/ptg/ President Trump General - "It Was Supposed To Be A Joke" Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com/JnS5Qy2Q
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
youtu.be/sW85ZcswiqM
>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #43 (her name was Kate) 12/9/17
youtu.be/pfVIIMtcDWw
>Pres Trump/HUDSec "Sleepy" Carson arrive in WPalm Beach FL 12/7/17
youtu.be/poBKMJPEcrI
>Pres Trump tours MS Civil Rights Museum 12/9/17
youtu.be/ardkXd05tOg
>Pres Trump speech @opening for Civil Rights Museum 12/9/17
youtu.be/yC0MQpSSx88
>Pres Trump departing FL for Jackson MS 12/9/17
youtu.be/95d068VFLwA
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally @Pensacola FL 12/8/17
youtu.be/rEzEGto67Jw
>AF1 Takeoff for Pensacola FL 12/8/17
youtu.be/lJHA01giu-U
>Pres Trump departing DC for Pensacola FL 12/8/17
youtu.be/lt69swGLUzw
>Pres Trump/VP Pence swearing in DHS Sec Nielsen 12/8/17
youtu.be/vwe23O4kryg
>AG Sessions roundtable on drug policy 12/8/17
youtu.be/qax8uwMyxYM
>SoS T-Rex presser w/FrenchFM 12/8/17
youtu.be/N1lBozci8w8
>StateDep DepSec Sullivan on counterterrorism in africa 12/8/17
youtu.be/NVYUXZZaphI
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Jewrusalem 12/8/17
youtu.be/wFumFNy7EgY
>TrumpTV: Lara+Madison talk draining the swamp 12/8/17
youtu.be/_VaX19Mdt48
>TrumpVid: I kept my promises, others didnt! 12/8/17
youtu.be/_A3iujSEe8g
>This week @State 12/8/17
youtu.be/_9YgibLW1qU
>Pres Trump hosts Hanukkah Reception 12/7/17
youtu.be/-4RIR4sdaCE

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youtube.com/watch?v=_ygIUgPNGi4
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

MAGA

fuck trump

tuck frump

too late, awoobaker

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ROSENKIKE JUST WHAT IS GOING ON HERE IN THIS LITTLE TRUMP INVESTIGATION OF YOURS

>A senior Justice Department official demoted last week for concealing his meetings with the men behind the anti-Trump “dossier” had even closer ties to Fusion GPS, the firm responsible for the incendiary document, than have been disclosed, Fox News has confirmed: The official’s wife worked for Fusion GPS during the 2016 election.

>Contacted by Fox News, investigators for the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence (HPSCI) confirmed that Nellie H. Ohr, wife of the demoted official, Bruce G. Ohr, worked for the opposition research firm last year. The precise nature of Mrs. Ohr’s duties – including whether she worked on the dossier – remains unclear but a review of her published works available online reveals Mrs. Ohr has written extensively on Russia-related subjects. HPSCI staff confirmed to Fox News that she was paid by Fusion GPS through the summer and fall of 2016.

blhx.wikia.com/wiki/Hammann
>has guns
>has american flag print
>is cute
>white

Needs more trump hats desu.

Never, methinks.

where are all my HILDAWGS at?

Whats a reasonable course of action?

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Obviously ending the entire investigation.

>Eurofag spelling

I would be dumping hilldawgs if I was at my main comp, fellow hilldawg m8. Stay strong.

WOOF WOOF WOOF

>tfw have to take a calculus exam tomorrow but didnt have enough time to study properly due to 5 bazillion other exams
>pls pray for my white soul

Update on Ross Mnuchin and Tillerson? Mattis too.

Ayyyy wats good homie

I really fucking hate the term "Normie" it really shows how much of normalfag you are

>Rod, what's going on, big guy?

LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE AINT WHAT IT USED TO BEEEE

Everything is fine
Mueller and his team are professionals of unimpeachable character
Nothing is on fire
I don't smell any smoke
What are you guys talking about?

rip

fuckin stupid retard pmurt

That's an evil Pusheen. >:3

Swamp must be torn apart by Trump

>Not having a good study schedule
>white
Try again, Jamal.

I found one, welcome to the club pal.

>times table test at the end of the week
>wasting precious studying time on /ptg/

No need to overanalyse your neighbour m8

> Are you going to be available as a baker after the next thread, or heading to sleep
Yep, I can bake a few. Thanks for baking. I assume I take over immediately?

and what's on the news? diet coke

>talking to my mom 2 days ago
>she thinks russia helped trump
>i ask "what did russia help him with exactly?"
>"... everything"

every time
i can prove im white, i know math

>wasting

This is the happiest place on Earth

SHUT IT DOWN

DOJ SCANDAL

>initial gut reaction to all of this is rosenstain is a Jew who is trying to take down Trump
>it’s fine user he’s Trumps guy he got Muller fired not all Jews are bad!
>this
I hate being right

>128 word essay due next week
kill me now fampai

Post cute Trump girl feets

pretty shitty voice though desu

How do we start a new one on the previous administration's DOJ, FBI, etc.? Is Sessions prohibited from being part of any ancillary investigation in light of what was ACTUALLY found?

