Black Hanekawa Is superior To all The mono and stereogatari Girls Including tsubasa

black Hanekawa Is superior To all The mono and stereogatari Girls Including tsubasa.

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Hanekawa IS LITERALLY Tsubasa you retard

all girls besides Nadeko (my wife) that is

I'm talking about the male cat idiot.

Not really. Sodachi is the best girl

She even have the best OP's
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I wouldn't mind having sex with any of these children, but the fact that I like cats especially with Astroglide makes me lean towards Tsubasa.

Delete that hideous thing

Fuck off. Ran is teh hawtne$$.

[Triggered]

You shouldn't be.

>make a series based on banter
>add a severely autistic character
>give her three dedicated story arcs and tons of screen time
What the fuck Nisio?

This is now a underage child rape with animal ears thread.

You know what? Fine. It's better than another catfag circlejerk.

Black hanekawa is fine too.

I am deathly afraid that I will have sex with my niece again since she got those cat ears from Claire's.

She's so fine there's no telling where the money went. She's so fine there's no other way to go. She's unavoidable and backed up against the wall. She gives me feelings that I've never felt before. I'm breaking promises she's breaking every law. She used to look good to me now I find her simply iresistible.

Agreed, and I really need Fiasco adapted right now.

Reminder that all gataris are equal and anyone ranking any of them against eachother is where cancer is born.

There was cancer long before mono or stereogatari. It started with John Candy.

I'd a black cat. Fuck off Tsubasa.

Ran is just dripping concentrated liquid sex.

>That feeling when your hair is paper mache.

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Problem?

Nyaaah!

black hanekawa is a dickless male so no

Dicks don't go on women. But the male cat is quite a bro.

I want to cum on her back with a mouthful of peanut butter captain crunch.

Hotest, but not sexiest.
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>again
user...

I lost you.

What?

Just... nvm.

Oh kay... Anyways, have some ran.

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>cum on her back
>not wanting to bust your nut inside her and breed her

>male cat
Stupid fuck secondary, gosh.

Hell to the airwolf no. I want to experience life and go travel and have fun with her/him before children.

I know you are but what am I?

Smile!

Just a filthy secondary.

>touching her

Have fun getting the life sucked out of you.

I know you are but what am I?

>some people don't think the male cat is still around.

!!!!!!

I am a man
One of the manliest men all around
Good job, takes care of the family
Doing the best I can in society

Don't let anybody mess with me, will beat the shit out of anybody when needed
Hell man, I do my best to keep a good looking body. A manly man

So why is it that my heart melts when I hear the fourth OP? Legit man, is something wrong with me?

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Darn tootin

I know the feeling. Its cute as fuck, I've listened to it for ages now.

>implying snail's OP isn't the best

That's like my number 2. It was my number 1 but then OP 4 happened

Preteen hardcore

>black Hanekawa Is superior To all The mono and stereogatari Girls Including tsubasa.
Try harder

the male cat is also a faggot cat since he also wants araragi's dick

a filthy secondary.

thank you Mr Palmer!

Never put your benis in crazy.

Author wants to marry his waifu, bet he'll even say Hanekawa married a light novel writer.

I know you are but what is he?

>One of the manliest men all around
>Like Nadeko's OPs.

Well now, you are lying about one of these things. Which is it, user?

what about the dolby surroundgatari ones?

I disagree.

>Hanekawa
Would she have been fine with just being his Lover?

No, she wanted Araragi to herself. Doesn't like him even talking to other girls.

she wanted marriage or nothing

Agreed

Thanks for the nightmare fuel.

nodachi is a fucking cunt and should be in jail.

insulting bird is not something you get away with.

Bird's a failure though. Bee ended up doing what everyone thought Bird would do too, becoming a cop and living a casual life alongside her caring nii-chan.

who tought bird would become a cop?

she was always going to become a loving housewife to her husband(me) and have ten kids.

meanwhile sodachi ends up in an insane asylum.

Bird isn't a cop, Bird is a drifter who wants to be a casino dancer. Bee is a cop.

>who tought bird would become a cop?
She continues the Fire Sisters thing well after Karen went to high school and stopped doing it. Koyomi kept going on about how Karen could be an olympic athlete and shit whereas Tsukihi pretty much had nothing planned and kept following what the people around her were doing.

Also in her Koyomimonogatari episode she dresses up as a detective too I guess.

now that's just slander.

karen got thirsty for cock so she stopped playing around, tsukihi is a year younger than karen so that's that.

