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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - "It's 2AM; Why Are You Still Here?" EDITION
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Is there any compilation of election night threads?
>Is there any compilation of election night threads?
Is there any compilation of election night threads?
>Is there any compilation of election night threads?
Is there any compilation of election night threads?
>Is there any compilation of election night threads?
Is there any compilation of election night threads?
it's OUR TIME
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
AWOOO~
AWOOOOOOO
What's weird is that Joe himself still hasn't blocked me. Just his intern and brother.
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Interesting.
drumpf drumpf drumpf drumpf drumpf drumpf DRUUUUUUUUMPF
YOUR FUCKING TREES JUST SET CALIFORNIA ON FIRE AGAIN
I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES
Is that intern even still alive?
Where can I find the same American flag pin Donald Trump wears? I have been searching Amazon and ebay but haven't found it.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA
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Another intern for the statue. Lincoln hungers.
i'm sure mika dresses up like a murdered intern when they are in bed. it's the only way joe can get hard.
Eucalyptus: The Hundred-Year Shitpost
I don't know, user. I tried to warn her, but she didn't take too kindly to it.
What do you want for Christmas /ptg/ anons?
based kikes setting commiefornia on fire
I love the sight of that hellscape. So comfy.
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WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SELL CALIFORNIA THE MOST FLAMMABLE TREES IN THE WORLD
WHAT KIND OF COUNTRY HAS TREES THAT FUCKING PRODUCE GASOLINE ANYWAY
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i have a christmas gift for all of you :)
Some user gave you what they had and it wasn't good enough.
Did you know there's a whole archive of Sup Forums threads? And you can search by date??
gf?
A resurgence of good ol’ Uncle Sam. Alternatively, to die on Mars.
do you think she is a (((jogger))) like lori was?
That dress she's wearing looks like some sort of video game texture glitch
Mon dieu. How did that involve Australia again? I saw something about that earlier, but I didn't examine it too closely.
thic tay gf. or maybe just more pics
Swamper indictments. If that's not possible then some nice cigars, I guess.
>this is Australian banter
lel
>Some user gave you what they had and it wasn't good enough.
I din't ask "can you make a collage of a google search?" i asked for a curated list of election night threads.
If you don't have the answer to my question, you can shut the fuck up back to /r/Sup Forums
Wow ive never seen such impressive footage.
American citizenship
Thanks for giving California the Eucalyptus trees.
I like to imagine this is Governor Dingbat himself posting via speech to text, and he's just fucking deluging his monitor in flecks of spit from yelling so much.
A PC that isn't a shitbox
ugh, it looks like she is wearing black but its all torn and frayed revealing her saggy body beneath
A AWOO
it's going to be a wonderful xmas user
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Bruh. You don't want to come here. If I could move to your 90%+ country I would. I hate living in a multicult nightmare.
All I remember is that she was into fashion. Probably wearing her brain on the outside now. Poor girl.
>1920's
>Aussie cunts convince California to buy a fuck ton of Eucalyptus trees
>100 years pass
>Eucalyptus now fucking mature and everywhere
>Eucalyptus trees reproduce via fucking forest fires and are thus insanely flammable
>California burns down every fucking 3 months now
The Eucalyptus trees that California got from Australia
Takes nearly a century to grow and is highly flammable.
There's some on the official White House store
Impressive nearly century old trolling
What's her name again?
Nothing. I have all i need. I'll wish a thing for you user
YOU AUSSIE MOTHERFUCKERS
THE FUCKING TREES REPRODUCE VIA FOREST FIRES
THEY HAVE GASOLINE AS SAP
THEIR TRUNKS ACTIVELY SPREAD FLAME
THEIR LEAVES SHOOT SPARKS
EVERY TIME THEY BURN, TWICE AS MANY GROW
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SELL A STATE THESE FUCKING TREES
FUUUUUUCK
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Sexy Mama
ANGULAH
I just noticed Lori's death date is the same as my dad's birthdate.
The shitpost heard round the world
>WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SELL CALIFORNIA THE MOST FLAMMABLE TREES IN THE WORLD
A 100 year long shitpost, obviously.
>WHAT KIND OF COUNTRY HAS TREES THAT FUCKING PRODUCE GASOLINE ANYWAY
A country where every living being is designed to murder humans in the most painful way possible.
Holy fug. Friendship ended with Japan, now Straya is our greatest ally.
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Try 70%
ANUGALAAAA
Then curate it yourself. When you REQUEST shit, at 2am no less, feel lucky to get any (You)s at all. It simply might not exist to your specifications, sometimes you need to take the initiative.
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Get the fuck out of here. 70% in New Zealand? You've just made me so sad, user.
WHY CAN'T WHITE PEOPLE HAVE ANYTHING TO OURSELVES?
>shitpost that take 100 years to mature
God damn and I thought Trump's 25 year shitpost of John Miller was impressive. Aussies win again I suppose.
>Why would you sell them
More like why would you buy them
I wish to perform various sex acts on Awoo
Because the Jews just hate us that much.
THEY SAID IT WOULD BE CHEAP LUMBER
YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY CALIFORNIANS LOST MONEY BUYING THESE FUCKING THINGS
AND ON TOP OF THAT, THEY BURN THE WHOLE FUCKING STATE DOWN
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Don't forget the part where they were planted in a state infamous for being arid as fuck and also the part where commiefornia banned controlled burns.
HOLY SHIT!!! "BARON TRUMP'S MARVELOUS UNDERGROUND JOURNEY" IS REAL!!!
I got banned for saying something similar
These larping fucks have gone completely fucking insane.
Slow and steady brothers
>they planted the trees in Israel too
What did the Australian mean by this?
Don't the branches fall off at random as well? Thought that's part of the whole "drop bear" thing the aussies have as well.
A girlfriend
Emus have secured their shitpost mastery, literally no other country can compete
From the bottom of our hearts, America thanks them for their service
Very kind
>The GAP
>mods are just doing their job, stop flooding us with report--
LARPing should get the death penalty
They fucking reproduce via forest fire; they actively try to set shit on fire.
Fucking Australia; the trees are fucking arsonists.
Why do leftists say pee-pee tape? why can't they just say pee tape or piss tape?
cash to catch up on bills
Can someone please tweet this to Sarah Sanders and tell her we love her.
>WHAT KIND OF COUNTRY HAS TREES THAT FUCKING PRODUCE GASOLINE ANYWAY
JUST WALK AWAY. Give me your shrubs, the leaves, the trees, and the whole forest, and I'll spare your lives.
>cheap lumber
Yeah, great idea there. Import Napalm: The Tree. To a state that has constant water problems even after it steals half the water table of the surrounding fifteen states. And then ban controlled burns.
I'm surprised half your state didn't go up in flame sooner.
a mommy gf and some scream factory blu rays
LA burned to the ground with all the beaners and Jews inside.
They are intellectually and emotionally children
What is the official cryptocurrency of /ptg/?
what? how does a tree actively try to ignite?
More liberal salt.
And a loli gf.
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