Brainlet here, who is this "Q" and what was CBTS ever even about? Never paid any attention to it or cared until now

Yeah, go ahead, it's yours

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> My grandmother is crying her eyeballs out listening to it

Portugal has good music, just swamped by a sea of cliches and top 40s. Here is an album worthy “acquiring”: Madredeus - Um amor infinito.

Here is a song from it: Moro em Lisboa. Fucking A+

[1] youtu.be/zcfoOKL-eyg [Open]
[2] pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Um_Amor_Infinito

Good luck, fellow white man

Q is Frank
Frank is anonymous
his number is 5

dig into his previous threads

>tfw considering becoming a trap
>acquire all girl clothes
>schedule laser hair removal, plan on starting hormones
>pence memes here (as well as the post-op compilations) make me rethink things
>realize that I'd be living a lie and that I was meant to be a boy if I was born this way
>canceled appointments today, and discarded all the girl clothes

Thanks /ptg/, you guys stopped me from doing something very stupid. I'm just glad I'm old enough to think things through. I hope that the Republicans strongly consider outlawing any sort of transition / hormone therapy on anyone who isn't an adult

And a mass purge of Obama sycophants in the DoJ and FBI.

Larp and Larping. a broken clock is right twice a day

>128 word
That's pussy shit

larping
retarded larping at that

Thanks for baking. Next few ones are on me.

> inb4 haiku

it was all deep learning AI that tried to sound like another insideranon

Anything happen with the tax bill today?

It doesn't matter who Q is

Ok lads, I've put my money where my mouth is, I've bet £25 on Our Roy winning tomorrow. I'll win about £10, which I will spend on beer and codeine. I very much hope you're all right about this.

shes just begging for a trump hat at this point

where you cute enough for a trap or do you have manjaw and shit

Much obliged.

This is a copy pasta right..?

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Have we won yet?

No, stop. It's a bunch of fucking larping garbage and they all belong on 8gag. No more of that on Sup Forums ever anywhere.

A gypsy making a million vague predictions doesn't mean anything.

Shut the fuck it, it was a bunch of larping boomer nigger newfags

Why the fuck didn’t you just wait for VR technology? Then you can be degenerate in your own home and act like a normal human being outside

That's about the extent of "knowledge" I hear from people as well. Makes you realize just how easy an operation like Mockingbird was/is to pull off.

>128 words

what manner of meme is this

write five words a minute and you'll be done in a half hour

>spend years on Sup Forums growing disillusioned with consumerist culture
>now my family's bugging me on what I want for Christmas and I'm drawing a blank on things I want that aren't guns or ammo

Because the larping niggers can take it back to 8gag

Got check 8chain.

Nice digits and pasta.

>I hope that the Republicans strongly consider outlawing any sort of transition / hormone therapy on anyone who isn't an adult
I hope it gets banned entirely.

OH SHIT IS IT GONNA BE NIGHT OF THE LONG KNIVES?

wtf is that all about?

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>Pence is destroying the boipussi market without even being president
Sad!

only reason I was even here today is because I mostly just had to copy/translate shit, not actually do any serious work. If any anons here actually have something more serious than that, wasting your time here is the most stupid decision you could be making, you will never get that time back

Socks

Better not fug my flight up I swear to god

> Thanks /ptg/, you guys stopped me from doing something very stupid. I'm just glad I'm old enough to think things through.
I’m happy for you user. Don’t forget to fix the underlying issue that led you to such extreme thoughts

> I hope that the Republicans strongly consider outlawing any sort of transition / hormone therapy on anyone who isn't an adult
The left is a joke

> baptizing toddlers and young kids? That’s indoctrination and child abuse, they have no agency to consent
> a kid likes dolls? Let’s cut his penis off and start on hormones

Boomers

Oh my lord what digits

>new kids are seeking a place here
Put hat on first, then we talk.

>slow news weekend
>Because everyone is off work
>Monday rolls around
>LOTS OF NEWS

You know, I'm going to go out on a limb here and says that shit actually does indeed happen in the world on Friday Nights, Saturdays and Sundays.
The whole doesn't fucking stop just because it isn't journalists 9-5 office hours.

THEY DON'T PRESENT NEWS ANYMORE
THEY JUST GIVE MORE OF THE DAILY SOAP OPERA

>Going to 8gag

Can't go wrong with books or things that can help you be productive

Is this still the mark of a newfag or have we gone through the deep end and now pretending to be a newfag replying to the essay bait is now a form of bait in and on itself?

FUCKING NEWFAGS REEEEEEEEEEEE

nice pasta. there's nothing wrong with cross-dressing in the privacy of your own home. It's just when you start forcing me to call you a woman, that shit doesn't slide.

ROSEEENSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIN

I couldn't think of any shit either, eventually I just went with a few books, a new phone case, and some tools.

Hownew.ru

>feet
I think there's one somewhere in this picture

When meeting up with college friends two weeks back I was amazed how many had fallen for that along with buying fully into the MSNBC line that he's senile and isn't running anything.

yes.
Yes.
YES!

Tell me later if you or your folks enjoyed it.

Plebbit fuck off

I'm on this

youtube.com/watch?v=_ygIUgPNGi4

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Is this suppose to be negative?
Because I'm seeing yet another good Trump reaction image
He's a bull and he's smiling

I have to go back to listening to some real music. Reading books and going to the theatre/opera is actually popular here, believe it or not, should spend some free time on a thinking man's activity

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