claim this shit is "she appropriate" www.k12.wa.us/HealthFitness/Standards/HPE-Standards.pdf

Oh Gay People

In Colorado #SafeSchools works to make sure trannies can become prom queen www.one-colorado.org/issues/safe-schools/

Of the Vegas interview?

Or the deep state wikileaks stuff?

Because she’s implicated in both pretty hard, it literally says Ellen plays ball with big corps to soften the public on issues.... she’s a sanctioned jester more or less

It’s like when you see that faggot kimmel crying about shit and think hmmm maybe this asshole is a shill, he probably is but with Ellen we know for sure

Apex kek, burgerbro

can you imagine showing that to people in the 1800s and explaining the situation and context? and how we got there

lmao

>Hell doesn't exist idiot, prove otherwise or stfu.
lol
prove otherwise or stfu, see even you can't prove or disprove it
And here I thought Canadians being the worst was a meme, you really never fail to disappoint

ADOPTED son.

#SafeSchools is at work in Australia youtu.be/sjSb2GtbZtE

Wow. It's actually real.

>gays butt of jokes for 20+ years
>one small segment going 'oh straights, you so silly'
>straights get triggered as fuck by bantz

When beinf fucked in the ass so hard that the rectum ruptures, so that the rupture is penetrated causing a "special" feeling is so commingled you have a special word for it
#ohgaypeople

When you make up less than 4% of the Population but more than 80% of pedophiles
#ohgaypeople

always with the memeflag

greenevillesun.com/news/local_news/trial-date-set-for-couple-who-allegedly-sold-baby/article_14263760-8a8a-5119-98fa-468fe6c4c27d.html

oh straight people!

She was on a show back around 1988 on FOX and I kinda had a crush on her.

>zero argument
>better shitpost about memeflag

this better, nigger?

yes was that so hard?
You do realize that no one will ever take you seriously with the memeflag right?
even less so in this specific thread because you have no conviction and are willing to remove it just to make me happy

Reality doesn’t exist. Prove otherwise or stfu

>Lesbian ‘Gender Non-Conforming’ Couple Tries to Force Son to Have ‘Queer’ Gender Relationship
>archive.fo/nXC8W
#ohgaypeople

look around you

>a burger's attempt at wit

Programs relayed to #SafeSchools are trying to sexualize children and teach them the joys of casual sex as early as possible on a global level youtu.be/hIv-KOQ5F4A

Kinsey pedophiles are trying to groom the children of the world.

The linear idea of sexual attraction was a Kinsey idea.

Tip harder, you fucking leaf

Reality is individual

Oh Gay People!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV

and existence is a constant amongst every individual

Is that Gary Johnson?

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>oh sane people
i hate ellen so much that dumb bitch
she could have a normal daytime talkshow but nooo
every fucking guest is pitied with a check from fluttershy
shes rich as fuck but rarely gives her own money
she makes the whole show about money and materialism and hysteria
and overall frames herself as some kind of gay holy santa

Ok, I've been on a blackout for a while and this is the first time I've been on Sup Forums in a few months.
Why the fuck is a Keeper of Secrets teaching a class?!

>prove otherwise or stfu, see even you can't prove or disprove it

A unicorn sucked my cock this morning, you can't prove that to be false, therefore it's a valid belief of mine.

this is gold
it should be the next psyop Sup Forums runs
the normie fags that read her twitter will weep

friendly reminder that Ellen uses her show to promote pedophilia -

youtube.com/watch?v=sGtBw4_t9yI

Aren't these people the most vocal about 'Discrimination'? How about 'Libel'?

When did Wikileaks expose it?

You wouldn’t get so mad about hell if you didn’t actually believe in it, and that you’re going there, in the back of your mind.

Watch as she ages like sour milk. What an ugly pussy she must have

>A unicorn sucked my cock this morning
as long as it was consensual, leaf.

They're continually pushing tranny acceptance because the next step is pedo acceptance. The gender bullshit is the exact same thing. Making the kids choose. Saying they have right and the right to choose etc.

We should have already hung these fag pedos from trees, instead their rotting our society. OH WELL that time will come.

I came up with "Ellen Degenerate" about 10 years ago before I was ever red pilled, knew or cared anything about politics or Sup Forums or anything.

jesus died for your sins
for you will be pardonned of all your sins when you die and will join heaven with the father
if you sin you will go to hell though

make sense of this clever burger

>Ellen DeGenerate

That isn't proof, sad.

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Donating to charities doesn' t buy you into heaven.

Most lifelong lesbians such as degeneres were molested or abused in some way when they were kids

oh gay people!

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oh gay people!
you crazy cats

~~~Oh gay ppl

She looks fucking demonic. Even more evil than Hillary. I bet there are oceans of child blood on her hands.

looks like a low-t old man

Just provide everything you stupid leaf, the video and the leaks

That faggot literally looks like some sort of demon. I would be terrified of him if I was a kid.

>Oh gay people
gothamist.com/2013/04/07/gay_couple_accused_of_raping_multip.php

I’ve never understood why people watch Ellen Degenerate’s show. It’s not funny, and she is extremely self-absorbed and a poor man’s Oprah. I say that as someone who thinks Oprah is a terrible show as well.

Stop giving her money and it will go away.

Nope.

everyone is born with a sin nature so everyone will go to hell, UNLESS they accept that Jesus is the son of God and the only way to heaven is through repentance and the acceptance of Christs' divinity. Belief isn't isn't enough, even the Devil knows Jesus is the son of God, that's why repentance and self-examination of one's powerlessness (good works won't get you into heaven because it implies that humans can get to heaven through their own selfish ways) is necessary.

Read Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis for a good understanding of the main tenets all Christians believe, it doesn't get into the different denominations.

Also I'm not trolling you leaf. I can't call myself a Christian because I wrestle with the divinity of Christ, but I can appreciate Christianity's canon more than any other religion because a lot of it fits neatly and just makes sense, in that, there seems to be a satisfying answer for everything, which makes it a little scary to me desu

Ellen is fucking disgusting

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>family name literally means "Degenerate" in french

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