HEAD BEHIND YOUR BACK CROSS YOUR ARM LEFT ARM OVER THE RIGHT ARM CRAWL AND DO A 360 JUMP AND TURN AROUND LOOK AT ME...

HEAD BEHIND YOUR BACK CROSS YOUR ARM LEFT ARM OVER THE RIGHT ARM CRAWL AND DO A 360 JUMP AND TURN AROUND LOOK AT ME LOOK DOWN CRAWL AND DO THREE STEP ON THE LEFT HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK CROSS YOUR TOES AND CRAWL IN FRONT OF ME

Other urls found in this thread:

abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks-barring-high-iqs-cops/story?id=95836
ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2013/crime-in-the-u.s.-2013/offenses-known-to-law-enforcement/expanded-homicide/expanded_homicide_data_table_6_murder_race_and_sex_of_vicitm_by_race_and_sex_of_offender_2013.xls).
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

This meme has potential.

DID I SAY BLINK MOTHER FUCKER *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

and do the dinosaur

Black criminals killing whites is a much bigger problem.

>Liberals unironically implying holding your hands above your head is complicated
Still can't meme.

shit was so cash

They really should simplify their commands for suspects. They're not dealing with the brightest of people to begin with, and combined with high stress and possibly intoxicants, it's a wonder anyone ever figures out what the cops are trying to order the suspect to do.

Ha, that's the wrong foot motherfucker PEW PEW PEW

MOON WALK TOWARDS ME WITH YOUR HANDS POSITIONED LIKE NARUTO
NOW ROTATE 4 DEGREES TO STARBOARD AND GIVE ME THREE POSSIBLE ANAGRAMS OF "NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS"

WTFFFFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dance like an Egyptian while gripping an egg with your asscheeks, NOW!

I would have jumped through the doorway. In fact... I don't think I'd open the door in the first place if someone was aiming a gun at me. Uniform or not.

best post itt

>head behind your back

jimmy crack corn and i don't care
jimmy crack corn and i don't care
jimmy crack corn and i don't care

>PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN
>PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT OUT
>PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN, NOW SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT MOTHER FUCKER OR YOURE DEAD
>YOU DO THE HOKEY POKEY AND YOU PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD
>THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT OR WE WILL KILL YOU

Reminder that the man hid his hands from the police twice after being told not to, after declaring he wasn't drunk despite being drunk, after failing to comply with the demands of 5-6 armed officers all aiming their rifles at him 2-3 times, after they successfully escorted a woman to safety, who was given the same orders, who performed without making a mistake.

This fucking meme has me tearing up

haven't laughed in a long while

All that shit is the fault of GOVERNMENT

I love this meme

REMINDER TO IGNORE ANTI COP SHILL THREADS

REMINDER TO IGNORE ANTI COP SHILL THREADS

REMINDER TO IGNORE ANTI COP SHILL THREADS

DO THE SHUFFLE
DO THE SHUFFLE
NOW SWIRL BABY SWIRL
SWIRL BABY SWIRL

Why did the cop make him dance until he shot hin?lol that wasnt a good job

>unironically being a bootlicker

Cops are assholes with a license to kill. I can count on one hand the amount of cops I know that aren't trigger happy morons that were bullied in high school and have a power complex, and all of them are deputies from towns with a population of less than 1,000.

I understand cops are on edge for good reasons, it's a dangerous job. But they also have a tendency to summarily execute you even after you've complied with all of their orders because your eye twitched and they thought you were reaching for your anti-tank rifle.

I bet unconditional cop lovers watched Rambo: First Blood and thought John was the bad guy

>hehe...short huh?
*slaps rounds into magazine*
>soyboy huh?
*slams mag into AR, hands visibly shaking with rage*
>MANLET HUH?!
*racks round, tears streaming down his effeminate face*
>TWINK HUUUUUUH?!
*leaves dust cover open, so all the world can see his testament*
>sh-shove me into a locker...push me around...make fun of MY FUCKING FACE
*begins hyperventilating, rosy red lips pouting as reddened cheeks are stained by the unceasing rain of tears*
>I'll show them...I'll show them ALL
*radio sqwuaks to life, something about some guy in a hotel with a rifle
>this is it...the day of reckoning...no one will fuck with me now!
*flexes tatted arms in mirror, prepares for the slaughter*

