Colombia, not Columbia

Zachary Miller
Zachary Miller

What does Sup Forums think of Colombia and its people?

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Adrian Watson
Adrian Watson

Srbija not Serbia

Brayden Wright
Brayden Wright

land mines cocaine kidnapping white overlords in compounds

Michael Stewart
Michael Stewart

They should stay in their fucking country and not come here.
We have 2 types of Colombians:
Those who use our public services, leech off our taxes and then fuck off again to their country without giving anything back to Argentina. Generally legal immigrants.
Those who come illegally and leech off our population by robbing us.

Either way, FUCK OFF.

Josiah Flores
Josiah Flores

Colombian women are delightful.

Jason Stewart
Jason Stewart

They are not. They are apes,

Henry Williams
Henry Williams

cocaine, warring drug cartels

Samuel Nelson
Samuel Nelson

you are alright

Matthew Howard
Matthew Howard

Beaner Thailand with all them sexy traps.

Dylan Ross
Dylan Ross

Stole reggaeton from Puerto Rican pioneera

Dylan Powell
Dylan Powell

post some

Zachary Evans
Zachary Evans

Columbia is great, but Colombia is a shithole.

Lincoln Nelson
Lincoln Nelson

Ecuador > Colombia

Jonathan Young
Jonathan Young

You're all loco

Noah Long
Noah Long

Hahahaha, always the argentinians and their butthurt with colombian people. In all around the world colombian people do the same as you just say. But somehow argentinians need to be the arse of the world.

Parker Green
Parker Green

JFC, pedro, does the white man need to do everything for you?

Go to chaturbate.com and click the trans tab. All the good ones are from Columbia.

Jackson Rivera
Jackson Rivera

My friend just got back from colombia and he says it is great. I have some friends from colombia and they are all great lads.

Andrew Sanchez
Andrew Sanchez

the Latinas activate my genitals

Brody Morris
Brody Morris

The most redpilled country in southamerica

Gavin Foster
Gavin Foster

muchas gracias

Matthew Reyes
Matthew Reyes

You're goddamn right

Alexander Smith
Alexander Smith

They do the same here.

Sell creepy and lend money at breaking leg interest rates, honestly I don't know why they do that, ecuatorians and peruvians come and work normally.

Where I live they deported a bunch of colombians because of this, the second more deported group after bolivians.

Ian Martin
Ian Martin

not chile

Andrew Watson
Andrew Watson

Then it's "Unityed Staes of Ameica" NOT "Estados Unidos" you stupid fucking wetback shitskin.

Carter Diaz
Carter Diaz

also excellent literature?

Jason Thompson
Jason Thompson

Norgesveldet not Norway

Luis Edwards
Luis Edwards

I think south america should be renamed to Colombia and north america just America. You'll just have to figure out what to name your country after

Nolan Gutierrez
Nolan Gutierrez

Beautiful women and slowly getting safer for people to actually visit

Lucas Taylor
Lucas Taylor

They first had to evolve from this:
youtube.com/watch?v=pHik8BN4fUo

Carter Moore
Carter Moore

I remember my friends from Spain. I got along very well with them. Some colombian people are very nice.

Sebastian Hughes
Sebastian Hughes

Most of my favorite camwhores are Colombian.

Gavin Hall
Gavin Hall

They got great cocain though!!

Jaxon Lopez
Jaxon Lopez

I know user. Most of colombian people don't feel the country as theirs, we don't have enough awareness to see us as a country. And that feel is reflected when colombian people go to another country.

Landon Peterson
Landon Peterson

USA, not Estados Unidos

Aaron Hughes
Aaron Hughes

In all around the world colombian people do the same as you just say.
And you just laugh about this parasitic behavior of your people? Do you have any sense of pride or honour?

Also, we aren't butthurt with colombian people, honestly, we don't even think about the rest of Latin America. Maybe we chat about Chile, Uruguay or Brasil. And we are generally angry towards ALL of Latin America, not just you.

