Samon the Summoner 66

Samon chap
In which Nebiros gets some pussy

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A cat is fine too

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Cheerful Samon is just wrong

Behemoth senpai is too good for this world

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Za end
Is this better?

Yes. Thanks for dumping.

>Major
wait, he got demoted?

Thank you, user.

Tesshi pls

Maybe the author is just messing around with the English.

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eyy

Wait, I thought he got his body back at the end of the arc. Didn't he dig himself out of the earth or something?

I want to bully shota Samon

No, that was Lucifugus who dug out his body
And his body was dead

>they actually buried Lucifugus
Those guys are savage

Anyone here know the status of scan user and/or his computer?

I'm alive but my computer is not with me right now.

Hang in there, user.

I'n starting to run out of scans to translate, so I'm slowing down my pace a bit.

Chapter 48: Samon-kun Is Samoshi

>Glasses: It’s been a while since I last saw you, Tesshi-san.
>Has anything changed since then?

>Tesshi: L-Lieutennant P, what a surprise…
>I don’t want to go back to being an idol.
>Glasses: I did not come to recruit you.
>I came to give you a present.

>Tesshi: A present?
>Glasses: It’s an online game that my company just released.
>It’s already become a great success throughout the demon world.

>Glasses: “T.O.” is the popular new game that everybody is talking about.
>Tesshi: A game called...“T.O.”?

Thank you as always.

>Tesshi: So you produce video games too…
>Online games are the ones you can play with people that live elsewhere, right?
>Glasses: Correct, you can play with your friends through the internet.
>And of course with the demons that live all over the world.

>Tesshi: (Wow~!)
>Sounds interesting!
>Glasses: Take it. You must try it out.
>The most popular online RPG in the demon world…

>Glasses: “Teshigawara Online”!
>Tesshi: What’s with the things this guy produces?!

I think it was the Tower crumbling, not them burying him
Lucifugus was asleep after his fight

>Tesshi: Lieutenant P went ahead and made a weird game…

>Tesshi: Well, I guess I can’t turn it down since I forcefully retired from my idol career…
>Let’s see…I guess I have to open it like this…?
>Posters: Perseverance
>Temperance
>Victory over one's self

The author wants to say major general.

>Tesshi: This is my first time playing an online game, so I don’t really know how to…
>SFX: pop
>Glasses: Welcome to the world of “T.O.”!
>The tutorial will now begin.

>Tesshi: Ahh, so there’s a walk through.
>Then I’ll just follow what it wants me to do.

>Glasses: Let’s begin with the first step towards starting your adventure! Let’s prepare your avatar, a Teshigawara!
>Tesshi: This is a disturbing first step!!

>Tesshi: It’s creepy how he suddenly just said “a Teshigawara” out of the blue!!
>What kind of game is this?!
>Glasses: Teshigawara online is a game where everyone is Teshigawara!
>Tesshi: Even though he just explained it, I’m still creeped out!

>Glasses: You can choose between a wide variety of options! You are free to select what kind of Teshigawara you want to be!
>Tesshi: No thanks, I want the option to not be a Teshigawara.
>Don’t you think that having to be Teshigawara is too restrictive?!

>Tesshi: W-Well, I'm not gonna edit my character…
>SFX: ping
>Tesshi: Let’s start the game.

>Glasses: This is the overworld of T.O.
>Tesshi: Lv. 5

>Glasses: Here is where you can encounter other players.
>Tesshi: He was right…There are lots of people here.
>Voice: Heey!

>Emi: This Teshigawara is Tesshi, right?
>Anri: My character has arrived!!
>Tesshi: Ah! Emi and Anri-san!
>(That was easier than I thought.)
>Itasshi: Lv. 5
>Mayusshi: Lv. 5

>Tesshi: I didn’t think you guys would accept my invites!!
>Emi: Yeah! It looked fun! Ya-san said that she doesn’t like video games though.

>Tesshi: But will we be fine if we start with just the three of us beginners?
>Emi: Looks like it. Check it out.

"Samoshii" means shabby or base(adj.) and it's a loose pun on Samon.

