>1920
>be Californian
>get duped into buying Australian eucalyptus trees
>plant thousands of acres
>Australians forget to mention it takes at least 100 year for the trees to mature
>thousands of investors go broke
>2017
>100 years later eucalyptus trees have finally spread everywhere and matured
>Australians also forgot to mention that the trees produce a highly flammable toxic oil that builds up in the tree
>California burns down
1920
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>that pic containing any eucalyptus
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>The explosive nature of the eucalyptus and the abundance of fuel produces a very intense fire that 'crowns' -- leaps from tree top to tree top. The fierce blazes have been stoked by the highly volatile oils of the eucalyptus tree, which vaporize under intense radiative heat as the fire approaches and explode, with flames sometimes towering as high as 230 feet. The native home of the eucalyptus, Australia, has eucalyptus forest fires generally every year.
>When eucalyptus waste catches fire, an updraft is created and strong winds may blow flaming bark for a great distance. I think the eucalyptus is the worst tree anywhere as far as fire hazard is concerned. If some of that flaming bark should be flown on to shake roofs in the hills we might have a fire storm that would literally suck the roofs off the houses. People might be trapped
>(March 1973)
why didn't you listen?
Commifornia has always been a hellhole, so ....
It doesn't need to. The eucalyptus start the fires to compete with other trees. The more they burn down, the better for them.
based australia planning way ahead in the past to take care of, now, modern day problems
it doesnt fucking matter cunt, our state burns every fucking year and its not because of your nigger tree
Based Aussie shitposters.
cali would have burned even if it was just pine trees. pine sap is very flammable. it was some illegals setting the fires. they admitted it. shit was on the news
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Thank you for firebombing the US West Coast better than Japan could ever have dreamed of, Bruce. We seppos are truly unworthy of your gifts, wisdom and foresight.
T-t-thanks Austrailia
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Ban assault trees
I NEED THEM TO DEFEND MY PROPERTY
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
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Isn't it interesting how there are no wild fires in Baha? Lots of fires in Cali though. I think people are starting them. Fuck J. Brown.
Tell us about how fucked we are when all those emus you sold us decide to revolt.
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FYI Eucalyptus species have evolved to encourage fire because they are pretty slow to establish compared to other species and need direct sunlight to germinate. A fire clears away all the existing vegetation that would compete with them, gives plenty of sunlight, and creates a bed of fertile ash to germinate. The seeds are protected in the hard gumnuts and rain down after the fire. If the fire isn't very hot most eucs will just resprout even if they look fully charred.
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the ultimate bants
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>Ellwood Cooper’s role in spreading eucalyptus: Ellwood Cooper, educator, entrepreneur, and one of the key individuals who helped the eucalyptus take off in California, is a local legend here in Santa Barbara. After seeing eucalyptus in the San Francisco area, Cooper settled down in Santa Barbara in 1870. On his ranch, among many different types of produce trees (including olives, walnuts, and figs), he grew over 200 acres of eucalyptus. The eucalyptus forest he started lives on to this day at the Ellwood Bluffs.
>After seeing eucalyptus in the San Francisco area
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>In the wake of the Oakland Hills Fire, there was an effort to remove or at least thin eucalyptus groves growing in the Bay Area.
>But 26 years later, there are still plenty of eucalyptus trees in Santa Cruz, San Jose, the East Bay and beyond.
no need to thank us america, calfiornia's ashes will be all the thanks we need.
>the jews thought they were playing a long game when they revived hollywood
>mfw
Let not forget the fact that those trees have shit roots and fall all the time
>Australian tree evolved to literally start forest fires to kill competing species
You had to nuke the Japs twice to utterly defeat them.
We had to nuke the emus 12 times and it only bought an uneasy ceasefire.
/ourguys/ after all
good work australia. Cuckifornia needs to be burned
whats the current status on this fire business? The maps say its getting contained, though some of bel air got wrecked i guess.
We truly are best ally
>time to add "burnt down commiefornia" to the list
How can redwoods compete?
SAGE
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That is God's punishment for sodomy.
u cheeky cunts!
Not only is the oil super flammable, they're water hogs that dry out the soil. They're actually planted around the world to dry out swamplands.
No it's because of your nigger attitudes.