Josiah Cox
Josiah Cox

Colombia? Porn actresses, drugs and FARC, that's all I hear about it.

Ethan Morales
Ethan Morales

Keep flooding gringoland with your sweet cocaine pues mijo

Jason Jones
Jason Jones

the problem isn't colombia it's colombians who live in other places you stupid fuck

Adam Williams
Adam Williams

colombian women are nice

Jackson Barnes
Jackson Barnes

camwhores

Luke Taylor
Luke Taylor

You have a beauty like this (pic) in your land and you still prefer monkeys like this ?

Jordan Scott
Jordan Scott

Really nice place to vacation.

Dominic Cox
Dominic Cox

They have fancy neckties

Grayson Green
Grayson Green

Great people, beautiful women, delicious food, beautiful nature, and funny motherfuckers. If you guys weren't complete monkeys your country would actually be a 1st world country.

Landon Reyes
Landon Reyes

M*xed subhumans who don't belong in Argentina or Uruguay. Also take back the trash that moved to the US as well.

Julian Cox
Julian Cox

Is it still true that the whites rule the country are super racist, and live apart from the other races?

Even of you are brown, please be honest, and don't come with this "we don't have white", and "the natives rule the country" stuff.
Just answer me normaly, please.

Wyatt Johnson
Wyatt Johnson

The Colombians are utterly paranoid

I’ve never seen paranoia at the level of Colombia, and I’ve lived in China amongst a suspicious, white-hating race. The Colombians take it to a new level. Every shop has an armed guard on the door. I had my bag rifled and they wrote out a special chitty and affixed it to my half full bottle of water, and they don’t even sell water. It was a fucking book shop! In supermarkets the tills only held about £1 in change; any more and the manager would have to intervene. I regularly got asked for my passport when using my Visa card. Like a fucking tall, white foreigner is the one to worry about! Virtually every Airbnb listing had a huge set of rules listed on it. When the cleaner came to clean our apartment the owner came and literally followed her round watching everything she did. In coffee shops all toilet doors were security coded and they wouldn’t even give you the code, they’d come across, cover it with their hand then secretly punch it in. All Colombians think that all areas of their cities are no-go zones. If you tell them “I’m going to x” then they shudder and tell you “eets so dangerouzz”. They say that about everywhere. I had people telling me not to go to the mall incase I was kidnapped or shot. It’s like one of the most modern malls I’ve seen. I get there and mothers, toddlers and old people are wandering about. Just madness.

Bentley Russell
Bentley Russell

lots of hots girls, wnat to go there some day

Nolan King
Nolan King

Tiny minds

Colombians are generally pretty stupid. After a day or so in Medellin I realised quite how stupid they were. “Jesus, this is Africa level stupid!” I told my mate. Checking online I wasn’t surprised to see the average IQ in Colombia is apparenty 84. Every day in Colombia you’d constantly see examples of outrageous, flagrant idiocy. People would drive their cars backwards and crash into walls. Shop assistants would tie my bags shut and not understand that this prevented the handles from being used. After a week it got to me, the dim eyes, without a flicker of intelligence in them. Colombians make Mexicans look smart. Razor smart!

Andrew Brooks
Andrew Brooks

niggers

Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

There’s something just a bit odd about them. A good example is the decaff coffee issue. Colombia is the only country I’ve ever been to where staff lied about having decaff coffee. I learned the Spanish to ask if they had it, and would ask them, and they’d generally just say yes immediately. For a few days I’d rave about Colombia having amazingly good coffee, then I finally realised they were just lying and poisoning me with the real stuff. I started asking them twice, then checking they understood, then standing there watching as they’d literally go and fill the machine-handle-thing from the regular grinder. I’d call them over and remind them decaff and they’d just stare blankly or look sheepish. This became an obsessive phenomeon, an ad-hoc sociology research experiment for me and my wing. We’d keep asking for decaff and collate the results and observed behaviour. Eventually we realised it was a combination of a few things:

Decaff Experiment Conclusion: why do they do it?

