What does Sup Forums think of Colombia and its people?
Colombia, not Columbia
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Srbija not Serbia
land mines cocaine kidnapping white overlords in compounds
They should stay in their fucking country and not come here.
We have 2 types of Colombians:
Those who use our public services, leech off our taxes and then fuck off again to their country without giving anything back to Argentina. Generally legal immigrants.
Those who come illegally and leech off our population by robbing us.
Either way, FUCK OFF.
Colombian women are delightful.
They are not. They are apes,
cocaine, warring drug cartels
you are alright
Beaner Thailand with all them sexy traps.
Stole reggaeton from Puerto Rican pioneera
Columbia is great, but Colombia is a shithole.
Ecuador > Colombia
You're all loco
Hahahaha, always the argentinians and their butthurt with colombian people. In all around the world colombian people do the same as you just say. But somehow argentinians need to be the arse of the world.
JFC, pedro, does the white man need to do everything for you?
Go to chaturbate.com and click the trans tab. All the good ones are from Columbia.
My friend just got back from colombia and he says it is great. I have some friends from colombia and they are all great lads.
the Latinas activate my genitals
The most redpilled country in southamerica
You're goddamn right
They do the same here.
Sell creepy and lend money at breaking leg interest rates, honestly I don't know why they do that, ecuatorians and peruvians come and work normally.
Where I live they deported a bunch of colombians because of this, the second more deported group after bolivians.
Then it's "Unityed Staes of Ameica" NOT "Estados Unidos" you stupid fucking wetback shitskin.
also excellent literature?
Norgesveldet not Norway
I think south america should be renamed to Colombia and north america just America. You'll just have to figure out what to name your country after
Beautiful women and slowly getting safer for people to actually visit
They first had to evolve from this:
I remember my friends from Spain. I got along very well with them. Some colombian people are very nice.
Most of my favorite camwhores are Colombian.
They got great cocain though!!
I know user. Most of colombian people don't feel the country as theirs, we don't have enough awareness to see us as a country. And that feel is reflected when colombian people go to another country.
USA, not Estados Unidos
In all around the world colombian people do the same as you just say.
And you just laugh about this parasitic behavior of your people? Do you have any sense of pride or honour?
Also, we aren't butthurt with colombian people, honestly, we don't even think about the rest of Latin America. Maybe we chat about Chile, Uruguay or Brasil. And we are generally angry towards ALL of Latin America, not just you.
Colombia? Porn actresses, drugs and FARC, that's all I hear about it.
Keep flooding gringoland with your sweet cocaine pues mijo
the problem isn't colombia it's colombians who live in other places you stupid fuck
colombian women are nice
You have a beauty like this (pic) in your land and you still prefer monkeys like this ?
Really nice place to vacation.
They have fancy neckties
Great people, beautiful women, delicious food, beautiful nature, and funny motherfuckers. If you guys weren't complete monkeys your country would actually be a 1st world country.
M*xed subhumans who don't belong in Argentina or Uruguay. Also take back the trash that moved to the US as well.
Is it still true that the whites rule the country are super racist, and live apart from the other races?
Even of you are brown, please be honest, and don't come with this "we don't have white", and "the natives rule the country" stuff.
Just answer me normaly, please.
The Colombians are utterly paranoid
I’ve never seen paranoia at the level of Colombia, and I’ve lived in China amongst a suspicious, white-hating race. The Colombians take it to a new level. Every shop has an armed guard on the door. I had my bag rifled and they wrote out a special chitty and affixed it to my half full bottle of water, and they don’t even sell water. It was a fucking book shop! In supermarkets the tills only held about £1 in change; any more and the manager would have to intervene. I regularly got asked for my passport when using my Visa card. Like a fucking tall, white foreigner is the one to worry about! Virtually every Airbnb listing had a huge set of rules listed on it. When the cleaner came to clean our apartment the owner came and literally followed her round watching everything she did. In coffee shops all toilet doors were security coded and they wouldn’t even give you the code, they’d come across, cover it with their hand then secretly punch it in. All Colombians think that all areas of their cities are no-go zones. If you tell them “I’m going to x” then they shudder and tell you “eets so dangerouzz”. They say that about everywhere. I had people telling me not to go to the mall incase I was kidnapped or shot. It’s like one of the most modern malls I’ve seen. I get there and mothers, toddlers and old people are wandering about. Just madness.
lots of hots girls, wnat to go there some day
Colombians are generally pretty stupid. After a day or so in Medellin I realised quite how stupid they were. “Jesus, this is Africa level stupid!” I told my mate. Checking online I wasn’t surprised to see the average IQ in Colombia is apparenty 84. Every day in Colombia you’d constantly see examples of outrageous, flagrant idiocy. People would drive their cars backwards and crash into walls. Shop assistants would tie my bags shut and not understand that this prevented the handles from being used. After a week it got to me, the dim eyes, without a flicker of intelligence in them. Colombians make Mexicans look smart. Razor smart!
