/ptg/ President Trump General - Pulitzer Winning Journalism Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
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>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #43 (her name was Kate) 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump/HUDSec "Sleepy" Carson arrive in WPalm Beach FL 12/7/17
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>Pres Trump tours MS Civil Rights Museum 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump speech @opening for Civil Rights Museum 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump departing FL for Jackson MS 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump MAGA Rally @Pensacola FL 12/8/17
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>AF1 Takeoff for Pensacola FL 12/8/17
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>Pres Trump departing DC for Pensacola FL 12/8/17
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence swearing in DHS Sec Nielsen 12/8/17
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>AG Sessions roundtable on drug policy 12/8/17
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>SoS T-Rex presser w/FrenchFM 12/8/17
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>StateDep DepSec Sullivan on counterterrorism in africa 12/8/17
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>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Jewrusalem 12/8/17
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>TrumpTV: Lara+Madison talk draining the swamp 12/8/17
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>TrumpVid: I kept my promises, others didnt! 12/8/17
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>This week @State 12/8/17
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>Pres Trump hosts Hanukkah Reception 12/7/17
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MAGA

>grow the church
lmao, Atheist Argentinigger Antipope doesn't want to grow the church he just wants more cattle for globalist NWO

100% American

I wish Roy Moore would fuck my daughter in front of me. He definitely has my permission. It's a shame my wife is too old for him.

hilldawg weighed in on the terror attack.

Oh no....

...

Happy Christmas

I FUCKING HATE our media..

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>Trump: we're going back to the Moon, also Mars
>media: LOOK AT HOW MUCH DIET COKE 45 DRINKS
Gas the media.

So somewhere between 1 and 5
1 being
>Hangnail
and
5 being
>Tortured slowly for years having pieces of my flesh sliced off with rusty dull knives, beaten, deprived of sleep, have family members executed infront of you

Where does "Kissed but wasn't into it" fall??

>Wasting all that Diet Coke to illustrate what 12 Diet Cokes look like.

Hello, my name is Mr Trump
I believe you have a tax return for me

Sounds hot

>he actually did it the absolute madman

>thinking Roy Moore's senate office won't be the safest space in Washington, DC

It's the same thing. And just because right wing people don't accept the pope doesn't make him not the head of the church.

>296
Too early, stop

>You must wait longer before deleting this post

Who made this stupid fucking feature and how long does it take before you can delete?

F

Got to know your viewers, they don't have enough braincells to know what it looks like unless you picture it for them

How long have you been baking user?
Just got on, catching up.

that SS would put you about 90 years old you dip shit.

*votes democrat*

You guys are killing me
You know damn well that's exactly what he tried to do, too

Reminder: Bloomberg and the entire state of Commiefornia are in open sedition against the United States, and Governor Jerry Brown is boozing it up while his state burns.
> youtube.com/watch?v=5f7aqZUSMYU

How so?

quit being a desperate guy

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Trump likes lots of ice-cream and lots of coke. In Australia we have a drink called a Spider, which is coke with a scoop of ice-cream floating in it. Trump should try it

I dunno, I'm studying and baking at the same time, so what difference does it make?

Kek

MANIFEST DESTINY 2.0 SOON

He only wanted your VCR grandpa! Why are you so mean!

>90 year old
>falling for internet scam
>unlikely
user, I...

Is this real?

Top kek, there is no deleting stuff from the internet user. Enjoy having your enemy's SSN and identity stolen (as nobody would be that dumb to post their own)

There it is.

It's not a real SS number, that's why it didn't filter. See:

149-81-4224

we call it a Coke Float.

Are you retarded?

Should I mark your answer down as a 1 then?

I mean, what's the point of raising a daughter if you can't even see her get fucked?

If you vaguely know the location of birth and how old someone is you can work it out since there is a procedure for generation.

Argentina's number one export is soy. How about being a crypto-communist soy boy nigger?

oh fuck.

They could have gotten cans or bottles. Why pour it in glasses? Why the shoot at a restaurant? What are they trying to illustrate?

its known in America as a float

First three numbers.
Nothing at all. Please don't get defensive, I just know you as a tenacious baker and a good one at that.

What does Trump plan to do about the 13 year old butt slut problem?

Based. More american blood needs to flow.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

As others have said it is far far too old a number

No. She made that exact same tweet about the gun used in Las Vegas though, which was equally stupid

Kinda

It only works for Americans abroad

149-81-4224

Not bad.

KYS

shit

w-what

>128-23-6013

Try now

Stop killing my sides.

So this is the power of Canadian healthcare

Bull shit.
Those are random numbers.

drumpf drinks soda

Amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!

What the fuck is a bjoepussi?

Even better is a Black Cow. Dr. Pepper with a scoop of ice cream.

Have you ever tried it with rootbeer?

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Number 5 is a bit too extreme of a sexual fantasy for me desu, though if trish were doing it...

>twitter.com/Breaking911/status/940336205446737922
Seems like we will have good videos.

e-celeb cancer should be banned from Sup Forums

Gay black Muslims on Mars!

>piss off almost 2billion people
>wtf why are they attacking us :(

American blood WILL flow and Israel will cease to exist

the news is in a sad state

what the fuck am I supposed to do with this?

Stupid fucking white people.

White leftists sold us all out to the fucking spics.

before anyone sperges out
using meme arrows to write plot points in a story is just efficient. Get over it.
>went to store
>bought some milk
>come home
>drank it

Rather than
I went to the store today and then I bought some milk. When I came home I drank it.

Alla på detta forumet älskar Sverige.

be sure to go after leftists

It's a reason you go private in Norway if you don't want to wait months.

You got your treepost, we're all very proud, but don't come into an American thread and start pretending like you invented the damn root beer float.

My mistake, the second group of two numbers is the group number which could potentially give your age range.
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IMPEACH!

The post was about the subhuman state of socialized medicine.

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Ok, ok we all had a good fun talking about Trump's diet. But if the legends are true shouldn't he be at least three times as fat as Chris Christie?

Indeed
Impeach

>80 percent in Nubia (southern area in Egypt
>This one region in Egypt has so many cousins marrying each other
>but still not as inbred as Pakistan

Should've archived that.

No, Trump banned Oreos.

so...Gayniggers from Outer Space?

wew i havent seen this since my Sup Forums days

Lurk a lot moar and you'll be ok

so what should we expect from the election tomorrow? How long until results are known?

PRIVATIZE IT ALL
PUBLIC SECTOR BUREAUCRAT NIGGERS ARE CANCER
SPESS TRAIN AIN'T GOT NO BRAKES

Essentially he's saying "The United States can't handle the gas bill needed to go beyond the Earth."