NOW SWING YOUR PARTNER ROUND AND ROUND MOTHERFUCKER

>be statist
>practice your cop apologism throughout all of 2017, niggers are getting lit up left and right
>think you deserve better than this
aaaaaahhahahaha

>unironically believing there is some other way government will ever work

CROSS YOUR ANKLES
DID I SAY MOVE YOUR FUCKING FEET
YOUNG MAN FOLLOW MY ORDERS OR I WILL SHOOT YOU
CROSS YOUR ANKLES

I SWEAR IF YOU DON`T DO THE MOONWALK PERFECTLY I WILL .....
AHH FUCK IT......
bang bang bang bang bang bang

I never said that. Cops weren't the complete assholes they are now before the 1980s or so. We were unironically better off in terms of police brutality when the Mob had every police department on their payroll. Cops only started turning into state sanctioned murderers in like the 80s when they started throwing a hissy fit that they were getting BTFO'd by people who weren't retards and didn't bring pump actions and revolvers to shootouts. That was when cops really started getting armed to the teeth, and also when they started teaching them the "everyone wants to kill you, shoot first ask questions later" doctrine they practice now.

HANDS IN THE AIR

OK NOW POINT THE DIRECTION OF JERUSALEM WITH YOUR LEFT HAND

DID I FUCKING SAY MOVE YOUR ARMS

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

See, we're all fucked...

this is the america right wingers voted for. keep me safe, keep the police more safe, surveil me please. I am a cuck right winger who needs a daddy.

Fuck off antifa. Literally no one gives a fuck because the dead guy is white. The tradthot roastie slide threads are better better than this drivel.

Sage.

The cop murdered a fellow white. Let's just lynch him and we're even-steven. We are a nation of laws and murders cant go unpunished.

You know whites get killed by whites at like 83% right?

Is good meme

...

never will get tired of this pasta

Another day, another shareblue duplicate slide thread to sage and report. Shame you gotta tell the mods to do their jobs.

Anyone else regularly side with cops in shit like this but this time it's just so obviously a job poorly done resulting in a regular family guy's death

what the fuck Sup Forums

the retard yelling the confusing commands got the SOYBOY-COP in the right mindset.
"one wrong move and we will shoot You"
all this because some pussy-scared-cops acted like facing 4 heavy armed bank robbers

>Do a 360 spin
>Walk away
>Simon a bitch
>But he didn't say

SHUT UP

I DIDNT ASK FOR YOUR OPINION OF MY MEME

pat your head and rub your stomach if you fuck up you get shot

Good goy, let manlets with a badge murder. Let a dude from Mesa AZ, decide if you live or die. If you don't do what they say they can murder you. He a good boy, he dindu nuffin'

he was obviously not a threat, and the 'officer' was a subhuman pig on a power trip. and you are bootlicking trash who deserves the same rope.

>Implying all "Whites" are White.

>They really should simplify their commands for suspects.

Those exist and most street cops use them

No idea what the fuck is wrong with that department when their SWAT can't get it right

You cowardly keyboard warriors wouldn't stand a day in the shoes of a real police officer. Were HEROES, and we deserve the respect and admiration of everyone. We may not agree with the law, but we'll still enforce it no matter what, even if we have to do something unfortunate. If you just let us do our jobs and accept what we tell you, you have nothing to fear. Why is that so difficult? To just let us do our jobs, and enforce the law? What do you have to hide? I've never been afraid of a police officer, I've had no reason to be. You people need to learn the meaning of the word respect, or else someone like me may be coming to give you a nice greeting at your home sometime soon. Not one of you would have the courage to say such things to my face, because if you did, well, you're fucked.

Nice pasta

SOYBOY PLEASE ......

Remember to ignore bootlickers.

