BREAKING: CNN confirms Trump to be removed from office due to health concerns at 8:00AM tomorrow

CNN and the New York Times have both confirmed through numerous unnamed White House medical staff that President Trump has several major and ongoing medical issues. It has been confirmed that these issues are serious enough to violate the Logan Act, and will soon force Trump to step down from office. Mueller's investigatory team is expected to announce Hillary Clinton as his predecessor tomorrow morning at an 8AM press conference. This time, surely, it is over for Drumpf?

LARP

>no source
Yep, it really is over for Drumpf for the nth time this year.

>no source or proof
>DRUMPF IS FINISHED
sage goes into the options field

This proves that Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin both knowingly have consumed Diet Coke, leading to the Great Election Hack of 2016. Drumpftards BTFO.

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>senile farts

CNN has additionally confirmed that Mueller will hold his press conference announcing Hillary Clinton as supreme American President Overlord in the parkinglot of Burger King, the arch rival of Trump's favored McDonald's Restaurant chain.

>trump drank too much coke and this violates the logan act

shoulda went with pepsi, nothing personnel

> is expected to announce Hillary Clinton as his predecessor
> predecessor

Are they going to rewrite history?

this fucker drinks a dozen non-diet cokes a day

this is gayist
im coining this one:
gayist: being a self-righteous fucking faggot

THIS right here is why 8ch is better than cuckchan. OP thread would be anchored and the faggot would be b&.

You niggers need to get a life.

>b& ironic baiters over actual spammers

you have to go back

>advertising the board that isn't quite full of faggots on the board that is overflowing with faggots

Yes, CNN has confirmed that all history books shall record Hillary as the first American President and final American president, unnamed Washington officials established that Hillary is an eternal force springing forth from the earth. The New York Times confirmed CNN's story, noting that Hillary Clinton is the very essence of life itself and any written, spoken, or whispered criticism of her shall result in instantaneous death, like a thousand lightening bolts shooting forth from the sky.

>Hillary is Trump’s predecessor
American education at its finest, everyone

That's not bad senpai.

I'm not american I'm Pakistani-Canadian, studying in the US.

BREAKING NEWS: OP IS A FAGGOT