Exploring the oceans: DONT YOU FUCKING DO IT

Justin Carter
Justin Carter

You know how scientists are always clamoring about how we know more about outer space then we do our own oceans?

Maybe there is a fucking reason for that
1. The ocean sucks
2. Who wants to be around some faggy fish
3. Fuck salt

Let me explain to you something Sup Forums
We never need to explore our fucking oceans because theres nothing cool down there
So dont you go looking because your going to waste your time my time and humanities time

I dont understand why anyone would wanna go check out that bullshit

If you wanna get the same experience just go to the deepend of the pool or a pond and its the same exact shit just deeper

I repeat there is nothing cool in our unexplored oceans and aint nobody got time to find it out

All urls found in this thread:

eol.jsc.nasa.gov/DatabaseImages/ISD/highres/AS10/AS10-35-5223.JPG
youtube.com/watch?v=FkcDoUE8_Ec
youtube.com/watch?v=ZwuVpNYrKPY

Robert Green
Robert Green

Thank you Shlomo. I won't be exploring the oceans.

Adrian Richardson
Adrian Richardson

They mean map out the ocean floor, it will take centuries to ecen classify all the shit in the twilight zone let alone the abyssal plain.

Nathan Moore
Nathan Moore

Good thanks

Just dont come down here
LEAVE ME ALONE

Ryan Phillips
Ryan Phillips

Shlomo Goldenstein is hiding something.

Aaron Gutierrez
Aaron Gutierrez

Fucking ayys playing the long game. We know you're hiding at the bottom of the Marianas you dirty space spic.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR OCEANS

Benjamin Nelson
Benjamin Nelson

Can we track these people down and kill them? This is completely insulting

Levi Cooper
Levi Cooper

Nothing down here

Easton Ward
Easton Ward

You’re a dumb nigger. If you’re white, you’re probably the dumbest white in your town.

Nicholas Peterson
Nicholas Peterson

Trust me, NOTHING down here.

Landon Gomez
Landon Gomez

Your message falls on deaf ears.

I have already located the fabled Atlantigates, and will use their power to impose true conservatism across the world.

And after that, Dahnald's empire shall reach the stars. This is the priesthood rising.

Oliver Lewis
Oliver Lewis

Seriously don't come here, we have NOTHING.

Joshua Hill
Joshua Hill

Thank you for letting me know. I just cancelled my mariana trench exploration based on your advice coz it is a waste of time and money. Wjll do snorkel in bath and find the soap thx

Evan Gomez
Evan Gomez

sooo...ugly angler fish?
i mean, i'm all for exploring the oceans, but angler fish are not a reason lol
not even bio luminescent ones haha

Henry Brooks
Henry Brooks

Why would you even bother?

Angel Roberts
Angel Roberts

t. Cthulhu

Elijah Roberts
Elijah Roberts

Yeah but what cool shit is in space? It's literally just emptiness and a few fucking stars or some shit. We've already been in orbit. There's nothing left to see.

David Sanchez
David Sanchez

there is nothing on the moon stop looking you morons. it's just image issues. you guys sound nuts

Bentley Gomez
Bentley Gomez

Fuck off tunaboy

Lincoln Brooks
Lincoln Brooks

Oh hey I haven’t seen this pasta for a good while now.

Justin Brown
Justin Brown

tell 'em frend

Asher Long
Asher Long

I'm gonna fuck me some eldritch pussy

Joseph Myers
Joseph Myers

Yeah nothing is there

Juan Russell
Juan Russell

What is he hiding Sup Forums?

Jason Cook
Jason Cook

Found the cephalopod.

Asher Gomez
Asher Gomez

nuffin' to see

Jose Gonzalez
Jose Gonzalez

Yay i missed these threads, also the why arent u smoking threads

Matthew Lopez
Matthew Lopez

I've played so many horror games I'd be fucking MAD if there wasn't demonic spooky shit down there honestly.
Let's go get it.

Zachary Butler
Zachary Butler

fucking swampgas

Jason Ross
Jason Ross

Could be a chip in the window, or probably just dust/scratches on the film/scanner.

Lots of little specks visible in the full res, remember all those old photos were all shot on film and scanned years later.
eol.jsc.nasa.gov/DatabaseImages/ISD/highres/AS10/AS10-35-5223.JPG

Alexander Roberts
Alexander Roberts

nigger just cuz you cant swim dont be telling the rest of us what to do.

Jayden Johnson
Jayden Johnson

Uh huh, whatever you say Cthulhu.

