Is this the most useless first world country? I can't think of anything great that Australia has invented

Is this the most useless first world country? I can't think of anything great that Australia has invented

What do they do all day?

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Hope you're not using WIFI, radioactive nigger.

>I can't think of anything great that Australia has invented
Vegemite

>What do they do all day?
Get drunk, fight and shitpost
Sometimes we go into the city to play spot the aussie

My Pop invented Swiss Nips back in the War.

Like the cheese they were full of holes

we invented wine in a goon bag, much more convenient than bottle wine

Black box flight recorder
Spray-on skin
Electronic pacemaker
Google Maps
Medical application of penicillin
Cochlear implant (bionic ear)
Electric drill
Wi-Fi technology
Ultrasound scanner
Gardasil and Cervarix cancer vaccines
refrigeration

>What do they do all day?

get bit by sneks

They beat up pajeatss.

They drink east european tier beer.

They will be flooded with asians.

Their largest car brand just failed.

They smoke meth and fuck each others sisters.

the tank, car radio

first military tank

Try to convince themselves they are big nigs.

>What do they do all day?

can't you see all the asinine threads and incessant shitposting on here? ARE YOU BLIND?

We invented these cunts, cunts

We experiment with other men sexually. Oral and anal sex, mutual touching and cum play

I'm getting the fuck out of this fucking rock.

>Women can't hold their liquor
>Women mimic California lifestyle with the gracefulness of a Britbong
>cost of living is fucked
>cigs and booze are taxed
>drugs are cheaper than cigarettes
>hot and fucking damp like a dogs cunt

Too much time on them prison ships eh lad

I thought you brits knew all about helping your bros? Gotta make sure his dick work so he doesn't embarrass himself with Shela.

actually hitler invented the black box or at least he came up with the idea for it

My coworker is Australian, he wears flip flops in the office and i have to see his disgusting yellow toenail.

he said his sister is coming to japan and we should drink together so i was very looking forward to it. we meet and shes 6ft and about 100kg. after a few chu hai she starts crying about something i cant understand her English and my coworker gets into a fight with people at other table

i go home angry

America is the most useless. Mmm, nah. Britain actually, since they spread their Rothschild banking system.

also invtented the vibrating dildo in 1928

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Checking on how it is you know so much about dog cunts, m8

>I thought you brits knew all about helping your bros?

Well obviously. We practically invented faggotry along with the French. But we go about it in a much more classy and sophisticated manner than these benighted Aussies.

I'm certain the Aussies would like to know the classy and sophisticated way to coddle you bff's balls. Maybe a story is in order?

>tfw hot wet dog's cunt

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Fpbp
Should have called him a double nigger tho

Uhm... sweeties? Can't we just all go back to loving eachother?

Despite that, you're still a subhuman gook...

I suppose da Vinci invented the helicopter?

Cool dogs cool wet cunt

Big if true

I think only the shittest people would actually leave Aus so that's what you're exposed to I guess.

grannysmith apples, wifi, polymer banknotes, and flight recorders all came out of austalia.

And top tier posters

I don't know about others but I shitpost on Sup Forums half the day and do pushups the other half

that's a funny way to spell fairy bread and little dangly bits on hats

What about quantum qubits, spray-on skin, bionic eyes and ears, artificial blood, two cancer vaccines and all the good beer we brew?

i look at burkas and tell people that they're Pauline Hanson
gets a laugh everytime

those dangling corks keep flies away

2nd highest average sex partners 7
NZ woman...20

You've got it easy mate.

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>What do they do all day?

Shitpost allday, and get severely assblassted when shitposted.

>what do they do all day

We're busy making money with a bunch a' work mates to get pissed at the pub with our close mates where we take the piss outta local mates. Obviously.

True dat.

There's was a Slope head like you who posted on here a few months back who was upset Australia didn't have superfast internet for downloading and jacking it to Anime.

I'm glad you slopes were retired back to your cuck sheds after WWII.

