Ellen DeGeneres has a new segment on her show called "Oh Straight people" where...

Kevin Price
Kevin Price

Ellen DeGeneres has a new segment on her show called "Oh Straight people" where a headline is read of a straight person doing something strange and then met by a chorus from the audience saying sympathetically, "oh Straight people". It would be a shame if Sup Forums took to Ellen's twitter and show her #ohgaypeople worthy headlines.

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archive.fo/CT2s7
youtu.be/sjSb2GtbZtE
greenevillesun.com/news/local_news/trial-date-set-for-couple-who-allegedly-sold-baby/article_14263760-8a8a-5119-98fa-468fe6c4c27d.html
archive.fo/nXC8W
youtu.be/hIv-KOQ5F4A
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV
youtube.com/watch?v=sGtBw4_t9yI
gothamist.com/2013/04/07/gay_couple_accused_of_raping_multip.php
youtube.com/watch?v=fjShQolUCcM

Juan Bell
Juan Bell

ellen is going to hell like the filthy sodomite atheist she is.

Cameron Reed
Cameron Reed

He actually watches and/or cares about Ellen Degerenate

Daniel Cook
Daniel Cook

sodomite
Hahahahaha

Jack Phillips
Jack Phillips

who is that ugly old man?

Mason Jackson
Mason Jackson

Is she Swedish because she looks like a fucking goblin, like ALWAYS, makeup or none.

Ethan Torres
Ethan Torres

I'm guessing she's having self-worth issues, so she's picking put these examples so she can feel better about not being straight.

Nathaniel Diaz
Nathaniel Diaz

DeGeneres
Degenerate?

Bentley Wood
Bentley Wood

that's homosexual ellen degeneres- famous tv host and subject of this thread

Jaxon Lewis
Jaxon Lewis

Wiki leaks exposed Ellen as a deep state shill

She’s used as a soft introduction to new pycops

She “broke” the Vegas shooter’s story with an actual handler there with the Vegas “hero” it was the most damage controlled interview I’ve ever seen, and she knew more about shit than he did

The only reason she has a show is because she is a mouthpiece for big corporations

Landon Myers
Landon Myers

Do you have vidya of this user?
Would like to watch.

Justin Brown
Justin Brown

This. God I want this dyke dead.

Anthony Clark
Anthony Clark

Stop being straight.

Angel Watson
Angel Watson

Twitter.com/theellenshow/status/917482458051837954?lang=en

Oliver Bell
Oliver Bell

what an ugly old man

Nicholas White
Nicholas White

Kevin Spacey Comes Out as Gay After Anthony Rapp Alleges the Actor Made Sexual Advances Toward Him at 14.
#ohgaypeople

Carson Sanders
Carson Sanders

Bump

John Davis
John Davis

Is that Gary Johnson in OP's photo?

Cooper Brooks
Cooper Brooks

why is she trying so much to look like a straight man then?

Dominic Clark
Dominic Clark

Couple offered son to paedophiles
archive.fo/CT2s7
#ohgaypeople

William Wilson
William Wilson

"What is Aleppo?"

Noah Jackson
Noah Jackson

Hell doesn't exist idiot, prove otherwise or stfu.

Me and my girlfriend watch ellen, she's a good person and donates to charities. If heaven is real she's going there.

Brody Anderson
Brody Anderson

oh straight people
oh majority of the population
oh orientation responsible for procreation

This sort of garbage is going to make decisions during the civil war a hell of a lot easier and clearer.

Isaiah Gray
Isaiah Gray

I wonder how her slot machines in Mandalay Bay are doing after the terrorist attack she helped cover up?

Kevin Fisher
Kevin Fisher

Agreed.
captcha: TERRACE BABEL
BABEL

Cameron Davis
Cameron Davis

heaven doesn't exist, but hell does and you and your gf are both going to burn

Jacob Robinson
Jacob Robinson

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Michael Bennett
Michael Bennett

Bug chasers. #ohgaypeople

Connor Lee
Connor Lee

Gay porn star encourages that a girl who said that gay men have a higher risk of having HIV should consider swallowing a cyanide pill. When the girl in question hung herself days later, he mentioned he lost no sleep over it.

OH GAY PEOPLE

Adam Murphy
Adam Murphy

That pic will be in history books in the future. As an example of the absolute state of the wörld just before the SHTF.

