Male nurse in a woman's prison AMA

Eli Gutierrez
Eli Gutierrez

I just finished my 1st contract in an all women's prison. 3 month assignment.

All urls found in this thread:

beta.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-la-sheriff-scotti-lawsuit-20171101-story.html
youtube.com/watch?v=5t_9HTqRDDg

Joseph Ramirez
Joseph Ramirez

Did any of the girls try and come onto you?

Landon Young
Landon Young

how many did you fugg

Brody Green
Brody Green

I'm also curious about this. Were they after your dick all the time or what?

Nathaniel Reyes
Nathaniel Reyes

I've heard almost every female prison guard fucks the inmates. Classic. Get women back in the kitchen.

Jacob Jackson
Jacob Jackson

I worked may ass off to get where I am, I'm not going to shit all over it by fucking around with degenerate female inmates.

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

But yeah, of course they try.

Jaxson Lopez
Jaxson Lopez

That wasn't their question. They asked if the inmates came onto you, in which case you would have rejected their advances.

Christian White
Christian White

... so greentext some stories...

Its obviously what everyone wants...

Ian Fisher
Ian Fisher

I've heard they can be pretty foul and disgusting compared to men. Like smearing shit on walls. Any truth to that?

William Ross
William Ross

ah, I see you answered it here. Sorry.

Lucas Collins
Lucas Collins

Idc. Just spill the beans, degenerate state worker.

Christian Murphy
Christian Murphy

this faggot

Brody Murphy
Brody Murphy

Yeah, this. Greentext stories please.

Luke Kelly
Luke Kelly

What's the most stupid thing an inmate has done you've experienced while in there?

Luke Sanders
Luke Sanders

Is there as much rampant lesbian action as Orange is the New Black leads us to believe?

David Clark
David Clark

OP is a fag

Adrian Jenkins
Adrian Jenkins

ama
basically give only yes/no answers

OP youre a real faggot, sage

Hudson Martinez
Hudson Martinez

Get on with it for christ's sake, I'm already fapping at the thought of all this.

Mason Fisher
Mason Fisher

greentext stories please

Jordan Scott
Jordan Scott

”According your charts, you’re overdue for a beef injection...” *Takes off pants*

Matthew Adams
Matthew Adams

Well, let's hear some stories, you fucking pile of shit.

Kayden Morales
Kayden Morales

Literally not the question total faggot

Aiden Thomas
Aiden Thomas

How many of them don't wash the cootch? Is it bad enough to smell?

Colton Morris
Colton Morris

ask your mom

Nolan Fisher
Nolan Fisher

be me
ironically surprised by the number of homosexual women that also work there
deebly goncerned
snitches rampant
mfw the female officers are getting all of the pussy

Brayden Flores
Brayden Flores

Cell etiquette generally does not allow for poor personal hygiene, user. Any odor is generally due to an STD or some other medical issue.
t. not the worthless faggot OP

Christopher Myers
Christopher Myers

That's it? You'd figure with all the crazy bitches you have to deal with, you'd have better stories.

Henry Diaz
Henry Diaz

So you are a state sponsored cucklord? Whew.

Jack Walker
Jack Walker

I've heard of tons of stories of female inmates seducing/having relations with male workers so they can inevitably blackmail them and get them to smuggle shit in for them.

sex with female inmate
bring me a shiv or I'll tell people you raped me and you'll lose your job and end up where I am

Never, ever do anything with an inmate because you will 100% land in hot water.

Benjamin Thomas
Benjamin Thomas

Imagine a looking beautiful dainty down on their luck female that sends in a med slip asking to be checked out for "foul discharge" 100 fucking times a week. It's not hollywood bro.

Josiah Jones
Josiah Jones

How often do they sperg out and spread period blood everywhere?

Isaiah Diaz
Isaiah Diaz

Fucking hell, your country deserves to be nuclearly annihilated

Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez

A staff member killed herself at the property because her GF that also worked there was cheating on her with another gay bitch prisoner. Happy? What a fucking shit storm.

Adam Young
Adam Young

Friend joins college martial arts club
Charismatic sensei masterminds a restaurant robbery
Caught despite ninja disguises
To lady jail goes friend
She contracts disease from toilet
Poor care, infection spreads, can't reproduce

OP do a better job

Logan Sanders
Logan Sanders

KIIIIIM LAUNCH THE NUKES NOW

Asher Hill
Asher Hill

Happy?

The hell kind of passive aggressive bitch snark is that? YOU started a thread to share your experiences, now you're acting like we're putting upon you by asking for stories? Fuck you, dipshit, no wonder you couldn't get a real job.

