NORTH KOREAN WAR

It starts tonight. Check out this posts here.

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why now?, I'm just trying to beat my meat while putting up christmas lights dammit

also this here

9news.com/mobile/article/news/weird/heres-what-those-weird-flashing-lights-over-denver-were/73-498333607

uhmmm.....

>a man on Sup Forums said

Cool. I remember once reading a post by an Australian. He claimed to be an 'insider' and predicted WW3. What inside information would an Australian have?

just curiousity: how the fuck?

i heard they were waiting for the day before christmas eve

Israel is fucked.

Checkmate.

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>just curiousity: how the fuck?

Thats an expert level wank.

drumpf btfo

I am an Australian and can confirm the war starts soon. It will erupt within hours.

habbebings

FIRE TO FLAME

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posting random shit because I can't sleep and I don't have a life.

Isral will not of winning, Iran will free Palestin
Get ready for kim's Samsung option and total USA anihilation

Post your favorite place in Greece.

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your coordination skill must be top lvl

But my friend is getting a liver transplant...

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But why?

>south Africa
you're fine.

>samsung option
top kek

is that the friend or the liver?

I claimed to be a time traveler on here, and these retards took me seriously

Any evidence other than random banter from virgins on a Mongolian artwork conversation platform?

Dubious. Citation needed.

I unironically want to set you on fire

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Wew

I can confirm this happening. Several traffic lights are currently not working in my town

>Having traffic lights
Take the Rural-pill

I can confirm too. People are celebrating Christmas right now here for some reason.

>claims happening
>provides source
>Sup Forums
into the trash it goes.
saged

USS Ronald Reagan just flew through my igloo

Christmas is happening here too as we speak
Multiple Christmas celebrations around the globe.
IT IS HAPPENING

Can confirm, my bed is uncomfortable definite happening

Dude our stop signs turned blue. Time to get into our bunkers.

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Λίμνη Δόξα
Doksa Lake, I love this place.

Winter is coming. But Australian Winter is hot.

>samsung option

i like you, you will be spared from the great kebab removal

I mean it won't because these stupid threads happen every day but it would be pretty cool if it did happen. Maybe I could sign up to go help the refugees there or something and have sex with some of their women.

Yeah, bring them some democracy boyys!!!

Can confirm Christmas lights aren't on,

Beautiful

i thought jews dont dine on the swine.

No , he is a righteous ginger cunt.

LE roleplay shitpost thread XD

Checked, Hot winter confirmed.

continuing with random shit

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Appears to be some activity on the west coast of the US. View out my bedroom window at the moment...

at this point i would rather have nuclear war than study for my finals

I told you samsung option will anihilat the America

Fuck trumpf and your jew friends

By Allah may they nuke jewyork first

Alhamdulilah inshallah brothers reading me

Listen to the mainstream media and President Trump’s national security adviser, H.R. McMaster, and you would conclude that war on the Korean Peninsula is imminent, right?

You’d be wrong. The only way a war breaks out in Northeast Asia is if Washington starts it. Let me tell you why.

The 50-year war between North Korea and its neighbor South Korea is over. North Korea lost. Dictator Kim Jong Un now presides over a dying society in the North – a prison camp full of about 25 million miserable, starving people masquerading as a country. North Korea lags in economic terms somewhere behind Ethiopia.

In contrast, South Korea is an economic juggernaut; a nation of roughly 51 million with an economy larger than that of Russia, which has a population of about 144 million. In terms of per capita gross domestic product, South Korea ranks 31st in the world, while Russia ranks 68th and North Korea ranks nowhere.

Kim’s armed forces mirror his society’s tragic condition. They are an aging tribute to the Soviet forces of the 1970s. Any attempt to employ them against South Korea’s modern armed forces would end in devastating defeat for North Korea.

Kim also knows that missile attacks launched from his soil against the South Korea, Japan or the United States would result in the immediate and total destruction of his Stalinist regime.

Chinese President Xi Jinping has told Kim in very clear terms that if Kim launches an attack on his neighbors or the United States, he is on his own. The Chinese armed forces will stand by and watch as Kim’s regime is systematically annihilated.