Jackson Smith
Jackson Smith

Lesbians dont get aids it wouldnt work

Daniel Murphy
Daniel Murphy

I saw this yesterday. There sure are some homicidal faggots in the world.

Daniel Bennett
Daniel Bennett

prove otherwise or stfu
"The place that burneth with fire and brimstone."

she's going there
Works won't get you to heaven. Only faith in Jesus Christ.

Noah White
Noah White

I see it

Brody Nelson
Brody Nelson

dies from AIDS

#OHGAYPEOPLE

Jacob Stewart
Jacob Stewart

how do you know unless you watch it you lefty faggot

Austin Sanchez
Austin Sanchez

I think anyone that uses the #ohgatpeople yeah will get kicked off immediately.

I would suggest, however, using the #SafeSchools had to tell people about the gay agenda to indoctrinate children in school. For example in Washington State they trash kids about their genitals from age 6 (p28)and gender expression from age 5 (p29). They always claim this shit is "she appropriate" www.k12.wa.us/HealthFitness/Standards/HPE-Standards.pdf

Cooper Jackson
Cooper Jackson

Oh Gay People

Hudson Adams
Hudson Adams

In Colorado #SafeSchools works to make sure trannies can become prom queen www.one-colorado.org/issues/safe-schools/

Andrew Ward
Andrew Ward

Of the Vegas interview?

Or the deep state wikileaks stuff?

Because she’s implicated in both pretty hard, it literally says Ellen plays ball with big corps to soften the public on issues.... she’s a sanctioned jester more or less

It’s like when you see that faggot kimmel crying about shit and think hmmm maybe this asshole is a shill, he probably is but with Ellen we know for sure

Aiden Martin
Aiden Martin

Apex kek, burgerbro

Michael Cooper
Michael Cooper

can you imagine showing that to people in the 1800s and explaining the situation and context? and how we got there

lmao

William Kelly
William Kelly

Hell doesn't exist idiot, prove otherwise or stfu.
lol
prove otherwise or stfu, see even you can't prove or disprove it
And here I thought Canadians being the worst was a meme, you really never fail to disappoint

Robert Brooks
Robert Brooks

ADOPTED son.

Noah Gutierrez
Noah Gutierrez

#SafeSchools is at work in Australia youtu.be/sjSb2GtbZtE

Jose James
Jose James

Wow. It's actually real.

Joshua Taylor
Joshua Taylor

gays butt of jokes for 20+ years
one small segment going 'oh straights, you so silly'
straights get triggered as fuck by bantz

Chase Jenkins
Chase Jenkins

When beinf fucked in the ass so hard that the rectum ruptures, so that the rupture is penetrated causing a "special" feeling is so commingled you have a special word for it
#ohgaypeople

When you make up less than 4% of the Population but more than 80% of pedophiles
#ohgaypeople

Juan Anderson
Juan Anderson

always with the memeflag

Aiden Cooper
Aiden Cooper

greenevillesun.com/news/local_news/trial-date-set-for-couple-who-allegedly-sold-baby/article_14263760-8a8a-5119-98fa-468fe6c4c27d.html

oh straight people!

Blake Mitchell
Blake Mitchell

She was on a show back around 1988 on FOX and I kinda had a crush on her.

Kayden Sanders
Kayden Sanders

zero argument
better shitpost about memeflag

this better, nigger?

Andrew Long
Andrew Long

yes was that so hard?
You do realize that no one will ever take you seriously with the memeflag right?
even less so in this specific thread because you have no conviction and are willing to remove it just to make me happy

Chase Hughes
Chase Hughes

Reality doesn’t exist. Prove otherwise or stfu

Joseph Gray
Joseph Gray

Lesbian ‘Gender Non-Conforming’ Couple Tries to Force Son to Have ‘Queer’ Gender Relationship
archive.fo/nXC8W
#ohgaypeople

Xavier Lee
Xavier Lee

look around you

a burger's attempt at wit

Jaxon Ward
Jaxon Ward

Programs relayed to #SafeSchools are trying to sexualize children and teach them the joys of casual sex as early as possible on a global level youtu.be/hIv-KOQ5F4A

Kinsey pedophiles are trying to groom the children of the world.

The linear idea of sexual attraction was a Kinsey idea.