>Emi: This high level guy said he’d be our guide.
>Luci: Sakura-san, it’s me Lucifugus!
>Emi: Mr. Chancellor?!
>Otasshi: Lv. 346

>Luci: The Lieutenant asked me to be your guide…
>Tesshi: Sorry for taking up your time…

>Luci: It’s nothing. After all, I’ve been logged in for 24 hours. It’ll be OK.
>Tesshi: But that’s not OK at all!

>Emi: Well, guess we should go exploring!
>Look, a monster!! We gotta beat it!!
>Luci: Ah, no, that’s…

>Emi: Take this!!
>Monster: GYAPII

>Emi: That’s what you gotta do in most RPGs, right?
>Beat enemies and level up…
>Hm?

>Emi: I leveled down!!
>SFX: PING!
>Emi: What?!

>Emi: W...Why? I defeated a monster…
>Luci: It’s because of the rules of this game.

>Luci: Teshigawara Online is a game of Buddhas…This strictly prohibits killing others just because you assumed they were your enemy…
>The more monsters you defeat, the lower your level drops…!!
>Emi: A game like that exists?!

>Tesshi: Isn’t there any way to increase your level?
>Luci: You have to perform good deeds and accumulate “virtue”.
>This “virtue” is converted into experience that will raise your level.
>The essence of T.O. is to level up the size of your heart!!
>Tesshi: This game sounds more like monk training…

>Luci: For example, you have to do things like watering the flowers
>Or interacting with other players by greeting them.

>Players: Good afternoon~

>SFX: PING
>Luci: Do those and you’ll level up!!

>Luci: What do you guys think? Interesting, right?
>Both: …

>Both: It’s surprisingly fun…
>Luci: Welcome to “T.O.”!!

>Emi: Why…does this atmosphere feel so friendly…?
>Anri: Y-Yeah…My heart is being purified!
>Tesshi: At first glance it seems crazy, but this could be a great game…

>Tesshi: I was scared because I heard that online games were full of rude people…
>But maybe there aren’t any people like that thanks to how the game works.
>Emi: No stress at all~

>Voice: Umm
>Are you newbies?
>Tesshi: Ah, yeah! This is a great game, right? I’m having fun!
>Voice: Is that so? Oh my.

>you will never play a nice, comfy game of T.O.

>Samon: A game about pretending to be a good person must really suit a hypocrite like you!!
>Tesshi: The scum!!
>Samosshi: Lv. -299

>Tesshi: You’re playing this game too, Samon-kun?!
>Kai: I’m with him.
>Samon: Hmph! I tried this game out because the demons kept talking about it, but it’s so stupid…
>I'm going to destroy this world!!

>Kai: Ooooh. Samon, these flowers don’t look very healthy~
>Samon: Oh my, that’s not good~ Are they thirsty~?
>Here, have a little soda.
>Tesshi: Cut it out, scum!!

>Tesshi: These guys are the worst kind of gamers…
>And their level is incredibly low…
>Ah, they just hit Level -300…

Emi's avatar's name is Itasshi. Ita=a board or plate.
Why did she herself choose it?

>Tesshi: Waah?!
>W-What’s happening to Samon-kun’s Teshigawara?!
>Luci: It’s evolving.
>Your avatars can evolve and change their forms.

>That's…

>Luci: It’s Vulgawaraaaa!!
>Tesshi: Wait, what’s a Vulgawara?!

>Luci: It’s a vulgar Teshigawara with an annoying face.
>Tesshi: Don’t call that an “evolution”.
>Luci: I’ve heard that this evolution occurs after hitting the minimum level, but I didn’t think I’d ever see it in person…

>Samon: Yaaay!! This is fun!!
>Let’s wreck more stuff!!
>Luci: W-What a twisted playstyle…

>Luci: Be careful, you form can change depending on the way you play.
>Anyways, let’s enjoy the game and ignore those evildoers.
>Tesshi: That’s right, the rest of them look like they’re playing the game the right way.
>Anri: I…

>Anri: I love this place!!
>Tesshi: Anri-san, what happened?

>Anri: Unlike in the real world, nobody avoids me for being an evil god here!!
>Games are marvelous.
>Player: (Good afternoon~)
>Tesshi: That’s right, you can hide your social status and identity on the internet.

>Anri: Yep!! and I can’t even infect others with the flu virus either!!
>Here I can also make fri…ends…frie…ndsnds…riri…frie…frie…nds…ndsfri…asdneirs…sdneirf…
>Tesshi: She’s infected with a virus!!
>Mayusshi: Lv.KUWAAA.wSEdrftfyFUSHIGOlp
>SFX: SSHHH

This fucking chapter cracked me up.
Scum bros 4 life.