Benjamin Sanders
Benjamin Sanders

Made me KEK

Jace Ward
Jace Ward

It's not fucking juicy. It's actually nasty. They are always complaining about their vag's dripping. It's about a 65/35% white to black ratio. A few mezitos here and there. There is one that looks just like fucking George Lopez.

Nathaniel Baker
Nathaniel Baker

Then why did you offer to tell stories? Why did you even start this thread?

Thomas Cook
Thomas Cook

Why are you such a faggot

Sage thread

Lincoln Edwards
Lincoln Edwards

Pssss. I only needs to go in options

Nicholas Martinez
Nicholas Martinez

She contracts disease from toilet

That's not where she got it you retard lmao how naive are you? Why would you believe that?

Josiah Mitchell
Josiah Mitchell

There is one that looks just like fucking George Lopez
you banged it didn't you, OP? Be honest!

Oliver Wright
Oliver Wright

Are there any female prisoners who could kick your ass?

Julian Morales
Julian Morales

Please restart the cold war ivan...

Evan Lee
Evan Lee

I did not consider that, you're right. Sorry. Honestly I expected it to be a little more exciting too but it just wasn't. Maybe it's because I wasn't there to get pussy but it is what it is. The ;ladies can't openly flirt with you. Their ranglers will get jealous as fuck and beat tgheir ass, um, like a fucking crazy controlling dude would... so even if they fell inlove with you at first sight (stretching it at this point) their female compatriots would kick the shit out of them for even trying. I see a lot of true loving though. Women openly yelling out the windows.. "I love you" to passers by.

Jaxon Rogers
Jaxon Rogers

Greentext a story of one of them trying to rape you or fuck off

sage

Angel Parker
Angel Parker

Lick the seat

Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner

OP couldn't tell a decent story if you handed him a Shakespeare book and held a gun to his head.

Thomas Reyes
Thomas Reyes

Probably the janitor larping as a guard. Not even sexually depraved whores would fuck his broom sweeping ass.

Dominic Anderson
Dominic Anderson

I'd probably beat the shit out of you irl because you're such a cunt. also, your stories suck ass

Gabriel Morales
Gabriel Morales

Honestly I've never met a woman that I didn't think I could ultimately choke the fuck out if I had to but there are some chiks there that look just like fucking dudes. 6' 240 lbs dudes. They honor testosterone therapy if they were already on it upon entrance. I was SO fucking pissed when I found this out.

Zachary Russell
Zachary Russell

I've always read that women's prisons, while less dangerous than men's prisons, are much more disgusting due to women's hygiene issues. True or false? I'll bet you could eat their discharge with a spoon like yogurt.

Mason Walker
Mason Walker

What percent go lesbian when they get in ?

Dominic Evans
Dominic Evans

i hear them whores be very nasty on the hygiene and whit the day room

Julian Hernandez
Julian Hernandez

Have you ever been made to perform a cavity search?

Noah Sanders
Noah Sanders

Be me, male nurse. Kek
Work in women's prison, surrounded by tough women all day, and I'm a bit of a beta
One spicy little latina keeps coming to the infirmary for all sorts of reasons, always when I'm there.
It usually a cold or the flu, allergies or something like that
She stepped it up last weekend
Comes in for a full blown pelvic exam, and I'm the only one on duty.

Finish my story OP

Grayson Roberts
Grayson Roberts

I was SO fucking pissed when I found this out.
Manlet confirmed

Liam Mitchell
Liam Mitchell

making an "ama" thread wasn't already a hint

Jaxon Hughes
Jaxon Hughes

i was SO fucking pissed
what'd you do about it? mumble to yourself?

Benjamin Gonzalez
Benjamin Gonzalez

Please just delete this thread. You're a spastic and you're beyond cringe.

Jack Powell
Jack Powell

shittiest thread of the year award

Good thing I stayed up late to witness this.

Mason Morgan
Mason Morgan

% of niggers?

Adrian Thompson
Adrian Thompson

100% THIS. I came here to let you know that they all have shit tonnes of stupid fucking tats and all of the white women talk like blacks. There's nothing attractive about it.

Cooper Morales
Cooper Morales

beta.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-la-sheriff-scotti-lawsuit-20171101-story.html

This guy was my neighbor. I'm pretty sure he was tricked precisely the way you say.

Luis Brooks
Luis Brooks

Not leaving until this is answered.

Andrew Foster
Andrew Foster

Are male staff and guards allowed to see female prisoners naked? The inverse is true in male prisons.

Jayden Wood
Jayden Wood

No we’re finally making progress.