Jason Davis
Jason Davis

Tip harder, you fucking leaf

Evan Miller
Evan Miller

Reality is individual

Isaac Adams
Isaac Adams

Oh Gay People!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV

Nolan Evans
Nolan Evans

and existence is a constant amongst every individual

Hunter Peterson
Hunter Peterson

Is that Gary Johnson?

Landon Gray
Landon Gray

oh sane people
i hate ellen so much that dumb bitch
she could have a normal daytime talkshow but nooo
every fucking guest is pitied with a check from fluttershy
shes rich as fuck but rarely gives her own money
she makes the whole show about money and materialism and hysteria
and overall frames herself as some kind of gay holy santa

Nolan Peterson
Nolan Peterson

Ok, I've been on a blackout for a while and this is the first time I've been on Sup Forums in a few months.
Why the fuck is a Keeper of Secrets teaching a class?!

Isaac Adams
Isaac Adams

prove otherwise or stfu, see even you can't prove or disprove it

A unicorn sucked my cock this morning, you can't prove that to be false, therefore it's a valid belief of mine.

Mason Jackson
Mason Jackson

this is gold
it should be the next psyop Sup Forums runs
the normie fags that read her twitter will weep

Nathan Ramirez
Nathan Ramirez

friendly reminder that Ellen uses her show to promote pedophilia -

youtube.com/watch?v=sGtBw4_t9yI

Sebastian Torres
Sebastian Torres

Aren't these people the most vocal about 'Discrimination'? How about 'Libel'?

Jeremiah Lopez
Jeremiah Lopez

When did Wikileaks expose it?

Robert Price
Robert Price

You wouldn’t get so mad about hell if you didn’t actually believe in it, and that you’re going there, in the back of your mind.

Justin Sanders
Justin Sanders

Watch as she ages like sour milk. What an ugly pussy she must have

Brody Harris
Brody Harris

A unicorn sucked my cock this morning
as long as it was consensual, leaf.

Dylan Brown
Dylan Brown

They're continually pushing tranny acceptance because the next step is pedo acceptance. The gender bullshit is the exact same thing. Making the kids choose. Saying they have right and the right to choose etc.

We should have already hung these fag pedos from trees, instead their rotting our society. OH WELL that time will come.

Nicholas Sullivan
Nicholas Sullivan

I came up with "Ellen Degenerate" about 10 years ago before I was ever red pilled, knew or cared anything about politics or Sup Forums or anything.

Oliver Baker
Oliver Baker

jesus died for your sins
for you will be pardonned of all your sins when you die and will join heaven with the father
if you sin you will go to hell though

make sense of this clever burger

Julian Nelson
Julian Nelson

Ellen DeGenerate

Grayson Price
Grayson Price

That isn't proof, sad.

David Hill
David Hill

Donating to charities doesn' t buy you into heaven.

Andrew Rodriguez
Andrew Rodriguez

Most lifelong lesbians such as degeneres were molested or abused in some way when they were kids

Ayden Kelly
Ayden Kelly

oh gay people!