There’s something just a bit odd about them. A good example is the decaff coffee issue. Colombia is the only country I’ve ever been to where staff lied about having decaff coffee. I learned the Spanish to ask if they had it, and would ask them, and they’d generally just say yes immediately. For a few days I’d rave about Colombia having amazingly good coffee, then I finally realised they were just lying and poisoning me with the real stuff. I started asking them twice, then checking they understood, then standing there watching as they’d literally go and fill the machine-handle-thing from the regular grinder. I’d call them over and remind them decaff and they’d just stare blankly or look sheepish. This became an obsessive phenomeon, an ad-hoc sociology research experiment for me and my wing. We’d keep asking for decaff and collate the results and observed behaviour. Eventually we realised it was a combination of a few things:
Decaff Experiment Conclusion: why do they do it?
They have an inability to actually listen to what is being said to them which makes the Chinese seem like modafinil-drugged autists. Their brains are so fuzzy they struggle to absorb words.
They are lazy, shifty and don’t value human life as much as Westerners, so they simply take the easiest and most lucrative option: pretending they have decaff, taking the money and not caring about the fact they’ve lied and caused a chemical effect on someone (ok it’s not deadly but I’m making a point).
When they don’t understand something, either spoken Spanish or even what the hell this “café sin cafeína” is then to protect their swollen pride they just lie.
Colombia is like China, the main reason they all want to leave is so they don’t have to live with other Colombians, or to be more correct they don’t want to live in a society of mainly Colombians.
Argies are THAT KID that got violent when he started losing at football but thought he was a god incarnate when winning.
The food is horrible
I thought Colombian cuisine would be nice. It’s disgusting, just disgusting. A pile of rice, a flavourless arepa, a fried hot-dog, a fried banana, a piece of fried pig-skin and a piece of avocado: this is a typical Colombian meal: fucking horrible. The only nice thing they have is a traditional soup with big lumps of chicken in it. Every food except the local muck is just burgers or pizza.
The women are morons
By and large our greatest stumbling block with Colombian women was their own tiny minds. They are truly stupid. A lot of them couldn’t remember their own phone numbers, or email adddresses. They’d forget what they were walking along the street for. Not only that, but they’re incredibly vapid. I never, ever thought I’d big up the horror-pigs that are British women but compared to their 98lb-lighter counterparts they are brimming with quirkiness and character. They seem to do nothing but sit at home and watch TV or surf Facebook. They had little to talk about at all. Conversation was difficult. Ok, a little diversion here but… this interested me because seeing they had lower IQ’s and were more vapid than British women then why were they so much more attractive and pleasant? I ended up writing so much to explain this that I’ve cut it out and will publish it as a seperate post, soon.
For any aspiring players in Colombia I’ll give you a priceless system on how to game in Colombia:
Do not try and schedule dates, Colombianas are not capable of any forward planning at all.
What you do is this: collect a load of numbers, several dozen at least, from whatever source, and engage them in relentless, time-consuming Whatsapp chats full of selfies and smilies. Run these chats over days and days.
Regularly go out to a bar with friends and then mass-text your entire list with an awesome selfie featuring A GROUP having LOTS OF MINDBLOWING FUN, tell them you’re having an amazing time and they should come
This will trigger their vibe-parasitism and provide a group for them to flourish and attention-whore in, so maybe one or two (out of 50) would turn up.
Make them jealous of each other, pick the one that fondles you the most then run normal game. No Colombian man actually has game: it’ll work.
I prefer Columbia
I was there ten years ago. Cali and Cartagena were pretty good. They weren't full adapted to tourists going over there and behaving like swine yet. Medellin was the whitest part of the country. Hores Galore. Coke was not a meme. You got a set quantity at a set price. Cops gave you a pass because you were white.