>Luci: Uwaa, this is a computer virus.
>She’s completely infected.
>Anri: Whあt are / you ƃu!ʎɐs ?
>Luci: She’s spewing out random text!! Wow, even in games you can spread germs around, Ms. Anri.
>Anri: No••·What are you sʎing?

>Luci: Let’s get away from her. She might pass it on to us.
>Tesshi: Uh...but…
>Anri: W…Wあit…

>Anri: Lえt’s t…talk ʇnoqɐ this…
>Agacchi: Is that a cheat?
>Nakki: Don’t get near us.

>Arni: …heh
>Hehe…I see…
>I’m all alone, even within video games…

>Anri: I get it now…!

>Anri: If you’re going to turn your back on me…!
>Then I will destroy this online world!!
>Tesshi: I ended up witnessing the birth of a final boss!!

>Anri: Vanish, all of you!!

>Shifter: W-What’s happening to me?!
>I-I’m disappearing…WAAAH!!

>Emi: H…Hey!! Something strange is happening to the game.
>The surroundings are dissolving.
>Luci: They're being devoured by the virus.

>Luci: The game’s system has been completely flipped around by the virus.
>Samon: Wahaha, I’m strong now!
>My power spiked!
>Including that Level 300- insect, who’s been turned into a dangerous monster!!

>Samon: Great job, Anri! Now this is my kind of game!!
>(Hahaha!)
>Tesshi: Anri-san!!
>What do you think you’re doing by transforming into that?!

>Anri: “What am I doing”, you ask…?

>Anri: That's a foolish question...!! I’ve turned into the destroyer of this online community!!
>I will tear your precious network right out of your hands…
>All of you, who depend on this network, will know my solitude…
>And right now, you morons c@•/SENTENCE>…c@•!…”…/SENTENCE>!!
>Tesshi: An important part of that phrase came out unreadable!

>Anri: A-Anyways, the ocean of this network will be turned into a barren desert!!
>I’ll start off by ending your lives!!
>Players: Eeek…

>Luci: T-This is the end…
>This game…no, the entire internet will be destroyed by her…

>Luci: Our entire society will collapse!!

>Anri: Hm…?

>Tesshi: Stop this right now, Anri-san!!

>Emi: Eeeh?! What the?!
>…H-Hey, What are you doing?! It’s dangerous, Tesshi!
>Players: Eh?! Tesshi?!
>The real Tesshi?!

>Players: It’s dangerous, Tesshi.
>Get away from her.
>Tesshi!
>You’ll die!

>Glasses: No…
>She is the hero that the legend of the world of T.O. spoke of!
>Luci: You know about that, Lieutenant?

>Glasses: According to the legend, “a person clothed in blue will arrive at the land of online games”
>Emi: The blue’s just our school uniform.
>Glasses: “He will join bonds with the land corrupted by a bug and guide the people to a clean, blue land”
>This scene is going according to the one in the legend.
>Emi: But that’s the same legend from the one in Nausicaä.

>Anri: Ugh…
>Glasses: If this goes according the legend…
>Then the hero that will save us should appear.

>!?

>Emi: Why is she shining like she’s evolving…?!
>Luci: S…She’s leveling up!!
>The “virtue” she gained by sacrificing herself to stand up to the virus…
>Is turning into experience!!

>Luci: It’s the Advent
>Of the Great Teshigawara!
>Tesshi: Lv. 9999

>Luci: It’s the final form that's granted to you when you reach the maximum level…
>I’d never thought that I’d be able to see it with my own eyes!

>SFX: sparkle

>Look!! The portions of the game that were destroyed…
>Is being restored…

>The world is being covered by light!
>Samon: Ugh…!!

>Samon: That was totally unnecessary!!
>Destruction and violence are the essence of this world!!
>SFX: extend

>Samon: GUWAAAA!!

>Samon: N…No way…

>Samon: W-What? The PC is smoking…

>Both: GAAAAAH

>Samon: GEHH

>Narration: And so, the crisis of T.O.
>Was quickly and miraculously averted by the real Tesshi.
>But there was a great commotion on the internet afterwards.