Isaiah Jones
Isaiah Jones

oh gay people!
you crazy cats

Jaxson Williams
Jaxson Williams

~~~Oh gay ppl

Juan Anderson
Juan Anderson

She looks fucking demonic. Even more evil than Hillary. I bet there are oceans of child blood on her hands.

Ethan Butler
Ethan Butler

looks like a low-t old man

Hunter Hughes
Hunter Hughes

Just provide everything you stupid leaf, the video and the leaks

Gavin Bennett
Gavin Bennett

That faggot literally looks like some sort of demon. I would be terrified of him if I was a kid.

Josiah Adams
Josiah Adams

Oh gay people
gothamist.com/2013/04/07/gay_couple_accused_of_raping_multip.php

Liam Perez
Liam Perez

I’ve never understood why people watch Ellen Degenerate’s show. It’s not funny, and she is extremely self-absorbed and a poor man’s Oprah. I say that as someone who thinks Oprah is a terrible show as well.

Stop giving her money and it will go away.

Tyler Rogers
Tyler Rogers

Nope.

Ethan Bailey
Ethan Bailey

everyone is born with a sin nature so everyone will go to hell, UNLESS they accept that Jesus is the son of God and the only way to heaven is through repentance and the acceptance of Christs' divinity. Belief isn't isn't enough, even the Devil knows Jesus is the son of God, that's why repentance and self-examination of one's powerlessness (good works won't get you into heaven because it implies that humans can get to heaven through their own selfish ways) is necessary.

Read Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis for a good understanding of the main tenets all Christians believe, it doesn't get into the different denominations.

Also I'm not trolling you leaf. I can't call myself a Christian because I wrestle with the divinity of Christ, but I can appreciate Christianity's canon more than any other religion because a lot of it fits neatly and just makes sense, in that, there seems to be a satisfying answer for everything, which makes it a little scary to me desu

Zachary Taylor
Zachary Taylor

Ellen is fucking disgusting

Jordan Scott
Jordan Scott

family name literally means "Degenerate" in french

Camden Cox
Camden Cox

oh gay people

Jaxon Bailey
Jaxon Bailey

whoops forgot webm

Kevin Bell
Kevin Bell

Enjoy watching your skin bubble, leaf

Henry Walker
Henry Walker

REPROBATE SODOMITE

Brandon Long
Brandon Long

#ohgaypeople

Jack Kelly
Jack Kelly

It's not only about sinning it's rejection or acceptance of Christ too. Also you're basing your "argument" off appeal to ignorance. I'd suggest /atheist on reddit for you.

Blake Hill
Blake Hill

Every day she looks more and more like Prince Charles

Samuel Scott
Samuel Scott

I really hope my daughter doesn't run into someone like this someday. For their sake.

Jeremiah Foster
Jeremiah Foster

Oh gay people

Jaxson Morris
Jaxson Morris

Fat & gay = good
Strong & healthy = bad
Goy

Matthew Morris
Matthew Morris

This

Benjamin Ward
Benjamin Ward

so jesus being a sheperd that bring back his lost sheeps to the herd is just a meme?
i will only go to heaven if i believe in it for real. otherwise i go to hell?
doubt is human nature. you wake up and see your face in the mirror and cant even decide if you look good or not. but you should know for a fact that jesus was the son of god so you can go to heaven? otherwise you suffer for eternity? and god made us these uncertain beings. for what? so he can send us all to hell?
your religion makes a lot of sense

Christian Gonzalez
Christian Gonzalez

watching ellen degenerate

Daniel Brown
Daniel Brown

Shocking

Logan Sanders
Logan Sanders

can you imagine showing that to people in the 1800s
I couldn't imagine doing it in the 1900s.

William Kelly
William Kelly

Essentially what she is, really

Connor Martin
Connor Martin

spat my food out

Luis Hill
Luis Hill

its still sodomy if you use toys or hands

Carson Rogers
Carson Rogers

i hate her and would not be upset if i woke up to see ellen's face pounded into hamburger meat

she's not funny, she's a whimsical cunt who poisons the well of WOMAN

Liam Carter
Liam Carter

This. I've been worried about it coming to kiwiland. Please no, don't let this happen

Charles Cruz
Charles Cruz

What do you think her pussy looks like? A lightly sparse area of grey pussy hairs, long and wiry, wizard sleeve labia, an open cavernous hole frozen in time saying "yelllloow!" She's pretty much useless with an ugly old pussy.

Tyler Stewart
Tyler Stewart

Ellen used to be okay but ever since Trump won she's be bitter as fuck. Kinda sad but also funny to see how quickly people can break

Jace Parker
Jace Parker

ignores my post
eh you don't even want to learn

Ayden Sanchez
Ayden Sanchez

I'll wager 3 shekels she had to suck some sweaty Weinstein cock to prove her loyalty

David Price
David Price

What are you, retarded? Do you even know what sodomy is?

Gabriel Powell
Gabriel Powell

i literally answered your post with that post you quoted. do you need attention or something?
have this )you(. you can bring it to hell with you

Camden Clark
Camden Clark

The hashtag should be highjacked with redpills like pic related.

#ohgaypeople

Hunter Walker
Hunter Walker

