You wake up as Shinji in episode one. You remember the show. What do you do?

You wake up as Shinji in episode one. You remember the show. What do you do?

Get in the robot.

Get in the fucking robot.

Fuck Asuka, Fuck Rei, Fuck Misato. Wait for the tang.

Run away.

I would keep shooting myself if im in a loop because those people doesn't deserve a good life.

jump in front of a train

>not fucking Kaworu
what are you, a fag?

Hug my dad.

Not almost die in the first battle.
Hold her hand as she wakes up in the hospital.
Jeopardize the entire endeavor by dating the other pilot.

I get in the goddamn robot and bust heads like a boss till asuka and rei are creaming their pantsu over my consummate manliness, at which point I invite both of them to a threesome that I don't even take my pants off for while directing them tot do successively lewder things to one another and repeating this process as well as inviting them out on dates and having them hold hands with each other etc... until they become a couple. Then I do things with/to/inside of/while he's inside/etc... Kaowru that would be inappropriate to describe on a christian image board.

Nothing.
And here's the justification. That amount of suffering and stress would completely destroy anyone who wasn't mad in the first place. Also, there's all the mental and astral stuff, things that are like a living nightmare and don't even have a name or a description.
And what was Shinji's reward for surviving all that anyway? They have nothing to eat, no place to go, not even wood to make a campfire.

Since I know my autistic dad and his jew masters are going to end he world and there's nothing I can do about it, I would just get in the damn robot and try to be kind to all the mentally damaged people around me. Actually knowing what type of shit has caused them to slip makes it so much easier than IRL.

Marry the best girl.

join the light music club with rei and asuka and aim to play neo-budokan

This. Fuck going through all that shit.

Spend more time with my dad

I'd fucking kill myself cuz fuck all that nonsense
Shinji had a hard life

Sleep and wake up in a better mecha show.

>and for some reason that user just chose to sleep forever, which is like death, but worse probably.

Kill every single girl I meet apart from Suzuhara.

Honestly? I'd probably kill myself. Shinji had a hard life and didn't deserve the bullshit he went through.

>Man the fuck up
>Ask for Ritsuko to make a simulator based on the previous angel batlles.
>Train the hell in and out of that simulator.
>Get in the fucking robot.
>Try to not fuck up everything.

Hold an election for best girl with all of the Nerv staff

Get in the robot and attack Tokyo-3

Okay, so
>get in the fucking robot, but not before they deliver injured Rei
>bro up with Ritsuko to drive her a bit away from Gendo, be manly around the queen of cakes aka Misato, watch out for Toji's sister during the first battle (somehow)
>bro it up with based stooges, be alpha with a bit of shyness in school as I am one IRL
>get close with Rei but not too close since she needs to fulfill her destiny one day
>Be tacticool since I remember all the angel battles
>Bring spare plugsuit to Over the Rainbow, be slightly manly but friendly around Asuka, pay her enough attention, praise her sometimes
>Bro it up with the most based man in existence aka Kaji, help him and Misato get close as fast as possible
>Discuss NERV's possible shadow works with Misato, so we can join Kaji in it faster
What comes next I don't know but I would work in that direction and see what happens.
The most important one is drive Rei further from Gendo, so maybe we'll be able to stop third impact. If we won't, well, time to improvise.

Also kill Kaworu as soon as he arrives, literally headshot the nigger near the lake, since it's all waste of time anyway (just like his screentime)

>all these people thinking they'd be total badasses and drown in pussy

I would not get in the robot because I would never want to do that liquid breathing. Just imagine how fucked up is to have your lungs filled with liquid.

Wasn't RE-TAKE exactly like this?

Suck kaworu's dick constantly

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I just want to pilot the robot and save the world though.

If I wanted to drown in pussy it would be better, and easier, to hire 5+ hookers with my payment.

ROCK ON !!

Get in the robot, destroy Seele, exit robot.

Get in the Robot
Exit robot
Then ask the important questions like
>What the fuck is going on
The thing he didn't do
Say that Unit 02 should be shipped with water equipment
Don't jerk off
Stop this instrumentality nonsense

>You remember the show.
So I know nothing really matters, I may as well do nothing.

Might as well have fun, don't you think?

Anime logic the tone of the show is most offend determined by the outlook of the MC.

>Eva
>Anime logic

Even if we go by that rule,all the sad,broken motherfuckers will break you dead by the end.

The me of now? I'd try to prep for future fights without letting kn that I know everything to my old man and SELEE as they fuck me up six ways from Sunday somehow. Depending on how things play out I'd likely try and make a play on "accidently" Gendou and having a very informative talk with Kaji about a great many subjects.

Absolutely not. He wakes up at the end of the sixteenth episode.

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Kick Gendo's ass.

You wake up as Shinji in episode sixteen. You don't remember anything. What do you do?

Marry Kaworu. :3

Check if his dick is bigger than mine.

Does having a bigger dick than a 14yo makes you happier?

>Call in Misato and Kaji
I'm going to need fucking help.
>Get them to help me kill my father
He is fucking insane.
>Get them to help me kill Seele
>As above.
>Shoot Adam to Mars
Hopefully the angels will go there and leave Earth for us.
>Hire shitloads of psychiatrists to try to fix the entire fucked up cast, me included.
Possibly fuck Asuka.

