The mind of a rapist, Preuße never changes, beat up strangers without a reason; I'm a anus. Walk the street in a "Beat It" jacket with a glove to match it, drop the hat shit; I put my head on opposite and step backwards, a walking zombie that's ornery pulling armed robberies on politicians without a sense of camaraderie.
Ryder Ward
> I was just a little lad, didn't even know. > Met my sexy lover where the water flows. > Boats galore! Balmaha yard > Where we pull our cheeks apart.
>Dock your boat right on the pier. >Don't be shy, Tis only God I fear >I need you Eddie, my deepest hearts desire >You stretch my arse, it burns like fire
>Oh WN Dear, I love you so. >In your arse my boat will go >Our love will gush and spill and flow >Sail on to whiter waters/ >Anonymongs we'll surely slaughter.
>Deeper now, we're almost there. >I cannot see the the land so fair! >The winds are rising, god be praised. >Fill me with your mayonnaise.
Dominic Peterson
What keeps you coming back here folks? Is it the drama? Anime? Suicideposting?
i cried for five minutes when i found out. he was a massive part of my childhood
Ryan Hernandez
That 'story' was the biggest load of bollocks, just revolved around desperately linking Brexit to Russia.
Adrian Gutierrez
What uni?
Jack Ross
fucking thot
Nicholas Brown
>take control of a country through force or democracy >import mass amounts of non-natives to undercut natives >give the non natives power over the natives through legal privilege or financial subsidy >weaken the natives so they cannot resist, use non natives to police natives >genocide/starve natives if necessary
post yfw when you realise Britain and the British are getting 'British Empired'
Colton Morris
tmi
Owen Ward
That's the right answer
Parker Carter
Bump. we're sliding fast.
Carson Young
Don’t forget to keep a big tv in your house so your daughter can watch this and naked attraction.
Christopher Jenkins
>chancellor Philip Hammond attacks Donald trumps tax cuts A ‘Conservative’ attacking the most powerful man in the world for cutting taxes thus ruining our national relationship further. What a fucking joke he and all the others in the Conservative party are. Just fucking end it.
Colton Long
>"open university" Eddie
Zachary Hughes
big if true
Ayden White
Kek
Charles Richardson
If we're hated by America we'll need to form closer ties with the EU :^)
Benjamin Gutierrez
Occasionally it’s interesting to post and see what is posted
Liam Myers
...
Brandon Lee
And when not letting her watch shit like Love Island or the latest Nicki Minaj or Little Mix music video, put on Match of the Day and here comes Nbababwe down the centre, passes to Logogbaba GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Evan Reyes
...
Elijah Lee
>those low tier wog names
Try better next time.
Benjamin Thompson
>couldn't be bothered to open a list of kenyan names
shoot me.
Matthew Bennett
>Lily James >Turn to page 3 Shame it's not the sun
Justin Young
Ok brainlet.
Juan Barnes
>you like different fuddball team from me, me hayde you >me smash your head i- >MUBANGA YESSS! GO ON MY SON!!! COME ON, GET STUCK IN THERE!
YESSS! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL
Xavier Moore
suffice it to say, it is a (real) university
Camden Mitchell
or as real as UK universities are, i mean real as in 3d and not like eddie's 2d unifu
Ian Martinez
Nbababwes going to be coming down the centre all right if you catch my drift
Josiah Gray
Personally its for the pats.
Anthony Fisher
what is this anime
Kevin Peterson
I assume you are a bottom, right?
Cameron Moore
Scotland is Germanic
Nicholas Rivera
Haiyore Nyaruko-san
Benjamin Thompson
Haiyore! Nyaruko-san
Lincoln Cooper
>Who actually gives a shit about Keith Chegwin?
You fucking cunt. Say that to my face mate and I'll fucking deck your cunt arse from here til next week.
Cheggers was a fucking legend. He wasn't afraid of doing anything as long as it would make people smile.
Lets see you present a low budget channel 5 naked version of a popular children's quiz show from CITV with your little tadger flopping about wearing nothing but an explorers hat.
Whats that? too afraid to? Cheggers wasn't because he knew the women would drool over him, not because of tally whacker size (which was on the small side if anything) but because he was Keith Muther Fucking Chegwin.
