You are now the kohai girl in a school harem animu

How do you make Senpai notice you?

short skirt, tight shirt, striped pantsu, cook bento for senpai and walk home together

hang myself outside his window

Not killing your Senpai is a good first step.

stick my dick in him

be a tsundere bimbo and smash my tits into his face

big tiddies

Bite into a piece of toast and run facefirst into him on his way to class.

Steal the main girl away from him.
Then when he notices me, tell him to fuck off. Afterwards I'll steal the rest of the girls and complete my yuri harem.

Seduce generic loli in love with MC
Confess with loli to senpai
No man can resist two girls offering him their love

Push him down and have my way with one. One the deal is sealed he's stuck with me.

Offer to have SEX.

Handcuffs.

Seduce the main girl that will, by the narrative, end up winning the MCbowl instead of me.

Then when she's conflicted about whether to go full yuri with me of full het with senpai, I suggest that all three of us be together, that way everyone's happy.

Then I steal senpai's first time out from under her, get pregnant with his child first, and become the legal wife.

1.-Dye hair blonde
2.-Be tsundere
3.-???
4.-Proffit

Sakura already has Senpai's attention, she just never seals the deal because circumstances. All the conditions are there and so overwhelming that only the conventions of the story could keep it from happening.

Look at poor Prisma Miyu!Sakura. She has him wrapped around her finger.

Be around him more than anyone else. Don't alter my appearance in any way to stand out from any of the other girls. Be completely generic, cliche, and a bit tsundere at all times. Easy victory.

don't forget the twintails

>tsundere
>not yandere
it's like you don't want senpai to fear the thought of cheating on you

Has a kouhai ever won in a series with other legit love interests?

By ignoring him and act all high and mighty.

Challenge all the other girls in his harem to a game of death.

Guaranteed to lose to the first alien catgirl that falls on him.

Saving him from being killed is even better.

So you kill the alien catgirl about to fall on him, and tell him you saved him from certain death. Two birds with one stone.

According to pic related, getting raped all your childhood and teenage years by your brother and your grandfather, who is a living sea of dick shaped worms, is a very effective method.
Big price to pay, but senpai is worth it.

NTR duh. They always notice that.

ntr him with the main heroine

>only works in 1/3 of the routes
Not fucking worth it.

I don't.
MC can go get fucked.

Make cookies for him

I dunno, honing your skills as an educated prostitute by pleasing old men for money sure seems the better way to go.

Actually, if you count bad/dead ends, it only works like 1/40 times.

Sakura never charged Zouken. She was a rape victim, not a prostitute.

...

She's doing it wrong though.
THIS is how you do it.

By being best girl and the canon wife

>Hey sempai, you wanna fuck?

What are the chances of them getting their happy ending together, instead or dying a horrible death?

Ask her out on a date. If she says no I rape her.

Both of those statements are false.

That's a very quick way to lose.

but they are correct

Violently threaten any other woman that tries to get close to senpai. Violently assault if they ignore the threat

Review the fashion sense of the other girls in the harem competition. Dress in a manner that is superior to the others, and the most appealing to neckbeards and otakus on Sup Forums. That will make me regarded by the fanbase as the undisputed best girl, and every fan poll will demand I end up with the man. Even if I don't, the backlash and shitposting will be glorious, and my rival's name will be cursed for eternity.

Nasuverse is a multiverse. All routes are canon.

I don't. Fuck senpai. I wanna be a trophy gf/wife and live an easy and comfy life.

Isn't that HF?

You do not understand what it means to be kohai, infidel.

She's actually the host to best girl, worm #487, get your facts straight.

Sue me, bitch. My husband's lawyers will eat you alive.

Nigga whut? Worm #216 is clearly the best.

Ayase is the hottest girl in the show. She's the best choice if he didn't want to fuck his sister.

>Worm #216
>girl
That's the one Zouken uses as his dick when he fucks Sakura.

- Challenge him to a duel.
- Intentionally lose.
- For extra credit bonus points: act hurt, cry, and call him a big meanie.

You want your senpai to notice you?

You have only one choice: become Sword.

You're thinking of #Worm 172 user.

>Intentionally lose.
Nigga what are you doing
You beat the fuck out of him and then train him until he can take you by force!

>not worm #289
You know, the one who proposed to absorb Gil.

tell him I'm getting dicked by old men

So I did some math because I have nothing better to do, and assuming that Shirou has equal odds of picking each choice on the way to Heaven's Feel True end, the odds of Sakura winning her senpai are about 0.0000004% at best.

But #Worm 076 is the one that ensured Sakura snapped and killed Shinji. That worm's a hero.

Rin get out.

The true heroes are worms #1466 #910 and #04, the ones that made Sakura kiss senpai for the first time.

Rin's getting clammed by Luvia though.

The one getting dicked by old man is sakura, Tohsaka is dicked by old blonde hags.

Luvia was already claimed by my dick.

>implying she's into dicks
>implying Luvia's dick isn't bigger than yours

Is this because of Grand Order? I'm off the loop when it comes to Fate in-jokes and shit.

Luvia's dick would be filthy from doing Rin's filthy anus.

>implying a good dicking won't cure her lesbianism
>iimplying i didn't sword battle her for dominance and won
*teleports behind your waifu*

nothing personell, kid.

Become a secret agent / vampire / magical girl, SOMEthing with a secret identity.
He WILL find out eventually, even if it takes 4/5 of the series.

... I'm guessing you're not a math major.

That show was awful.

Sharp blade, Short or no guard, tight hilt wrapping, fancy engraving, mirror polish and fold yourself 1000 times and he might notice you.

>girl
Disgusting. Im kouhai-kun and I want sempai-chan-sempai to notice me.

Nope. But it doesn't take a math major to multiply a 1/2 or 1/3 together a bunch of times based on how many choices there are.

So which one found the dick magic?

Nope, not G/O shit.
HF for Sakura fucking her grandpa, and Prisma for Rin and Luvia's sexual tension.

trip and accidentally suck him off

>Prisma for Rin and Luvia's sexual tension.
Oh, that. Nice to know, thanks user.

Those two desperately need to fuck.

Don't forget UBW epilogue

Isn't that Saber with boobs? or Nero with a blue ribbon?

Reverse image search reveals it is indeed Seibah.

>user was actually a rinxsaber shipper in disguise
Good work, gang!

user inadvertently posted best couple

Rin's pose reminds me of Kirei. She could be a good magus killer if she wasn't so into the Clock Tower.

Dubs of truth.

The Clock Tower should have a Kerry style spec ops team to deal with their enemies. But they won't, because they've their heads too far up their asses.

Well, she fought Caster in a magus killer-esque way, maybe it's not too late for her.

>assuming Shirou can die twice or more
Not a logic major either, I see.

>assuming Shirou can die twice or more
Where the fuck did I say that, faggot?

Holding hands.

...

>Holding hands.
... without consent

Join in his harem
Be the (type)dere
Get taken away by (group) (relation)
???
Profits as he rescue you and your Arc end
Be forgotten after that

suck his dick