When Shorten wins the next election, safe schools will be force fed into every single school in Australia (can't wait to see how the sand wizard schools deal with it).
Now NZ has a lovely labor government, I'm sure you will all be getting it during the term of your current government too.

Liam Rogers
Liam Rogers

I appreciate your work

John Rodriguez
John Rodriguez

RIP AND TEAR

Cameron Hernandez
Cameron Hernandez

Why is this a bad thing? Hasn't the gay community for years, and continues to be even more so to this day, the butt of the majority of jokes that come out heterosexual male mouths? Don't straight males use 'faggot' on a daily basis, a term that is directly offence to the gay community? Gay people are the most stereotyped community in the world so god fucking forbid us engaging in a 'oh straight people' joke. If you can't deal with that sort of joke, then stop your jokes grounded in stereotypes of homosexuals.

Wyatt Adams
Wyatt Adams

How do I repent?

Liam Harris
Liam Harris

I agree with another poster who said this
Its fucking Slaanesh

Jonathan Cox
Jonathan Cox

What's going on in this pic?

Jason Ramirez
Jason Ramirez

Noice

Asher Diaz
Asher Diaz

this shit is getting disturbing at this point. at first it was annoying, then it was aggravating, now it's straight up without a doubt they are trying to subvert the minds of people. honestly, what else can we do but shut off the television and warn others to do so? this shit has gotten out of fucking control.

Colton Fisher
Colton Fisher

Out of purely academic curiosity, what would happen if someone were to, say, start spamming her twitter with stories of degenerate homosexuals with a hashtag like oh gay people?

Dylan Davis
Dylan Davis

Massive, massive faggot spotted.

Isaac Stewart
Isaac Stewart

46% of males are gay but won't admit it.. If disagree with these facts your'e nothing but a lying bigot.

Robert Brooks
Robert Brooks

What's going on in this pic?

She's tightening her hymen.

Oliver Gutierrez
Oliver Gutierrez

bantz
There is a difference between Bantz and propaganda you daft cunt

Eli Morgan
Eli Morgan

First 2 replies shills, one is an extreme viewpoint the other tries to belittle op for being aware of media phenomena

Eat shit faggots

Connor Jenkins
Connor Jenkins

fucking fags gotta die;.

Noah Cooper
Noah Cooper

Forgive me I'm on my phone. If you search the podesta emails on Wikileaks dot org, search for Ellen. There were a whole bunch of emails btwn the Hillary camp and the DNC about friendly and helpful talk show hosts, journalists, tv news hosts, late night hosts, etc. Funny the MSM never reported on this??

Landon Gutierrez
Landon Gutierrez

When you point out that gays are disproportionately overrepresented among child molesters (many more males molest boys than girls or women molest boys) they reply with what they think is a slick retort: that male pedophiles who molest boys aren't gay, they're attracted to *children*, not males. This idiotic statement is like saying that if I prefer blondes to brunettes I'm not straight. This stuff should always be swatted down quickly and loudly.

Noah Barnes
Noah Barnes

IT'S OKAY TO BE STRAIGHT

Leo Lewis
Leo Lewis

being this triggered by Ellen

This is truly the most snowflake thing I've ever seen on Sup Forums

Jayden Green
Jayden Green

Detected

hey anyone have the gif of the little twerking at a degeneracy celebration event?

Adrian Evans
Adrian Evans

Prayer.
Ask God for forgiveness.

Cameron Sullivan
Cameron Sullivan

Forgot to turn off the proxy huh retard?

Owen Sanders
Owen Sanders

More specifically, acknowledge your own shortcomings and sins, recognize that you can't do anything on your own (bible verse somewhere about how "all fall short of the glory of God") without the Son (Jesus). The importance of Jesus, and the New Testament overall, is that by living a sinless life as fully man and fully god Jesus became the conduit through which all could be saved. He was the only one able to live a sinless life, so through his sacrifice and suffering, he paid for the sins of everyone, provided they accept that and repent.
It's hard to argue that Jesus didn't suffer, as on the cross he's quoted as saying
my God my God why have you forsaken me
and even before his crucifixion he expresses anxiousness, showing his human side.

it's a neat mythology that people still believe, kind of gives it a little bit of credence imo
I wish more people, Christians included, took the time to study theology

Caleb Kelly
Caleb Kelly

This. I want to get off this ride.

Andrew Long
Andrew Long

152651577
is that what you wanted me to learn earlier?
do you find it normal that you have to beg god for an eternity of joy instead of pain
surely this is what he wants for his children

Luke Perez
Luke Perez

Checked

Benjamin Cox
Benjamin Cox

id is so soft
nice try Jamal

Julian Evans
Julian Evans

no one takes you seriously cartoon watching manbaby

Andrew Gomez
Andrew Gomez

Any of you guys see Jim's new video? I knew about bugchasing, but Jesus Christ. Someone should send her a link to that.

youtube.com/watch?v=fjShQolUCcM

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