You cant DODGE THE RENT BILL FOREVER

William Robinson
William Robinson

lul

Aiden Gonzalez
Aiden Gonzalez

Cthulu pls go

Jaxson Scott
Jaxson Scott

absolutely nothing to see underwater

Jose Diaz
Jose Diaz

Nice try Cthulhu, We are gonna find your city and plunder it

Isaac Powell
Isaac Powell

this is such a great fucking post

Logan Kelly
Logan Kelly

also don't visit antarctica
just fucking ice and motherfucking penguins

Michael King
Michael King

That's one queer looking ossified salt formation.

Parker Lee
Parker Lee

what kind of coconut is this?

Oliver Miller
Oliver Miller

Very cool what are those?

Jose Ward
Jose Ward

Wait what

Ryder Morris
Ryder Morris

Can't the pressure kill me?

Gavin Martin
Gavin Martin

Google search gives nothing, eggsplain bls?

John Collins
John Collins

yeah, the peer pressure

Ethan Price
Ethan Price

Whatcha doing there, schlomo?

James Allen
James Allen

esti autist, in pula mea?

Juan Sanders
Juan Sanders

Those are some grotesque penguins people, you don't want to go there, trust me.

Josiah Anderson
Josiah Anderson

is that america at 3%?

Jacob Lee
Jacob Lee

Its America at -40,000 Leagues%

Chase Ward
Chase Ward

God doesn't build in straight lines. Humans created that path you're walking on. Expand upon your revelations, schlomo

James Jones
James Jones

most threads about antarctica are bullshit, but there's a bit of truth to everything

most information about things found under the sea is at best ambiguous, but there is a lot to learn

Ryan Martin
Ryan Martin

Google seafloor when? Get them out there with their fucking vans and 360 cams already, lazy fucks.

Cameron Sullivan
Cameron Sullivan

You want us to explore the oceans, got it. Reverse reverse psychology

Benjamin Smith
Benjamin Smith

uh, what's this?

Gavin Jenkins
Gavin Jenkins

Nice try (((cthulu))), you're water will belong to us soon.

Gabriel Harris
Gabriel Harris

t. cthulu

Oliver Diaz
Oliver Diaz

bunch of newfags

Sebastian Barnes
Sebastian Barnes

There's no "big revelation" - I don't have access to the information you are seeking, for now. But I do hold some bread crumbs.

Logan Lewis
Logan Lewis

you think there is any reason of why we have zero photo of center antarctica? how probable is it that something is going on there?

Daniel Williams
Daniel Williams

your average Jew in America at le -200% face

Andrew Watson
Andrew Watson

damn, that isn't even a good photoshop
i would at least have tried to make it look like there were hills or some shit there

Andrew Rivera
Andrew Rivera

Antarctica is a very special place, and you'd all be honestly silly to believe that the United States alone would not have built upon the knowledge of our past.
.
The pole itself is very heard to reach, and is a point i've never seen with my own eyes, so I'd rather not speculate on what may be there.
What I do know, is that "nothing is there" is a very untrue sentence.

Dylan Collins
Dylan Collins

Yeah goyim don't go down.

Dominic White
Dominic White

i don't know what to think honestly, i just took a pic of supposedly legit antarctica by nasa and increased color contrast and those visible rectangles came out, maybe its nothing idk

Mason Brooks
Mason Brooks

Are you talking about the weird discolored patches? That's probably not a photoshop. That same effect is seen in normal satellite photography. When satellites fly overhead, they only scan a certain width of land as they pass over. They need to make multiple revolutions around the planet to build up a picture, and usually at different times of the day under different atmospheric conditions. Each discolored patch is the land photographed at a different time than the one next to it.

Kevin Taylor
Kevin Taylor

Le -30% face

Andrew Ortiz
Andrew Ortiz

The pole itself

more like hole

Hudson Anderson
Hudson Anderson

LEAVE THE OCEANS ALONE, WE AREN'T HERE; NOTHING TO SEE!

Justin Ramirez
Justin Ramirez

What i can tell you with certainty, is that there is no hole in the conventional sense that you may be thinking about.

Underground caverns which can be reached VIA submarine and flying craft is another story.
But there is no actual hole big enough to be seen from space, and any coverup from Google or NASA may be just for hiding infrastructure and climate patterns.

Adam Perez
Adam Perez

Fucking this shit. I remember having a Dinotopia book where they were in this tiny ass sub trying to not get offed by giant deep sea dinofish.

Very grateful I wasn't one of those early deep sea explorers. You might've been able to hear my screams all the way to the surface.

Gavin Edwards
Gavin Edwards

Expanding on this, you can imagine that it would be significantly harder for them to explain lush green areas in the Antarctic, rather than fueling the fire by adding a few pixelated images.