>What do they do all day?
Nuffin much. Sometimes I am a cunt to people for no reason, particularly when I am on Sup Forums

It's actually lebs and darkies that beat up pajeets. Aussies are too cucked.

They invented the Hamdog

Like most things, an American invented that

BRAVO OZ, BRA-VO

what do you wear to keep the Emus away?

Every new Zealand girl seems to have a great arse for some reason tho.

>What do they do all day?

Attend gay mardi gras parades and lecture foreigners about the importance of gun control laws.

The love of Queen and cuntry

>What do they do all day?
shitpost

there's nothing amazing about wifi
using microwaves to send data is an old idea, computer networks are an old idea, it was only logical for someone to use microwaves for networking
it would have been invented anyway

anything recent?

>all the good beer we brew?
all beers taste like piss here
germans and japanese make much better beers

they do butt exercises so the men don't choose sheep over them

like that'll protect you

That Masterminds Tomato Sauce packet is genius tho

Aussie prog scene?
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If Autralians didnt have abbos they'd be the best country in the world by far

>His country literally copied white man at the turn of the century, and before were nothing but rice farming barbarians.

Lmao. Righto Asahi.

Build coal mines

sounds like you're stuck in queensland. that's too bad

You've never been there obviously. Abo's are harmless and hardly ever seen. The problem is violent drug dealing lebo scum armed with automatic weapons and a wave of chink immigration so large the big cities look like bejing.

Eucalyptus trees.

I spend most of my day jerking off to your women you slanty eyed nigger.

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Aussies are good cunts but their country is a bit of a cultural wasteland. Just look at their money, where countries will usually put their most accomplished citizens throughout history. It's a bunch of literal whos

Australia is getting worse and worse as we move away from our agricultural roots towards a immigrant fuelled service economy.

>New Zealander lecturing on cultural wasteland/literal nobodies on their money
hottest of takes mate

Who do you have? I'm guessing Edmund for one.

Hillary, Rutherford, Kate Sheppard (bitch who got the first women in the world the vote)

Sure, it's not much but there's something there of international impact at least

TOP KEK

They're fine, I've honestly never met an aboriginal I could stay mad at, cheeky buggers got a soft spot in my heart.
And a big hole in my taxes.

>first bitch to vote over world war one general

>world war 1 generals
>worthy of respect or praise

only monash

>John "if he dies, he dies" Monash
yeah nah

fuck off cunt, John Monash and Banjo Patterson will fuck anyone up

we invented the best combo in the world

hahn super dry stubbies and choice gold ciggies

Its a Chinese satellite state with dumb bogan slaves to do their bidding. Nothing more, nothing less. Fuck Australia.

>Medical application of penicillin

Lies nigger, this happened in Peoria Il
U
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Mother fucking
A

>not going XXXX bitters and Benson and Hedges Classic.

Little bish

>2k17
>Not smoking JPS

We were the first to mass produce it
We did it in bath tubs.

Get out of here, early morning bartender

LOL THE BUTTHRT AUSSIE CUNTS.

>this entire thread

but was invented by the Scottish along with whiskey, the television, the telephone, anesthesia, radar and grand theft auto

That means (You) did not invent it, aussie fag.
You just produced our discovery like a chink in a factory.

Mate, Australian wildlife are the true Aussies.
We lost the Emu war to real Australians.

Australians invented Fosters. It's Australian for beer.
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typical retarded american not knowing shit about any other country.
Australians havent drank Fosters in over 30 years you mong. Victorian Bitter, XXXX Gold and West End are the beers of choice

Who told you this is the first world country? Clearly you've been heavily brainwashed.

OP is right we havent done anything of note for ages.

The most notable Aussie achievement i can think of the last few years.... was that bloke landing the right hook on that Roo.

Other than that....were useless.

The Abos took 40,000 years and invented a stick that comes back to you if you throw it right and a hollow stick that makes noises if you blow in it just right.
Give em a few thousand years, I'm sure those cockney prison exports will cook something up.

>Inb4 What about kiwis?
Ernest Fucking Rutherford.

Whenever the US goes to Asia to kill gooks, they're always the first to join us.