Just call 911 and report this thread. No one will survive

TAKE THE BONE OUT OF YOUR NOSE XER! PLACE YOUR DILDO BACK IN YOUR ASS
AND TAKE 3 STEPS BACKWARDS OFF THE CLIFF

Hating pigs is real right wing shit. Being a bootlicker is nu-Sup Forums faggotry. The posters desperately saging this probably think "JEWS ARE BASED" too.

I'm hacking Sup Forums servers right now and will find you. My rope is really rough and will definitely irritate your skin when it's wrapped around your neck. Lotion will not give any relief to the burn

Lmfao I hope all cops die. I would love to see America revolt against the police. They are an unnecessary gang of loser faggots out for revenge.
I’m done caring if a police officer gets killed by a nigger even.

I know this is bait but I once had a police officer pull his gun on me and have me get out of the vehicle because he asked for my license and registration and I said "yeah sure" and opened my glove box. This was because I had a tail light out btw. When he found out I also had my CCW on me he frisked me down and started acting like I was a prison escapee despite having a license to carry said weapon (which he wouldn't allow me to show him because it was in my wallet which was in my pocket).

Pigs really are just autisic sperglords who were given a shiny piece of tin and told to go murder people if you don't like them.

Bae bois bae bois
Washa gona do
Washa gona do

If they're "white" then they're certainly not niggers. I understand some hispanics being considered "white", but I've never seen a white nigger.

ahh yes like these whites right here?

most of them are low-IQ RETARDS .........

abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks-barring-high-iqs-cops/story?id=95836

He has a future in my glorious empire

Most of those still aren't niggers, and I don't think that has any statistical significance. Those are probably highly cherry picked.

...

People don’t care because blacks get a free pass to do anything

>I would love to see America revolt against the police.
YES MUSTAFFA YEEESS!

>OK, LISTEN VERY CLOSELY!
>IF YOU MAKE A MISTAKE, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!
>GOT IT!?
>I WANT YOU TO TAKE YOU MAIN LEG AND TURN IT TOPWISE!
>I SAID TOPWISE!
blam blam blam blam

Don’t understand why idiots freak out when they have to deal with the police. Must be all the soy they are ingesting.

Do you live in areas that lack the Irish?

They never knocked on the door. They waited out in the hall, and ambushed them when they came out.

I used to think that I could go on
And the police could do no wrong
But now I know the meaning of blue love
I'm leaning on the everlasting arms

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

I believe I can try
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my arms and cross my legs
I believe I can crawl
I see me crawling through that open door
I believe I can cry
I believe I can cry
I believe I can cry don't shoot

See I was on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes that Sergeant can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
I don't want bullets inside of me, oh

If I can see it, then I can be it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

I believe I can try
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my arms and cross my legs
I believe I can crawl
I see me crawling through that open door
I believe I can cry
I believe I can cry
I believe I can cry don't shoot

Hey, cause I believe in me, oh

If I can see it, then I can do it (I can do it)
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

I believe I can try
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my arms and cross my legs
I believe I can crawl
I see me crawling through that open door
I believe I can cry
I believe I can cry
I believe I can cry don't shoot

Hey, if I just spread my arms
I can crawl
I can crawl
I can cry, hey
If I just spread my arms
I won't die-eie-eie-eie
Hum, die-eie-eie

C'mon, the original thing I was replying to was
>Black criminals killing whites is a much bigger problem.

Irish people might be niggers, but they're not black.

>Hating pigs is real right wing shit
It's lolbergtardian autism.

Come on baby, let's do the twist!

>don't think that has any statistical significance.
look closer. It does when those 'people' are labelled as white(when they are clearly not) and used to skew stats.
Look at Europe, they won't even release the criminal stats because if the people knew the truth, those politicians would be hung for their treason.

Sometimes, when i feel sad, i open up my favorite xhamster video, where my wife's son with a 50cm cock splits my wife in half. I am extremely proud of this video, as i recorded it with my $10,000 camera. I recorded every jiggle, every droplet, every moan of pleasure. As i see the view meter increase, i feel my cock getting erect, but after years of nonstop chastity cage wearing, it's erect size is a meager 5cm. I take off my chastity cage and my dick shrivels after contact with the air after years.

