Trans Friend has a Crush on Me

Ok, so I grew up with this kid.
>always hung out
>played vidya together
>we are both right wing
>i lurk Sup Forums he lurks Sup Forums
>starts acting gay
>i ask him whats up
>never explains
>go off to college
>come back for vacation
>calls me up talking in a high pitched fucked up voice
>go to his house
>he's in a fucking dress, fucking trans
>asks me to come in
>tell him i'm sick and go home

no idea what to do, we chated online a bit while I was at college and he didn't say shit about this, but he always wanted to talk about my sex life and shit

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go be happy with him, no one else is making you happy.

>pic related
Truly the greatest actor of our time.

I have plenty going on at college, this is just at home. it's only a few weeks so i could just ghost him the whole time then talk over chat. I was just looking to hang out like old times.

Is he cute?

Just fucking ditch him or have a real talk and tell him how fucked that is and that he needs to get a grip.

Show pic.
Was he cute? Passable? Tits or no tits? Still has penis or no?

report him to the police

You don’t do anyone a favour pussyfooting around. Be a goddamn man.

He's dead, Jim. Time to move on.

i know very well merican friend
we also love many trains of brazil
but no crush train is hard, hurts if crush
no good.

Ok, so I grew up with this kid.
>always hung out
>played vidya together
>we are both right wing
>i lurk Sup Forums he lurks Sup Forums
>starts acting pol
>i ask him whats up
>never explains
>go off to college
>come back for vacation
>calls me up talking in a high pitched fucked up voice
>go to his house
>he's shitposting NAtSoc and BitCoin and AnCap and Vegas memes and Trump and CP
>asks me to come in
>tell him i'm sick and go home

FIFY

btw just the fact that he browses Sup Forums is a huge red sign.

Say you'll hang out, them go in like you're gonna give him a hug, then kick him square in his testicles as hard as you can, then spit on him and leave.

Tell it you are trans and you don't like "girls "

I'm not up for fucking his life up by posting any id shit on here. I don't even know if he tells other people about this shit, maybe this was his way of telling me something? his parents weren't home when i went over there, so they might not even know.

he is asian, so i guess those guys can pull it off best. but i'm not into dicks, and he was doing some weird business suit cosplay shit, like a hillary clinton pant suit thing or something, fucking what?

i also used to joke about how sexy the pantsutis were during the elction which is even more fucked up, i was joking too, i think it was obvious i was joking

just what the fuck

our parents are friends, i'll probably see him again at some point, right now my plan is to ditch him though

why is (((sandler))) sad looking

Is he a light skin asian or those darkie south asians?

light, why?

I thought the pantsuit shit was fucking weird and actually a little funny but I don't really give a shit about what his body type. He isn't like some super butch guy that looks all fucking weird, like I said, he's asian so he can kind of pull it off....but I'm not into dicks.

Redpill/blackpill him until he either fixes or kills himself. Poor bastard.

How could Grown-ups and Grown-Ups 2 best so hated?

I've had the same issue.
>Totally "normal"
>goes to college
>gets fucked by indoctrination
>comes back a trans
What's with college and trans anyway
IT tried to be friends with me but I couldn't. It was to weird. Its been 4 years since we've communicated.

Is he cute?

that's not something i'm thinking about right now

Kek

>"Hey, I just wanted to let you know upfront that I'm not interested in establishing any kind of a sexual relationship, ok? Don't know if that's what you have been insinuating, but I feel like I've been getting that vibe for a reason and I wanted to clear the air. How about a game of Halo 3?

There you go.

Clearly.
I had the same problem with a gay friend of mine.
I just slowly cut off communication until I barely saw him.

>Friend is trans and I don't know what to do
Kurt Russel found the answer to inhuman, body shifting horrors a long time ago. You know what to do OP. Deep down you have always known.

Op couldn't man the tran.

He's kind of a good jew. IIRC he was an early investor in Netflix because he thought comedy movies were getting too degenerate, and he wanted to continue doing those goober family comedies of his. That made me respect the guy a bit.

>like a hillary clinton pant suit thing or something
>i also used to joke about how sexy the pantsutis were during the elction

Get a blackberry, set it to vibrate and put it in his boipussy user, then send him classified emails all day.

You know this is what he wants right?

>Sup Forums
>all the trap threads must've gotten to him

poor guy

Yeah but what if I just said that to a girl I knew? He hasn't blatantly shown any interest in me. I suspect he might have worn the pantsuit to give me a clue, but at the same time just because he is trans doesn't mean he wants to fuck me. He might have some dude that fucks him or something for all I know. I can't just straight up say that to him, I need something more sublte if I talk to him again. I might just not do it to stay on the safe side. This is all fucked up. I don't want to hurt his feelings.

i thought he was cool until zoltan, that's a fucking stupid movie with a stupid message

kek

>"If only you knew how bad it really is"

this armor is cool as fuck

the ((())) should be a good indication why.