You all deserve it.
came here to post this
Fuck we're top shitposters
>playing the long game
>Fires are caused by human attitudes.
Well, gee I hope I don't get mad and cause my local forest to catch on fire.
Fucking retard.
It's called karma stupid.
>Be American
>Know Australia has bad bushfires
>"Ahhh uhhhh giiivveeee treees"
>100 years later
>"fiiiuuuurreeeee??? noooooooohhhhh"
>Then get shot
also the oil makes the soil pretty hydrophobic, so have fun with that
Its dangerous to even smoke around these trees in summer. I know someone that was burnt alive when they flicked a cigarette onto a eucalyptus tree and it crowned right on top of him.
not only that, the branches are weak causing them to fall all the time and kill people
good ID
if you weren't such niggers and maintained your forests you wouldn't be in this mess
sick burn cunt
You forgot
>tip the firefighters
ahahaha fuck, didnt notice that
The true Jews are us
Haha this is like Pearl Harbor only more inland and done by Australians
The eucalyptus oil boils in the trees and explodes burning fat all over the forest.
We sold california acres of bombs.
>tfw you see this on a facebook meme page before you see it on here
>The eucalyptus oil boils in the trees and explodes burning fat all over the forest.
>We sold california acres of bombs.
Life feels more like a comic book every day.
This is how hippy vegans will fight wars in the future
They must be literally everywhere in California, just watch any TV series filmed in Hollywood and all you can see is gum tree's.
i also saw it ahahahaha
every time I learn something new about australia it scares me a little more, it really is the island of lost souls isn't it?
>eucalyptus
More like Apocalyptus
Which one
It's just a bit of fire mate. It's harmless unless you get too close.
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Krikey! It's gettin' a bit stroppy.
You. I like (You). Have a (You) on me.
Pinus spec. do similar, though not as hardcore as eucalyptus sure.
Brazil has something like this it's natural
Even fucking tree's are trying to get rid of commies
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when are we selling them funnel webs and irukandji, t-they're good for maintaining a balanced ecosystem, I promise. While we're at it cane toads too they love eating locusts and any flying creature and are a natural deterrent to those crop eating monstrosities.
Thanks mate.
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>hang them on us or we'll burn them
In season 1 of Supergirl there was a flash back set in Peru full of Eucalyptus trees and people gave them shit for being inaccurate and obviously filming in California.
Guess what Peru is full of?
And Spain as well.
Fucking everywhere we could put them we've seeded the world with our fire bombs.
>plant trees in desert
>trees catch on fire
EVERYTHING IN AUSTRALIA HAS A PLAN TO KILL YOU, THE TREES ARE MORE PATIENT ...
god fucking damned Australia
who remembers this? funny when he fights the drop koala bears.
this
Ayyy
Man I love these threads, numbs the blackpill a bit.
Fucken oath cunt. Commiefornians deserve it.
So basically the Eucalyptus is a good for nothing immigrant destroying the state. Liberals will defend this.
If commiefornia wasn't retarded, they would just remove the firetrees, which apparently would also solve their water deficiency as well as the random year-round literal holocaust of fire. Since we've known their destructive potency for 40 years now.
But if you suggested that the lolbruls would go muuubhhhhhhh treeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssss and prevent anything from getting done. Get fucked you retards. Thanks for the century-long bantz, upside down land. May your firetrees witness 1,000,000 dead liberals. Shame the most beautiful stretch of land in the US has to be infested with commiefornians. May god cleanse it with fire.
That pic is precisely why america isn't worth saving. They've done more to destroy the white race than any other nation and currently their entire economy is based on destabilising north african/middle eastern nations, which in turn results in tonnes of shitskins flooding europe so they can justify their immense military spending which provides them with money because as we all know the military provides america with millions of jobs and it provides them with political capital/leverage because they outsource some of the jobs to western countries such as UK or Germany.
It's all good, Eucalyptus oil is good on burns after all.
I was told by a descendant of very old Spanish family Burquez when I lived in Santa Cruz the Eucalyptus Trees were planted to be used for MASTS for sailing vessels.. long long ago
>taking tall tales seriously
>Eucalyptus Trees were planted to be used for MASTS
So where are those ships with eucalyptus masts then?
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outta my way you tree fucking shit
sauce on the beaners starting the fires
No wonder it burns Australia every year
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