Samuel Long
Samuel Long

No, I emailed my congressman about it. Now I've come to the internet hate machine to further perpetuate it.

Jason Evans
Jason Evans

It's EXTREMELY common. It happens in male prisons too, where you do a favor for an inmate and they start blackmailing you with shit like "do this or you'll be in here taking it in the ass"

Caleb Johnson
Caleb Johnson

Tell some stories you grandstanding faggot

Chase Martin
Chase Martin

cringes from Sup Forums
You're the real sperg here nigger

Hudson Moore
Hudson Moore

DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS

CRINGE

Joshua Baker
Joshua Baker

*Queens , and they are political prisoners.

Hudson White
Hudson White

Nazi flag
Talking like a dumbfuck
Le maymays
GET OUT OF MY BOARD!

Justin Thompson
Justin Thompson

No Juicy Story...?

What a Faggot...!

Wyatt Miller
Wyatt Miller

I saw a white rural deaf inmate crying in in Correction supervisors office because her black roommate was having sex with her black gf in her bed then slapped her in the face because she had a problem with it. What do?

Levi Wood
Levi Wood

my board
nigger you don't even own a toilet

Luke Adams
Luke Adams

*today

Liam Gomez
Liam Gomez

Sounds about right.

I knew a female CO and she actually switched to a men's prison because it was less bullshit. Male prisoners are just all about the power dynamics, women are catty psychobitches.

Luke Cruz
Luke Cruz

He needs to poo in loo and you need to stop being a memeflag. I'd say you're even.

Lucas Nguyen
Lucas Nguyen

It's mostly an ownership thing. I'll never fucking understand the psyche of a lesbian woman. Their girlfriends are literally loser bitches that characterize the worst stereotypes of men.

Nathan Perez
Nathan Perez

kek

Bentley Kelly
Bentley Kelly

Make the blacks bang the white with strapons, film it, and then give it to the authorities and claim it was a hate attack.

Sebastian Turner
Sebastian Turner

What are your co-workers like?

Christopher Russell
Christopher Russell

Ever done a cavity search? What's that like?

Jace Wright
Jace Wright

Make the blacks bang the white with strapons, film it, and then give it to the authorities and claim it was a hate attack.
I'm doing my best not to call someone in this thread a nigger just out of professionalism's sake but you're pushing it.

Nicholas Stewart
Nicholas Stewart

Any women grope your dick or ass and beg for it?

Or physically assault you?

Gavin Collins
Gavin Collins

I'm curious as to how often they fling bodily fluids and waste at him.
OP, care to comment?

David Jones
David Jones

That's not where she got it you retard
youtube.com/watch?v=5t_9HTqRDDg

Landon Young
Landon Young

Gay possessive fucking cat ladies. I had to listen to an entire spill about how the gay supervisor gets her coffee from south africa because muh women business owners. I almost revealed my power level by agreeing that I also had a soft spot for SA farmers, women or not. Honestly it shed light on how women are such group think creatures. In a prison environment women become more aggro and forget femenality. I literally heard a fat cunt staff say that she "knew her pussy was gud" then quote scripture to the other staff in the break room on lunch break. America is over.

Landon Hall
Landon Hall

jews are not good at storytelling. that's why hollywood is trash and they're losing their control over the goyim.

Brandon Taylor
Brandon Taylor

GET OUT OF MY BOARD!
Sup Forums isn't for a savage who can't even shit in a toilet

Mason Cruz
Mason Cruz

Um, no. You can literally get a rape charge by looking at a woman wrong in a female prison. All they have to do is say it, and then you're on the carpet talking to a mostly gay female staff that hates your fucking testicles. No fucking thanks.

Austin Morgan
Austin Morgan

The best part of this bread is watching op crash and burn with his horrendously bad story telling ability

Luis Powell
Luis Powell

Nigger why do you even work there? It sounds like you have the worst job possible.

Christopher Roberts
Christopher Roberts

How much drugs do you sneak in for the thots?

Eli Cook
Eli Cook

He's getting better. I'm thinking he'll hit his stride 3 posts before this thread 404s.

Easton King
Easton King

Never me user. I say ma'me to all women wheather they deserve it or not and regardless of age, it's how I grew up.

John White
John White

Do they do it to other employees then?

Brayden Perry
Brayden Perry

How much do u make an hour? CNA in a hospital here.

Carson Adams
Carson Adams

You're what, 22? 23?