They have an inability to actually listen to what is being said to them which makes the Chinese seem like modafinil-drugged autists. Their brains are so fuzzy they struggle to absorb words.
They are lazy, shifty and don’t value human life as much as Westerners, so they simply take the easiest and most lucrative option: pretending they have decaff, taking the money and not caring about the fact they’ve lied and caused a chemical effect on someone (ok it’s not deadly but I’m making a point).
When they don’t understand something, either spoken Spanish or even what the hell this “café sin cafeína” is then to protect their swollen pride they just lie.
Colombia is like China, the main reason they all want to leave is so they don’t have to live with other Colombians, or to be more correct they don’t want to live in a society of mainly Colombians.

Jacob Cooper
Jacob Cooper

Yep.
Argies are THAT KID that got violent when he started losing at football but thought he was a god incarnate when winning.

Connor Jackson
Connor Jackson

The food is horrible

I thought Colombian cuisine would be nice. It’s disgusting, just disgusting. A pile of rice, a flavourless arepa, a fried hot-dog, a fried banana, a piece of fried pig-skin and a piece of avocado: this is a typical Colombian meal: fucking horrible. The only nice thing they have is a traditional soup with big lumps of chicken in it. Every food except the local muck is just burgers or pizza.

Angel Wright
Angel Wright

The women are morons

By and large our greatest stumbling block with Colombian women was their own tiny minds. They are truly stupid. A lot of them couldn’t remember their own phone numbers, or email adddresses. They’d forget what they were walking along the street for. Not only that, but they’re incredibly vapid. I never, ever thought I’d big up the horror-pigs that are British women but compared to their 98lb-lighter counterparts they are brimming with quirkiness and character. They seem to do nothing but sit at home and watch TV or surf Facebook. They had little to talk about at all. Conversation was difficult. Ok, a little diversion here but… this interested me because seeing they had lower IQ’s and were more vapid than British women then why were they so much more attractive and pleasant? I ended up writing so much to explain this that I’ve cut it out and will publish it as a seperate post, soon.

For any aspiring players in Colombia I’ll give you a priceless system on how to game in Colombia:

Do not try and schedule dates, Colombianas are not capable of any forward planning at all.
What you do is this: collect a load of numbers, several dozen at least, from whatever source, and engage them in relentless, time-consuming Whatsapp chats full of selfies and smilies. Run these chats over days and days.
Regularly go out to a bar with friends and then mass-text your entire list with an awesome selfie featuring A GROUP having LOTS OF MINDBLOWING FUN, tell them you’re having an amazing time and they should come
This will trigger their vibe-parasitism and provide a group for them to flourish and attention-whore in, so maybe one or two (out of 50) would turn up.
Make them jealous of each other, pick the one that fondles you the most then run normal game. No Colombian man actually has game: it’ll work.

Nolan Bell
Nolan Bell

I prefer Columbia

Nathaniel Wright
Nathaniel Wright

I was there ten years ago. Cali and Cartagena were pretty good. They weren't full adapted to tourists going over there and behaving like swine yet. Medellin was the whitest part of the country. Hores Galore. Coke was not a meme. You got a set quantity at a set price. Cops gave you a pass because you were white.

All in all, it was the most western country out of all the latin-american countries I visited. People were tall and there was a sense of decorum. Stay mad Argentina.

Joshua Martin
Joshua Martin

a fried hot dog
a piece of fried pig skin

Mate, you just ate a dead drugsmuggler!

Brandon Scott
Brandon Scott

Sounds about right.

I went there a couple times in 2011/12; hookers and one night stands were easy. Phones were too much of a luxury then but what you're saying I can totally see now. So if I ever go back: Thanks for the Tip!

