/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - A LITTLE TRIP DOWN THE MISSIP' EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
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>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #43 (her name was Kate) 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump/HUDSec "Sleepy" Carson arrive in WPalm Beach FL 12/7/17
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>Pres Trump tours MS Civil Rights Museum 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump speech @opening for Civil Rights Museum 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump departing FL for Jackson MS 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump MAGA Rally @Pensacola FL 12/8/17
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>AF1 Takeoff for Pensacola FL 12/8/17
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>Pres Trump departing DC for Pensacola FL 12/8/17
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence swearing in DHS Sec Nielsen 12/8/17
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>AG Sessions roundtable on drug policy 12/8/17
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>SoS T-Rex presser w/FrenchFM 12/8/17
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>StateDep DepSec Sullivan on counterterrorism in africa 12/8/17
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>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Jewrusalem 12/8/17
youtu.be/wFumFNy7EgY
>TrumpTV: Lara+Madison talk draining the swamp 12/8/17
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>TrumpVid: I kept my promises, others didnt! 12/8/17
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>This week @State 12/8/17
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>Pres Trump hosts Hanukkah Reception 12/7/17
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MAGA

awoooooo~!

rest in peace

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He's probably just fine.

butthurt shill slaves sure are trying tonight.

In 20'17, we took a little trip
Along with Donald Trump down the mighty Mississip'.
We took a little bacon and we took a little memes
And we caught the dang Illegals in a town in New Orleans

We fired our guns and the Beaners kept a-coming
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more, and they began to running,
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

We looked down the river and we see'd the Beaners come
and there musta' been a hundred of 'em beating on their tum'
They chimped so hard and they made their tonks sing
We stood beside our police vans and didn't say a thing.

We fired our guns, and the Beaners kept a-coming
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to running,
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

mad dog mat' said we could take 'em by surprise
If we didn't fire our rifles 'till we look 'em in the eyes.
We held our fire 'til we seen their faces swell
Then we opened up our deport guns and really gave 'em... Well..

We fired our guns, and the Beaners kept a-coming
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to running,
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Well they ran through the wires, and they ran through the fences
And they ran through the slums where a nigger wouldn't go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

We fired our Arty'til the barrel melted down
So we grabbed an welfare-mater and we fought another round.
We filled her head with Arty shells and powdered her behind,
And when we touched the powder off, the taco lost her mind.

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>twitter.com/Breaking911/status/940040956069388290
MORE DEPORTS, there was 20ish in Northern Kentucky today as well on another ICE operation.

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a true american hero

Is /ourguy/ next?

REMEMBER THE FINN AND OTHER MEMEFLAGS ARE ANTIFA SHITPOSTING

No, it's either Anthony Bourdain or Bobby Flay.

Thanks for getting it stuck in my head all week, user

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great song. Here's mine:

Roy Moore keeps on running
Soon elected to the Senate
Singin songs about the Southland
He'll miss Alabamy once again
And It'll be a sin, yes

Well I heard Mister Jones sing about her
Well I heard ole Doug put her down
Well, I hope Doug Jones will remember
A southern man don't need him around anyhow

Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you

In Birmingham they loved Jeff Sessions (boo, boo, boo)
Now we all did what we could do
Now "muh Russia" does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth

Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Here I come Alabama

Now Mitch McConnell got his Swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two
Lord they piss me off so much
They motivate me when I'm feeling blue
Now how about you?

Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you

a true cuck

its rachel ray

>December 12: Roy Moore election
>December 14: Net Neutrality vote
>December 16: Welfare apocalypse

>SPACE DIRECTIVE

5 minutes on defrost

Uh, CBTS is in prophecy guys.
It's the next in the plagues of TRUTH
The ancients foretold this thousands of years ago.
Look here.

AWOO HARDER

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It's nice to see, but ICE will never be able to deport them all. There are millions of them, and ICE just doesn't have the manpower, or ability to work through the courts and paperwork.

>911
oh boy it's happening

I'm warming up to fat Taylor.

>*DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR*

>*MONDAY, DECEMBER 11, 2017*

>11:00AM THE PRESIDENT receives his daily intelligence briefing

>12:30PM THE PRESIDENT has lunch with Vice President Mike Pence and Secretary of Agriculture Sonny Perdue

>1:30PM* *THE PRESIDENT participates in a presentation of the Friends of Zion award with Faith Leaders

>2:00PM THE PRESIDENT meets with Congressman Bill Shuster

>3:00PM THE PRESIDENT participates in a signing ceremony for Space Policy Directive 1

>3:45PM THE PRESIDENT participates in a swearing-in Ceremony for Jamie McCourt as the U.S. Ambassador to France and the U.S. Ambassador to Monaco


>2:00PM Press Briefing with Press Secretary Sarah Sanders*

>giada with the olive oil.
>oops she spilled it all over herself.

These are my space waifus.

>will trade racists for rapists
>Franken resigns
Such irony.

Whenever I see shillposts, I always remember this is who is posting them, and then I laugh.

The celeb chef is obviously a close friend of Bourdain. Flay and Bourdain are both in NYC, but they don't seem like they'd even hang around in the same crowd. But that's prolly the best guess.

