/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NOT ALL PIPE BOMBS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
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>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #43 (her name was Kate) 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump/HUDSec "Sleepy" Carson arrive in WPalm Beach FL 12/7/17
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>Pres Trump tours MS Civil Rights Museum 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump speech @opening for Civil Rights Museum 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump departing FL for Jackson MS 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump MAGA Rally @Pensacola FL 12/8/17
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>AF1 Takeoff for Pensacola FL 12/8/17
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>Pres Trump departing DC for Pensacola FL 12/8/17
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence swearing in DHS Sec Nielsen 12/8/17
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>AG Sessions roundtable on drug policy 12/8/17
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>SoS T-Rex presser w/FrenchFM 12/8/17
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>StateDep DepSec Sullivan on counterterrorism in africa 12/8/17
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>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Jewrusalem 12/8/17
youtu.be/wFumFNy7EgY
>TrumpTV: Lara+Madison talk draining the swamp 12/8/17
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>TrumpVid: I kept my promises, others didnt! 12/8/17
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>This week @State 12/8/17
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>Pres Trump hosts Hanukkah Reception 12/7/17
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NEW TWEET

CHANCE OF RECOVERY = 0.00%

Ummmm no sweetie. Look what CNN and MSNBC have been covering.

If you don't like anime, you aren't a real Trump supporter.

Trumps tweets have become passe

TURN IN YOUR DURKAS

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Exactly

AWOOOOOO

What's the next step in their master plan?

GET READY FOR THE ANALLY RAVAGED KIKENWALD RESPONSES

Kill yourself. Nobody agrees with you. Also, it’s passé.*

Reminder that Kek foretold this

Um no sweetie, you can't call black people stupid. That's literally raciss you giant oranged faced cheeto

Aha! He wasn't a migrant, just the son of a migrant! DRUMPF B-B-B-BTFO!

#NOT ALL PIPE EXPLOSIVES

>It was the damn TREES man. Exploding Australian trees! They're everwhere!

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In other news... California fire spreads

I'm not sure what I'm even looking at

Allahu Akbar!

>Brooklyn man

Lol. Yeah. He’s totally a New Yorker. /s

lol why hasn't he tweeted anything about the bomb americucks

>done lemon
top bantz, fren

This man's future home, if not Guantanamo ...

I agree with myself. Get that fag language shit off my screen. We get it Trump you can't handle fake news move on already.

How fucking pathetic, he blew up a pipe bomb strapped to him and was only INJURED HAHAHAHA

isn't that frank's pyramid pic

>hate America because Drumf
>go to Europe
>be hated because you’re American
>find out that your views are considered poisonous and dangerously right wing compared to Euro standards
>leave Europe for Mexico
>get robbed and killed

Looks like the space pyramid from Stargate.

#Pray4Ellen

I am glad to see that Dems are fully embracing Trudeau's Theorem

>Evil Aussie trees
Is there ANYTHING in Australia that ISN'T out to kill us?

>Allahu Akbark

>Video of bomb going off
>alleged
>Women accuse you of stuff you did 40 years ago
>confirmed

Even the terrorists are becoming soyboys.
>The Chad Osama va the virgin ISIS

There's a livestream of her house burning down? Nice.

So is the house of Oprah Winfrey, Trump Curse is real.

BTFO

If he didn't CNN will definitely "correct" that tweet and unintentionally blast it everywhere for people to see

And he'll only get 2 years max unless they just deport him. Meanwhile, a man gets 15 years for trying to feed a mosque bacon.

The people. They gave all their guns away.

hello /ptg/.
fyi.
SSB (which in English is apparently "Statistics Norway") has released a very significant report regarding immigration in Norway.
generally speaking, it finds that immigrants commit considerably more crime than Norwegians.
and "Norwegians" with migrant parents are considerably worse than actual migrants.
not very shocking, but there you have it.
I can post some specifics if anyone is interested.

>152849346
>a MUSLIM
>a M U S L I M
>a M O O S L E M
>a M U S S U L M A N
not trying to stoke fear and invoke confirmation bias there or anything, huh, Breaking911

>Muzzies attack US
>Thus reducing the amount of empathy we have to Muzzies
>and the religious war becomes a little bit closer

Post your face when

>UNINTENTIONALLY
>EXPLODED
well fuck me i hope no one was hurt in the accident

>fail a terrorist attack
>a bunch of childless single anime posters mock you

Isn't that even worse, because it would indicate he failed to be integrated into mainstream American culture?

MOTIVES
EXTREMELY
UNCLEAR

It’s okay, he’s quarter octaroon

>Israel is full of WWII oven dodgers
>Build a wall around Israel
>Fill it full of Australian eucalyptus trees
It will be the great ovening of the 21 century. Israel is an Australian-fueled kiln.

>They gave all their guns away.
Not all of them. They killed their own national hero rather than let him keep his guns.

Dumb Lemon

Don Lemon and Anderson Cooper would make a great matchup.
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> implying you want to blind yourself

Notice how 3rd world country they end up in after Europe is almost NEVER in Africa or the Mid East? Even the most brainwashed lefties subconsciously avoid those Muslim and nig-infested shitholes.

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Exactly. It means that even second-generation migrants relate more to terrorists than their host country. It also means that people like Merkel are just making life hell for future generations of Europeans.

RIP in peace, Bayou Billy.

Same job seeking user from last thread. Any other suggestions besides compsci/machine learning and engineering/aerospace?

Being a detractor of le fake news implies more influence then they actually have.

Press conference now

Did the mayor give the terrorist a gift card?

On now.

>they turned Israel into a giant oven
Oh holy shit

Of course. In a sense communists are even more racist than I am but instead of being open about they're duplicitous AF.

Pretty sure they're both bottoms. That would make them incompatible, woudln't it? Can any fags confirm this?

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One day closer to the rope kek

Depends how much training time/money you're willing to eat.

so no one died?

How did I not know that he's a fag?

WILL DE BLASIO CUOMO MENTION TRUMP?

PRAISE

CNN releases photo of subject!!

This wouldn't have happened if Drumpf hadn't insulted all those peaceful Muslims

Go to the closest subdivision and start asking for lawns to mow. Look at all the small time(successful) landscape contractors there are. Now fuck off and get to work.

WE

I'm going to be a stay at home dad for 5-7 years

Brings
>I'LL FUKN GLASS YA CUNT!
to a whole new level.

>yfw Trumps decision on Jerusalem is what kicks it off

Don't do engineering/aerospace. Outside of software engineering there's a massive surplus of people with engineering degrees. With regards to compsci there's also a push towards AI, so if you focus on that there could be good prospects later on.

Finance/economics/accounting/business is good if and only if you can get into a good college, get good marks, and network reasonably well to get good internships.

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Mayor is giving terrorist oversized novelty key to the city

No fatalities.

>"If you lose elections, you win"

No

I don't know, man. He's pretty gay. Like super gay.

A fate worse than death

Nope premature explosion. Why do you think they look so mad in that image The operation didn't go as planned.

Well you really can't blame the guy for fucking up. It's not like you can PRACTICE a suicide attack, you know?

youtube.com/watch?v=aRcvZtzN9B4

These guys seem ok.

Thankfully not, based on reports so far. How a pipe bomb on his person didn't even kill him is an absolute mystery.

Get swole. Forge your child in iron.

Illegal immigrants fucked that market to hell

>sweating my balls off in the sun
Gas yourself

My real question was it always this way or was history retroactively changed with meme magic?

kek

Hit me until with the most brutal case of it.

What would a successful terrorist attack by an actual Muslim, the day before an important but controversial senate primary, achieve for a Democrat politician?