Be in german theatre

>be in german theatre
>watch kizumonogatari trilogy
>audience laughs when araragi desperately tries to put hanekawas intestines back into her body
>mfw

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Are you a foreigner? You won't understand German humor then.

>Germans are a bunch of sociopathic maniacs
Wow, what a shocker.

I havent read Kizu in like 6 years and havent seen the movies yet. When did that happen?

Episode slices her open during his fight with Araragi.

it was desparate forced feel shit to the point of absurd humor, yeah

Was she alright?

Next you'll tell me you didn't laugh your ass off when RRG tossed Kisshot's torso away in the first movie.

No she's dead.

Oh, RIP in peace then.

But, why did they laugh?

>>be in german theatre
>>watch kizumonogatari trilogy
Which city? I didnt know it was already airing in Germany.

I haven't seen the movies but
>tries to put hanekawas intestines back into her body
does indeed sound funny.
You don't like black humour? Or are you just appalled by the fact the others didn't take the movie as seriously as you?

she ded
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Don't Germans prefer to laugh in unison?

>the way she spins around
I'd laugh too.

thats a lie and we both know it

>be in Americlap theatre
>watch Kizu II
>every panty scene
>hollering, whistling, cheering and clapping every time.
>Araragi takes his shirt off
>commence clapping
>movie ends, run out of theater straight to bars at 2pm

Have u ever been in a room filled with autists?

makes me thankful that there was very little weirdness when I went to see Madoka 1 and 2 in theatres even though the audience was a little younger than I expected.

>gore scene
>German audience laugh
>American audience clap and shit on the floor to keep the janitors employed

Sounds like a good time to me

how should i watch this:
by LN release: i follow the chronology as the ln intended, just with the anime.
Or is the trilogy a good stand alone (artistacally,sheer entertrainment value).
Should I power trough highschool bickering to feel the emotonial effect of this movie.
Or what do you recomend?

Watch Bake first, after that various parts could be treated as stand alone if you wanted to, but the "right" way is release order.

Also fix your fucking grammar, faggot.

Holy.shit

I've never seen any of the monogatari things but I always thought they were cutesy comfy shit

Good lord

The monogatari series is just pretentious hipster shit, like flannel shirts, macchiatos, and iphones.

ok, I'm german and have to admit I just laughed at that scene. She's spinning and doing a funny folklore dance with shooting some blood and a long string of bowel everywhere.

Trying to put back intestines to reduce damage is absolutely useless. It's like laughing about a man, putting his hands on a broken faucet and the water still comes spouting out.

Literally what

>man, putting his hands on a broken faucet and the water still comes spouting out
The absolute height of German comedy, right there.

SHAFT was a mistake.

Monogatari is primarily a drama. There are also supernatural monsters the beat the shit out of people, usually the MC.

del
Germanen don't need humor.

Ha, It is funny because he is bad inefficient worker

Seriously, Germany was a mistake.

>Monogatari is primarily a
stopped reading there

This is an intelligent rebuttal that adequately addresses the logic of the original post, and you don't seem at all upset that he's mocking something you have an emotional attachment to.

Shieet dawg. Stereogatari a drama n stuff. They be nasty-ass monsters too. You dig bruh? Them monsters go ham on niggas too. This ain't no moeshit.

Americans will never understand Monogatari because they are too entranced by narrative structures.

Wait, someone being too dumb to fix something that's broken and inadverently making everything worse is not hilarious to you?
No wonder you people elected Trump.

Well, there is an awful lot of us in the USA, but I don't think we can take all the credit for Trump.

>No wonder you people elected Trump

>germans being subhuman, autistic sociopaths

Wow what a surprise

>Americans will never understand Monogatari because it is pretentious shit with no substance
Really makes you think.

Thinking that's hilarious would be a reason to elect Trump, though.

Who are you quoting?

germans are fine. German weebs are bottom of the barrel trash thought, just like any weebs.

The person I quoted, you bloody eejit. Are you blind?

>Be non-German.
>Also watch Kizumonogatari (only parts 1 & 2 tho).
>Also laugh when Araragi tries to do something that sane people would realize wouldn't work.

Who are you quoting?

Me, Myself, and I.

What do you expect from the land that gave birth to Hitler.

I wouldn't expect it to be Germany, for a start.

>watch Elfenlied
>had a good laugh
>take a look at the tags
>action, horror, psychological and drama
>no comedy
Regt wirklich die grauen Zellen an.

Someone to finally rise up, take back the reigns, and make Germany great again.

instead they picked merkel

4 times in a row
Really makes you think

>be in theater
>watching movie
>person in front of me wont get off their phone
>people around me keep fucking talking loudly
>guy right behind me keeps laughing at every fucking thing even when its not even funny at all.
>mfw

>Be American
>Haven't seen part 3 let alone have it confirmed for my country

Feels bad man.

>watch kizu in theater
>a big stupid farce is playing out in front of me
>the rest of the audience doesnt seem to know
>have to hold my laughter so i dont ruin the experience for others
>hope nobody sees me silently giggling as araragi tries to be edgy and just looks like a retard

Utterly disgusting. How is that Araragi has the guts to do that?

>you people elected Trump
nah senpai the system did, learn 2 read popular votes

hows that approval rating though?

Fuck, Kamiya nailed this scene so hard. Araragi is such a perfect role for him.

How the fuck does she revive from that? Also, does Araragi actually fight in Kizu or does he just get shit on like in every other "fight scene" in the series?

30%

Kizu contains the brief moment in time where Araragi was the strongest being in the world. He won his fights.

You should already know the method he used to heal Hanekawa.

So far from the first two movies I've seen Kizu seems to be the worst monogatari part yet. Is the novel any better?

HAAAAALELUJAH!

The novel's better but Kizu is very different from the rest of monogatari, it's a fairly straightforward high school battle action series, rather than WORDSWORDSWORDS like the rest of it. Not to say that the novel isn't WORDSWORDSWORDS but it's toned down a lot to the later stuff and there's a lot more focus on action.

>using the wrong joke
>streaming
Standard catfag thread contribution.

google akiba pass

Felt really good to watch all 3 in one sitting.
Did you watch the WW2 one? It was amazng

Not OP but I was there, constant teary eyes during the last 60mins or so, what a ride.