>mfw it's Barefoot Contessa

Removing illegals doesn't just involve deportations, user.

She will name the babby Trump

MORNING
>Trump tweets: "Things are going really well for our economy, a subject the Fake News spends as little time as possible discussing! Stock Market hit another RECORD HIGH, unemployment is now at a 17 year low and companies are coming back into the USA. Really good news, and much more to come!"
>"Getting closer and closer on the Tax Cut Bill. Shaping up even better than projected. House and Senate working very hard and smart. End result will be not only important, but SPECIAL!"
>California governor calls wildfire damage ‘the new normal’
>(((Polls))) for Alabama Senate race get fixed two days before election
>Jones is attempting to get blacks to vote for him
AFTERNOON
>Trump tweets: "Very little discussion of all the purposely false and defamatory stories put out this week by the Fake News Media. They are out of control - correct reporting means nothing to them. Major lies written, then forced to be withdrawn after they are exposed...a stain on America!"
>Collins: "Not sure if I will support tax reform plan"
EVENING
>"""Report""" claims FBI told Sessions he didn't need to disclose foreign contacts for clearance
>Haley on Trump accusers: 'We should all be willing to listen to them'

>mfw it's Barefoot Contessa
Who the hell was her fake Jew husband anyways?
I've always wondered

>2:00PM THE PRESIDENT meets with Congressman Bill Shuster

What's this about?

>twitter.com/Breaking911/status/939936516666744833
Once the wall is up, all of them will be tossed back.

truth. thic tay is my spirit animal.

Thanks Hope.
Hope Mueller went easy on you

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Thanks Hope

They're even the right color!

Why the talk of celebrity chefs?

Are we just posting celebrity chefs now or what

Is Anthony Bourdain getting fucked?

M8 they have already deported like 200k on just their normal workload. Imagine if there were more concentrated efforts. In eight years, we will be rid of them for sure.

Very nice.

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>December 16: Welfare apocalypse
can anyone tell me what this means?

>Jeffrey

No idea. It's like he doesn't even live with her and just visits on occasion or some shit.

MAGA

If ICE just started sweeping California Illegal Alien marches, they'd get around 5 million deported in a month

thanks nntnn

welfarecutscountdown.com/

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AWOO

>faggot on Fox trying to shill little Benji as the voice of young Conservatives

>>Haley on Trump accusers: 'We should all be willing to listen to them'
Nikki Haley is a cunt.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Mother Merkel gave to me:

Twelve Million Migrants
Eleven Suicide Bombings
Ten Gays a Leaping
Nine Women Screaming
Eight Nogs a Shooting
Seven Somalis a Looting
Six Syrians a Raping
Five severed heads
Four acid vials
Three Letter bombs
Two Bags of Bullets
AND A TRUCK COMING AT FULL SPEED

Thanks NNTNN.

How many warhammer 40k + touhou images have autists made?

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yeah, it's like she's a lesbo muff diver and he's a closeted pedo
Strangest marriage ever

>manpower and immigration judges
Both of those are set to get MUCH faster when we get a budget passed.

Remember, we don't follow fascists in the US.

>mouretsu pirates
That was a comfy anime

President Trump Pensacola Rally FULL SPEECH
hooktube.com/watch?v=ZCBtgAwUPI4

As long as it's not Alton Brown or Paula "niggers use the side door" Deen.

I WANT IT TO BE TOMORROW ALREADY

Some, apparently

If you really want to piss off leftists, bring up the leftists with rape allegations against them like Al Franken and say "They should have took our president's advice and waited for them to LET YOU DO IT"

Things just aren't working out.

Thank you Merkel

I wish it would be Tuesday nigh already
I have low blood pressure and need the salt in my diet

Both are among the oldest running things on Sup Forums, so billions and billions.

H-hey guise... Trump didn't happen to step down, did he? I-Is Moore still in the race for the senate? Plz n-no bully

Well, this is relatively new.

He will be in prison.

Cherrish the NOW, user

No way it's Brown. I think he lives in like Georgia or something and he fucking hates Bourdain.

Another thing to point out is why they automatically believe he even did all those things if they think he's as much of a liar as they say he is.

KILL THE BANKS

What's with the talk of celeb chefs?

Remember, leftists get the bullet first

Not yet, Trump isn't stepping down because Mueller is still squeezing him for the smoking gun that will prove he let Putin's girlfriend win Miss Universe. After Jared flipped it was just a matter of time.

pretty accurate

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I'm not really a sports fan and I've never watched any combat sport except this one match and it's infinitely gratifying and entertaining

>Posting Spacefus
>Not posting Sunriders

A famous chef will be accused of sexual misconduct tomorrow, according to a reporter on Twitter. Most ppl seem to think it's gonna be Bobby Flay.

Needed more pirate milfs

Next #metoo drop is supposed to be a big name chef tomorrow

Sexual charges to some famous chef soon

Some twittershit is claiming a celebrity chef is the next to be acussed of sexual misconduct.

youtu.be/_ufLm4SO9L8

I kinda want it to be F L A V O R T O W N. Would lead to some fun shitposting.

I know who I'm betting on.

Why; what did he ever do to you

thanks