There is something intensely wrong with your diction and I'm going insane with trying to figure out why you sound funny. It's okay if it's just because you're young

Benjamin Watson
Benjamin Watson

you have the setup for what could be thread of the day maybe even the week with some good stories but your inability to even talk makes me realize just why you are working at a prison instead of a hospital

Xavier Bennett
Xavier Bennett

I hear it here all of the time. It's a southern thing. My parents made me say sir and ma'am growin up too.

Jackson Russell
Jackson Russell

This thread is gay as fuck
Get out now

Carson Brooks
Carson Brooks

This desu

Jack Reyes
Jack Reyes

can beat up most guys
can beat up every girl
one day meet a girl
super sweet and unassuming
turns out she kicked my ass
I wasn't angry, just surprised. She was really stringy but remarkably strong, like stronger than a man.

Joshua Morgan
Joshua Morgan

Nigger detected. Fuck man, Why? Because I'm not a fucking loser and try to fuck a bunch of goddamn female prisoners that I have ultimate power over? If you fucking think you can get away with that kind of shit long term then you're a virgin fucking retard. Piss away mine and my white children's future over some drug addicted bitches that say " cash me ouside how bout dat"? kys
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Christian Rivera
Christian Rivera

I've lived in New Orleans for 40 years and have heard sir/ma'am a few times

OP sounds like a 16 year old sheltered boy from North Carolina that PLANS to work at a women's prison in 5 years - not for meme reasons, but because he generally wants to "help women"

David Hernandez
David Hernandez

They will. I haven't seen it personally. They do cut themselves a lot though.

Adam Robinson
Adam Robinson

$38/hr, it's rural though. No insurance.

Jonathan Garcia
Jonathan Garcia

You joined a thread without reading the fucking title? He said he was a male nurse. Ahmed please leave Great Britain.

Brody Carter
Brody Carter

I know its likely to be bad, but whats the ratio of fuckable to unfuckable.

Elijah Perry
Elijah Perry

Now that you've finished working can you answer this? Is the prison system doing a good job of removing the 1-5/10 range or do a lot of 7-10s get caught in there as well?

Wyatt Thompson
Wyatt Thompson

Oh fuck laddie. Maybe, fucking maybe out of 1200 convicts... probably 10-12 that do not speak like thug niggas. That's the ones that you fucking do a double take to... then look up what they are in jail for.

Leo Evans
Leo Evans

This thread sucks, I have some real prison stories.
On night shift with the patrolling guard
Hand out meds, insulin, inspect dressings etc
Get a call out to one of the cells in the aboriginal section
One of the armed robbers called us down about his celly
Dude had injected battery acid attempting to get some sort of high
Vasculature is just melting away up the arm
Hes just chilling out, says it hurts a bit
Call out for an ambo to take him to the hospital
Remained calm the entire time it took to get him out - around 2 hrs for checks and security to arrive
Back in 2 days later

That same guy was a fucking mess, I saw him take 16 500mg paracetamol at once in an attempt to get high. In those concentrations is highly hepatotoxic. He ended up dying of liver failure a few years later.

Have a few guys come in after getting scotchied (Scotch tape- rape). We have a booklet they get provided "After being raped". Daily beatings, stabbings weekly, suicides every few months.

Prison can be an interesting place but I'd never want to be on the other side of the bars, its a totally different world.

Jose Morris
Jose Morris

There is one that looks just like fucking George Lopez.

Ryder Ross
Ryder Ross

75% 3's.
17% 5-7's
5% solid 8's
3% challenge my inner sanctity

Liam Thomas
Liam Thomas

What was the most attractive woman, in your opinion, in for?

David Roberts
David Roberts

Agree, this thread sucks.

Parker Roberts
Parker Roberts

You're figuring this out user. Is a good question, and... were there many other male staffers, and what sort of security measures were used at the prison? A lot of restraints or only if needed?

Wyatt Hughes
Wyatt Hughes

If you're still around do you got any funny stories about abbos getting in fights or arguments with each other?

Logan Adams
Logan Adams

The question was if the female inmates came for you? Like did they masturbate while looking at you or at least your pic

Jace Perry
Jace Perry

How disgusting are these females?
omglol. (you)
ive seen that video before.
the plot thickens. like the vaginal discharge i guess.

Adrian Sanchez
Adrian Sanchez

Nothind that I saw per say but the state is ran by fucking idiots. They literally let a woman out on parole, she go out on a friday t to visit with her senpai. Tuesday she had a parole officer meeting where she had to present her plan of how she is going to further lead a positive life. The DA fucked up and they had to re-arrest her, call her senpai, then send her back to jail because the didn't notice that her sentences (multiple crimes) were not concurrent. Sent her back to prison.

