How do we stop Ohio?
How do we stop Ohio?
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Can't be done. Ohio is an unstoppable force.
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Can't be done. Ohio is an unstoppable force.
whatever you do DO NOT COME HERE. This place is terrible DO NOT COME HERE. It is FULL please DO NOT COME HERE. There is NOTHING TO SEE IN OHIO DO NOT COME HERE.
Ohio is just lebensraum for the Pennsreich.
Sorry, but you can't stop us in any capacity. We will go to any length to protect our home.
Columbus here.
You can't stop us.
We have the most astronauts. We already rule space if you also say the USA rules space.
Can't be done. Ohio is an unstoppable force. We have tons of work available here in Columbus. Sadly just as many hood rats though.
You can fuck off and die how about that?
This. We are full.
Michigan has already cucked Ohio. They are done.
I was born in ohio (steubenville). What an absolute shithole
Ohio wants so badly to be Texas
my dad was born in Akron and most of his family is still in Ohio. I agree it is a shithole
yes i'm sure they want to be a magnet for californians and mexicans
Do you like fucking gray skies? Because I can tell you the forecast from October to May in Ohio: Fucking gray skies.
You don't
t.Pennsylvanian (Ohio's Greatest Ally)
Ohio is literally unstoppable. You can't even compete don't try it your roads are a joke to us there is a reason we make fun of the Michigan border its a fucking visible line dividing liquid dog shite and civilization. Your governor is probably a joke compared to our based taco eater. Thats right our governor does more than yours with 100.00% certainty. Stuffing his face with tacos and pizza means he isn't fucking you in the asshole with new taxes. Your state government isn't probably unified like ours. OSU alone has more intellectual power than the entire rural south put together.
It feels good being an Ohioan
Really guys? We're replying to this? FUCKUING MKODS DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS
I should really proofread before I shitpost. Carry on.
I didn't think the Ohio meme was real.
>be USAFfag
>get to travel the world
>almost done with contract, but considering reenlistment
>what's my next assignment?
>"lol, you get to go to wright patterson, Ohio"
>well, surely it's only for a few years like my overseas tours
>"lol, conus tours are indefinite until said otherwise"
>well how long have people been here
>5-10 years, most of them quit or get get kicked out for pt failure, maybe retire
>one dude from another squadron killed himself
>maybe I can cross-train
>"lol no, your job is """critically-manned""""
>surrounded by bitter old people and suicidal fucks
so much for reenlistment. Fuck you Ohio, you boring, corn covered, shitty-driver-filled, broken roaded, Somalian nigger blighted, geriatric fart stained, flatter than a feminist land
Stop them from what? I forget Ohio even exists, not on anyones radar except losers that live there.
rude desu
Can't be done. Ohio is an unstoppable force.
>Ohio is an unstoppable force.
Fellow Ohioan here. Unfortunately we are kind of unstoppable.
Michigan has the upperhand
You just have toledo.
No fucking way.
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Toledo is literally Michigan in every way though, except that Ohio is stuck with it.
Lima here, go ahead and feel better about yourselves rest of Ohio.
dayton is horrible. in fact all the 2nd tier cities in Ohio are horrible. Dayton, Akron/Canton, Youngstown, Toledo, etc are some of the worst places in the country.
The three C's are dull as fuck but at least they are big(ish?) cities with things to do other than heroin
I live in hillibillies right next to amish and I can confirm both.
ohio master race here
the further south you go the better it gets
everything up north we have better down south
Chagrin Falls is evil.
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I can confirm Ohio has already infected Alaska
It's definitely prettier down south.
These fuckers will never see it coming. Who's ready to fuck Ohio qts?!?!
Ohio will lead the chad insurrection.
there's nothing in chagrin falls but rich old people and trees
This kills the lead brained Michizombie
Which part has the fracking?
>Michigan cucked Ohio
Ahem
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>Who's ready to fuck Ohio qts?!?!
There's a saying here in the northwest. Fucking the women in Ohio is like drinking the water in Mexico. You might be thirsty, but you're going to get sick.
FACT: OHIOANS are the most POWERFUL RACE in the entire WORLD
More like stupidville
lol
>Ohio qts
I've always had the impression that they're all overweight.
Dammit that should have been the first post
And that is evil.
Well... at least you have Kewpee Hamburgers
There are some towns with really nice land (like Rootstown) inbetween the cities. Thats really the best part. City life is for degenerates.
Yeah we do. Fucking love Kewpee, was my first job when I turned 15.
Mayfield Hts is especially evil.
As a Californian. All Ohioans should've been genocided in the Advent of Toledo.
This is my city.
Cleveland is awesome
>As a Californian.
We should have been genocided? Enjoy your aids burger in paradise faggo.
>Browns and Bengals
shit
>Indians and Reds
shit
>Cavs
were shit for 60 something years and were gifted a chip
>ShitJackets
shit
its all polluted to hell and back everywhere but ohio has a shitload of gravel under the ground filtering the water so its pretty based
like living in the fallout world but without the death from drinking water
we've done quite a number on florida, too.
At least you're not Detroit!
Guido's Pizza in Chesterland is overrated.
nothing in mayfield heights except really poor old people, an office park, and a costco
keep going tho I'm enjoying this
FUCKING BACKSTABBERS. PREPARE FOR WAR.
t. Michigan
redpilling them on wwii would help
read pic
sorry about your luck. nice baseball park, shitty baseball team.
rural ohioan here, stopping by to say we are full. dont bother.
old map I made of the 'land
Cincinnasty is a complete shithole.
>tfw ohioan
So why did Ernie Anderson leave? Bob Wells? Barneby?
Let's do the Ohio thing and compare who has it worse.
Sure, you can keep your corn fields. I have the freight trains.
Delete this.
Fuck off Florida is full.
>Muh sportsball
Can confirm. The niggers in Mayfield Hts and South Euclid are particularly savage and mean spirited,
Seems accurate, if only for where I like. "Light houses and beaches" is one of the better places in Ohio. There are also some wineries there. Might check out the top-center gray counties someday.
Of spic mongrels
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I work in Dayton a lot you guys have very nice and cheap prostitutes.
"Live", not like.
WHY WON'T SOMEONE STOP OHIO
reminder that ohio stole the greatest mishitigan athlete of all time. then sold him like a slave to nyc.
I know bob Wells was primarily a weather man and he got a higher paying job in Florida. Shame, he was great as Houlihan.
I'm not sure what happened to the other two.
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What's the Ohio meme?
oh sorry it must have struck a nerve
you see in Michigan we have more to life than just sports but when a Ohioan talks about our sports we have to remind them where they're from and how all they have is just sports
you see I said things that I knew would hurt the most and since I'm a Michigander and a better man I will apologize
Columbus here, memes aside this city is litered with qts.
Case Western is second tier engineering autism asylum.
Michigan is better.
Dude, we are Ohio and the Midwest's father state, all of us have mostly Germanic culture anyways compared to the rest of the US.
sauce to back this claim up
>indians
>shit
How did the Detroit Niggers play against the Tribe this year?
Tom Brady?
To be fair, a Yankee qt is like a 4
Doesn't Columbus have tons of Slavs, Here in Pittsburgh tons of Poles from Illinois are moving here due to the niggers and spics.
I imagine Ohio being like the 1950's. Can someone confirm?
This. Toledo is rightful Michigan clay