/ptg/ President Trump General - Best Troll of 2017? Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #43 (her name was Kate) 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump/HUDSec "Sleepy" Carson arrive in WPalm Beach FL 12/7/17
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>Pres Trump tours MS Civil Rights Museum 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump speech @opening for Civil Rights Museum 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump departing FL for Jackson MS 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump MAGA Rally @Pensacola FL 12/8/17
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>AF1 Takeoff for Pensacola FL 12/8/17
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>Pres Trump departing DC for Pensacola FL 12/8/17
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence swearing in DHS Sec Nielsen 12/8/17
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>AG Sessions roundtable on drug policy 12/8/17
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>SoS T-Rex presser w/FrenchFM 12/8/17
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>StateDep DepSec Sullivan on counterterrorism in africa 12/8/17
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>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Jewrusalem 12/8/17
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>TrumpTV: Lara+Madison talk draining the swamp 12/8/17
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>TrumpVid: I kept my promises, others didnt! 12/8/17
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>This week @State 12/8/17
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>Pres Trump hosts Hanukkah Reception 12/7/17
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MAGA

MAGA

This is the real answer. It's just D&C.

Men against women
Euros against Burgers
Christians against Pagans against athiests
Nationalists versus Nat Soc
etc.

Always beware the D&C Jew. The war has only begun.

awooo!

joke's on them, I hate everyone

Posting once more for visibility.

Mario Batali is famous chef from yesterday's rumors.

just checked
Trafalgar: Moore +5 on 12-7, 2.6 MoE

Never liked that fucker anyways.

So how is Trump going to respond now that his 25 year John Miller shitpost has been one upped by the aussies?

>not being against athiests

what's going on?

>SJW mob has now turned on Keaton, the bullied kid

Every time lol

a eucment

>everything from Australia is a behemoth monster spit from the deepest recesses of Lovecraft's worst nightmare.
>even the fucking plants.
Fess up, aussies, you have a Hellmouth or something somewhere in the Outback, don't you?

Seriously? What for?

It's confirmed. Moore wins. I don't know how they do it, but Trafalgar hasn't been proven wrong yet.

He got the Muslims riled up nicely and well Israel does have a certain something.

Some poo set off a bomb in NYC. Aussies continue to burn down California. Trump announces plan to send us back to the Moon and Mars. Moore election tomorrow, polls all over the place.

Why?

Now that we destroyed Cali for you can we be state #50?

>cali BTFO
EVERY TIME

is it me or does it eel like the mod has turned /bant/ into his own personal dumping ground for funposts?

>Australian terrorism is tricking other countries into planting horrifically flammable trees everywhere

With his 8 year shitpost in the White House.

>Based Gorsich is getting to tell homos in the military off next
I love that man

THIS

We'd love to, but:
>Melbourne

Also, I thought Xi already claimed you.

The US doesn't need another solid blue state.

yes good goy you need to be progressive and multicultural

don't stand up for western civilisation

someone dug up a pic of his family with a confederate flag or something. so now he's not the bullied kid, he's just a racist.

thanks for the qrd, user.

...

If you promise to send any and all spics that try running off to you to the Outback. Plus China already has claim on you.

Sure come on in. better an aussie than a communist californian

SJWs have low intelligence, thats why

Gestalt me on the new moon mission.

>Sup Forums mod despises Sup Forums
Wow, that's totally never happened before.

Correct answer.

>/bant/

who cares

>DRAIN THE SWAMP
>ISRAEL
>EXPLOSIVE NAPALM TREES
Punished Trump confirmed.

Oh.

what happened with the trump "accusers" on that cunts show

>fuk the mods I wanna post nigger dicks on Sup Forums
Kill yourself.

I love this meme, shame I can't draw/photoshop for shit

>Called out as d&c
>proceed to try and d&c
Retarded kike

Uncontrolled wildfires are just part and parcel to living anywhere controlled by liberal democrats. Desu

Aw man, I was hoping it was someone that's been relevant in the libshit food world in the last 10 years. Nobody's cared about this guy since like 2004.

