Brit/pol/ - Le 56% Family Face

>Keith Chegwin: 'True telly legend' dies aged 60
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-42313706

>NHS ruining the lives of kids
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/10/nhs-asks-10-year-olds-comfortable-gender-school-survey/

>more pedos
independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/london-grooming-gang-new-exposed-found-police-warning-children-abuse-girls-uk-newham-stratford-a8099346.html

>Muh Snow
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42297150

>Brexit: David Davis wants 'Canada plus plus plus' trade deal
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42298971

>Max Clifford is dead
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42300593

>Chances of no-deal Brexit have 'dropped dramatically' - David Davis
theguardian.com/politics/2017/dec/10/no-deal-brexit-odds-dropped-dramatically-david-davis

>Palestinians to snub Pence during visit over Jerusalem move
reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-israel-gaza/palestinians-to-snub-pence-during-visit-over-jerusalem-move-idUSKBN1E308K?feedType=RSS&feedName=newsOne

>Palestinians to reject meeting with Trump as anger over Jerusalem rises
theguardian.com/world/2017/dec/09/palestinians-reject-trump-meeting-anger-jerusalem-israel-capital

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GET IN MBEKE
BACK OF THE NET MY SON WAHEY

Any you man done 23 and me?

nth for WN has gyno

im pretty anglo

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Yes, take away the sting of the meme by self deprecation, that'll work.
Went with ancestry UK instead, as they seperate the British from the Irish. Still waiting for the results. Is that a LARP or are you actually Jamal?

Context?

It's pretty funny

please stop talking to my husband

he is sinking into a depression from your bullying and is becoming increasingly obsessed with you

he spends up to 12 hours a day online, sometimes urinating himself while using the computer

please ignore him

we want him to come home to us

Still very much-
>doubt.jpg

I'm more moral than Mr Morality himself.

Brilliant.

Fingers crossed for results like this.

GET IN M'BONGO
WHAT A STRIKE

Should we cap the sales of energy drinks to over 16s only? I saw a group of primary school kids walking around with Rockstar cans, if their parents are too dumb to intervene then what is there to do?

I have a harem of women.

I suck dick for 2s on a fag

Another CDaN blind item about Meghan Markle being an escort. Third or Forth one so far.
crazydaysandnights.net/2017/12/blind-item-9_11.html

Add it to the nude photo site that is set to launch about her. Winder if they'll wait till after the wedding to spill the beans for increased value or whether competing groups will clamber to launch first and save Harry before the big day.

BASED Quentin

Nonce.

you some kind of batty boy famm?

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brit/pol/ be like

>just rolling a spliff now lad

For encountering children in the street being hooligans thanks to excessive consumption of caffeine and sugar?

>still larping
What happened to your millions, what happened to your cars?

fucking kek

Kek

woah... you mean.... things change over time?

>Southern European

From when the taxpayer payed for the police to celebrate pride week, they all got painted up with rainbows and pounced around from a couple days.
Got it from a parody account of Sussex police
>the absolute state of the pigs in general

What will her title be?

man is on that monogamy ting at the moment you get me?

Tesco-chan is cute

I never pretended to have cars.

Pube BTFO

If that is true then Prince Philip will sort it out.

We are witnessing the creation of a mass murderer

eddie btfo

Just a wife and kids then?

Furfag British cartoonist defends snoopers charter and government spying because of "growing population".

You're probably younger and lonelier than me.

>me valere monent

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Duchess of londonistan

Xer Cooninness Al’Dian

You really going to do this?

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now post yours genghis

I don't see why I wouldn't, won't be too soon though.

Anyone going to traditional Britain group in London on Saturday for comfy xmas dinner?

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Is this Brit/pol/'s greatest love affair?

I can see you guys are still taking this pretty hard. Im sorry, user

Spoke to Marie earlier.

D O C K E D

>who?

Just edges Steerpike and his right hand

Did she use her aspergers superpowers on you?

peters children aren't autistic socially stunted idiots who got homeschooled by two nutters
I wonder how vargs children will ever find partners

>He's still mad about how hard I devastated him
Fucking kek

Inbreeding.

>but too much of a pussy to voice his opinions

He literally wrote a book about it

Save some 'devastating' for wn lad, don't want to get him jealous and drive him to spamming again

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if it isn't badly produced youtube videos of him sweatingly breathing and mumbling down the lens then it might as well not exist for britpol

This, but also this

Shame no one could drive you to the boatyard

I still hope that's fake.

>a general with tripcunts

100% cancer

He ignored me when I sent him an email.

lol

Why won't you name a city/town? Too afraid L
L
L
L
L M A O

Where's Kubrick Hitchens? Got any new ones?

holy fucking cringola user you sure are autistic

jej

Seriously though, did you have to pay VAT when you got your wife or is it like books being tax exempt?

Whos in cannock?

Just got hit on by some fag in a bookshop lads

Sent him another email. Might respond this time.

Goods from outside the EU are VAT exempt but you have to pay import duty.

I had an autist customers kid dancing in a puddle of melted snow at my work.
His parent said he has 'special needs'.
I said "its ok let him dance, I really don't mind."

Dance on, autism boy.

who's the one on the right?

Don't know, hoping anyone shows, everyone is invited.

Just picked areas around some bigger cities in the hopes that someone does show, for now the areas I've chosen are:

>Carlisle
>Liverpool/Manchester area
>Birmingham area
>Leeds/York area
>Newcastle area

This might change later, haven't decided on the details yet.

did he start schreeching about catholicism and oswald mosley

Ask him if he's got an archive somewhere of his old videos to put back online. Also tell him its been a week since the last one. Also, just post a quick photo of your wife's feet. Do it for me.

Well like i said, leeds or york, I'll be there

Cannock is about a mile away from me

pick someone near birmingham new street so it's easy for evereyone to come at once by train from north and south for a battle royale

tfw made this meme

No, but he did have a big nose.
Looked like a Norman not a Saxon.

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RIP

youtube.com/watch?v=RIbaZh-zzbA

what's iron marches obsession with hindu mythology , i was reading there once and it took my back to year 9 RE

Looks legit.

Hello, my name is Alex, and I am addicted to memes.

Why? What are you up to now you fuck.

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>Voting intention has the Tories back ahead for the first time since the June election
>CON 42%(+2),
>LAB 41%(nc),
>LDEM 7%(nc)

Literally how?

Did genuinely happen. I feel really put down now. Very gut wrenching response.

Post the message you sent.

Just so you know though, I'll do the trip at night, probably depart around evening time so I can get home by morning and it won't be inside the city like I said a thousand times. So you may need a car and I'll probably pick a date where you wagies won't have any excuse for it being past your bedtime, probably a weekend or some form of holiday. Won't be this year though since Christmas, new year and some other shit too.

>>everyone is invited
I go back on my word, no underagers allowed.

Absolute retard.

>Doesn't begin with hullow yes
>Doesn't end with okay thank you
obvious fake