Dude was like Bruce two point oh. He presented Music shows, quizzes, the big breakfast, Kids TV, adult TV, did pantos, was the star of several Rickey Gervace comedies and had a video game franchise.
Not a fucking casual mobile app, a proper game for the fucking Nintendo, Sony and Xbox things, that had a physical release, not just a cop out download either.
EVERYONE actually gives a shit about Cheggers.
Now fuck off before I box your ears, mate.
Joshua Garcia
These are fucking top haven't seen this 1 before
Aiden Rodriguez
LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LAA LAA LAA LAA *throws beer all over it's other* LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL *watches wogs run round a field*
Cooper Rogers
fucking Britcoin lads, get on it.
Benjamin Price
>was the star of several Rickey Gervace comedies Cancer.
Carson Russell
That time of the night where Britpol becomes gaypol.
Oliver Price
b-bitcoin
Jeremiah Davis
Supposedly Cheggers is going to get "Pop knob in fanny" inscribed on his gravestone kek
Dylan King
Who else can't wait for the NHS to collapse? It's pure communism, it makes me sick to my stomach, lads.
Matthew Roberts
Fucking hell mate it happend once...
Connor Parker
The welfare state too please
Cameron King
>use non natives to police natives import mass amounts of non-natives to undercut natives Utter tosh. We extensively employed the natives of our conquered lands to police their own people because we understood that an order among brothers is more easily accepted than an order among strangers. When we conquered lands we would, population permitting, quickly go about grooming a selection of the population to take on political, military and civic roles. Please learn about the principles of the Empire before opening your mouth.
Camden Garcia
>It's pure communism No, it's not.
Blake Lewis
>we >our
Mason Wilson
>use non natives to police natives >import mass amounts of non-natives to undercut natives Utter tosh. We extensively employed the natives of our conquered lands to police their own people because we understood that an order among brothers is more easily accepted than an order among strangers. When we conquered lands we would, population permitting, quickly go about grooming a selection of the population to take on political, military and civic roles. Please learn about the principles of the Empire before opening your mouth.
Isaiah Bailey
fucking yas
im here
who wants bummed?
James Wood
...
Asher Sanders
What long roads are there in the Greater Manchester/Merseyside area that I can tear across at 100mph, not being caught while blaring this lads?
FUCKIN AYE YA ENGLISH BASTARDS ,SCOTLAN DON WAN NEY TRUMP
Owen Ross
What's your issue?
John Green
>not hitting the touge you really are gay, aren't you?
Liam Sanders
Ooh ooh, me :)
Josiah Peterson
Is refugees a new ale?
Cameron Flores
What is your old name?
Zachary Brown
>I not knowing the why but the shitpostings and the bloody making show of funny things in the Britain because the Sup Forums is the full of the Donald-retards and no comfy politics anymore. Bloody fixing them soon.
Bentley Reed
Next Britpol, remember to add this story to the links:
So are you saying I should drive up the Lake District?
Samuel Sanders
>tfw when no-one gives a fuck about who backed Remains campaign because multi-national conglomerates are lovely
Chase Phillips
You didn't do fuck all you LARP cunt, and even you were around back then and in the army, "we" didn't have colonies etc, our masters did. The average pleb didn't benefit at all from the empire, and we flooded with the cunts after the war as a thanks for the hard work.
Evan Thompson
fuck off kai
Anthony Clark
Nah, youve already seen my hand - you'll get a closup view of it on your tour...
Julian Richardson
This
Angel Richardson
Yes, we.
Nicholas Williams
This is why Americans always have some one hold their beer during such activities.
Connor Torres
cold lads
Brayden Diaz
>we
Sebastian Barnes
Double duvet time mate. Kicked the missus out of bed last night to put another one on...
Colton Parker
...
Jaxon Morgan
>missus
Subhuman pleb detected. Did you enjoy your iceland frozen lasagna tonight you lower class cunt?
You can post all the stuff you like but it will never change the reality that the blood of men that conquered the world runs in my blood, and the Empire and it's achievements are ours, not "theirs". I love being British, your limp posts won't change that.