>Narration: The players that were there at that moment spread screenshots all over the place.
>The details of the incident became widely known as “The Legend of Tesshi”.
>Social networks across the demon world were turned into a celebration of Tesshi.
>Captions: The return of the legendary idol
>The Advent

>HAYASHIOSAMU@Crocell: Why now?
>HAYASHIOSAMU@Buer: When will they nominate her?
>ITSACTUALLYANICKNAME@Succubus: I raised her
>WINGS@Caim: Isn’t that Tesshi?

When is Neb smashing that hat-demon pussy?

>Narration: At the same time, T.O.'s popularity hit it's peak.
>But the game’s development manager, Fleuretty, issued an official apology for the bug.
>And, to the dismay of several users,
>Sign: Fleuretty: Executive Director

>Narration: declared that the game was out of service.

>Narration: However…
>Glasses: T.O. may have been discontinued,
>But the reaction to Tesshi's arrival was so interesting
>that our company has already planned a sequel, “Teshigawara Online 2”.

>Glasses: When it goes on sale, you should lend us your aid in our promotional campaign…
>Tesshi: Haa…
>Both: But my PC exploded while playing your company’s game.
>Compensate us
>Compensate us
>Narration: The commotion caused by Tesshi doesn't seem to show any signs of stopping.

Nebbi only wants pure Buddha pussy. Hat-chan's a slut.

She's finally embraced her flatness as a part of her identity.

That's the end of Volume 6. I have two more chapters ready but I need to step out for a bit.

See if you can figure out which avatar belongs to which demon in the meantime.

Hat-chan is pure!

Thanks user

I recognized everyone except the one with the arrow horns

She shows up a lot so she must be important

>game favors acts of kindness rather than violence
>genocide mode available
>game is capable of screwing with your computer

Damn it, Numa low key based this chapter on Undertale didn't he.

Sup Forums pls stay

I thought it was Animal Crossing. It's a nice friendly game until the villagers start complaining that you're chopping all the trees down

I hope you at least dug up the tree stumps.

Chapter 49: Samon-kun Does It in Other People’s Houses

>Mama: Eh? You want to go for a drink with me? My apologies, I’m the chaperone.
>Ah, you also want my number…My apologies, but I’m a mother~
>My apologies, but no, I have a daughter~
>Ah, I’m a house wife~
>So no, I’m sorry~
>Emi: Your mom’s replies to getting asked out are getting more and more direct...
>Man she’s popular.
>Tesshi fun fact: Her mother is also popular with the guys.

>Samon-kun Does It in Other People’s Houses
lewd

>Tesshi: Wooow~ Look at all the places we visited over summer break!
>Emi: That was fun~
>Ah, look at this picture!

>Tesshi: Yeah, I remember that~!
>Samon: What’s with all the noise?
>Tesshi: (Ah, Samon-kun)
>We’re looking at the photos we took on the trip we took over the break.

>Tesshi: Us girls visited a bunch of places, like a camp and the beach!
> We took advantage of the opportunity and made an album with all the photos.

>Anri: W-What?!
>I wanted to go too!
>Tesshi: (Ahh…)
>We couldn’t get in touch with you…

>Samon: Hmph…you went on a trip despite the hot weather?
>Emi: Why would you say that?
>Have you guys ever been on a vacation?
>Samon: Us?

>Samon: Of course! We did absolutely nothing in a room with air conditioning!!
>Kai: We played video games indoors all day, every day!!

>Emi: Heeeh. What a waste of time.

>Samon: ...I don’t get why you’re saying that.
>Why do you think our break was a waste of time?
>Kai: You’d be impressed if you only knew how much money we won in Momotetsu.
>Emi: What? Isn't that a game?

>Emi: (Hahaha!)

>But it's pretty stupid if it didn’t leave behind any memories.

>Samon: Then your vacations must have been sooo fun, right? Huh?
>Emi: Of course~

>Emi: Look at this photo, we split a watermelon!!
>It was so exciting!!

>Emi: We also went camping and made curry!
>Maaan...It was delicious~!

>Emi: …If you wanna say something say it!!
>Samon: It’s just…

>Samon: What’s so fun about splitting and eating stuff?
>Emi: Don’t reduce them down to just that!!

