Have you thanked Hephaestus today for California in flames ?

Chase Evans
Chase Evans

Have you thanked Hephaestus today for California in flames ?

All urls found in this thread:

volcanoes.usgs.gov/observatories/calvo/
abcnews.go.com/US/high-winds-pick-fueling-intensity-southern-california-wildfires/story?id=51638141
youtube.com/watch?v=qld8bU5AZ4Y
youtube.com/watch?v=d8ZhOMGvhcU
ktla.com/2017/12/09/lilac-fire-at-least-46-horses-dead-others-missing-from-san-diego-county-training-facility/
youtube.com/watch?v=nd4Wr3oDBMM

Lincoln Williams
Lincoln Williams

Who's Hephaestus

Ian Price
Ian Price

I like to thank the MASSIVE EUCALYPT PLANTATIONS. You guys seem to forget that those trees are as flammable as petrol

Liam Walker
Liam Walker

Greek god of fire n sheiitt. Pretty much Vulcan.

Cameron Adams
Cameron Adams

yes. I will sacrifice my blood for strong winds and favorable fire growth conditions. I hate that modern bastion of pure sin and degeneracy that is "SoCal" and knowing it's a hellish inferno the past few days makes my dick hard

Zachary Johnson
Zachary Johnson

Greek god
There is only one God

John Sullivan
John Sullivan

He hasn't read the Iliad.

Pic related.

Adam Parker
Adam Parker

People still doubt it's real.

Kayden Harris
Kayden Harris

Haephestus
no volcanoes in California

Buddy...

Noah Rogers
Noah Rogers

What that middle eastern heresy? Why the gods of the Jewish old testament? Such sadness.

Austin Murphy
Austin Murphy

im thinking this might be the work of Kali

Hudson Gomez
Hudson Gomez

m8...

volcanoes.usgs.gov/observatories/calvo/

Adrian Richardson
Adrian Richardson

a new supervolcano just discovered

Joseph Bailey
Joseph Bailey

tbf he probably could've just had someone start the fire

Jose Price
Jose Price

Its real alright, I went by the fire area where all the spics and kids were crying and drank a cold water infront of them and drove off. Hopefully it kills a senator or two.

Bentley Gray
Bentley Gray

No I haven't
No, the God of all mankind the God that made your ancestors and the first humans

Liam Howard
Liam Howard

Alright, fine, have you thanked GOD for California burning?

Hunter Martinez
Hunter Martinez

winds regaining strength after a brief downtime that helped firefighters

abcnews.go.com/US/high-winds-pick-fueling-intensity-southern-california-wildfires/story?id=51638141

PRAY FOR LOW HUMIDITY AND DRY, HIGH SPEED WINDS. GROW FIRE GROW. PRAY FOR CALIFAGS TO LOSE EVERYTHING

Jason Scott
Jason Scott

No, God didn't do this they brought it upon themselves. Sodom and Gomorrah burnt because of the immorality of its people

Evan James
Evan James

focusing on Trump tweets while SoCalifornia becomes hell on Earth

I fucking love this timeline. when did everything go so right?

Juan Gray
Juan Gray

when did everything go so right?
November 8th, 2016.

Joshua Brooks
Joshua Brooks

And his name is YAHWEH

Zachary Johnson
Zachary Johnson

The only way you know of that god is through Jewish writing. It never existed in western theology and was strictly the god of the Jews. Your ancestors had no knowledge of it, only their own gods until Judaic custom was put n the west as Christianity was violently thrust upon them.

Brayden Adams
Brayden Adams

Those are stories from Jewish religious texts though. The Old Testament is the bible of the Jew.

Logan Bailey
Logan Bailey

Ban - /bhaan/- the immortal trickster god.
Burning yt and mexiwetbacks to ashes.
Then pisses on them. Based native American God spirit.

Liam Young
Liam Young

oh right. look at the fine inhabitants of that horrible squirm and writhe as their shitty liberal paradise comes burning down. Trump fucking owned stupid CALIFAGS orangeball monkeys like Steph FagCurry by uninviting him to White House.