OP, I had a friend growing up that came out in college. He has the high pitched voice thing going on too. He used to work for a phone sex place as Crystal a few years ago. Now he gets on Omgele and ChatRoulette with his camera turned off, but with his mic on. When he gets to the dude fapping, he dirty talks like a girl, so they can 'fap together'. He does this as a hobby and none of the dudes know what's going on.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I fucking WISH I knew a tranny

That's so funny, if you're so stupid that you want to spend time with the faggot, then go suck his dick, it won't be there much longer anyway! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Americans are the fucking best... I can't believe trannies exist still HAHAHAHA

Cut him off and alienate him
I had the same thing happen with a child hood friend but the dude just became gay instead. He sent me dick pictures after he confessed to me
The guy is really fucked up now too, he's a vegan and talks like a nigger last I heard

DUDE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THOSE STORIES
FUCK
I just came out of a Taytay thread, ready to sleep with an angel in my mind, and now you come with this shit. Fuck dude.

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>I don't want to hurt his feelings

isn't it obvious? you're in love

>at uni
>weird, almost flat tall girl with unusual voice in one of my classes
>comes and talks to me even tho I'm trying to get in with my qt nerd lab partner who looks like Velma
>obviously wants to fug
>just try to ignore but she is very persistent almost like a man
>later tells me it has a benis in a disgustingly cutesy way
>tell it not to talk to me anymore
>gets butthurt and calls me a bigot.
>sperg out and call it a degenerate poofter
>get reported to uni for not being a good goy
>now have to complete some sociology uni related to homos
>qt lab partner now won't talk to me because I'm a homophobe and apparently was only talking to me because she was trying to set me up with the tranny

But seriously OP, get that friend of yours straight. Maybe invite him to hook up with some chicks or something of the sort, he might confess something plus you will show him all you want are chicks. If he still doesn't get it you've gotta be firm, but I expect you do not go too far trying to be "firm"

Next time he contacts you, just make him/her/whatever become aware that they're giving you some flirty vibes and it's affecting the friendship. I get rejected by girls all the time when I'm trying to get them to hang out, sometimes it's because I just wanna fuck and they see through that, and sometimes it's a bummer because I thought that we could be friends. Rejection is a normal part of life, and this person is going to need to hear rejection from people they know and trust before they hear it from people in the real world.

>happy merchant hands.
Sad merchant face.

HAHAHAHAH

what the fuck people?

I'm literally a faggot, as in, a gay man, and I wouldn't even look a tranny in the eyes! What is wrong with you mongoloids? Mock them like the retards they are, this aussie at least knows how to treat human scum.

is that so different than watching hentai drawn by a middle aged male japanese neet?

is it so different than reading erotica?

is it so different than watching porn directed by a fat 50 yr old man?

I wouldn't want my friend to end up fucked up though, I would hope he would end up ok. we have been through a lot together, I don't really want the friendship to end butt I'm scared he is going to try to fuck me.

nah I'm not gay, I fuck tons of women in college. Trust me, and it's normal not to want to hurt your friends feelings

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>is that so different
Yes. The dudes he dirty talking think it's a girl. It's not. It's a big deception, not very cool at all.

>>qt lab partner now won't talk to me because I'm a homophobe and apparently was only talking to me because she was trying to set me up with the tranny

Well in that case you didn't really lose anything. Just gotta keep your power level hidden at uni.

What is with Anglos? You guys are all sorts of fucked up. You brought multiculturalism on the whole West and you're obsessed with gay LGBT fags having equal rights, it's so bizarre. You people are sick. No one else in Europe (or the world for that matter) wanted this shit except for you disgusting Anglos. You did the same thing in America, Canada, Australia and ruined all of Europe with it as well. Kyselves

>>qt lab partner now won't talk to me because I'm a homophobe and apparently was only talking to me because she was trying to set me up with the tranny
fucking kek

get yourself a negress side bitch and accuse the university of being racist against nigger lovers.

I figure if they are wacking it on omegle they are probably up for anything

aaaaaaand that's why people end up on Sup Forums

Yeah, I'm trying to figure out how to reject him without breaking his heart. At the same time, I don't even know if he is really into me. I'm wondering if there is a way to find out before it comes at a moment when I least suspect it. So maybe it's better for me to just stay away....

Pol getting weird late at night again...