All in all, it was the most western country out of all the latin-american countries I visited. People were tall and there was a sense of decorum. Stay mad Argentina.
a fried hot dog
a piece of fried pig skin
Mate, you just ate a dead drugsmuggler!
Sounds about right.
I went there a couple times in 2011/12; hookers and one night stands were easy. Phones were too much of a luxury then but what you're saying I can totally see now. So if I ever go back: Thanks for the Tip!
Dating a Colombian roastie right now in LONDON. She is super pleasant, but I'm planning on breaking up with her b/c of her past.
Are there still Cartels operating or did the Meehicans take over that business?
The map is a great setting for a GTA game.
They are group animals
Everything in Colombia seems to be done in a group. People live in big family houses. They go shopping together. They work together, they socialize together. When they have nothing to do in a group then they just do nothing: hence the TV watching. They are sometimes suspicious about doing things one to one, and will then soon try and invite along other friends.
If you can speak fluent spic it’s alright. If your Spanglish sucks you won’t have a good time.
I remember going to the market with other white tourists. Everybody was looking at us in the way people were looking at that girl in ' Deception'. They welcomed tourists though. The year after I went to central America and it was very much a hostile environment. They did not like whites.
it looks like you had this in a txt that you wrote who knows how long ago, separated by titled sections and now you're excitedly taking the chance to shove it into this thread (along with irrelevant comments on the brits and chinks). talk about autism. you, my friend, win the prize.
too bad you only got one reply though (i skimmed through it and didn't actually read it all, so i don't think i count. rip.)
I worked there for a year, 2010-2011. Medellin was awesome, friendly people, did see hilarious stupid shit every single day though
If I found latina women attractive, Medellin would be heaven on Earth. There were just thousands of 9-10/10s wandering around Poblano.
Would go again.
Their ok, but ultimately white is good
So fuck off sun nigger
Colombian women are some of the hottest women around. I preferred Cali though. Medellin were just semi-white golddiggers. Demons in the sack too.
Your fucking retarted WHITE women are the most beautiful
Fuck these sun niggers
what would she look like after a year in colombia, though?
She would probably get raped by the sun niggers
I can only imagine the awful smell.
Every woman is the most beautiful. Colombian women are exemplary.
maybe but she'd also get a tan, her hair would darken and her eyes would go red, from all the cocaine
WTF!! I cant believe someone in Sup Forums would say something like that WTF!!!!!
Oh shit red eyes?
yeah like in the movies
I met one, we became flatmates, I moved out, went to get my stuff and he demanded that I pay him for my belongings or he will out me to my parents (as gay).
Naturally I hate them.
Give me an example
argentinians being this buttmad about columbians
reminder that you share the same latitude as subsaharan africans and southeast asians
Maybe because for colombians there is absolutly no reason or logic in having coffe without caffeine.
Maybe you sound like a complete idiot to them while you asked for that and they just let is slide, dot you think¿
Do you know where Argentina is, son?
Sassy. I love the drama. Getting into a relationship with a Latina is like stepping into a soap opera. I imagine Colombian guys are pretty hot too.
Home to the most beautiful girl I've ever met.
Mixed experiences with the ones that I've encountered in the US. About 75% nice people. 25% of them have joined the shit-spic culture in the US and act like niggers. Maybe those are Indios or whatever you want to call them, I don't know. They're unpleasant.
Yet they're far more European then Amerifats ever will be.
Get out spic mongrel lovers.
nevermind i was thinking of venezuela/brazil. argentinians cant be that much better simply due to genetics but i guess it would be similar to the difference between the horn of africa and subsaharan africa based on proximity to the equator
Yet they're far more European then Amerifats ever will be.
oh most definitely, they were a favored destination for escaped nazis for a reason. hitler himself made it to venezuela, it was in the jfk releases
er. argentina*. i'm too high
violadores, narcos y asesinos. Puta narcolombianos
It is the same in Ecuador, but also narcos and other criminals. Mostly niggers, too
Not at all, user. Sometimes they get out of their rich houses and interact with the normal people but that's not very often. The colombian elite is white and control media, politics, and other industries. The contrast in cities between rich and poor people is very flagrant. Nevertheless we all always have to get our hands full of shit.
As you can see in the pic, rich people live in specific zones (here in the south) and the red zones (rich zones) are safer than the less red zones (green dots stands for homicides).