>Samon: Well, you can eat watermelon and curry at home.
>Even better if you’re in a room with air conditioning.
>Emi: So you split watermelons in your own home?!
>Samon: That’s not even a problem.
>I’ll do it in someone else’s house so I don’t have to worry about the mess.
>Emi: Don’t do that.

>Emi: Oh! This is...! In that case…
>What do you think of this!! It’s Nan-chan!
>(He happened to be there filming a movie.)
>You can’t take a photo with a celebrity if you're at home, right?
>So? You guys jealous?

>Samon: Nope, not at all.
>Kai: Your influence on the world of the spectacular is very little.
>You’re nothing more than a fangirl.
>If you’re gonna brag, do it after meeting Ucchan or something.
>Emi: Don’t make fun of Nan-chan!!

>Emi: ....Haha! You guys are jealous of our vacation, right?
>Samon: Huh? I don’t get what you’re saying.
>Kai: Yeah, me neither.

>Tesshi: Wait Emi, stop…
>Emi: But those two didn’t go to the mountains or the beach this summer.
>What a bunch of shitty vacations.

>Tesshi: That was too harsh...
>Emi: ...Ah! My bad, I probably pissed you guys off.
>Let’s check out some more photos!
>I wanna share our memories with you pitiful guys.
>Samon: Hmm...no thanks.

>Kai: What should we do, Samon?
>Samon: Well, since they offered to share their memories with us...

>Let’s take a few of them.
>Caption: Really pissed off

>…Aaah.

>Tesshi: Those two looked pretty annoyed.
>I hope they don’t get into a fight with Emi again...
>Hm?

>Tesshi: Uwaa, what a mess…Did Rin do this?

>Tesshi: Magazines and…
>Umm…Is this a watermelon peel? What’s this doing here?
>What, was she planning to slack off as if she were on vacation?

>Tesshi: She's just like Emi. It's fine to remember the trip, but…
>A call? Hello? Emi? What…

>Emi: Tesshi!! The album!! The photo album…!!
>Tesshi: The album?

>Tesshi: Geez...You’re still thinking about our vacation?
>Emi: I-It’s not that!
>Whatever, look!!

>Tesshi: ...And? What happened to the album?

>Tesshi: Don’t tell me you lost it or…
>Emi: No, it’s here.
>The contents are the problem…

>Tesshi: …? It’s the photo of the watermelon splitting. What’s the problem?
>Emi: Look again...

>Emi: If you look closely, I broke a pumpkin, not a watermelon…
>Tesshi: Is this a game of “spot the differences”?!

>Yada: What’s that? Did you edit the photo?
>Emi: As if I’d do that!
>It was already like that by the time I realized it!!
>Tesshi: W-Who could’ve done this…

>Tesshi: It’s a message from Samon-kun!!
>Phone: 1 Message Recieved
>Samon Shosuke

>Samon: Hello, are you all together?
>Were you surprised with the changes in the photos?
>Tesshi: S-so he knows something?
>Samon: About that…

>Samon: Of course it was our doing!! (SMILE)
>We went back in time and replaced the watermelon with a pumpkin!! (BIG LAUGH)
>Take that!! (LOL)
>Tesshi: Of course the scum did it.
>Caption: Agares
>Ability: Controls time

>Samon: Of course, I sent this message from the past.
>Emi: What are those scum doing?!
>Samon: I just want to say one thing:
>You’ll be sorry for insulting our summer vacations…!!

>Yada: So those guys were basically bitter enough to resort to time travel.

>Samon: You guys can only watch as I trample on your memories. You can’t do anything about that.
>Well, I guess I'll bring this watermelon along and enjoy it later…
>Now look at the photo of the rice and curry.

>Emi: What, another…?!

>Samon: Here we stole the curry sauce (LOL)
>Hilarious! You had a disappointing lunch of nothing but pure rice (BIG SMILE)
>Emi: What the hell?!

>Samon: Of course, we also ate all the curry.
>To be honest, it was hard to eat it all without any rice.
>Emi: Looks like they also had a disappointing lunch.

>Samon: One more thing.
>What do you think happened to the photo of Nan-chan?
>Emi: What?!

>Emi: Would he even do something to a celebrity?

>Emi: W-Wait, there’s nothing weird…
>(Phew!)
>Samon: Look closely.

>Samon: The ghost of Michael Jackson is behind him.
>Emi: WHAAAAT?!