>nah I'm not gay, I fuck tons of women in college. Trust me, and it's normal not to want to hurt your friends feelings

Friends fall in love all the time. Sometimes friends make the best couples user. Next time he comes over just nuzzle his chin and caress his supple breasts. Stuff his ass pussy with your quivering member.

>breaking his heart
>a tranny

Dude, get the fuck over it. Maybe the guy shouldn't become a medical abomination if he wants to attract people.

fucking disgusting...should be obvious that i like pussy

The fob niggers at uni are thirsty as fuck for white cock desu but I don't think I could bring myself to root one desu. It would definitely have to be from behind

>inhuman, body shifting horrors

I think it comes from Jewish America but hits Anglo countries first due to the shared language desu

For me it was a child hood friend who I knew for ages and who I consoled and helped through his mothers death

Trust me on this, if he went gay or became a tranny there's an underlying issue that's become deeply rooted somewhere along the way that finally manifested and changed their entire outlook
It might as well be a stranger now

Fuck your gay friend in the ass, OP. We both know that's what you want. Faggot.

Huehuehue

>disgusting

Who are you trying to convince here, you or me? Clearly you made this thread because on some level you are curious - curious to feel his warm hips gyrate against your waist until an ecstasy of climactic semen decorates his shit like fresh snow on a mountain

gas

If you can't communicate with your friends, do something about the quality of the friendship before you broach the subject of sex.

If I had a friend that turned out to be gay, and wasn't half bad looking, I'd probably put my peepee in his butthole, but then again, I don't have any friends and you never know who's a gift giver these days.

Leave him user. Sup Forums's been neo-/lgbt/ territory for a while, now.
Best you don't catch the gay.


...OP, please... don't let them change you... I don't want to lose another brother... I'm sick of this, user... this shouldn't be happening... men shouldn't be turning into gay sex objects, they should be hard-working strong men... when did it all change, user? When did we fall? The only thing worse than death is having to live through this, and with one of your friends... and then they try to get you back when you deny... they call you a bigot... get you kicked out of college... we need a god user, any god... a god would stop this...

I don't need any convincing, I don't like dicks period. I think deep down good friends are always looking for a girl that would remind them of each other, but that doesn't mean they literally want to fuck each other. Fact is he doesn't have a pussy so I'm not interested. I'm not even into anal sex porn, it's fucking gross. Quit the reverse psychology or whatever.

I don't really know what you mean by this

it's bad but it's not that bad, i have a life in college where i kind of forget about all of this. he didn't look like a deranged depressed trans either, she looked kind of happy or whatever, like giddy. I think I upset him when I left though. That's kind of where my head is now, trying to figure out if I broke him by leaving, that's not how I want things to go down with us.

this is soooo fake

Fucking kek

Just stop talking to him you idiot, worst case scenario he'll blow his brains out

don't even joke about suicide my man

i go way back with this guy

You're having a communication failure over something making you uncomfortable. This indicates that you may be having problems relating a whole array of information to your friend. Perhaps without dealing directly with this issue you can reach out and talk about something else, then when the subject comes around you'll have your bearing with how to deal with this person a little better.

like your ass isn't being protected to shitpost by homosexuals.

Hahahahaha fuck

>no idea what to do
wreck that boipucci, OP.

>i go way back with this guy

Well now you can go bareback too

>Sup Forums - turning you gay with the water

>trans
>friend
>making friends with the mentally disturbed

>like old times.
Old times are gone forever, you can never go back to old times. Its over, time takes it all from you.

This songs for you OP

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Take your literally degenerate greentexts back to

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>no idea what to do
Play a game of pretend with her.

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No, sorry. Don't want a girl that reminds me of my bros. And now I suspect that this is fake.

I just got the perfect solution.
Make him play a game where he can choose what he wants to be and see what he picks. Ask him why he did and then go on from there.

I know yyou want to s-suck farts of Traps user. mmmm

only a kike would think something so disgusting up

I know they are gone, I just don't knwo wtf made him start acting like this. I don't think I'll ever hang out with him on a regular basis anymore, but I just want to know that he's ok. Maybe if the time is right I can push him back in the hetero direction so we can hang out again.

was this shit made for my thread?

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Gassssss s s s s s ss sss. mmmm

Hot farts= gas

>this is politics
fucking mods

Not everyone here is that fucking desperate. OP you can be his friend if he's still right wing but if not cut him the out of your life. Don't embarrass yourself just to get a little approval from degenerate ass society.

>Thread Theme
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gender identity and the problems that come from it are politics these days my man, you should know this if you post here

sorry i didn't just post a picture of a tranny and make some snarky comment