Butter shortages

Matthew Sanders
Matthew Sanders

What do we do about the French problem?

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Luke Roberts
Luke Roberts

Jews say there's a butter shortage
Non-Jewish producers say there is not and organize a free distribution in front of a supermarket to prove it
Really makes you think

Thomas Brown
Thomas Brown

There is only one logical one: neun und neunzig

Hudson Nguyen
Hudson Nguyen

I fucking hate it.
I live in New Brunswick, the only officially bilingual province in Canada.
Anytime you buy something in a french town it's like they're spewing out string of computer language as fast as their tongues will let them and they fucking look down on you if you don't know what the fuck numbers their saying right away.

I hope we get annexed soon ffs, hurry Trump.

Daniel Rodriguez
Daniel Rodriguez

Do you say decimals by reading right to left? In any case Engish used to say numbers like Germans do, idk why or when it stopp.ed

Bentley Parker
Bentley Parker

A better question is what the fuck is wrong with the German language? It looks like they just mash a whole bunch of letters together and try to make sounds out of them. Truly the most autistic of languages in this world

Charles Wood
Charles Wood

A “ling” is a little thing. “Schmetten” is Slavic and means cream. Back in the middle ages, Germans believed butterflies are little devil creatures and witches which love sweet cream. Hence Schmetterling.

As I said, German is very logical.

Hunter Diaz
Hunter Diaz

the-german-language-funny-004.jpg
Truly the most autistic

Matthew Johnson
Matthew Johnson

Only Germans are going to know that you crazy German!

Isaac Brooks
Isaac Brooks

Listen leaf, I'm just getting this shit from Jewgle okay?

Brody Perez
Brody Perez

Well now you're just being ignorant, friend.

Ryan Lewis
Ryan Lewis

the butter shortage has been over for a while.
It happened because there's legal quota in the country on how much milk a farm can produce. Originally it was to keep the price of milk at a decent value, but these days with (europe) it's basically the main cause of suicide in agriculture in the country.

Charles Hall
Charles Hall

"Hello welcome to wendy's! What do you want?"
"I'd like a barrel of diet coke, 2 ropes of fries, 23 and a quarter of a rock of burgers, and a floop of icecream"
"That would be 24,99$ plus tips!"

Daniel Ross
Daniel Ross

LUFTBALLONS
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont?

Christian Adams
Christian Adams

"Fernseh" is the literal translation of Television combined with "apparat" for machine. Makes sense

Cameron Hall
Cameron Hall

Kill yourself my man.

Leo Sanders
Leo Sanders

Hielt man für UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General

Elijah Carter
Elijah Carter

Maybe because nine-and-ninety is too long compared to ninety nine

Brody Carter
Brody Carter

Denmark: nioghalvfems

Asher Davis
Asher Davis

That's an interesting root of the word, thanks

Oliver Williams
Oliver Williams

kek

Americans even invented a new measuring unit recently: the Big Gulp

Luke Torres
Luke Torres

Is this you telling me you're french?

Adrian Campbell
Adrian Campbell

ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn's so wär

Ryan Bennett
Ryan Bennett

Moar

Angel Barnes
Angel Barnes

Nobody calls it that way, just like nobody says "television device"
We just call it Fernseher or tv

James Morris
James Morris

Krauts don't wan't to use Latin words so they went with "Fernsehen." Same meaning

Connor Harris
Connor Harris

no wonder froggots wanted 10-hour clocks...

Chase Anderson
Chase Anderson

I say it in the german way though... but I guess that's just me!!!!

Dominic Moore
Dominic Moore

Seriously, how does German go from something simple like 'Guten morgen!'
to, this?!

Eli Long
Eli Long

Only the 13-99 numbers are backwards. For longer numbers you get a mix of normal left-to-right and backwards right-to-left in German. For example "753234", if you would translate it word-for-word from how it's said in German, it would be: "seven hundred three and fifty thousand, two hundred four and thirty".

