How does it feel knowing that liberals ruined Star Wars?

How does it feel knowing that liberals ruined Star Wars?

Spoiler!

Resistance is blown to hell at beginning. There is a plot of about tracking to lightspeed so Resistance will not go to lightspeed. Entire movie is FO chasing Resistance. Finn are dispatched to find how not to track in lightspeed. Finn and Rose and BB-8 goes to Casino looking for Code Cracker to get him onboard to disable tracking device of FO. Poe is till hot shot pilot and goes rogue pilot and blows up missle/air defenses. Leia is pissed at him and demotes him for going Rogue. He causes mutiny and towards end of film but helps Resistence escape to planet. Luke uses his lightsaber in two flash back scenes. Rey leaves Luke and goes to fight Kylo. HUMOR Porgs are everywhere. Chewbacca accidentally kills one and almost eats one. Three porgs show up with sad eyes and he does not. Battle between Rey and Kylo is not final battle of movie. Kylo kills Snoke. Kylo and Rey team up. Rey does not turn. Rey escapes. Reys lightsaber is destroyed and does not have one at end. Final battle is between Luke and Kylo but Luke is still on Achto and projecting his image and never leaves Achto. He has so much Force power to project himself. He dies at end. Force drained. Luke does talk to Leia but its his projected image. Kylo is super evil at end. Luke should have killed him when he had a chance at academy or will he be redeemed in #9. Movie ends with everyone on Falcon reunited Rey, Leia, Poe, Finn, R2, Chewbacca, BB-8. Resistance is really done. Rey does not have lightsaber at end. But can retrieve Luke’s on Achto. Also movie ends with Leia alive so 9 should have been her movie most likely converting Kylo back to good side. No sure where they will go with that now.

Star Wars is the Twilight of Space Opera. It was always overrated, and it's best elements were borrowed from other films like pic related. Was the original trilogy good? Sure, they were some of the better films of the era, but they weren't THAT good.
Star Wars should have died in the 1980s. It's fucking annoying that for every year on end there will be a new shitty SW film that'll be advertised incessantly everywhere.
And yes, OP, I saw the trailer too, and I might as well have seen the entire film, because trailer said everything. The Last Jedi is a soft reboot of Episode V, an it's going be boring. Don't watch it. If you do, either sneak into the theater or torrent it. Hopefully Sup Forums will play an integral role in spoiling this filth.

>pic related, many elements from the films were taken from DUNE

If spoliers are true i will never again watch anything from burgerland.

>implying I ever cared about anything other than the original trilogy

I should say "other films and BOOKS such as pic related". My mistake
It's going to be a soft reboot of Empire. And I haven't looked into anything besides the trailer. Please, boycott SW and let it die already

What a fag

Luke dies. Bleh

Star Wars was once a fun and interesting IP.
Now beaten to death with boring talky prequels bloated with SFX short on interesting characters and plot.

The new ones are just re-makes of the original trilogy but pumped chock full of SJW politics. They are made for only two reasons: for (((disney))) to milk more sheckels out of its multi-billion dollar IP because Star Wars is ready-made cross promotional merchandising opportunity. And two: to erase the original trilogy (where heroic white men save the galaxy) and replace it with SJW narrative where women and niggers save the galaxy from ugly sexually frustrated white men.

Unironically, Palpatine is the only really interesting character in the series when the prequels are taken into account.

What a brainlet

Agree. Palpatine did nothing wrong.

UMMMMJLIMINITITEDEEDD POWWAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I giggled like a fucking child

>erase the original trilogy (where heroic white men save the galaxy) and replace it with SJW narrative where women and niggers save the galaxy from ugly sexually frustrated white men.

Well spotted and well said.

I hope this is fake but I somehow know it isn't.

I wonder if palpatine got ass or laid ever before becoming the emperor

When its bad you know its true. Thats how liberals works.

Disney junked Heir to the Empire for this garbage. Seriously, they had a fucking trilogy script already made for them

lol Kylo kills Luke.

SHIT.

Kylo sounds more badass in the French dub.

Is there another even more super massive death star?

Why trash these remakes are

he did that's why Rey exist

there are so many interesting characters and stories in the expanded universe, why did they have to go for a soft reboot?

anyone remember those graphic novels where 3 (or 4, I don't remember) jedis split up when the republic turns on them, and promise to meet again 10 years later? and one of them turned into a business tycoon who owns a casino. it was awesome, I'd love to see it turned into a film

Officially it was because "creative freedom" and not having to be tied down by the total EU canon, which is complete bullshit.

Disney just wanted to have everything done by focus groups for shit like, "How do we get latina women to like Star Wars?"

Everyone knows what parts of the EU were shit and deserved to be axed.

>be george lucas
>grow up watching star trek and reading dune
>larping all day as space cadet
>imagine a galaxy of action and political intrigue
>allegory for life
>self-insert as a coming-of-age-hero
>make a movie series out of it
>only good because wife edited it to relate to audiences
>spiritually bankrupt america eats it up
>MERCHANDISING
>billions of dollars roll in
>"i did this"
>"I DID THIS"
>divorce wife
>screw with home releases to deny her royalties
>want to fully realize vision
>make a new expansion of the series
>UNLIMITED AUTISM
>people still watch this shit cuz sole proprietor of america's conscience
>no longer trusted to maintain your own franchise
>everybody hates you
>you hate everybody
>sell out to disney
>immediately retconned all prior unreleased work
>annual installments of progressive virtue signalling
>die alone

You're wrong and it will be a good movie