To reiterate, the only way war breaks out in Northeast Asia is if the United States starts it. And this insight explains Kim’s strategy. His best chance of survival is to goad President Trump into attacking him. Then Beijing – despite the Chinese distaste for their North Korean neighbor – will be obligated to intervene to defend Kim’s regime.

some more

With this point in mind, Kim has turned to Moscow, not Beijing, for help. Moscow sees Washington’s renewed interest in bringing down Kim as an opportunity. From Moscow’s perspective, North Korea is useful insofar as it can be leveraged in a high-stakes game to bring Washington into conflict with not only North Korea, but more importantly with China.

While China will not support North Korea in a war unleashed by the Kim regime, Beijing has said the Chinese Armed Forces will assist Kim if Washington attacks North Korea.

To promote conflict with China – something President Trump made less likely with his wise diplomacy toward China – Moscow is willing to provide just enough technical assistance to create the illusion of capability in North Korea.

The North’s recent missile launch is a case in point. The liquid-fueled rocket that North Korea launched into space recently lacked precision guidance, as well as a viable warhead. And, like its predecessors, the rocket broke up on reentry and crashed in pieces into the sea.

South Korean President Moon Jae-in summed up the 50-minute rocket test by saying it was not clear “whether the communist nation has in fact built nuclear weapons, let alone perfected its missile technology.”

For Washington, the right course of action is obvious. Don’t take the bait. As former Secretary of Defense Bob Gates warned some time ago: "Any future defense secretary who advises the president to again send a big American land army into Asia or into the Middle East or Africa should have his head examined.”

The sole beneficiary of a conflict between the United States and China is Russia.

20 bucks says you'r wrong

North Korea will never ever happen.

Californian Sunrise?

Oh shit lads. More goy blood or the purpose of removing yet another thorn in Israel's side.

Like Serbia in 1914, North Korea is unpopular with virtually every nation in the world, including China. On the eve of World War I, the Guardian newspaper noted sarcastically that “if it were physically possible for Serbia to be towed out to sea and sunk there, the air of Europe would at once seem cleaner.” Most of the world would readily apply this description to North Korea.

Of course, in 1914 not a single European statesman regarded Serbia as a country so important that every major power in Europe – and eventually the world – would go to war over its future. Yet, thanks to Russia’s decision to mobilize its armies and back Serbia, that’s exactly what happened.

My advice to President Trump is simple: Mr. President, Moscow is inciting Rocket Man. Don’t take the bait.

MGTOW, not even once

Probably.
We just flew the entirety of Air Mobility Command westward.

>Samsung Option

This here is a roleplay thread where posters pretend a nuclear war is to occur or is occurring. We each try to provoke the most replies for (you)'s. Whoever gets the most replies, or gets screencapped, wins the thread.

Very cold up here, snow everywhere, best we've had in ages you know.

i assume you have two hands user, one hand for lights , one hand for jerking the gerkin.

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I live in Brazil, 99% sure i'll be safe

So just how many threads a day are created claiming a NK war soon?

well you've got a christmas tree on your flag

Oh yes I'm sure it's DEFINITELY happening this time
All the other times you said it was happening it didn't happen but THIS time is different because it's REALLY HAPPENING this time

Can confirm, this is true.

3.50

comfy babbebings

guess who's calling the shots...

Alright Macgregor, chill.

Not from ourselves.

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youtube.com/watch?v=TkBMAHUkibY&index=20&list=LLiTiHDUJLIH2299pY_5faJw

Fuck Yeah. WW3 here we come!

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please don't ban me

Instantly disregard a happening thread unless it shows proof that something actually happened. 99% of them are JIDF and Media Matters trying to get people desensitized.

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hate my life

Intoxicated Finnish Rally Car Race?

what would we do to ourselves?

WE

Was it Ausgaylianon?

its gonna be okay Lambfag

cudyur lyfento peaces

On the 0.01% chance you are correct and not just uberlarping, please save me in the screencap.

Also, my post numbers say NK gets vaporized

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I just disregard most threads at first because this board is so flooded with BS

This is real shit. I've been working with some very important people and I have been hearing them talk about this.

The Americans can't wait anymore, North Korea can't be allowed to get any more nukes or they will be able to destroy the world. Sacrificing the lives of the few for the many is necessary here. War is coming and it is coming soon, although I'm not sure if it is starting tonight.

If you live in America, I hope you have a bunker.