Gabriel Wright
Gabriel Wright

I like Germans but ffs fix your language

Jaxson Sanchez
Jaxson Sanchez

Don't russians do something like "100 but actually 99" or something similar.

Carter Hall
Carter Hall

What would YOU call the water-hole-extraction-place?

Cooper Green
Cooper Green

I swear Germans are absolute morons. Learn to spell properly man, what's going on.

Carson Torres
Carson Torres

I'm going to guess it says Fire where you fart.

Nathaniel Watson
Nathaniel Watson

slav shops are superior comfy

Aaron Young
Aaron Young

Nyet. Дeвянocтo дeвять.

Jace Cook
Jace Cook

9x10+9 in german you retard
Neun(zig) zig is olg german for 10
tfw the german language is too dificult for burgers

Ethan Perez
Ethan Perez

German doesn't invent new words.
They compound existing ones
t. Ich bin halp Deutsch

Joshua Wood
Joshua Wood

Unfortunately, this is why asians are better at math. 90 in Chinese jiu shi (9 10)

Asher Morales
Asher Morales

I'm sorry I don't live in a country that speaks German, Austria

Gavin Green
Gavin Green

What's wrong with Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft?

Lincoln Watson
Lincoln Watson

this is true, Chinese numbers are super efficient

Logan Gomez
Logan Gomez

You should be ashamed and sorry
Go learn german you queer

Matthew Foster
Matthew Foster

Even in Hitler's mouth German sounded like farts and turds

Anthony Bell
Anthony Bell

well played, sir. The 80's were a magical time

Eli Robinson
Eli Robinson

Way ahead of you

Asher Cooper
Asher Cooper

90 - дeвянocтo

100 - cтo

Somehow CTO is in the number 90 (at the end). It's something weird I forgot after watching that vid, but Russian numbers are strange.

Mason Green
Mason Green

Saint Mary's Church in the hollow of the white hazel near a rapid whirlpool and the Church of St. Tysilio of the red cave.
name of an actual welsh village, thats the train station sign

apparently you say it like
LLAN - FAIR - PWLL - GWYN - GYLL - GO - GER - YCH - WYRN - DROB - WLL - LLAN - TY - SILIO - GO - GO - GOCH

Connor James
Connor James

DONAU DAMPF

Dominic Young
Dominic Young

is locked, just posting a random place
youtube.com/watch?v=kzIRG525l6s

Noah Reed
Noah Reed

youtu.be/fHxO0UdpoxM

Kayden Mitchell
Kayden Mitchell

kek

Hudson Myers
Hudson Myers

take that fucking mutt flag off the english one

Luis White
Luis White

999
900 + 9 + 90
This is as bad as the american date format.

Joshua Johnson
Joshua Johnson

Landwirtschaftsausstellung

Sebastian Price
Sebastian Price

Settle down, bong. We're both on there

Mason Thompson
Mason Thompson

i though "zain" was german for 10.
I didn't look this up nor do I know how it's spelled. But my grandma taught me acht, noin, tzain.

Isaac King
Isaac King

pic
And that's the reason why you never should study Czech in Prague. Everyone speaks English and/or Russian.

Parker Hughes
Parker Hughes

implying londoni is English
Chavs and pakis don't speak our language famalam

Luke Williams
Luke Williams

999999 in german:
neunhundertneunundneunzigtausendneunhundertneunundneunzig

Alexander Bell
Alexander Bell

nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine

Jordan Ramirez
Jordan Ramirez

You still do from thirteen to nineteen

Ryan Williams
Ryan Williams

english should be the same nine(9)*ty(10)+nine(9)

Jonathan Hill
Jonathan Hill

People don't know, is not democracy here Used to be better, we basically took upeverything that was right about germany at that age, including gassing homo sexuals and g ypsies, and ended it in the 70ies when the cultural marxist led by gro harlem bruntland took overr, yea is bitch breivik wanted to kill. He was right in so many ways you know