Kayden Campbell
Kayden Campbell

Dating a Colombian roastie right now in LONDON. She is super pleasant, but I'm planning on breaking up with her b/c of her past.

Henry Rogers
Henry Rogers

Are there still Cartels operating or did the Meehicans take over that business?

Nathan Wood
Nathan Wood

The map is a great setting for a GTA game.

William Watson
William Watson

They are group animals

Everything in Colombia seems to be done in a group. People live in big family houses. They go shopping together. They work together, they socialize together. When they have nothing to do in a group then they just do nothing: hence the TV watching. They are sometimes suspicious about doing things one to one, and will then soon try and invite along other friends.

Hudson Anderson
Hudson Anderson

If you can speak fluent spic it’s alright. If your Spanglish sucks you won’t have a good time.

Isaac Williams
Isaac Williams

I remember going to the market with other white tourists. Everybody was looking at us in the way people were looking at that girl in ' Deception'. They welcomed tourists though. The year after I went to central America and it was very much a hostile environment. They did not like whites.

Leo Green
Leo Green

it looks like you had this in a txt that you wrote who knows how long ago, separated by titled sections and now you're excitedly taking the chance to shove it into this thread (along with irrelevant comments on the brits and chinks). talk about autism. you, my friend, win the prize.

too bad you only got one reply though (i skimmed through it and didn't actually read it all, so i don't think i count. rip.)

Anthony Anderson
Anthony Anderson

I worked there for a year, 2010-2011. Medellin was awesome, friendly people, did see hilarious stupid shit every single day though

If I found latina women attractive, Medellin would be heaven on Earth. There were just thousands of 9-10/10s wandering around Poblano.

Would go again.

Nicholas Harris
Nicholas Harris

Their ok, but ultimately white is good

Ethan Lee
Ethan Lee

So fuck off sun nigger

Jose Parker
Jose Parker

Colombian women are some of the hottest women around. I preferred Cali though. Medellin were just semi-white golddiggers. Demons in the sack too.

Matthew Perez
Matthew Perez

Your fucking retarted WHITE women are the most beautiful

Fuck these sun niggers

Joseph Gonzalez
Joseph Gonzalez

what would she look like after a year in colombia, though?

Christopher Gray
Christopher Gray

She would probably get raped by the sun niggers

Anthony Foster
Anthony Foster

I can only imagine the awful smell.

Xavier Lee
Xavier Lee

Every woman is the most beautiful. Colombian women are exemplary.

Bentley Hall
Bentley Hall

maybe but she'd also get a tan, her hair would darken and her eyes would go red, from all the cocaine

Noah Ward
Noah Ward

WTF!! I cant believe someone in Sup Forums would say something like that WTF!!!!!

Zachary Hernandez
Zachary Hernandez

Oh shit red eyes?

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

yeah like in the movies

Anthony Campbell
Anthony Campbell

I met one, we became flatmates, I moved out, went to get my stuff and he demanded that I pay him for my belongings or he will out me to my parents (as gay).

Naturally I hate them.

Oliver Carter
Oliver Carter

Give me an example

Logan Brown
Logan Brown

pulp fiction

Cooper Rogers
Cooper Rogers

argentinians being this buttmad about columbians

reminder that you share the same latitude as subsaharan africans and southeast asians

Leo Roberts
Leo Roberts

they do?

Logan Butler
Logan Butler

Maybe because for colombians there is absolutly no reason or logic in having coffe without caffeine.
Maybe you sound like a complete idiot to them while you asked for that and they just let is slide, dot you think¿

Chase Myers
Chase Myers

Do you know where Argentina is, son?

Carter Hill
Carter Hill

Sassy. I love the drama. Getting into a relationship with a Latina is like stepping into a soap opera. I imagine Colombian guys are pretty hot too.

Liam Wood
Liam Wood

Home to the most beautiful girl I've ever met.

