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MAGA

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awoooo!

I'll be baking the next one

Reminder that eucalypti are trees of peace, ya cunts. They dindu nuffin.

I'm sure it'll be a hit

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MAGA

So Krassenstein wants bangladesh added to the ban list right?

Link to info on this petition?

>The tree is originally from Australia and was brought to Israel years ago as an aid to dry out swamps. Drying out the swamps significantly reduced the amount of mosquitos in Israel. By reducing the amount of mosquitos the risk of Malaria decreased!
>The Eucalyptus Tree can be found in many different areas in Israel including the Galilee, Golan Heights, Upper Jordan Valley, the Gilboa, Carmel, Northern Valleys, Northern Negev and more...
They made one of the gravest mistake trying to drain their swamps. Where mosquitoes once lived will be a burning inferno. They turned their swamps into ovens.

feelsgood

from bangladesh via....

Is there thicc rally today?

Hoo-boy

Sorry bout them trees mate. Lemme make it up to ya by givin ya a bunch of these 'ere cane toads. They'll keep your bug population under control, just don't let a shiela find a mate.

MAGAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>HE'S COMPETENT BUT I DON'T LIKE IT

>They turned their swamps into ovens.
Sounds like something Trump should do, tbqh.

>Emerson: Moore +9

Used IVR, Interactive Voice Response, system to call landlines, and they used an online panel provided by Survey Sampling international.

>Fox: Jones +10

Used live interviewers to call landlines and cellphones.

Make your own conclusion here, but it sure looks like there's a lot of Moore voters who aren't proud of it.

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>When your brother loves you so much that he willingly undertakes a 100 year plan to destroy your biggest rival and worst enemy
Love you Straya you cunt
~Florida Man

Every poll but Fox has Moore up

2PM ET

foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/12/11/cnn-mocked-for-airing-segment-on-trumps-soda-consumption-while-nyc-faced-terror-attack.html

why does CNN do this?

In space no one can hear you awoo

Yep, and as Muslims sperg out over the capital of Israel trump will add more and more countries to the list.

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>Akayed Ullah from Bangladesh, a country not on Trump's Travel Ban List
List needs an update

This

Merry Merrymass

we should add all sorts of 3rd world countries

MUCH OBLIGED.

>Hello there, did you know ROY MOORE IS A RAPIST, who will you vote for?

>*click*

Again?

>a century long shitpost
Truly, something only an Eternal Australian is capable of.

Fox is one of three live interview polls conducted since the initial allegations against Moore, all have had Jones up. People respond differently when asked by a person who they're voting for, that's not surprising since many will vote for Moore and not be proud of it.

Wow who could have possibly imagined that this hit piece and public smear campaign might backfire

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Numbers for 12/9 sum up to 101%.

>I hereby announce Sean 'Gundam Zero' Spicer as the Spokesperson for our new NASA branch
TRUMP YES
ALL OF MY YES

They are desperate! Full panic mode!

there it is!
I was looking for that pic of Mad Dog Mattis throwing the commie from West Point out the back of a plane

>Saying you'd vote for a man accused of pedophilia to networks that track down people that say things they disagree with and threaten to release the info

Ahmed will get his 72 Virgins after he serves life at ADX Florence super max

Cute, thank you.

This is the worst persuasion I've ever seen.

No different than when the MSM lambasted Bushy for finishing up the book about ducks to those little kids here in Sarasota on 9/11

Desu he didn't kill any infidels or martyr himself.

DUDE
BOMBS
LMAO

>all of those are the same as the guy who tried to blow people up
Dilbertman will be pissed when he sees this...

wew, it's almost like new york is not white anymore, or something

>only an Eternal Australian is capable of.
You really want to pass the judgement just yet mate?

Bring eucalyptus trees to D.C.? Okay let's see NOVA burn.
Soon. I don't trust the Muslims to do the job right, but I doubt any Anons here have the time to go start fires in Israel. Gotta hit all them trees to get the proper sandnigger burning temperature.