John Campbell
John Campbell

*ty(10)
oh, that would explain why it's zig and not zain for ten

Jeremiah Morgan
Jeremiah Morgan

/thread

Jacob Campbell
Jacob Campbell

Finally it's time to post my Waifu

youtu.be/s5GMB-IYQ8Q

Jose Roberts
Jose Roberts

elf and zwolf
eleven and twelve are the same too

Alexander White
Alexander White

Agree with that, German number spelling isn't efficient since it wasn't reformed like in other languages. It is a relict of older times going back to indo-germanic origin.
Singles were I and Tenner were X like in Latin numerals. I guess most countries in Europe had that before they got reformed

Jayden Jackson
Jayden Jackson

Yhdeksänkymmentäyhdeksän
9x10+9

Kayden Cooper
Kayden Cooper

Acht neun zehn

Henry Brown
Henry Brown

Move to an English province then, fag

Jackson Torres
Jackson Torres

Why does most everyone else switch from saying the small number first? Most everyone does it up to 20. German is I believe the only language to keep it that way.

thirteen
4 teen
5 teen
6 teen

You get point.

Dylan Davis
Dylan Davis

complaining about the muttflag and not the London meme flag

Jordan Cooper
Jordan Cooper

and

Jace Wood
Jace Wood

Roman numerals ic

Lucas Kelly
Lucas Kelly

neunundneunzig, luftbalons...

Sebastian Foster
Sebastian Foster

The 7-11 Team Gulp is a cooler and it's intended to be shared, hence the "Team" Gulp name

HuMUGous has a fucking straw, it's a legit drink for one American.

Nathaniel Roberts
Nathaniel Roberts

Swiss and Belgian French: Nonante neuf = 90 + 9
If you want.

Nathaniel Gomez
Nathaniel Gomez

Ei?
90+9

James Mitchell
James Mitchell

how can the refugees read these

Henry Reed
Henry Reed

“Schmetten” is Slavic and means cream.
What? It's related to śmietana/smetana? Kek. On the other hand in Polish, when you want someone to give you a tool, but you don't know how it is called, you can say "give me that wihajster".

Dominic Walker
Dominic Walker

Mega Jug

lel

Cameron Price
Cameron Price

Norway: ni og nitti (9 + 90)

Luis Thompson
Luis Thompson

four Ls in a row

justify this

Josiah Bell
Josiah Bell

Any native could vocaroo this?

Brayden Perez
Brayden Perez

hon hon hon hon hon

baguette baguette

Adrian Perez
Adrian Perez

negenennegentig in Dutch

999 = negenhonderdnegenennegentig
no squiggly lines

Sebastian Ortiz
Sebastian Ortiz

Speak Wallonian french instead.
Whatever their faults their numbers are logical.

Levi Brown
Levi Brown

seriously are you all autistic?

James Roberts
James Roberts

You forgot the Danish (4*20) + (1*20)/2 + 9

Jeremiah Cruz
Jeremiah Cruz

Welshanon here, we learnt this is primary school but I'm a tad rusty

Landon Kelly
Landon Kelly

fuck is that supposed to be?
it's nioghalvfems
9 + (-½ + 5) * 20

Zachary Ramirez
Zachary Ramirez

Schmetterling is literally the softest word on here - really shows the anti-german atrocity propaganda indoctrination.

John Butler
John Butler

KUM & go
where & means more
Kum more go?

I could get into marketing, most of it is nonsense

Brandon Powell
Brandon Powell

nioghalvfems
explain pls

Hunter Collins
Hunter Collins

I'm Canadian, the govt takes too much money from me to be able to move.

Gavin Harris
Gavin Harris

ni og halv fems(inds-tyve)
nine and half fifth times twenty

Jason Richardson
Jason Richardson

Does anyone speak Welsh in daily life? Do you read Welsh newspapers or watch Welsh tv?