I take the tweezers on my right and grab my dick with it and start masturbating, i cum after just 4 strokes, and i cum a whooping 3 droplets. I am concerned that my testosterone levels are increasing, so i quickly run outside and see that my wife's son Tyrone has already taken my Tesla Roadster, so i am forced to use my old car, a '05 Pontiac GTO my wife forced me to stop driving for it's negative influence on our planet. I cringe as i turn it on and carefully drive to the nearest public toilet. I walk to the ladies toilet and see the cleaning lady about to flush the last stall.

I scream NO and push her out of the way, quickly kneeling and lapping up the female piss. For extra measure i add in my McDonalds soy sauce with extra soy for maximum estrogen intake. The cleaning lady faints at the sight. Gah, the Latinx are a great addition to our multicultural country but they are soo conservative.

Satisfied that i have dropped my test levels, i feel the need to consume my favorite candy. I go to the local gay bar and go into the restrooms, and pick up all the thingies in the urinals that stop smell, especially the one from the broken urinal where piss always accumulates and the candy floats. I stuff them into my mouth, orgasming at the sweet nectar of LGBTABBQTRFAG+-*/# people struggling to live in our oppressive society.

With great satisfaction i go home, where i see my wife's son fucking her, and with even greater satisfaction i grab the camera.

You don't have to worry about a Chad cop pulling this shit, only the soyboys.

Bootlicker

>be one some else's private property
>they call in goons to execute you.

Whats the problem here exactly?

I SAID MACARENA, NOT MOONWALK !!
bang bang bang bang bang bang

GEE STORING GUN MANY US.

GENIE GOING RUST? ANY SUM!

SEE GRUNTING GO "MAY SUN."

>be cop
>constantly deal with subhuman aggressive niggers and spics that could blow your head off at any traffic stop, leaving your corpse slumped on the gravel illuminated only by the flashing lights of your squad car for hours before
>your body is found the next day, jamal and jose are long gone though
>every single day, every fucking sudden move possibly being your death
>not being even slightly on edge
Everything's a threat you stupid fucking lolbert

You've stated that Whites killing Whites is a problem. I'm saying that your premise is faulty due to a vague definition of "White". I thought Sup Forums was supposed to be intelligent.

>being afraid of animals

People like you have allowed their safety blanket (aka government) to erode my freedom.

I bet you don’t even own a gun. These guys could rape your wife’s daughter easily. No wonder you are afraid soyboy

OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>He fell for the "being a cop is dangerous" meme
Should bartenders be ready to kill at the drop of a hat?

funny how the cops are spamming Sup Forums like niggers on this topic.
must be hard to accept that 95% of Liveleak AND Sup Forums are not supporting Your beloved fag Soyboy-Cop.
>hands up and crawl !
>I SAID HANDS UP AND CRAWL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>bang bang bang bang bang bang bang

>There's only Black and White people

Do you consider the world makeup is what you see in the way to elementary school you hang out at?

What I'm saying is that those cases you pointed out are rare, so they don't actually skew the statistics.

If you took a random set of mugshots, the number of wrongly classified races would be like 0.1%. And still! Those aren't black, those are hispanics or some kind of arabs. Blacks being classified as "whites" doesn't happen enough to change that 83% to something like 50% or even 60 or 70. Maybe 82% if you're being generous.

The total number of whites killed by blacks is 13.6% (ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2013/crime-in-the-u.s.-2013/offenses-known-to-law-enforcement/expanded-homicide/expanded_homicide_data_table_6_murder_race_and_sex_of_vicitm_by_race_and_sex_of_offender_2013.xls). If the classifications are wrong, it may be 14.6%. Still not as big of a problem as you're implying.

If you're a bartender and you don't have a gun under the counter, you're an idiot.

>Homosexual
>Death penalty
LMAO

You must be a dumb cop to miss his point.

Fucking what? Do you want to take me in for processing or not?

If not, good day, Dude. Don't shoot me in the back you nutter, that's some cowardly shit pointing guns at people and ordering them to dance.

UNDRESS AND GET ON THE GROUND
LICK THOSE BOOTS CLEAN
NOW GIVE A GOOD REVIEW OF DIRTY DANCING

Do you love terrorists or something?