DNA Testing Companies Like 23andme Admit Adding Fake African Ancestry To White Profiles In Order To “Screw With Racists”
23andme Admit Adding Fake African Ancestry To White Profiles
Ethan Powell
Easton Fisher
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A bowl
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Aiden Bell
how did they know they were racists? this is stupid and fake.
>not understanding DNA
Twins can have different DNA percentages from person to person.
Why is it when that raw data is uploaded to all 4 major DNA testing websites the generally are relatively the same detected across platforms. This is stupid and fake.
Fuck DNA tests but fuck you for posting this fake news from (((squaker)))))
Brandon Gray
why would you want to destroy homes in the ghetto?
they'll just move somewhere else, closer to you
Also, a lot of ghettos are really old historical buildings
Jacob Phillips
There's no legitimate source for this.
It seems to me like this guy wrote the article after finding out that he's part nigger and is in denial about the truth and looking for any justification for why it's wrong.
Josiah Kelly
this
Brody Evans
Thats how they teach you science at a liberal arts university.
Daniel Perez
I think I got meme'd by the DNA jew. Should I sue? that .3% really triggered me.
Robert Thompson
the problem isn't the space its the people, this just diffuses the problem out of the containment zone
Nicholas Ward
>"Racists" that insisted on being 100% white and retook the test multiple times made us "fuck with racists" and add
Zachary Smith
...
John Robinson
oh fuck, this really made me laugh
>jewish science
Joseph Cruz
Am I white Sup Forums?
Matthew Wright
My results got changed pretty drastically by the new algorithm. The >0.1% nigger was still there though
Tyler Reed
From the original article:
'Morgan and his colleagues were caught between a rock and a really-want-to-mess-with-racists place. It would've been fun to throw a "10 percent West African" in there, but then they might have a pissed-off, dangerous person at their office, waving a gun. "Since we couldn't do anything to the results (and we wanted to), what we did was add '< 1 percent' to each African category of ethnicity. That way we weren't lying, and they would both be wondering how much under a percentage point was. We always try to round to the nearest number because we sometimes hear about percentage points, but for them, we leave it open to whether it's a one or a zero."
retards
Jack Richardson
Sorry, not white.
Blake Carter
Lock the doors first, but as a prank
Camden Collins
Forward his name and description, colleagues, to AB.
Jackson Turner
You're not white, but YOU WUZ KANGZ!
Brandon Campbell
>Someone just found out his great grandmother was BLACKED and this thread is a sad attempt to cope.
JUST
Luis Sullivan
perfect opportunity for a class action lawsuit and/or refunds
William Hall
So there is a chance I'm actually white?
Jackson Wood
...
Eli Green
>West African
>3.9%
Nope. Only applies to the
Blake Long
I get that the story's fake but what did they expect for giving money to a company that is clearly selling their data on to the highest bidding insurance company? Let alone just handing that data over to the cops..
Angel Bennett
How is this even legal? If you pay for something you have to get what you paid for, falsifying the results is them breaking their side of the deal.
Ethan Sanders
>These tests are a shitshow
Save your money and just photoshop the results you want rather than getting fucked up fake results you pay for....
Original article...
cracked.com
And don't forget that they turn the results over the the FBI too...
theregister.co.uk
Lincoln Harris
Oh wow, a company connected with Jewgle lies and pushed antiwhite bullshit? Imagine my shawk!
Angel James
"Call the cops!" (Les 'pussy kike faggot rat' Gold in Hardcore Pawn)
Dylan Butler
>The DNA website lied guys, I'm really white!
Joseph Long
bullshit
Jaxon Gomez
Archive of the original Cracked article: archive.is
It's an interesting read and there's other shady shit OP's link doesn't cover.
>"most of our calls have been from people wanting to be changed from Italian."
fucking kek