Isaac Gonzalez
Isaac Gonzalez

maritimes
literally fed by american tax payers

At least in NB you can cross the border for cheapet Quebec booze. Filthy Acadian, i wish my ancestors didn't let you live

Cameron Reed
Cameron Reed

My family speaks French but they use "octante" instead of quatre-vingt. They also say nonante.

Ryder Phillips
Ryder Phillips

eliminate base 12

teach them grorious serbian

Jacob Powell
Jacob Powell

German and Dutch are both retarded when it comes to numbers.

Kayden Parker
Kayden Parker

Good job OP
Stay dedicated and you will thrive

Nathaniel Watson
Nathaniel Watson

youtube.com/watch?v=al9PvPkJCSI

Landon Rodriguez
Landon Rodriguez

Japanese numbers stop making sense after 10,000 which is 1-man. Japanese people have to stop and write big numbers down and count the zeros to figure out what the hell is going on.

Jayden Hill
Jayden Hill

cool it akbar

Thomas Richardson
Thomas Richardson

I meant quebecer tax payers. Too much american election shitposting

Nolan Roberts
Nolan Roberts

????????

Adam Baker
Adam Baker

Yhdeksänkymmentäyhdeksän (9x10, 9)
Perhonen

Elijah Wright
Elijah Wright

It's a swiss way to say numbers.

Source: my ex was a mountain frenchie

Ryan Gutierrez
Ryan Gutierrez

nop

for example, devedeset devet

devedeset - 90, formed from devet (9) and deset (10, but in numbers this marks the size order). it's not devetdeset because the t becomes d due to equalization of consonants by phonation, it becomes deveseddevet but the d is lost because in our language the same consonant next to itself is almost nonexistent, this isn't written down as we have almost perfect orthography that desu should be adopted by everyone immediately

Cameron Stewart
Cameron Stewart

wtf

Dominic Cruz
Dominic Cruz

floor sanding machine rental

Liam Foster
Liam Foster

dziewięćsetdziewięćdziesiątdziewięćtysięcydziewięćsetdziewięćdziesiątdziewięć - 999 999

Connor Sanders
Connor Sanders

Makes sense. It's definitely some dialect that's unusual because my family had issues communicating at times when in France.

Lucas Bell
Lucas Bell

English has best numbering system compared to other languages but really it stops making sense after trillion bc the numbers get too big anyways so it’s easier to just say something like eight point five times 10 to the 18

Cameron Cook
Cameron Cook

negenhonderdnegenennegentigduizendnegenhonderdennegenennegentig

Although generally at numbers that big it's customary to write them as numbers and not as words naturally

Austin Murphy
Austin Murphy

BLOODY FROGS!

Zachary Morgan
Zachary Morgan

Same here

It's also the first time in my life when I 'wrote' a number this high
Writing this was somehow confusing

Adrian Ortiz
Adrian Ortiz

yhdeksansataayhdeksänkymmentäyhdeksäntuhatta yhdeksänsataayhdeksänkymmentäyhdeksän

Samuel Cook
Samuel Cook

nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine

Kevin Butler
Kevin Butler

Does any numbering system make sense after 999 trillion? Those numbers are so rarely used scientific notation simply makes more sense.

Parker Nguyen
Parker Nguyen

there is one welsh tv channel and one welsh radio station northern wales, liverpool and argentina are the only places its spoken

Jeremiah Collins
Jeremiah Collins

I don’t think so
English is probably the only one that makes it to a trillion and still makes easy coherent sense

Jaxon Collins
Jaxon Collins

Nice fucking digits btw

Jeremiah Young
Jeremiah Young

most people just use standard form

Owen Myers
Owen Myers

literally fed by american tax payers
????
That makes no fucking sense whatsoever.

At least in NB you can cross the border for cheapet Quebec booze. Filthy Acadian, i wish my ancestors didn't let you live
cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/supreme-court-interprovincial-trade-alcohol-comeau-new-brunswick-1.4381048

Filthy Acadian
I'm not french, friend.

i wish my ancestors didn't let you live
Enlighten me on the part of Canadian history where the french gave mercy to us poor British souls.

