The most cucked country in the world the United Kingdom of Britain!

The most cucked country in the world the United Kingdom of Britain!

Your national dish is chicken tikka masala.

You accepted poo meals to represent your country!

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It's delicious though.

The american national dish?
Hamburgers? - foreign
Pizza? - foreign
High fructos corn syrup? - corn is foreign
Nuggers maybe

I'm inclined to think this is all the same faggot.

>corn is foreign

to you maybe retard, corn is a new world plant.

I wonder if the Indian workers on those restaurants wash their hands after they defecate.

>national dish of NZ
>sheep dick
>or human flesh if you're a maori

>first domesticated by indigenous peoples in southern Mexico[1] about 10,000 years ago.

Oh, thats right you include Mexico because you're a fucking mutt.

No rebuttal.

It was invented here, but honestly I would say a Sunday roast would be our national dish.

Lmao you nigger, corn is a US native crop

I don't understand why brits act like they have no food culture.
I read The Hobbit in middle school many years ago, and those scenes with food imagery and descriptions were the best parts. I looked it up and realized that the food that the Hobbits eat is actually English rural comfort food.
For fuck's sakes, british people need to reconnect with that side of their culture and stop looking up to pajeets for food approval.

Sheep dick and human flesh

Read a fucking book nigger

chicken tikka was invented by brits for brits

indians are literally too poor to afford the ingredients or use spice in a pleasing or appropriate manner


the only thing indian about the dish is that it's where the british found some of the spices used in it

>United Kingdom of Britain

Wrong

This

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Do I need to buy Fenugreek to make it properly? What herbs do restaurants use?

that meme infuriates me, nothing better than a shepherd's pie.

A pie with a real crust. I guess you could have pastry AND mashed potatoes. Really hard to get proper suet here in the U.S. I usually use butter but sometimes tallow for a crispy effect.

Is it any good though?

Have you actually eaten authentic british food though?

Its fucking disgusting, bland and flavourless.
Much rather have a poo meal than some classic brittish cuisine (fish and fucking chips)

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>Hamburgers? - foreign
Hamburg steak originated in Germany but placing it on buns, and then its subsequent proliferation, is American.
>Pizza? - foreign
American pizza is different from Italian pizza, especially the New York and Chicago varieties that are hotly debated. Many Italian purists would tell you it's "not real pizza," but only one of those two countries made it a world-wide phenomenon.
>High fructos corn syrup? - corn is foreign
Corn isn't foreign, but oh well. This is just a meme suggestion anyway.
>Nuggers maybe
Sure

Actual contenders that are American-born:
>Gravy and biscuits
>Barbecue
>corn bread
>texmex
>crawfish boils
Obviously 1) I'm from the south so I have more knowledge of our foods, 2) I didn't bother listing many others because these were the first I came up with, and 3) you're just ignorant of American culture.

I'd rather Dixie secede anyway (not as a confederacy but as a partially libertarian society) but I still feel implicated when people talk about America.

I believe I have

yes

authetic indian food is dangerous and tastes bad tho

No, bad kiwi.
While the meat type was invented in Hamberg, it was America that made it a sandwich first.
Pizza is hardly our national food, but we do love it.
Corn is native and we invented the vast majority of uses for it.
Chicken nuggets are the result of a college science experiment.

Tikka masala, although it’s a curry, was first made in Britain.

>sandwich
Placing meat between two pieces of bread was invented by a bong, Lord Sandwich

Chicken Tikka Masala is fucking wonderful.

Mac and cheese? its all i hear about from my American friends.

the pizza argument is so weak now i just want to kill myself

it's BBQ, you kiwi faggot fuck.

Chicago pizza isn't pizza, it's a cheese pie.
Anything else is a knockoff of the original.

The rest of your list predate america by centuries.

god damn that makes my dick diamonds. I love sloppy, savory brit food. Fish and Chips is so god damned good. I envy Brits not only because British cuisine is so tasty and /comfy/, but because they also have kebab.

What did you eat and what was your opinion on it?

tikka masala is delicious though

English breakfast is the best breakfast though. Eggs, beans, toast, bacon, sausage, mmm.

>No seasoning

Typical Brit cuisine problem. The funniest thing is something disgusting and bland tasting, like a full english is made 100x better with a bit of salt and pepper but yet us bongs reel at the thought of it.
"NAH SENPAI I'DE RATHER HAVE IT BLAND"

Only anglosphere countries have such epic breakfasts.

>not fish and chips

Oh, I found one.

Cornish pasty.

It had no flavour, just meat in bread.

pulled pork bbq and pot roast, for sure.

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But not that specific meat. Anything between bread is a sandwich. Only hamburger meat between bread is a hamburger.

It's nice though, and it was invented in Scotland.
And the United Kingdom of Britain isn't a country.
2/10 poor bait.

actually looks good in the prepared pic, might try it if they actually made it that good

Ok I forgot about glorious pasties. They're something woven from the gods themselves.
But also are heavily seasoned, or should be. Mostly with pepper.