No holes, just life.
Abundant life

Sebastian Mitchell
Sebastian Mitchell

:P

Lucas Lee
Lucas Lee

my ancestor :DDD

Jayden Foster
Jayden Foster

no, not just the different colors in the regions, that's just how jpeg compression looks when everything in an area is pretty close
just that there's nothing there in the original, only empty flat
earth isn't that flat except in a few places

Ian Diaz
Ian Diaz


you've made that from a discarded foreskin,
now i know why the "star of david" is relevant for jews...

Your descended from starfish arent you?

Luis Jackson
Luis Jackson

t. Fish king trying to hide his kingdom
We're onto you you scaly fuck.

Xavier Cook
Xavier Cook

I see the Cthuluu Internet Defense force is raiding

Liam Johnson
Liam Johnson

Ok mister fedora, what kinda life are we talking about? Extinct species? New species? Im a full blown retard so simple terms and pics if you could.

Jaxon Cruz
Jaxon Cruz

Is that an oil rig?

Lucas Carter
Lucas Carter

There are species unknown to mankind waiting to be discovered in the deep ocean.

Caleb Wright
Caleb Wright

:u

Oliver Brown
Oliver Brown

You can learn so much about luminescence, light, and sound, from the deep sea fauna.

Daniel Morgan
Daniel Morgan

He doesn't fucking know, he just posted a picture brainlet.

Jordan Perry
Jordan Perry

Stay out and don't even think about stealing my Krabby Patties.

Nicholas Miller
Nicholas Miller

I'm not a fedora tipper by any means.
When I'm talking life, i mean generic undocumented species which have lived in isolation for quite some time. There's nothing incredibly out of the ordinary with them, maybe just a couple of plant odd balls here and there.

My point is, that if possible - anyone( and I mean it) should try to reach the south pole during their lifetime. It is of utmost importance that you see what cannot be written

Even if you don't believe me, the south pole is still a must-see!

Elijah Lee
Elijah Lee

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Jace Sanders
Jace Sanders

Until we find liquor or pussy in space there's no real reason to go there either.

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

There are certain types of plant life, which when ingested can raise body temperature in freezing conditions which allow quite a spectacular biodiversity both underwater and near the arctic and antarctic.

Isaiah Sanchez
Isaiah Sanchez

Stop out retarding me autismo, I can't keep up.

Ok, so I met this fat cunt once who went there on a boat from Buenos Aires, he said it's cold and penguins are niggers. Knowing that fat britcucks are obviously never going to lie, why would I go there after he confirmed that it's boring af and expensive?

Aaron Watson
Aaron Watson

#'__'#

Zachary Cruz
Zachary Cruz

LOL I love this pasta. Every time I see it I lol irl about 'faggy fish'.

I like you, pasta-delivery user.

Ryan James
Ryan James

because that fat cunt was a basic bitch

Tyler James
Tyler James

I doubt the fat cunt ever ventured inland more than a couple of miles.
He'd be shot on the spot without very high clearance

Ryan Nguyen
Ryan Nguyen

I want to fuck that
What is it

Sebastian Brown
Sebastian Brown

Yes goyim don't search the ocean

Logan Flores
Logan Flores

Mina Ashido

Luis Long
Luis Long

there is water in the oceans
BUT
it is hidden

Jacob Sullivan
Jacob Sullivan

The thing about Antarctica is nobody is allowed to know enough to fit the pieces together, not even the higher ups. So it's speculation and gathering information from here and there.

For my part, I can tell you that there's a lot more plant life and green hills than you would have ever imagined.

I was hoping to find the German user here tonight ...unfortunately the one day he should have been here, he's not.

funny

It was a pleasure lads
and go visit antarctica if you can

Joshua Murphy
Joshua Murphy

Yep nothing down there

Chase Rivera
Chase Rivera

Well, I know what I'm doing tonight.

Grayson Miller
Grayson Miller

WARNING: Do not explore the bikini bottom.
It's full of crabs and all kinds of other fishy slimy smelly things.

Julian Taylor
Julian Taylor

Lots of unclaimed shekels?

Austin Adams
Austin Adams

the thread hasnt been moved to /bant/
am impressed

Christopher Martinez
Christopher Martinez

nobody posted sweatycthulhu.jpg
that's the whole reason for this thread

Hunter Roberts
Hunter Roberts

These are from the Atlantis attraction at Universal Studios. Fuck off LARPer

Jonathan Ramirez
Jonathan Ramirez

fuck i saved the thumbnail

Jonathan Reyes
Jonathan Reyes

show me, user :)
you might be a tiny bit wrong

Luis Williams
Luis Williams

dats a covered port desu

Christopher Gonzalez
Christopher Gonzalez

You already won the race, champ.