Just another wonderful memory of the Trump years.

Ryan Rivera
Ryan Rivera

youtube.com/watch?v=qld8bU5AZ4Y

Dominic Peterson
Dominic Peterson

I applaud your nefarious actions

Carter Garcia
Carter Garcia

youtube.com/watch?v=d8ZhOMGvhcU

Oliver James
Oliver James

thinking it's cool and trendy to live in a fiery desert

when will CAfags learn?

Chase Wilson
Chase Wilson

Yes, I thank GOD, Christ, Trump, and all of the Gods for their contribution to Communist removal, whenever, and wherever.

Robert Hall
Robert Hall

Hestia smiles upon the burning of degenerates as well. All of Cali will be an offering to them

Benjamin Reed
Benjamin Reed

ktla.com/2017/12/09/lilac-fire-at-least-46-horses-dead-others-missing-from-san-diego-county-training-facility/

BLOOD FOR THE FIRE GOD

Camden Cox
Camden Cox

I notice there's a distinct lack of caliburnia faggots shitting up the boards. Must be too busy boiling water to drink and evacuating their homes. HAHAHAHA

Jayden Baker
Jayden Baker

True, I would have expected flyover posting by this point.

Benjamin Rodriguez
Benjamin Rodriguez

Thats south ca, and nothing of value was lost.

Ethan Foster
Ethan Foster

"bro, your comfortable, heartland American, four seasons, freshwater filled, no bad weather except heavy winter's is a FLYOVER SHITHOLE compared to my desert degeneracy that's currently on fire and where I spend 40% of my life sitting in traffic."

t. shit califags believe

Isaac Cruz
Isaac Cruz

That bitch is still burning. What's taking so long...
Maybe it's time for the BIG SHAKER to swallow that nest of degenerate vipers

Oliver Bailey
Oliver Bailey

thanked Hephaestus?
sure why not?
California has lost its way and must be cleansed with fire. Let its flames purify the tainted from this blessed land in the greatest country to ever exist on this earth. Let it be made anew from the ashes. Guide the fire to those who reject and scorn it so they too may be cleansed and see the light for their final time.

In Sup Forums and Hephaestus we trust, amen.

James Lopez
James Lopez

No he's the God of mankind, you can't compare the figures of the bible to modern Talmudism

Mason Cruz
Mason Cruz

Captain America is a good movie

Lincoln Martin
Lincoln Martin

No, it's not. Christians have existed for 6,000 years since the days of Adam and Eve, the modern Talmudists may believe half our bible but they killed the messiah

Hunter Perry
Hunter Perry

Fire Chan did that.

Asher Jenkins
Asher Jenkins

Fucking pleb

Andrew Gonzalez
Andrew Gonzalez

THIS!
GREAT POST

Caleb Phillips
Caleb Phillips

Long Valley Caldera? Mammoth Mountain?

Ryan Reyes
Ryan Reyes

A waifu.

Ian Wright
Ian Wright

Harlots who show their cleavage should be jailed

Mason Hernandez
Mason Hernandez

chekd and kekd

Luis Sanchez
Luis Sanchez

hmm I wonder if there's a deity for earthquakes

those are some strong numbers you wield, friend. surely the fire will grow in power. Amen

Adam Miller
Adam Miller

expecting a Greek god to be pure

Joshua Williams
Joshua Williams

There is one God

Justin Hall
Justin Hall

PRAISE KEK!

Connor Hall
Connor Hall


those are some strong numbers you wield, friend. surely the fire will grow in power. Amen
GOOD CATCH user,
I didn't payed attention to them, but for sure that user got the power of 77 in his post.

Anthony Torres
Anthony Torres

I think because is taking so long to cleanse that pit of evil and degeneracy with fire and crates too much smoke it's time to pray for an earthquake.
Huge sucker to swallow all filth in one swoop and hide it below the Earth's crust. AMEN.