It's a real change if you come from Europe like me. I can understand you, but some places are not recommended to go, because that places are really dangerous, it's not a game.
Oh, user. That's what we name "malicia indígena". You would understand better if you google it.
You should give a try to the "tamales" or "arepas de choclo" and other many colombian dishes. Where the fuck did you go, user?
The police are a meme here
the main reason they all want to leave is so they don’t have to live with other Colombians, or to be more correct they don’t want to live in a society of mainly Colombians.
So true you wouldn’t even understand. I generally avoid spanish speakers where I can. It’s appalling the US now has public transportation in Spanish. That shit seriously triggers me.
Nah, that's the mexican job. Here is smoother.
I don’t know bro i have to agree with All Colombian food is basically an amalgamation of starches. Tamales is basically a starch paste with a bit of flavor. Arepas are literally just fried flour sometimes with cheese but basically donut tier shit. Ajiaco is literally just potato soup. I find it’s sad what passes for the culinary pride of the country. Can’t hold a candle to Chinese or french cuisine. Sad.
I like that when you buy property it’s in a district class that tells you very clearly in what social class you are.
Colombians are pretty cool, I've met a few over here and they where really nice people, they (along with other south americans that come here) Seem to go straight for work, no welfare or anything, unlike dominiggers that come here and apply for welfare, plan8, wic and all other aid that is given and also get paid to vote by the PPD.
And rightfully so. I almost got fucking kidnapped one time I went there.
Pretty much Spanish speaking Brazil. I wonder if they eat sopa de macaco there too.
Who the fuck told you that
You know your stuff
Apparently it is dangerous and kind of sucks there. My brother's wife's Columbian family lived in a duplex next to a drug dealer. At one point he was digging into the wall maybe to hide stashes, but they thought he was coming through and everyone had a bit of a scare. Plus my brother had a price on his head by Columbian drug cartel. I don't know why he even went there, but my (half) brother has more stones than me and his wife needed to see her dying father.
can you share your story user :P
lived in Cartagena 25 yrs.
married a girl from Medellin.
currently looks like they might be buying into communism.
Kek. Who were those kidnappers? FARC? ELN? BACRIM?
Keks. I didn't hear about eating sopa de macaco in Colombia. But probably in some tribes they do.
This diaspora columbiana was rubbing her ass against my shlongo and put my hands on her boobs. No fucking though. Turns out she had a boyfriend kek. Whore
user can u send me some coke?
My dad sold mining equipment to the FARC.
The company he worked for had really weird clients.
Tells us more
really good looking women (and men)
Colombian are very nice along with people from Venezuela. The immigrants in the island are great. Argentinians always talking shit all they do in that shit hole of a country is sell there asshole to gay tourist disgraceful disgusting people.
Don't worry Sup Forums staff, it's a joke.
We don't think about them at all
One of my favorite famous colombian models.
Nice copy and paste, nigger. I read this shit before.
why do Colombian women have huge monkey asses?
is it because they're part nigger like Brazilians?
or it didn't happen
stop killing eachother
not liking huge asses
Loved it in Bioshock.
Worst people I have ever met. They have a terribly annoying accent. They party too much, but on an unhealthy way; loud music at 6 am, drugs, fights, monkey screaming. They take pride in Colombian stuff, but they're willing to go anywhere in the world as long as it's convenient for them (like "Viva Mexico cabrones!" from an illegal Mexican in the USA).
Very ambitious and with bad intentions, capable of doing harm only for personal success. They talk too loud and are terrible at following rules. Irresponsible drinkers and drivers. Selfish thinking.
Criminals from Colombia are by far the most violent Chile has ever had. They don't ask; they shoot first, literally. Atleast our muggers threat you before stealing your shit. They are dangerous drug traffickers, prostitutes, and have a very arrogant attitude, even with authorities. They carry guns everywhere and are capable of killing you over a matter of 10 dollars.
They also have a ugly skin tone and listen to banana music. No, they're not beautiful; the women are stupid fat whores with monkey faces.
Maybe the natives have the fat ass gene, seeing as it's exclusive to that area. Also, yes, they're mixed with niggers.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
idk maybe we just get a higher class of Colombian girls here in Miami
but even the very light skinned ones have monkey asses, they're way better looking than mexican girls
Mexican girls have small tits and flat asses
What’s the fucking point in drinking decaf coffee
God you’re a faggot.