What would you do in this situation?

What would you do in this situation?

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Poke her right in the titty.

Rape

Turn around and smack a bitch.

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turn around and politely ask her to stop then rape her

JON SUMISU

*raise hand*

SENPAI!!! Haruhi is bothering me again!!!

not go to school

>*actions*
Fuck off.

Could you leave me alone? I don't even like you. I'm not your friend either.

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>3D
Fuck off

I've been here longer than you, newfag.

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Tell sensei I feel sick and hide in the nurses office until she gets bored and moves on.

Sneak phone under her table
Proceed to take pantyshots
Masturbate to them in my room while I listen to my imouto yell KYON-KUN DENWA

Let fly the most heinous fart of my life.

this

Tell her to check these digits

have consensual sex for the purpose of procreation and pleasure with her

boiiiiiiii

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Ask her to fuck. She either agrees and i score, or it gets awkward and she stops bugging me. Win/Win.

>SENPAI
why would you raise your hand to talk to someone who isn't even in the same class?

Stare her down

>procreation

stop

Turn up the intensity of the vibrators placed on her nipples and clit.

Get out my katana and slice the heads off my enemies.

Probably give the same amount of fucks Kyon's currently giving. If she keeps going, then there may be some baps in the near future.

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>baps
Don't you mean braps? I mean, she's sitting right behind you. It's time to unleash hell, user.

Punch her in the vag and focus on class. It's a god damn Tuesday she can shut the fuck up!

Where do you think you are?

Quiver at the very touch of human contact.

Join the SOS Brigade

Go from esper to sperg

Fall in love.

DICK STATUS:
MUH

enjoy the attention
maybe poke her back

Underrated.

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Ignore the fucking bitch. I seriously despise women acting like shits and getting away with it because they are pretty.

Fuck you Haruhi.

Install Gentoo

On her pc?

Haruhi would be about 27 years old now, did she ever settle down?

She probably got bored and restarted the universe again as some other person.

Show her true poking power and SHIGAN her fucking face.

"i-im tired of your bullying! p-p-put the gun down now Suzumiya-san, a-and no one get's hurt"

Turn around and slap her right in the tits.

I would push the enter key

Accept her as my personal savior

Why does he never fuck her when she clearly wants it?

Haruhi is genuinely too sexy sometimes.

Because he's more tsun than her and is possibly afraid of the consequences

Rape the god

No such thing

Turn around, grab her by one cheek and kiss her, turn back, pretend nothing happend.

He's concerned about the ramifications of railing god, plus pretty deep in denial about being into her.

He's tsun as fuck about her. Plus he has been scared off by the other 3 to do so.

But this doesn't mean he won't do it at all.

Heh

He probably did after disappearance. And that's why there's no third season: he knocked up Haruhi and now she's content with the world.

Well it was pretty obvious they got together from that trip to the future to see college Haruhi. And she probably realized she is a goddess too.

I get the virgin killer sweater but this looks so silly. How did it get so popular?

The meme clothes are getting more and more forced every time.

It has the sweater puppies of your usual sweater plus showing off more skin. It still looks dumb but the principle is simple

Turn around and playfully push her shoulder in the same way.