Nathan Scott
Nathan Scott

I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates California with such a BURNING passion to post twice in a row. I'm also surprised this isn't receiving more attention - it's an ongoing happening.

then again, it'll probably just take a few hundred more properties, only animals dying and old people who crash their car after passing out from the smoke and shit are dying. I'm really hoping the Lilac Fire reaches San Diego

Aiden Rogers
Aiden Rogers

I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates California with such a BURNING passion
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.kek
WE ARE BIG FAMILY

I'm really hoping the Lilac Fire reaches San Diego
LOL,haha
I'm praying for San Fran and HOLLYWOOD to be erased.

Colton Wilson
Colton Wilson

lots of celeb houses hit near Hollywood. that one blond woman blamed Trump and said these were dark times. those fires couldn't be burning in a better place in the entire US. it's really been a treat during this stressful time of year to be able to tune in and read about more destruction and the increasingly dry and windy weather.

Jordan Thompson
Jordan Thompson

California on fire

Snow in Texas

God clearly hates Cali

Anthony Myers
Anthony Myers

STOP IT user
I'm keking way too much is this fire drama filled thread.

CALIFORNIA IS ON FIRE
what is, God had enough

Gavin Rivera
Gavin Rivera

Slava Svarog

Christopher Baker
Christopher Baker

greek God of blacksmiths you mongrel, incredibly important to the pantheon and a reminder to keep production high

Jaxson Turner
Jaxson Turner

Every time I see a story on the Cali fires - I hear this verse from Sublime and it gets stuck in my head (2:46 mark to 2:55):

youtube.com/watch?v=nd4Wr3oDBMM

Josiah Gomez
Josiah Gomez

Once the military is with us
Please see 2nd Amendment
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
Just form a militia for Christ sake.

Samuel Reyes
Samuel Reyes

Is this shit still on fire?

Jacob Perry
Jacob Perry

This happens every year except now it's one big Christmas fire place and ashes in place of snow.

Easton Ward
Easton Ward

and ashes in place of snow.
did Californians decided that ashes are more Environmentally friendly than snow?
there must be a reason for it, unless faggots are being punished by God and gloves are OFF

Jason Young
Jason Young

If this is punishment, then God has shown great mercy after he killed a shit ton of Egyptian sons to punish them.

No, this is just natural as the mountains are always ready to burn and the animals always ready to maul.

Julian Davis
Julian Davis

Morons still don't know the whole line. There are no gods BEFORE him.

He never said anything thing about after... fucking windowlicker.

Jack Hughes
Jack Hughes

This guy has balls so big he has to move them around on a wheelbarrow. I don't even know how he still manages to surprise me and and the same time get away with it.
I am not shitting you, like half of the time I see a capture of his twitter I have to personally check the site to see it's legit and not made up.

We truly are living in the best timeline.

Connor Scott
Connor Scott

Yahweh literally just means "God" in Hebrew, so....

Mason Hall
Mason Hall

Looks like wind and fire are coming for you California.

Landon Scott
Landon Scott

Life's good now that America is Great Again and the Democrat machine in California that funds the liberal wing of the Democratic Party and killed the worker's rights wing of it and gives us shitty congressional leaders like Nancy Pelosi has been rendered useless and nothing more than a factory of tears now

Elijah Torres
Elijah Torres

<FIRES
ARE
MAKING CALIFORNIA
WELL DONE

THEY MUST BE HOLY FIRES IN THAT CASE

Ryan White
Ryan White

How long did the Canada fires last? Can these cali fires consume the whole city of LA before they go out? Rolling for it

Julian Thomas
Julian Thomas

just took closer look at Pepe. nice meme

Henry Price
Henry Price

I'm all for it.

Dylan Miller
Dylan Miller

No thank Logo. He is literally wildfire in contained

Logi appears by that name in Gylfaginning (Prose Edda) written by Snorri Sturluson in the tale of Thor and Loki's journey to the castle of the giant Útgarða-Loki in Jötunheimr where Loki was pitted against Logi in an eating contest. The contestants appeared to be equal in speed at eating meat from the bone, but Logi also consumed the bones and even the wooden trencher in which the meat was placed showing off his might. Útgarða-Loki afterwards explained that Logi was really wildfire itself.

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