No
Eruos have always been at odds with us out of jealousy (kind of, for the longest time literally only the french and English didn't like us) and christcucks are the reason Europe is dead
It's not divide and conquer it's ending the cuckery that has permeated our lands for centuries

Wait until we get a federal ban on state/local gungrabber laws first. Then you can unbury all your Enfields and SKSes when you join.

Nothing, I guess.

Watch out for the new D&C narrative

Fake news:
> Pentagon will allow transgender enlist starting January 1, contrary to Trump directive

Reality:
> Federal judge issues injunction blocking the implementation of Trump directive, with effects starting January 1st.

It will be, like the travel ban, litigated and the executive will prevail. It’s just another stalling tactic by the left to get a temporary respite in their streak of losing.

If someone brings this narrative just point them to this post.

Literally nothing. Not even worth mocking.

Does Trump wear dentures or is it dementia?

>enlists care bares to comfort students

>Vox
Don't worry so much. Vox publishes stupider shit on the daily. Worry if WSJ or NYT runs with it.

Did we go back in time a week?

I'm pretty sure he lost an argument yesterday, switched proxies and proceeded to dump his BLACKED Collection. Most likely some underage turk

Thanks famalam

its a cold

Can someone confirm this?

Upstaged by bangladeshi boom boom.

Yes
You get to replace Hawaii

Probably just dentures or bad air in the WH. Don't forget he gave a 75 minute rally the day after the slurred speech non-issue.

Which is the part where there's nobody in it and had USA-tier gun laws until your false flag? Northwest Territories or something like that? I'd just like that one.

MSM
MudSlim Media
In the case of Vox.

Truly merchants of a high degree.
>The Eucalyptus Tree can be found in many different areas in Israel including the Galilee, Golan Heights, Upper Jordan Valley, the Gilboa, Carmel, Northern Valleys, Northern Negev and more...
We just need someone to start the fire.

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Okay rabbi whatever you say

Probably.

They got tricked by the “diversity” meme as well. Gotta fix that first

He needs to enter in contact with immigration and ICE, also the DHS and explain this properly, with sources and give proof.

It's tonight

>American Universities
>Captcha: Purdy College

Trump is actually going to be BTFO this time. The libs sacrificed huge numbers of their own as part of a magic ritual to prepare for this moment, when they would force Trump to resign using his sexual harassment accusers. Teflon can't withstand blood magic.

This shit is demoralizing, it's the same as removing ice in the middle of a snowstorm.

First on CNN: Obama tells Alabama voters to reject Roy Moore

Go back to 8gag, stupid nigger. Kill yourself

>kid
>racism is taught
>SJWs still attack the kid
Wew lad.

The polls just got 10% higher.

>Obama
can this nigger fuck off already

Someone tell this idiot to call ICE.

That's good news, because every single time King Nigger ever opened his mouth telling voters what to do during his Presidency they did the opposite with extreme prejudice

why's obama so gay for?

Moore wins by 30 points. I don't think people from Alabama want to be told who to vote for from a nigger.

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And your shitty cuck magic is powerless against 「THE DONALD」.

blood magic can't withstand meme magic.

Hey guys, I'm still relevant, right? I was the first black president, you know

They don’t really care. They just want their own caliphate of sorts.

So what's this about Australia setting California on fire?

this will only increase votes for Moore

So that was the eucalyptus plan all along!

will they call in the national guard to try and stop god's punishment?

This will surely work like it did for Brexit and Trump

>tonight
Megyn Kelly is in the morning.

If Trafalgar gave Moore +5, then he's going to win by +5 exact.
People should still vote though. Get out as many as possible.

Who?

AWOO~
What's new?

What the fuck do you expect him to say, "vote for the Republican?" He wouldn't say that even if the Dem was a real POS