Something is wrong with my paladin

something is wrong with my paladin...

Poor little white paladin.

That breastplate is completely unrealistic and would catch blows instead of glancing them off.

you're just assuming that all the blows would be perpendicular which is just as unrealistic.

She isn't riding my dick, that is whats wrong.

But that's the way she likes it

There is no sound in space. Star Wars is unrealistic.

she already got the taste of the wolf fang FISTUUUUUU
you wont insert your dick into something used and be a cuck or will you user?

i dont think that's breastplate
i dont even think what she is wearing could be considered armour
doesnt even look like armour, and doesn't seem to protect anything

yamcha is too beta for darkness. she needs someone who won't even acknowledge her existence, like me.

>That breastplate is completely unrealistic and would catch blows instead of glancing them off.
>catch blows instead

That's the point

>yamcha is too beta
nice one

It's meant to catch blows if you know what I mean.

did he get blown up again after that?

I bet you look like this

...

I NEED more muscle art of darkness. Holy fuck my dick.

It's a female

>ripped abs
>completely smooth arms and legs

Its an edit. In the anime she has a smooth body.

DEEN might give her abs now or later now that she is a higher level. Kazuma makes a note of how rock hard they are in the Lns.

That's the idea. Catch blows to protect party.
Dodge tanks can go suck it, Paladina bestu.

how do you get rock hard abs?

dehydration

It's like getting a rock hard cock.

Yamcha already banged every waifu in existence. He cucked us all