Butter shortages

What do we do about the French problem?

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>Jews say there's a butter shortage
>Non-Jewish producers say there is not and organize a free distribution in front of a supermarket to prove it
Really makes you think

There is only one logical one: neun und neunzig

I fucking hate it.
I live in New Brunswick, the only officially bilingual province in Canada.
Anytime you buy something in a french town it's like they're spewing out string of computer language as fast as their tongues will let them and they fucking look down on you if you don't know what the fuck numbers their saying right away.

I hope we get annexed soon ffs, hurry Trump.

Do you say decimals by reading right to left? In any case Engish used to say numbers like Germans do, idk why or when it stopp.ed

A better question is what the fuck is wrong with the German language? It looks like they just mash a whole bunch of letters together and try to make sounds out of them. Truly the most autistic of languages in this world

A “ling” is a little thing. “Schmetten” is Slavic and means cream. Back in the middle ages, Germans believed butterflies are little devil creatures and witches which love sweet cream. Hence Schmetterling.

As I said, German is very logical.

>the-german-language-funny-004.jpg
>Truly the most autistic

Only Germans are going to know that you crazy German!

Listen leaf, I'm just getting this shit from Jewgle okay?

Well now you're just being ignorant, friend.

the butter shortage has been over for a while.
It happened because there's legal quota in the country on how much milk a farm can produce. Originally it was to keep the price of milk at a decent value, but these days with (europe) it's basically the main cause of suicide in agriculture in the country.

>"Hello welcome to wendy's! What do you want?"
>"I'd like a barrel of diet coke, 2 ropes of fries, 23 and a quarter of a rock of burgers, and a floop of icecream"
>"That would be 24,99$ plus tips!"

LUFTBALLONS
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont?

"Fernseh" is the literal translation of Television combined with "apparat" for machine. Makes sense

Kill yourself my man.

Hielt man für UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General

Maybe because nine-and-ninety is too long compared to ninety nine

Denmark: nioghalvfems

That's an interesting root of the word, thanks

kek

Americans even invented a new measuring unit recently: the Big Gulp

Is this you telling me you're french?

ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn's so wär

Moar

Nobody calls it that way, just like nobody says "television device"
We just call it Fernseher or tv

Krauts don't wan't to use Latin words so they went with "Fernsehen." Same meaning

no wonder froggots wanted 10-hour clocks...

I say it in the german way though... but I guess that's just me!!!!

Seriously, how does German go from something simple like 'Guten morgen!'
to, this?!

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Only the 13-99 numbers are backwards. For longer numbers you get a mix of normal left-to-right and backwards right-to-left in German. For example "753234", if you would translate it word-for-word from how it's said in German, it would be: "seven hundred three and fifty thousand, two hundred four and thirty".

I like Germans but ffs fix your language

Don't russians do something like "100 but actually 99" or something similar.

What would YOU call the water-hole-extraction-place?

I swear Germans are absolute morons. Learn to spell properly man, what's going on.

I'm going to guess it says Fire where you fart.

slav shops are superior comfy

Nyet. Дeвянocтo дeвять.

9x10+9 in german you retard
Neun(zig) zig is olg german for 10
>tfw the german language is too dificult for burgers

German doesn't invent new words.
They compound existing ones
t. Ich bin halp Deutsch

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Unfortunately, this is why asians are better at math. 90 in Chinese jiu shi (9 10)

I'm sorry I don't live in a country that speaks German, Austria

What's wrong with Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft?

this is true, Chinese numbers are super efficient

You should be ashamed and sorry
Go learn german you queer

Even in Hitler's mouth German sounded like farts and turds

well played, sir. The 80's were a magical time

Way ahead of you

90 - дeвянocтo

100 - cтo

Somehow CTO is in the number 90 (at the end). It's something weird I forgot after watching that vid, but Russian numbers are strange.

>Saint Mary's Church in the hollow of the white hazel near a rapid whirlpool and the Church of St. Tysilio of the red cave.
name of an actual welsh village, thats the train station sign

apparently you say it like
LLAN - FAIR - PWLL - GWYN - GYLL - GO - GER - YCH - WYRN - DROB - WLL - LLAN - TY - SILIO - GO - GO - GOCH

DONAU DAMPF

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kek

take that fucking mutt flag off the english one

>999
>900 + 9 + 90
This is as bad as the american date format.

Landwirtschaftsausstellung

Settle down, bong. We're both on there

i though "zain" was german for 10.
I didn't look this up nor do I know how it's spelled. But my grandma taught me acht, noin, tzain.

>pic
And that's the reason why you never should study Czech in Prague. Everyone speaks English and/or Russian.

>implying londoni is English
Chavs and pakis don't speak our language famalam

999999 in german:
neunhundertneunundneunzigtausendneunhundertneunundneunzig

nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine

You still do from thirteen to nineteen

english should be the same nine(9)*ty(10)+nine(9)

People don't know, is not democracy here Used to be better, we basically took upeverything that was right about germany at that age, including gassing homo sexuals and g ypsies, and ended it in the 70ies when the cultural marxist led by gro harlem bruntland took overr, yea is bitch breivik wanted to kill. He was right in so many ways you know

>*ty(10)
oh, that would explain why it's zig and not zain for ten

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Finally it's time to post my Waifu

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elf and zwolf
eleven and twelve are the same too

Agree with that, German number spelling isn't efficient since it wasn't reformed like in other languages. It is a relict of older times going back to indo-germanic origin.
Singles were I and Tenner were X like in Latin numerals. I guess most countries in Europe had that before they got reformed

Yhdeksänkymmentäyhdeksän
9x10+9

Acht neun zehn

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Move to an English province then, fag

Why does most everyone else switch from saying the small number first? Most everyone does it up to 20. German is I believe the only language to keep it that way.

thirteen
4 teen
5 teen
6 teen

You get point.

>complaining about the muttflag and not the London meme flag

>and

Roman numerals ic

neunundneunzig, luftbalons...

The 7-11 Team Gulp is a cooler and it's intended to be shared, hence the "Team" Gulp name

HuMUGous has a fucking straw, it's a legit drink for one American.

Swiss and Belgian French: Nonante neuf = 90 + 9
If you want.

Ei?
90+9

how can the refugees read these

>“Schmetten” is Slavic and means cream.
What? It's related to śmietana/smetana? Kek. On the other hand in Polish, when you want someone to give you a tool, but you don't know how it is called, you can say "give me that wihajster".

>Mega Jug

lel

Norway: ni og nitti (9 + 90)

>four Ls in a row

justify this

Any native could vocaroo this?

hon hon hon hon hon

baguette baguette

negenennegentig in Dutch

999 = negenhonderdnegenennegentig
no squiggly lines

Speak Wallonian french instead.
Whatever their faults their numbers are logical.

seriously are you all autistic?

You forgot the Danish (4*20) + (1*20)/2 + 9

Welshanon here, we learnt this is primary school but I'm a tad rusty

fuck is that supposed to be?
it's nioghalvfems
9 + (-½ + 5) * 20

Schmetterling is literally the softest word on here - really shows the anti-german atrocity propaganda indoctrination.

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