This is S*aro-chan, my beautiful girlfriend. Say something nice

This is S*aro-chan, my beautiful girlfriend. Say something nice.

Hi Syaro, I hope you know OP only went for you because Chiya, Cocoa, and Rize turned him down. You don't seriously think you'd be anyone's first choice, do you?

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>implying
Kilimanjaro is better than all those pleb tier beverages

Would you drink coffee made from beans that had based through the Gochiusas, Kopi Luwak style?

>Kopi luwak
Well you learn something new every day.

>the coffee that includes part-digested coffee cherries eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet
How have we not set up a business for this, but with cute girls instead

she's a dyke

She is NOT a dyke

that is a fictional character
not your girlfriend

*Sharo
fixed that for you.

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Fake imposter my girlfriend is PURE

I'm going to MARRY my Sharo-chan!

pretty sure it's Syaro you fucking mungs

I'm sorry Syaro
*bodyswaps*

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Why is anal cheaper?
Doesn't it hurt?

Hi, S*aro-chan. Nice to meet you.
Your girlfriend really resembles my waifu Sharo.

There is only one Syaro/Sharo/Syrup

stop posting pics of my wife without my permission

She isn't your girlfriend because she romantically loves Rize.

Kill this thread.

Sxarp is cute

She IS a dyke, she isn't marrying you or being anyone girlfriend.

You're just JEALOUS of our young and budding relationship.

your wife is a whore that'll do anything for that cash

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Rize doesn't love her back.

She's good friends with my cute wife Chino-chan.

And she never will, that's exactly why she has to rebound off of user. It'll work out for the better though, she'll quickly discover she greatly prefers an assfull of tube steak to some boring, unstimulating clamrubbing.

>And she never will

Says who?

She's just an adolescent attracted to a girl with boyish traits. A dicking will be enough. I applaud Sharo's husbands.

$10.50

*Syaro

Rize's husband: me

>he honestly thinks the nonsensical yuripandering is going to go somewhere
Pal, you're gonna want to rip that bandaid off now while you still can, it'll hurt less.

You're understimating the power of yurigoggles.

*husband (me)

Are you Rize?

I'm sure she'll suck my dick if I put on a purple wig and tell her that.

Dammit Sharo that's something only a girl who has met lots of cocks would say

What does the * stand for?

her loli cunny that's always open for business?

That's how she's called on paper in this business.

Your girlfriend was molested as a child.

Lies don't believe the rabbits

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I curse the gochiusa shitposters into becoming homosexuals with cancer.

By me.

And me.

Imagine feeling those two tiny loli tongues on your dick.

DELETE THIS THE BUNNIES ARE PㆍUㆍRㆍE

Why do you people have to sexualize everything? I hate these threads.

>everything
Nobody sexualizes Aoyama, Tippy, and Chiya

By me.

The anime sexualizes them itself not my fault

I want to look exactly like Syaro!

Gochiusa #1 erocute franchise.

I want to look exactly like Syaro's boyfriend!

It's literally a meme, it's about how reddit thinks that Sup Forums works.
It is not a coincidence that quality of threads went down at the same time that loli was banned from reddit.

My wives.

my dick

It implies she prefers it in the butt.

>wives
>s

God, this board is shit.

how is this sanitary

>not having a harem

Absolutely haram.

There's nothing impure inside the bunnies

my, syaro-chan, you are looking quite elegant and refined today

Don't be fooled, she's poor as fuck and has indecent nighly job.

i will buy her nice things to fix up her house!

meme girl

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What happens next?

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The bunny does her bunny.

She becomes my beautiful wife.

Why is Sharo so shit? She ruined the whole bunnisode.

I want to shove my tongue in all of Syaro's holes.

coffee roasting temperatures are extremely high and kill any pathogens

Why are the gochi's so damn lewd. I want to fuck them all so bad.

I can have the full menu with what I win in an hour of work.

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That's not very nice.

Pyon

tte

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Would still fuck.

What happened here? And why is there a tongue below her boob?

Even for a Gochiusa character Aoyama sexualizes herself way too much. It actually becomes somewhat difficult to do so as a result.
Speak for yourself faggot, I've always been here ruining CGDCT threads for shits and giggles. If reddit's here to stay I might as well show 'em how it's done.

Can't unsee, fuck you.

Chino is for ____.

Enjoy your ban

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i want to cum over chino

I'd like some more kafuu chino.

I'd like to fuuk a chino

Fluffy

Why is Cocoa so shit? She ruined the whole bunnisode.

Why are normalfags insecure to accept Syaro as the correct spelling?

Are you guys ready for the OVA?