>implying you can kill the iluminati

Whats up with there being no good torrents for End of Evangelion? The series is everywhere in really high quality but for some reason the film just isn't?

You're doing the Lord's Work son.

I take comfort where I can find it.

Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out.

Get in the robot, confuse my Eva by using my Bratwurst Gesundheit Japanese. Get killed.

Kill myself and literally escape from reality.

Attempt to seduce and fuck Rei and Misato.

Lots of betamax faggot thinking they can do better than shinji. First episode you wouldn't even get the fucking robot to move because your mum is ashamed of you and secretly wonder's how her life would have been if she aborted you.

Make Gendo proud.

Play along until I'm in full control of the evangelion, then cut off external control circuits and punch my way down to the lance and trigger a fucklot of impacts.

Fuck Rei

Get in the Robot, hang out with and _____________________FUCK____________________ Rei

Fucking nothing, maybe just kill myself. I will have to either act like a fucking Emo the whole time or be manly for a fucking few minutes just to end up destroying the world like in the movies.
so whats the fucking deal witht that universe

Fuck Rei and Asuka

Fuck EVA.

Measure and compare anal cavities possibly measure Rei and Kaworu's but not Asukashit

>Asukashit

take that back immediately

wait until misato passes out from beer, fuck her and steal her get car and fly to america

Literally fuck everyone and then an hero

Make sweet, sweet love to Asuka.

Comfort her even when she says no.

I try my damnedest to turn this into a Super Robot show.

But it already is.

It's not even a robot show really.

Tell Gendo I know his stupid plan and I want to help.

I`d like to steal Misato`s car and ride to Mt. Haruna for Gas Gas Gas

Get in the fucking robot and try to marry Asuka
Try to stop instrumentality because I already got my bullshit psychology sessions
but mostly treasure Asuka and tell her she's the best

become the hokage

Tell Misato to fuck me, or else I won't get in the fucking robot.

Then fuck Rei and send a tape to Gendo. Then I would make Asuka be my sex slave.

There, best show ever

Except for the MC being a fat neckbeard in disguise.

get in the robot then kill gendo and say sorry to the angels

I have no neckbeard, nor am I fat.

Bide my time until Unit 01 gets the S2 Engine, then proceed to murder the everliving fuck out of Seele and Gendo to prevent apocalyptic retards from ending the world because they were too lonely. Also be nice to Rei so she doesn't somehow attempt to trigger instrumentality of her own volition.

Get in the robot.

Smash Gendo into fine paste with robot.

Get in the robot
Kill the Angels
Kill Gendo
Marry Asuka

>GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT
>get mad props
>aquire mad piloting skills
>re aquire gains
>go make bros with gendo
>rail every grill in the show
>rail kaji just for shits and giggs
>double team asuka with BIG POPA G
>go spiral power mode on the angels
>whip robo dick out and fuck dead angels
>go full reich mode on seelee jews
>get tanged
>fucking escape the tang with screaming, shouting and trippy colours
>"WE TTGL NOW BITCHES"
>harness the power of the TANG™ to power 4 chan
>nail asuka and misato while shitposting on soul juce chan for the rest of eternity

Also beat fuck out of kaworu for being a piano nerd

Get in the giant fucking robot.

Full on Rei route. Nut inside that tight pussy every single day till I die old with my soon-to-be widow at my side, after having saved the world.

>hold hands
Inappropriate in deed. Fuck man this is a blue board.

Tell everyone about my dad's crazy plan to destroy the world to resurrect his dead wife. Take up Misato on her sexual advances. Choke Asuka on the aircraft carrier. Try to keep Rei I alive by telling NERV what's wrong with her synch ratio. Befriend Toji early on before the incident with his sister, as well as keeping the incident from happening in the first place. Not run away from everything since I know how to handle it all. Get all the governments to disassemble STEELE. Stop instrumentality. Kill the 17th Angel on sight.

>Choke Asuka on the aircraft carrier.

This

>rei I
You don't get time travel

Grow some balls, get in the fucking robot, smack Gendo for being a piece of shit father, and fuck Misato.

Where is this from? Google doesn't help.

Destroy Lilith.

Undermine the shit out of Gendo for just using me. Let Ritsuko know I'm alpha as fuck, make sure to let Gendo walk in on us fucking and me making her scream in pleasure. I'd get in the damn robot and actually do my job and comfort fuck Misato when she nearly did to Shinji that one episode.

I'd fuck Maya on the side too since she's pretty qt.

Inseminate a certain German Ginger Girl.

Well, I'd first try to act bad ass like Geralt of Rivia. None of the ladies would be able to resist me. I'd be confident and sure of myself, but not arrogant. I'd still care for everyone and make sure none get hurt.

I'd have a drinking contest with Misato and have sex with Asuka.

I'm sure Shinji and Asuka could live off the primordial soup on their road to becoming Adam and Eve.

Probably do most everything the same, no way I want to miss my chance to hold Rei when she looks so cute writhing in pain in my arms. Then either win that fight or don't, who cares.

I think Shinji's route was the best to be honest. Maybe make a few deviations along the way to have sex when it's offered. Try cheer Asuka up a bit, before we wind up on the beach together and live happily ever after.