>List was greatly reduced because of spergs like him
>They bitch that it didn't encompase a country when shit happens, even though that's their fault

This white male wants you to delete your Sup Forums account.

No fuck you, D.C. is home to our cheery blossoms from glorious Nippon
I would rather see all of Oregon burn than have that happen

Wtf? I love being murdered now

>But at least he wasn't on the list
Goddamn what fucking odd priorities

These people never leave 5th ave or have to take a subway

Someone give a rundown on wtf this is about.

>Fake Trump accusers
>Moore
>NN
>Rosenstein
>Wellfare

does this week have the potential to be the highest salt production week since the election?

The list wasn't really reduced, they got security concessions out of a couple of nations and even added people. The purpose of reissuing was that they last a set amount of time and the court nonsense. But the court nonsense has already been taken out by higher courts. All and all it's nice to have and the west has refused to seal off the cancer so it has become impossible to completely remove the issues.

Truly some bombs blowing people up every now and then is a small price to pay to have some pajeets drive some taxis
I mean no one else on Earth could possibly do that

New York is one of the most diverse places in the world user

rounding goy

Miura will die before finishing it, won't he?

>1920's
>Aussie cunts convince California to buy a fuck ton of Eucalyptus trees
>100 years pass
>Eucalyptus now fucking mature and everywhere
>Eucalyptus trees reproduce via fucking forest fires and thus have a number of natural innovations to make them insanely flammable
>California burns down every fucking 3 months now

are those trees really that dangerous, or is that a meme?

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Bangladesh will never be on that list, they're too good of a people and the range of services they provide is maddening. They make China look small time

thats not a bad write up

They're trying to attack the policies as ineffective but you can't prove a negative so the point is moot.

australians are very flammable and causing fires everywhere

We can replant them.
California is burning because of century old eucalyptus trees Australia gave us. Israel has them and it could be a quick way to make those oven dodgers burn. They love the stuff.

About 100 years ago, Ozzieboos in California planet a whole bunch of very flammable eucalyptus trees. And now they're contributing to the nasty fires they're having.

>without foreigners, we wouldn't have an unlivable shithole for the largest US city! Also jobs wouldn't be done because white people can't jump or drive or cook or do shitty art

Looks like a Muslim Shia Labeouf

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Australia sent loads of highly flammable explosive trees to California and they don't give a fuck

MAGA

I guess we now know why they call it BANGladesh, huh guys

Ok, who on Moore's campaign thought this was a good idea?

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What's the Sup Forums analysis on Moore's chances?

Seems weird that the day before the election all the news outlets are saying HE HAS NO CHANCE, but that actually drives turnout of the person behind up.

What's the deal here?

>pssst
>hey you wanna buy some trees lad???

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They're doing a good job in California. As for the Aussies I think they have to do some preemptive burning because of the trees.

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Bangladesh needed to be on that travel ban, omitting it was a huge mistake. Thanks to this moron for making it happen and to the op of this image, I'm still laughing.

>no image of Carlos
One job...

BAN BANGLADESH!

I thought it was that nigger too

>Lol just replant them brah!
You sound like the same cunts who said just rebuild Dresden after we bomb it.
You don't destroy old things just because they're replaceable nigger

no one likes indian cab drivers

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They're from fucking Australia; what do you think.

Their bark hangs down in long papery strips, to catch and fan flames. Then, the flame is shot up special tubes in the trunk. Once it hits the top of the tree, the leaves shoot out sparks into the air, which happens to be filled with a mist of eucalyptus sap, which is as flammable as gasoline.

Only once the fire dies down do the trees' seed pods open, dropping the next generation of trees onto a bed of nutrient rich ash, now with no other life to compete for resources. The forest becomes lebensraum for the Eucalyptus tree. Underground, their roots preserve embers for 6 weeks, potentially igniting more fires.

They're insanely dangerous.

Yes

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