Caleb Brooks
Caleb Brooks

Not after trillions
Even most normal calculators switch to something like 9E11 which is another easy as fuck way to write it but is more for math people who use calculators a lot

Jack Nguyen
Jack Nguyen

Haha, fuckin separate then pussy.
O wait, America won't let you, sorry.

Jaxson Cook
Jaxson Cook

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5134775/Crumbs-Butter-shortage-means-biscuits-cost-more.html

The price of Christmas biscuits is soaring on the back of a national butter shortage

Enough is enough, I could take the baguettes and their croissant issues, but when it starts to affect our biscuits.....

Jose Brown
Jose Brown

You dont tip at fastfood or take out and nobody rings you up and says “plus tip” also our sizes are just small medium or large for everything here.

Jace Russell
Jace Russell

It's more like 4+20+10+9

Hunter Murphy
Hunter Murphy

My fucking sides

Nolan Reyes
Nolan Reyes

43

Owen Howard
Owen Howard

The german language is nowhere near the weirdest. It is the most autistic though since finns are just memeing.

Sebastian Richardson
Sebastian Richardson

google standard form for me real quick

Charles Hernandez
Charles Hernandez

tfw no shortage of foodstuffs in burgerland
feels good to not be yuropoor

Jacob Hill
Jacob Hill

no wonders french children suck at maths

Aiden Rivera
Aiden Rivera

really?
I always thought this was the only illogical thing left in our language...
well, other than "Wir schaffen das" of course

Jason Davis
Jason Davis

youtube.com/watch?v=Vgfi1QZILxk

Jaxson Wood
Jaxson Wood

english is clearly the superior language

Charles Moore
Charles Moore

sorry to brainlets who think quatre vingt dix neuf is too mathematically complicated lmao

Ayden Murphy
Ayden Murphy

The Welsh have a similar system of counting in twenties. Probably goes back to Gaulish influence in the French case.

Adam Parker
Adam Parker

i meant this
youtube.com/watch?v=LS1LlfLku-k

Jose Fisher
Jose Fisher

KEK

James Bailey
James Bailey

TF is wrong with you? Why you have two "and's" in there?

Ryan Richardson
Ryan Richardson

novecienos noventa y nueve mil novecientos noventa y nueve.

Julian Roberts
Julian Roberts

The problem with that is you don't use real ingredients and rely on the corn syrup jew for pretty much everything

Hudson Hughes
Hudson Hughes

SIEG UND HEILIG

Tyler Bailey
Tyler Bailey

well actually this ffs
youtube.com/watch?v=cq01SLa6tFg

Matthew Morales
Matthew Morales

I wonder if the French/Gauls used their hands and Feet to count resulting in a vegisimal system for numbers similar in how germanics used their buckles to count resulting in a dodecatisimal system giving us eleven and twelve

Blake Sullivan
Blake Sullivan

Why? UK deviated from English, not US.

Jaxson Wood
Jaxson Wood

Wut?
Nine and half less than five twenties?
Is this real?

Juan King
Juan King

You're so right. I had a hot German teacher in college. What I would give to have her whisper "Schmetterling" in my ear... German sounds beautiful whenever done right.

Charles Adams
Charles Adams

Sieg und Wohlergehen you fucking degenerate gypsy low iq subhuman filth.

Jack Price
Jack Price

Doesn't seem due to protectionism like that scandian butter shortage a few years ago.

Landon Young
Landon Young

Rofl

Jonathan Brooks
Jonathan Brooks

Shit, you're right. I just checked the label on my sirloin tips and the first ingredient was corn syrup. My mixed nuts contains high fructose corn syrup! And, my fruits and vegies are sprayed with MSG.

Jace Carter
Jace Carter

little devil creatures
logical
Pick one

Justin Gray
Justin Gray

WTF is wohlergehen? You mean Walgreens?