>Samon: Michael came when I called him.
>Emi: Is he your middle school buddy?!
>Kai: You’re so dimwitted, Kimura. Michael was right behind you and you didn’t even realize it…
>That's a silly photo.
>Emi: Seeing a celebrity with the ghost of another celebrity is making me confused.
>It’s like Michael still had some business with Nan-chan on earth.
>Caption: Murmur
>Grand duke of hell.
>Ability: Call upon the dead

>Samon: As you can see, unlike you guys I had a celebrity at my house.
>Here’s a photo of us playing videogames.
>Kai: Businessman Michael, you now have a budget of minus 50 million.
>Emi: Why is a star playing Momotetsu?!
>Michael’s Japanese level is minus 50 million!!

>Samon: Well…I guess that’s enough changes to the past.
>What’ll happen if you tried to remember it one more time?
>Could you say that you had a fun summer vacation?
>Emi: Of...Of course!!

>Emi: This photo is fake.
>I split a watermelon…

>Emi: A watermelon…
>A…

>Emi: No, it was a pumpkin!!

>Tesshi: W-What? I also feel like we only had rice when we went camping.
>Yada: And I feel an odd presence next to Nan-chan.
>Samon: (Kukuku…)
>When you change the past, memories also change.
>Our plan was to make all your vacations disappointing.
>So by now you should have lost all your previous memories.

>Emi: This couldn’t have been how our summer happened…
>Samon: Kuku…although your hearts won’t admit it, your memories harbor a miserable summer.
>And a disappointing Nan-chan.
>Emi: Nan-chan isn’t disappointing.
>Samon: Anyways, I won.
>That is my final message.
>Emi: W-Wait…

>Samon: …although destroying the memories of people satisfied with their lives was fun,
>I’m going to turn it into a habit.
>Emi: That's a despicable habit.
>Samon: Next time, I’ll flood the grass around flirting couples.
>Kai: Lets turn the food pics on social media into shit.
>Emi: Hey, those guys will turn into monsters if we let them do whatever they want.

>Tesshi: W-We can’t let them go on like this!!

>Tesshi: Let’s get some help from someone who can fix this!!

>Nebiros: I see, so Samon altered the past…
>Caption: Going home from work

>Nebiros: In that case, we can hunt them down using Agares’ power.
>Emi: Oooh!! What a convenient plasma-like thingy!!
>Caption: Agares
>Since he's a demon that can control time, he can exist at several points in time at once.

>Emi: We know exactly where and when they’ll be thanks to the photos!
>Yada: If we go there and catch them…

>Nebiros: No. That’s too dangerous.

>Nebiros: Samon planned this out, so he must have laid traps for you guys.
>If you act without thinking, then they’ll run away and we’ll end up playing a game of cat and mouse.
>Our only option is to catch them off guard.

>Nebiros: We have to anticipate their next action.
>What would Samon do after destroying your memories?

>Tesshi: What do you mean? I don’t think he’d do anything afterwards…
>Nebiros: That's wrong.

>user does live translations

>no one typesets

>actually translated chapters still in the 20's

>Nebiros: Samon is the type of guy who will kick a guy who’s already down.
>He won’t end things so easily.

>Nebiros: He must have done something this time too.
>Tesshi: F-For example…?

>Nebiros: Throwing a victory party.
>He’ll revel in his victory as offensively as possible in respect to you guys.

>Nebiros: This is our chance to take them by surprise.
>But we don’t know where they are…
>Tesshi: ...No.

>Tesshi: I think I know
>Where Samon-kun is.

>Samon: Hehe, that was so easy.
>Kai: Kuku...Those girls are nothing special.
>Ah, Samon, to the right.
>Good, now step forward.

>Samon: And they have no idea we’re here.
>Kai: Samon, a little to the right…
>There.

>Samon: Hahaha!! With this, our victory is complete!!
>Here I go…

>Tesshi: That's far enough!!
>Both: ?!

>Kai: T...Teshigawara?!
>Why are you here…?

>Tesshi: Samon-kun gave me an idea.
>Samon: “I’ll bring this watermelon along and enjoy it later…”
>“I’ll do it in someone else’s house so I don’t have to worry about the mess.”
>“Even better if you’re in a room with air conditioning.”
>Tesshi: It's all thanks to what you said, Samon-kun.