It's not that, it's that she wants a monogamous relationship. That is why unlike Gahara and Shinobu, she doesn't pretend to tolerate his rounds of grab ass, she said " I want to go out with marriage in mind". She doesn't go halfway, that's all. It's why Araragi gave her a flat, honest answer, while he is purposely jiggling Gahara and Shinobu, because Hanekawa gave him no leg room in that, even if the confession was just to get it off her chest.

Then Araragi asked her to stay in his room and let him become her bed for the interim, and she flatly tells him no. She doesn't want to get no one night stand, he ain't getting none without a solid oath to a ring on her finger.

That is why other catbros saying "they'll be ready for each other in 50 years" are delusional. She is 100% behind the Gahara/Araragi train now, and probably scolds both of them for breaking up over such stupidity all the time. Expect her to plan their wedding while she is dodging the cops.

I do wonder if Araragi would ever have the stones to arrest her, even if her being an international "criminal" is probably a setup by corrupt parties.

Correct taste

please don't insult my wife, you'll make her cry

My boy.

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But Senjougahara was the one who lead her there, Sodachi will always confirms insults and that she hates everyone without meaning.

She said she hates Nadeko in the commentaries but she was very nice with her when she met in nade. She even thanks Senjougahara at the end of the commentaries after trading insults and death threats for the whole thing.

>dropped out of college twice
>studying dance at 19

she's not becoming an idol at that age, so guess what she's gonna do.

protip:it involves stripping and a pole

I don't think anyone thought Skihi was gonna live a casual life.

stop it, you're making her platinum sad with your bullying!

Literally all she does throughout the series is laze around at home waiting for her brother to bathe her + telling Nadeko how dumb she was that one time.

her specialty is making others platinum hard

Not sure she understands Koyomi as well as she thinks she does, judging by her reaction to how she won Koyomi over from Ougi when visiting Sodachi's apartment.

Hell she was the secret mastermind behind all the Sodachi stuff in Musubi too, she kept pushing Sodachi towards reuniting with Koyomi & Gahara despite it causing nothing but trouble for all three of them.

It didn't say she was the mastermind though, just a mediator.

If you read Fiasco you'd know that Sodachi doesn't need any push to make a giant scene, her reaction was completely in-character.

Wasn't talking about her making a giant scene, I meant her repeatedly reuniting with Koyomi & Gahara at all. That was all Hanekawa's doing.

You said she kept pushed Sodachi towards it, which wasn't said anywhere.

It would be kinda scummy if she pushed Sodachi into threatening to kill herself and go homeless.

>I do wonder if Araragi would ever have the stones to arrest her, even if her being an international "criminal" is probably a setup by corrupt parties.
If Nisio's ever actually going to take her supposed development in Tsubasa Tiger seriously then I don't see why he wouldn't.

She knows. She is just more disappointed she had to pull the oppai card to get him to wake up from being so easily pulled by Ougi. Guy was salivating at the thought of a pajama party of Gahara and Hanekawa, so you can't blame her for raising her eyebrow a bit.

Plus we know Hanekawa is busy later on, so she can't mediate the entire fallout of that group each time. She's a friend, not a marriage counselor.

>She knows.
No, she didn't know. Her
>She is just more disappointed she had to pull the oppai card to get him to wake up from being so easily pulled by Ougi.
reaction is exactly what indicated that, because we saw that this wasn't how Koyomi saw things at all.

It was stated that Sodachi reuniting with Koyomi again was because Hanekawa pushed her towards doing so.

So because Arararagi became a vampire lot's of supernatural shit happens right?
But no matter what his sister would be a fake, and had he not been a vampire chances are she would have been killed off.

Yes, I ended up reading "reuniting araragi and gahara" instead of "reuniting with araragi and gahara".

>from being so easily pulled by Ougi
He didn't even have any particular reason not to go with Ougi, Cat was the one who was butting into that situation. That entire argument paints his relationship with Cat in a really bizarre light even without knowing the truth behind Ougi's existence.

Or she wouldn't been found out since there would be no strange things in the city anymore, and therefore no specialist roaming.

Kagenui only goes for Tsukihi after being tipped off by Kaiki who was asshurt at Koyomi getting in the way of one of his schoolyard scams, so nah she would've been fine.

>fake sister
what did they mean by this

Genetically she's his sister, her real soul was killed by the Phoenix oddity before being born though.

Sexuality is not only about boobs and naked skin.

>the phoenix killed the soul of the unborn sister

Where did you get that from? I think she looks like a member of the Araragi family (Ahoge, grey eyes) because the Phoenix does her best to not be found out. I don't think it was said it literally takes over an unborn.