The main problem is that most Brits don't season or under season, leaving the food BORING AND TASTELESS.

Take a look at that roast beef. Over cooked, no seasoning, nothing.
This is normal for england.

you put it on afterwards, to your own taste. pleb

hnnnnng

americans move videos of black meat

Cornish pasty isn't bread, you mong.
It's also meant to be food for the workers in the mine. They ate the pie, used the crusty bit as was to hold the tasty bit & then chucked that as it would be dirty. You pleb. It's hardly fine dining, is it? It's like having a burger.

That was only sold in KFC's toxic testing ground in the Philippines. If the pinoys respond well, it comes to America.

But then I guess that would make it a pinoy invention.

Also, there's fucking pineapple on that shit. Wtf.

Just no.

If you're going out somewhere and you're paying someone else to fucking cook and prepare your food they should season it. Its their job.

If you're cooking something at home you season as you go along and taste, frequently.

I bet you still survive off pot noodles your mum buys from iceland you brainlet mongoloid.

It's like a hard as a rock burger.

UK has been browned. London has been taken over by Muslims and all the satellite burbs are filled with Indians and Africans. The birth rates alone will make white people the minority by 2050.

What's the point of conquering 1/4 f the planet if you can't eat the best food?

Traditional British cuisine consists of leeks, turnips, 'corn' (grains used for gruel) and boiled leaves (boiled to hell to avoid getting sick from the human fertilizer used). The only good part was beer which had no hops.

Oh yeah, I guess we have that. I never really cared for it, personally. Good mac and cheese is good of course, though, but not the ubiquitous boxed stuff.

Are you really saying that pic related is the same as a margherita pizza?

Then cheese pie is American, you arguing literal semantics and arguing against the natural processes of how regional dishes come about is retarded.

And are you seriously saying that because the colonialists created the dishes instead of people after the formation of America occured that they aren't valid? You know that would make half of Europe have no regional dishes too, right? Stop talking about stuff you neither understand nor are willing to understand.

>Burgers
>Foreign
The concept of putting grilled or fried meat on a bun was American, and more importantly the hot sandwich has become the quintessential American food over the last century. Every region, every major city has it's own specialty, from the Cali to the Carolina, the Slider to the Swiss and Mushroom, the PoBoy to the Pork Tenderloin to the Philly Cheesesteak to the Patty Melt, and everything in between

At least your national food isn't fucking disgusting

You don't understand you uncultured heathen. let me explain, I personally do not like salt too much, so i prefer to only salt it a little, my brother on the otherhand puts so much salt on his it makes my face cave in, if he put salt on my meal for me as if it was he, he would of ruined it. also its just polite. And stand up straight when you talk to your betters.

Man it's like they ate like north Koreans before invading other countries.

I love the south
Texas bro here confirming the food

Oi mate chicken tikka is 100% English dish it was made in England you fucknugget cunt there is no cucking at all in the UK its not true. Alright mate? We don't cuck here and Tikka is English you prick.

The cheeseburger was invented in the states. The Germans never thought to put cheese on a burger

Oh. Vegetable oil and milk? Famously used because of its superior melting ability and affordability?

I like chicken korma better, that should be our national dish instead

I put Lo Salt on my food. Because potassium.
I never see the need to smother my salad or vegetables either. Never saw the appeal of salad dressing.

Whaaa? I use to eat it all the time at Indian and Pakistani restaurant's

Fenugreek literally causes manboobs from massive estrogen doses.

Sorry that you're too much of a manlet that you can't handle a little bit of salt to enhance the flavours on your plate.
What are you, six?

What I have previously mentioned is standard procedure in dining. I have been in the industry for years, people like you are the people that get their food spat on and laughed at in the kitchen.
People like you get their food dropped on the floor and then put back onto the plate again.

Most of Europe was pretty tasteless prior to the Crusades. UK especially so because nothing tasty grows there. Being able to buy an orange in the 70s was a fucking revolution

Not an "Indian dish"...it's got nothing to do with India. Purely an English invention.

They stoles the idea, the filthy Pajeets & Mo's.

Fuck off. Butter chicken is the shit

This also.

Is anglo food /ourfood/?

Interesting if true.

Next you're going to claim brown sauce isn't English because it often has tomatoes in it

What is this?

>vegemite
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>this food triggers the non-american

Tooth rot

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hallelujah

>Aunt Bessie Yorkshires

Fucking disgusting, just make them yourself, animal

That should be on Pornhub

>is too stupid to know that jus like most Indian food eaten in Britain it is not authentic, it was invented by Scots

>he doesn't know about toffee
non-white detected.

How did I forget about buffalo wings? My gf (who even happens to be Mexican, showing how far-flung US foods are) loves them.

I imagine New Zealand poop comes out like roe from a fish

But that's butter fudge, m8.

>Your national dish is chicken tikka masala.

It isn't. Fairly sure the BBC just decided that one day.

looks like vanilla food, could be dairy fudge but its abit dark. Our Confectionery and Dentistry industries work closely together.

Sounds like you ate it without cooking it.

fudge