How in the name of god ist this gool better looking than my German gf
How would you rate them?
How in the name of god ist this gool better looking than my German gf
How would you rate them?
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because your german girlfriend is probably a shitskin
hello neon
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you will have to post some pics for comparison.
nope
Nice 8head
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who is that? she looks Australian
would read too much into it.
I got 83% attractive and im fat and ugly.
Nope german
nice bro
They both kind of look the same desu
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis
Marie Luise Kramer
Unfuckable gools getting 7/10
What sort of shitty software is that? no way she is a 4/10 at least a 7-8/10
Nope, his gfs 4head is twice as big
very weird looking, the male equivalent of her would be a frail 8head incel.
That's not a German. That's a fucking Arab.
It seems to give disproportionate points for symmetry. Fat people are going to love this because it will tell them they're pretty because of the way fat settles evenly on the face, it's why there is so much
>she'd be hot if she was skinny
>This is an 8/10 in the cyberpunk AI future
Shit's fucked lads, my AI waifu will be a fucking goblin
Came in to request the pasta. Didn't even have to.
I knew she looked familiar
Holy fuck, my sides.
Best post I've seen in awhile.
Kek
I have to admit it's tasty pasta
use this pic with it next time lad
>using nonsymmetrical photographs to measure symmetry
How does something this inhuman exist, her entire face looks like a fake disguise.
Disgusting
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I am going to bang your girlfriend muhammad and take her to the land of freedom
thanks b
They will pay for that.
Do you ever have that feeling when
>At a party
>Best looking girls look like Arya
>"Nice personality"
>Talk to her
>Get Drunk
>...
>Abaout to go further
>BRAIN EMERGENCY SYSTEM KIKS IN despite drunkness
>She disgusts you
>You realize how unfuckalbe she is
>Go Home
What is that?
How dare they
Blacked
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thank you froggy
At we can agree on something
That dude looks like he's seen some shit
>When you score 71
>but it list you as having a small forehead
She is way more attractive than Arya Stark, but she has a massive forehead. God damn sjw software.
Your girlfriend must be a god damn abomination ..
Makes me think
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Maisie is 155 cm (5'1"). That is one pygmy-length nigger right there.
how short is that nigga
OY VEY
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>normal forehead size
Imagine if your kid had that hairline. Not even going to think about brown eyes either
did you shop her forehead?
>forehead too small
>good nose for face
What the fuck is this shit?
>good nose for face
dam, is this some american civil war general or something? so handsome, i like his style.
Stalin BTFO.
Nice thumbnail
There isn't such thing as ideal women...
Choosing one is like trading a Stock (or Bitcoin for that matter )
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he has a 9 inch benis
Its Young Joseph Stalin
>LAMO