James Brooks
James Brooks

tfw normies here don't realize I'm actually a subterranean creature posting from under Europe

Juan Gray
Juan Gray

best based bot bread!

Ayden Anderson
Ayden Anderson

Let me explain to you something Sup Forums
We never need to explore our fucking oceans because theres nothing cool down there
So dont you go looking because your going to waste your time my time and humanities time
ALWAYS DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT SOME COCKSUCKER SAYS.

Ian Campbell
Ian Campbell

i guess he's right tho

Luis Morris
Luis Morris

doesn't realize this thread is old asf, been posted prolly 9000 times, and that's why it's funny

If the board is going to be nothing but slide garbage and niggers, we might as well add some trad Sup Forums slides from ye olden tymes

Evan Evans
Evan Evans

Yeah nothing to see under the lakes under the ocean.

Jason Fisher
Jason Fisher

Water you talking about?

Adam Miller
Adam Miller

imagine that you are immortal
you are dropped in the middle of the ocean
a infinite darkness around you
sometimes you see phantasmagorical lights of unknown creatures
you may be walking in circles forever
you can walk in any direction for years before finding again mainland. But again, in what direction?
But by then you will be insane.

Benjamin Bennett
Benjamin Bennett

Is that where all the Jew gold is hidden, Schlomo?

Christian Cox
Christian Cox

The ocean is so scary!
If I think about it too much I start to hear weird voices or like, some kind of singing.
The ocean's a shit!

Zachary Clark
Zachary Clark

ITT

Josiah Murphy
Josiah Murphy

Nothing down there...

Parker Kelly
Parker Kelly

Goyim that's what GPS is for

Jonathan Rogers
Jonathan Rogers

Fucking witnessed.

Hudson Barnes
Hudson Barnes

You cant stop me from finding the rare deep water jews you kike shill

Jeremiah Powell
Jeremiah Powell

There are no fingerprints
Deep under water
Nothing to tie one to a crime
And if you seek vengeance
All you need are instruments of pain

William Ramirez
William Ramirez

fuck i want to know this stuff, why does all of this have to be fucking secret, just tell us about antarctica ffs reeeeeeeeeeeeee

Gavin Flores
Gavin Flores

Maybe there is a fucking reason for that
NASA deception. It's easy to lie about """""""""""""""""""space"""""""""""""""""""

Robert Brooks
Robert Brooks

What's the picture of nigga?

Jack Lee
Jack Lee

I always wanted to do this, so I will

Samuel Garcia
Samuel Garcia

That is what CIA would say!

Nolan Bailey
Nolan Bailey

Counterpoint:
Blacks don't swim
Outer space is all black

Jayden Perry
Jayden Perry

rare deep water jews
There's no such thing go- guy. Anyway I'm really sleepy aren't you sleepy? Off to bed, night!

Jace Taylor
Jace Taylor

and the cold that pierces to the bone. Without day or night...

oh goy, better not going there

Hunter Ward
Hunter Ward

Fill me in on the meme lads

Oliver Rivera
Oliver Rivera

This is the kind of autism I came here to see.

Julian Rodriguez
Julian Rodriguez

Yay lmaos are living in the ocean.

Austin Anderson
Austin Anderson

That's not JPEG compression. It's too smooth, and the edges aren't straight.

Jordan Carter
Jordan Carter

Who cares about the oceans, who gives a fuck when they come OUT of the water?!

youtube.com/watch?v=FkcDoUE8_Ec

Tyler Nguyen
Tyler Nguyen

true it is just a defense used by flat tards

Ethan Torres
Ethan Torres

There's something important in the Marinara trench. Even an idiot could see that.

Hudson Rodriguez
Hudson Rodriguez

is this Ireland?

Adrian Johnson
Adrian Johnson

same exact thread for years, what is this bot sliding?

Owen Taylor
Owen Taylor

Do you honestly think fuckers like John Kerry and Newt Gingrich are visiting antarctica to go kayaking and hang out in a science station?

Jacob Reed
Jacob Reed

heartily laughed

fucking leafs

Luke Roberts
Luke Roberts

someone post the real one quick since this will get removed anyways

Carson Butler
Carson Butler

looks more like Alaska

Nicholas Martin
Nicholas Martin

The ocean needs to take its fair share of migrants.

Julian Carter
Julian Carter

What happens to it?

Jordan Carter
Jordan Carter

It was suffering from toxic shock but it survives.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZwuVpNYrKPY

Juan Kelly
Juan Kelly

too sleepy to swim, user

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