>Tesshi: I also found watermelon peels.
>They were hidden underneath the furniture...

>Tesshi: In other words, at the place where you held your victory party.

>Tesshi: At my house, right after we left for the trip!!
>There!!
>Rin: I’m already excited~

>Nebiros: I see, so they planned on enjoying the watermelon in someone else’s house…
>As expected of someone with your personality.
>But thanks to that, she was able to deduce your next step.

>Samon: That’s Nebiros’ voice...!!
>So this was your doing.

I want to impregnate Tesshi

>Nebiros: ...Well, since these girls game to me with their problems this time,
>I’ll leave your punishment up to them.
>Emi: Listen up, scum…

>Samon: Wait…I can’t see.
>I can’t see!

>Emi: I’ll kill youuuuu!!
>Both: GYAAAH!!

>Kai: We…

>Kai: We’re sorry.
>Samon: Sorry.
>Emi: So...how are we gonna make them pay for this?

>Yada: What if we cut off both of their pinkies?
>Both: Eek! Forgive us…
>Please.
>Emi: Since the problem was their summer vacations…

>Emi: To pay us back,

>Emi: ...There’s no other option than to return to summer one more time!

>…?!
>Emi: If we leave these guys out here, they’ll definitely try to do something fishy.
>So let’s take them with us.
>Call Anri-chan too.

>Haa?!
>What?!
>...In the end,

>They really did come.
>Samon: Tch…

>Quit your whining.
>Inflate the life preservers.
>And prepare the beach umbrellas.

>Samon: Shit, we’re not your servants…
>Anri: GuyS, I’m taking the picture!

Such is the Shonen Jump gag manga curse.

Chapter 50: Samon-kun Is The Villain

>Kai: Hey, Samon.
>Don’t you think a lot of bad things have been happening to us lately?

>Samon: Oh, you're right.
>An online game broke our PC.
>And we got beat up for splitting a watermelon.
>Kai: It's so depressing~

>Samon: Haa…

>Samon: You can’t possibly be more miserable than us...
>Tesshi: I’m the one feeling miserable thanks to your conversation!!

>Tesshi: Its you guys’ fault for always doing bad things.
>Don’t shove the blame onto others...
>Kai: Ah, I know! Let's do “that”!
>Samon: "That"?

>Kai: The salt pile!!
>The school treats him like a salt piling pervert!!
>Samon: Oh yeah, the exorcist.
>Caption: The salt pile: Harae Masayoshi

>Kai: Sweet, let’s take out our frustration out on him~
>Samon: Great idea!!
>He’s the only one we can mock at this level!
>Tesshi: Those scum are so petty.

>Kai: Ooh!! There’s that salt pile!

>Kai: Heeey, look at that enormous chunk of salt just sitting there.
>Samon: It’s in the way!!
>Harae: You guys…

>Harae: I’m sorry, but I’m busy right now. Don’t bother me.
>Samon: Busy~?

>Kai: Did you say that this garbage is what you’re busy with?
>Samon: Isn’t it typical of that salt pile?

>Samon: You’re only bothering…
>Student: Salt pile!! You're lookin' cheerful today too!!

>Harae: Yeah…thanks.

>Students: Morning, salt pile.
>Harae: Morning.
>Students: Good job, salt pile senpai.
>Thanks.
>I didn’t really understand him at first, but he’s an interesting kid~
>He’s so friendly~

>Students: Do your best today too with your salt piles, salt pile!!
>Both: They’ve…accepted him?!

Samon pls leave

Someone told me that this Harae-kun wa Exorcist chapter ranked as high as the kouhai chapters.

I'm still kind of surprised.

Harae's autism is cute.

>What happened…?
>How did he suddenly become so popular…?

>Kai: I can’t accept this!!
>Emi: Stop acting so jealous. It’s gross.
>He won the dodge match a while ago, right?

>Emi: He’s had a great reputation among the sports clubs ever since.

>Tesshi: And later his popularity spread to the rest of the class…I see…
>Emi: Because he’s a good, serious kind of guy.

>Emi: At least he’s better than those two.
>Voice: Salt pile senpai!

>Harae: Hm? What is it...?
>Girl: Uh…um...
>(Go on, do it!)

How can such an angelic girl be so sexual?