Anthony Parker
Anthony Parker

Mixed experiences with the ones that I've encountered in the US. About 75% nice people. 25% of them have joined the shit-spic culture in the US and act like niggers. Maybe those are Indios or whatever you want to call them, I don't know. They're unpleasant.

Robert Wood
Robert Wood

Yet they're far more European then Amerifats ever will be.

Get out spic mongrel lovers.

Ethan Turner
Ethan Turner

nevermind i was thinking of venezuela/brazil. argentinians cant be that much better simply due to genetics but i guess it would be similar to the difference between the horn of africa and subsaharan africa based on proximity to the equator

Jackson Kelly
Jackson Kelly

Yet they're far more European then Amerifats ever will be.
oh most definitely, they were a favored destination for escaped nazis for a reason. hitler himself made it to venezuela, it was in the jfk releases

Gavin Smith
Gavin Smith

er. argentina*. i'm too high

Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan

violadores, narcos y asesinos. Puta narcolombianos

Grayson Clark
Grayson Clark

It is the same in Ecuador, but also narcos and other criminals. Mostly niggers, too

Liam Evans
Liam Evans

Not at all, user. Sometimes they get out of their rich houses and interact with the normal people but that's not very often. The colombian elite is white and control media, politics, and other industries. The contrast in cities between rich and poor people is very flagrant. Nevertheless we all always have to get our hands full of shit.

As you can see in the pic, rich people live in specific zones (here in the south) and the red zones (rich zones) are safer than the less red zones (green dots stands for homicides).

Dylan Thompson
Dylan Thompson

It's a real change if you come from Europe like me. I can understand you, but some places are not recommended to go, because that places are really dangerous, it's not a game.

Julian Johnson
Julian Johnson

Oh, user. That's what we name "malicia indígena". You would understand better if you google it.

Liam Gray
Liam Gray

You should give a try to the "tamales" or "arepas de choclo" and other many colombian dishes. Where the fuck did you go, user?

Christopher Perry
Christopher Perry

The police are a meme here

Eli Sanchez
Eli Sanchez

the main reason they all want to leave is so they don’t have to live with other Colombians, or to be more correct they don’t want to live in a society of mainly Colombians.
So true you wouldn’t even understand. I generally avoid spanish speakers where I can. It’s appalling the US now has public transportation in Spanish. That shit seriously triggers me.

Cooper Lopez
Cooper Lopez

Nah, that's the mexican job. Here is smoother.

Julian Nguyen
Julian Nguyen

I don’t know bro i have to agree with All Colombian food is basically an amalgamation of starches. Tamales is basically a starch paste with a bit of flavor. Arepas are literally just fried flour sometimes with cheese but basically donut tier shit. Ajiaco is literally just potato soup. I find it’s sad what passes for the culinary pride of the country. Can’t hold a candle to Chinese or french cuisine. Sad.

Jaxon Rogers
Jaxon Rogers

I like that when you buy property it’s in a district class that tells you very clearly in what social class you are.

Carter Lee
Carter Lee

Colombians are pretty cool, I've met a few over here and they where really nice people, they (along with other south americans that come here) Seem to go straight for work, no welfare or anything, unlike dominiggers that come here and apply for welfare, plan8, wic and all other aid that is given and also get paid to vote by the PPD.

Wyatt Morales
Wyatt Morales

And rightfully so. I almost got fucking kidnapped one time I went there.

Gavin Nelson
Gavin Nelson

catalonia kekistani

/out/

Lincoln Davis
Lincoln Davis

wtf

Isaiah White
Isaiah White

Pretty much Spanish speaking Brazil. I wonder if they eat sopa de macaco there too.