Ethan Jackson
Ethan Jackson

Neuf cent mille quatre vingt dix neuf mille neuf mille neuf cent quatre vingt dix neuf

Jayden Wood
Jayden Wood

First one says that this is an entrance for firetrucks. Second one says that theres a source of water for extinguishing fires on the property. Its just multiple words stuck together to describe something precisely.

Isaiah Lewis
Isaiah Lewis

I recognize the 95th Regiment on the left, but who is on the right ? Swiss Guard ?

Ryder Perry
Ryder Perry

That just says lawyers office in case anyone cares.

Easton Evans
Easton Evans

Lol delusional, my aunt just bought 12 pounds of real butter for her Christmas baking, it was nothing

Levi Sullivan
Levi Sullivan

They can't. The locals have learned how to interned different intonations of "ficki ficki" and give them directions or food.
You know like "ogga booga" means like 150 different things in somalian.

John Brown
John Brown

Fucky Jimmy, always makes me laugh.

Jace Wilson
Jace Wilson

Not totally, we stil say "quatre-vingt" for 80 (4 * 20). Only the Swiss French have it right.

Cameron King
Cameron King

Neuf cent nonante mille neuf cent nonante-neuf 999999

Henry Fisher
Henry Fisher

12 pounds
Is she baking a house?

Isaiah Wright
Isaiah Wright

Doe eens normaal, kankermof. En geef onze fietsen terug!

William Phillips
William Phillips

German it's racist. Germany should drop german as a language and adopt a more inclusive one.

Grayson Morales
Grayson Morales

nou cents noranta nou mil. nou cents noranta nou.

Juan Perry
Juan Perry

how the fuck is Schme tter ling any worse than bu tter fly?

Michael Taylor
Michael Taylor

Arabic maybe? Seems like the hip new left leaning language.

Logan Wood
Logan Wood

Am I the only one who thought that was the joke in the first place and that it wasn't an actual word?

Ethan Phillips
Ethan Phillips

Ouf les francais sont con dans ce thread...

Levi Murphy
Levi Murphy

You mean "nine and four and a half times twenty"? Learn to coun t you dumb nigger.

Jaxon Morgan
Jaxon Morgan

min neger
the only patrician style

Easton Brooks
Easton Brooks

10 - dix
20 - vingt
30 -treize
40 - quarante
50- cinquante
60 - sioxante
70 -sioxante-dix
80 - quatre-vingt-un
90- quatre-vingt-dix
100 - cent

you can see their problem begins at 70-99

Parker Sanders
Parker Sanders

In Spanish some numbers like hundreds can become femenine, depending on the noun. I guess it's not the only language where this happens.

Cooper King
Cooper King

Done.

Thomas Long
Thomas Long

French don't say eighty, they say: four times twenty, some people think it's because previous to the arrival of romans they used hands and feets to count, so 20 fingers, 20 is the biggest "unity" instead of ten.
But they don't say two times twenty or three times twenty. Quarante (40) and soixante (60).
10 dix
20 vingt
30 trente
40 quarante
50 cinquante
60 soixante
70 soixante-dix (sixty-ten)
80 quatre vingt (four twenties)
90 quatre vingt dix (four twenties ten)
100 cent
It's difficult too... First, you have the letters, completely different from ours, also they have sounds that we are not used to do. As a spanish there are a few i recognize in my language and anglos have problems to pronounce, plus all the throat rr, kha and j. The vowels are a nightmare, they don't have 5 like us, that's why they use i (your e) instead of e (the first half of your a). They don't say España, they say isbania, because they don't have P, so they use b.
Writing the vowels are dots or like a coma, but they don't write them because they alredy know wich word is only with consonants, so you have to figure out witch vowel is in the context of that word if you are reading. Plus solar and lunar letters and the Al- or A-
Also declensions...
It's batshit language, chaotic and dialects add more diffculty. But you should understand the enemy!
Germany will eventually accept arab as their language, they are alredy saying in the Bundestag that a german actually is a brown guy or a woman with niqab...

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