Dylan Bailey
Dylan Bailey

AMA
kill yourself outsider

Nathan Murphy
Nathan Murphy

The big fights dont happen within racial groups. Yeah people get bashed by their celly occasionally but most of the fights/murders are between racial groups. We had a white gang try to cut the throat of one of the muslim gang recently, it was a close call but the cuts missed all the important vessels.

Abos and Islanders hate each other with a passion, Abos and Lebs get on ok, Whites with asians.

Benjamin Moore
Benjamin Moore

why do you even work there? it sounds like your job sucks

Asher Howard
Asher Howard

OP is a faggot

Camden Reed
Camden Reed

Americans aren't quite the degenerate spics you are user. Here white still culture permeates through stupidity even if we are still le 56% meme. So no, they weren't waving their pinochas around and shit.

Jace Barnes
Jace Barnes

We have a booklet they get provided "After being raped"

I thought prison rape was a yank thing.
Gays get bashed in UK prisons.

Carson Anderson
Carson Anderson

Bitches be all like, 'wutt'?

Landon Parker
Landon Parker

To quote the australians, "all seppos are poofsters"

Joshua Harris
Joshua Harris

Did any """girls""" come onto you?
I don't see a girl in the bunch. Skank-ho x100

Liam Howard
Liam Howard

Oh yeah? Because I'm not impregnating tit latching latinos like the shows you see on netflix you fantastical virgin?

David Gomez
David Gomez

Why don't you own a horse?

Blake Sullivan
Blake Sullivan

Oh yeah? Because I'm not impregnating tit latching latinos like the shows you see on netflix you fantastical virgin?
or maybe because it sounds like you're dealing with gross women all day everyday and your coworkers aren't much better

are you legitimately autistic?

Logan Moore
Logan Moore

It doesnt happen a lot but its around. It really depends on who your cellmate is, if hes a fucking animal and hes never getting out he might end up raping you. Most of the sex is coerced so guys don't really know if they were raped or not.

Henry Lopez
Henry Lopez

Why does OP get autistic and defensive with every question? Why make this thread if he is just act taken aback with every ducking question!?

Liam Long
Liam Long

He sounds a little bipolar desu

Joseph Hernandez
Joseph Hernandez

Only fuckin' losers work at prisons. Most of the prison guards are fat and ugly, some even have mullets. They're complete white trash.

So are you OP. If you actually were intelligent you'd work at some fucking hospital.

Angel Torres
Angel Torres

Nigger why do you even work there?
he worked his ass off to get where he is

Cooper Foster
Cooper Foster

Congratulations, this is the single worst thread I've ever seen on this best korean origami board. Even the shills are more entertaining.

Landon Martin
Landon Martin

scotch tape rape
Explain

Kayden Anderson
Kayden Anderson

This is part true. The medical staff are adequately educated, however the security staff... well. All I'm saying is that working with locked down women that haven't had a dick in a few, even though I'd like think it would be hot af, it just fucking isn't. They live like animals, ramen noodle stench is on all of their clothes, and the most sexually successful dykes in the chain gang are, in reality, shysters. I will admit that the biggest thrill I get (straight edge thrill) is approaching a dyke with her females- then speaking over her in my best aggro deep voiced saxon tone. The testosterone inflated hoes get so pissed lol. They can never know what it's like to speak to other women in a tone of bitch get the fuck out of here before I kill you tone. It's genuinely hilarious.

Logan Robinson
Logan Robinson

Prison slang. Rape/Tape/Scotch tape/Scotchy
Rock spider- pedos
Bronze up- smear shit on yourself
Celly- Cellmate
Etc.

Asher Young
Asher Young

So I'm a bit confused, the guys that get raped get beatings and stabbings? Why are inmates trying to kill their sextoys?

Michael Martinez
Michael Martinez

I mean- being in denial that your work sucks is like the shittiest state to be in. Because work sucks. It's intrinsic to the concept. That's why the Bible starts off with Adam and his progeny getting condemned to work through till he dies.

Owen Russell
Owen Russell

Well if you live in Niggerville they don't care about manners. In TN everyone calls women maam in public unless they look like a kid and call older men sir. Its simple respect.

Asher Bailey
Asher Bailey

Did anybody get to you yet?

Eli Morgan
Eli Morgan

Because they are in prison for a reason man. There are some really sadistic fucks inside

Chase Hall
Chase Hall

No shit OP is a sliding faggot

Aiden Butler
Aiden Butler

just more proof
latina girls > white girls

Mason Foster
Mason Foster

sounds terrible
Having to work with the scum of the earth, only with vaginas, so they're worse.

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