Parker Smith
Parker Smith

No

Who the fuck told you that

Benjamin Reed
Benjamin Reed

You know your stuff

Hudson Wood
Hudson Wood

faggot

Justin Adams
Justin Adams

Apparently it is dangerous and kind of sucks there. My brother's wife's Columbian family lived in a duplex next to a drug dealer. At one point he was digging into the wall maybe to hide stashes, but they thought he was coming through and everyone had a bit of a scare. Plus my brother had a price on his head by Columbian drug cartel. I don't know why he even went there, but my (half) brother has more stones than me and his wife needed to see her dying father.

Blake Cook
Blake Cook

can you share your story user :P

Jonathan Thompson
Jonathan Thompson

nice.
lived in Cartagena 25 yrs.
married a girl from Medellin.
currently looks like they might be buying into communism.

Levi Young
Levi Young

Insignificant. Brown.

Eli Lee
Eli Lee

Kek. Who were those kidnappers? FARC? ELN? BACRIM?

Cooper Allen
Cooper Allen

/thread

Hudson Jackson
Hudson Jackson

Keks. I didn't hear about eating sopa de macaco in Colombia. But probably in some tribes they do.

Elijah Smith
Elijah Smith

This diaspora columbiana was rubbing her ass against my shlongo and put my hands on her boobs. No fucking though. Turns out she had a boyfriend kek. Whore

Eli Jenkins
Eli Jenkins

user can u send me some coke?

Joseph Kelly
Joseph Kelly

My dad sold mining equipment to the FARC.
The company he worked for had really weird clients.

David Campbell
David Campbell

Tells us more

Mason Ramirez
Mason Ramirez

really good looking women (and men)
cocaine
..more cocaine

Brody Parker
Brody Parker

Colombian are very nice along with people from Venezuela. The immigrants in the island are great. Argentinians always talking shit all they do in that shit hole of a country is sell there asshole to gay tourist disgraceful disgusting people.

Daniel Johnson
Daniel Johnson

yes
Don't worry Sup Forums staff, it's a joke.

John Davis
John Davis

We don't think about them at all

Joshua James
Joshua James

One of my favorite famous colombian models.

Justin Kelly
Justin Kelly

Nice copy and paste, nigger. I read this shit before.

Cameron Hughes
Cameron Hughes

why do Colombian women have huge monkey asses?

is it because they're part nigger like Brazilians?

Matthew Bell
Matthew Bell

We
pics
or it didn't happen

Andrew Peterson
Andrew Peterson

stop killing eachother

Wyatt Barnes
Wyatt Barnes

not liking huge asses
fucking freak

Jayden Walker
Jayden Walker

Loved it in Bioshock.

Adam Perry
Adam Perry

Worst people I have ever met. They have a terribly annoying accent. They party too much, but on an unhealthy way; loud music at 6 am, drugs, fights, monkey screaming. They take pride in Colombian stuff, but they're willing to go anywhere in the world as long as it's convenient for them (like "Viva Mexico cabrones!" from an illegal Mexican in the USA).

Very ambitious and with bad intentions, capable of doing harm only for personal success. They talk too loud and are terrible at following rules. Irresponsible drinkers and drivers. Selfish thinking.

Criminals from Colombia are by far the most violent Chile has ever had. They don't ask; they shoot first, literally. Atleast our muggers threat you before stealing your shit. They are dangerous drug traffickers, prostitutes, and have a very arrogant attitude, even with authorities. They carry guns everywhere and are capable of killing you over a matter of 10 dollars.
They also have a ugly skin tone and listen to banana music. No, they're not beautiful; the women are stupid fat whores with monkey faces.

Maybe the natives have the fat ass gene, seeing as it's exclusive to that area. Also, yes, they're mixed with niggers.

Jonathan Baker
Jonathan Baker

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Grayson Torres
Grayson Torres

idk maybe we just get a higher class of Colombian girls here in Miami

but even the very light skinned ones have monkey asses, they're way better looking than mexican girls

Mexican girls have small tits and flat asses

Asher Myers
Asher Myers

best answer

Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

What’s the fucking point in drinking decaf coffee

God you’re a faggot.

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