You're now married to the last anime character you fapped too. How fucked are you?

You're now married to the last anime character you fapped too. How fucked are you?

>Gertrude Barkhorn
I wonder what married life with Trude would be like.

>How fucked are you?
bretty, unless somebody can get me plane tickets to saudi arabia quick.

Do they even have marriage in hell?

Who faps to anime?

>How fucked are you?
Very.
Gay marriage is legal where I live, but he's a bit too young. And will be for several more years.

I'd enjoy every second from my last five minutes

That depends on what you mean. Do you mean an actual episode of an actual anime that I jerked it to or are you just talking about fan art/doujins? Because that's two different things.

I'd enjoy it.
She could help me with studying and stuff

Last anime character, user. it's not hard to comprehend. So yeas your latest art/doujin counts, even if you don't actually know the characters involved.

well shes out of the double your age minus 14 upper limit, so it'd be legal but strange

Jackpot.

i don't fap anymore
my waifu is pure

Good thing I love Swedish Meatballs

>tfw you had sweet sensual fap session with an onahole and a picture of your waifu
>tfw your waifu is so obscure nobody will ever post her picture

Does manga count? If yes, I'm not even mad.

I don't fap to characters.

I don't know anything about her.

>Holo
I guess Lawrence is getting cucked.

This.

I could've ended up with Shirley but I was mostly fapping to Trude since I like her more. I imagine Trude would enjoy quiet evenings of cuddling after a busy days work.

Dont know. I havent fapped in months.

>Like rabbits

Not at all. She's my waifu and she's an adult.

Help me

The only other person I know who has my waifu is some guy in Louisiana.

>How fucked are you?
Very.
No regret though.

Do you fap to scenery then?

They would have a hard time convicting me.

>rika
Shieeeet get me one too

Fuck. Just missed out on Yuki.

Yeah I don't know anything about her so I can't say.

>technically videogame but she made an indirect appearance in the anime
FUCKING YES!

Yeeeeah

Feels good man.

Oh no you le din't.

>How fucked are you?
not in the slightest

>waifu has little ero content in Pixiv
>stuck forever with the same lewd images

On the bright side, she's got tons of cute art.

But I hate Catholic women

or more like everyday amirite? but in a sporty way

Kill yourself fedora.

Nothing fedora about it. I'm just a proddie scum

That would be Sento then, lucky I guess.

She can dispense refreshments at least.

She looks like a robot with those soulless eyes

I'm fine

best timeline

>faps to Ai
>get rewarded for it
What a cruel, unfair world

user later died in a tragic accident shortly after the wedding ceremony

>doesn't see his waifu sexually
>gets cucked for it

Like poetry.

>2017
>letting a book written by men dictating your life.

I was thinking the same thing

69 watersports for the rest of my life

Unsure how I feel about this

Fag I'll take Hana instead if you're "unsure"

>catgirl tomboy princess with silver hair
That's like winning a lottery.

> Fapping to anime characters

Don't worry user, you hit the jackpot.

It's a good thing I don't fap to anything but my waifu. I may get boners from something else, but when it comes to the actual fapping it must be her.

uh... i can explain...

I may be in some trouble. Send lube, fast.

Don't bother. You fit right in.

Does edging count as fapping?

I'll be all fuckered out

What flavour of elf is strawberry? Must have visual samples.

>tfw that fantasy was a sexual orgy with the entire cast of Akuma no Riddle
1) I'm a slut.
2) How am I supposed to be married to all of them?

Royally.

Unless hentai counts.

Fapping = The act of moving your hand(s) while holding your penis. The sound it makes is what it gets its name from.

Yes. It's like having sex and not cumming, it's still sex.

I can't even fucking remember

Fucking jackpot.

Probably okay.

This is exactly what I wanted for so long.

I'm so glad I beat my meat to my waifu so frequently.

Only the gay kind.

>jerking off to an actual anime episode

I don't usually fap to anime, but the last girl I fapped to was Ms. Smith.

>Pros
-She rocks the skirtsuit look and that's my fetish
-She's a no-nonsense though chick, that's also my fetish
-She can be very seductive, that's also my fetish
-She can be goofy and silly, that's not my fetish but something I do appreciate in a girl
-Her voice sounds like she's constantly on the verge of orgasm
-I get to hang out with MON, they're fun

>Cons
-She has a shitty government job and lives in a tiny apartment, I won't get to live out my househusband dreams
-Lazy and dirty, I bet her house smells like shit and it's going to rub off on herself sooner or later
-I get to hang out with MON, they'll probably kill me on accident

You don't?

>d'arquien
I regret nothing.

Now user, how is that supposed to work? I'm also married to Saori.

Fear not, there are as many instances of Saori as anons in the world.

Good thing I only fap to my waifu.

Not even slightly.

Ayaka Kagari from Witch Craft Works.
I hope you enjoy being loved tenderly.

Good.

It was a threesome between Papika, Yayaka and Cocona. I self-inserted as Cocona.

I will be fine.

>Post-traumatic Casca
I'm fucked.

That sounds like a recipe for a tasty festive drink.

>Shigure
umm depend on the yandereness of the particular shigure

King user. You picked shit waifu.
Tiffa is love . Tiffa is life.

Shit . Forgot Tiffa.

Good thing Rito is such a beta faggot that he won't do anything.

Guess I'm not having kids

By "anime" do you mean in general or specifically anime?
Chiyo from Ane Naru Mono if you mean in general, and Ryougi Shiki if you mean specifically anime.

Am i fucked? You tell me.

I am okay with this

Best waifu.

So how long is it until I'm killed by idolfags?

I haven't found any good material of her.

Have you checked the borou?

I fapped to furiously fucking her throat and using her twin braids as handle bars