/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TWEETS THAT AGED POORLY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
youtu.be/sW85ZcswiqM
>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump signs order taking us back to the moon and beyond 12/11/17
youtu.be/Wy_b5On26D0
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Res 2391 (G5 Sahel Vote) 12/11/17
youtu.be/q9dHfrAjM7E
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 12/11/17
youtu.be/s0qeYQZ7mEo
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #20 (Lara) 12/11/17
youtu.be/CwjC--RZ6_4
>WH Video: Soon, Christmas @VP residence 12/11/17
youtu.be/G6pKamyE7gc
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #43 (her name was Kate) 12/9/17
youtu.be/pfVIIMtcDWw
>Pres Trump/HUDSec "Sleepy" Carson arrive in WPalm Beach FL 12/7/17
youtu.be/poBKMJPEcrI
>Pres Trump tours MS Civil Rights Museum 12/9/17
youtu.be/ardkXd05tOg
>Pres Trump speech @opening for Civil Rights Museum 12/9/17
youtu.be/yC0MQpSSx88
>Pres Trump departing FL for Jackson MS 12/9/17
youtu.be/95d068VFLwA
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally @Pensacola FL 12/8/17
youtu.be/rEzEGto67Jw
>AF1 Takeoff for Pensacola FL 12/8/17
youtu.be/lJHA01giu-U
>Pres Trump departing DC for Pensacola FL 12/8/17
youtu.be/lt69swGLUzw
>Pres Trump/VP Pence swearing in DHS Sec Nielsen 12/8/17
youtu.be/vwe23O4kryg
>AG Sessions roundtable on drug policy 12/8/17
youtu.be/qax8uwMyxYM
>SoS T-Rex presser w/FrenchFM 12/8/17
youtu.be/N1lBozci8w8
>StateDep DepSec Sullivan on counterterrorism in africa 12/8/17
youtu.be/NVYUXZZaphI

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nationalreview.com/article/443768/obama-fisa-trump-wiretap-may-have-been-sought
web.archive.org/web/20161109164245/http://heatst.com/politics/exclusive-fbi-granted-fisa-warrant-covering-trump-camps-ties-to-russia/
youtube.com/watch?v=XBYnJh45WS8
youtube.com/watch?v=X8u7px_GzWQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

*breathes in*
Fun Facts about lithuania:
>double the US suicide rate
>Highest murder rate in the EU
>blacks are not even one half of one % of the population

MAGA

Powerful.

SMALL BUSINESS/PASS-THROUGH

“January 20, 2017, will be remembered as the day the people became the rulers of this nation again. The forgotten men and women of our country will be forgotten no longer.”

>Tax Bill Priority

sorry but we're MIGA first

OY VEY!
MUH PETRODOLLARS!

it's another episode of Sexual Harassment Carousel
this episode: former NFL players

NO PLZ DON'T. NO MORE BOOMERS.

>degenerate follows the statistic
Good

MORNING
>Akayed Ullah sets off bomb in Manhattan - only 1 injured (non-fatal)
>Trump tweets: "Another false story, this time in the Failing @nytimes, that I watch 4-8 hours of television a day - Wrong! Also, I seldom, if ever, watch CNN or MSNBC, both of which I consider Fake News. I never watch Don Lemon, who I once called the “dumbest man on television!” Bad Reporting."
>Three Trump accusers decide to go on the Today show with Meghan Kelly
>They demand Congress investigate his alleged sexual harassment
>Fox News poll: Jones leads Moore by 10 points
>Emerson gives Moore 9 point lead
>Judge tells Manafort to stop communicating with media
AFTERNOON
>Judge denies Trump request to delay transgender military enlistment
>Civil rights group sues government over raids on illegal's homes
>WH has press briefing - Acosta proves once again that he does not deserve to be there
>Democrats seek alleged evidence of anti-Clinton 'bias' at the FBI
>Ryan Lizza gets fired for sexual harassment allegations
>5 senators call on Trump to resign over misconduct allegations
>Trump gives memorandum on reinvigorating America's Human Space Exploration Program
EVENING
>Trump gives statement regarding today's attack in NYC - blames immigration laws
>Four nominations sent to the Senate today
>Curbelo: DACA fix needs to happen 'this week' (it won't)
>Senate chairman presses nuclear regulators on Uranium One exports
>Moore holds ‘Drain the Swamp’ rally
>Wife attacks fake news by saying Moore appointed first black Marshall to AL SC; they have a Jew attorney
>56 female lawmakers call for Oversight probe into sexual allegations against Trump
>Spicer promises to hit press for 'rampant hostility' toward Trump in new book

Fusion pushed the fake server logs to get a FISA they are so fucked

washingtontimes.com/news/2017/dec/10/glenn-simpsons-fusion-gps-ran-donald-trump-smear-c/
>Besides the Jeffrey Epstein dump, Fusion pushed the story that a special email server existed between Trump Tower and Moscow’s Alfa bank, the journalist source said. The report has failed to catch on. Internet sleuths traced the IP address to a marketing spam server located outside Philadelphia.

nationalreview.com/article/443768/obama-fisa-trump-wiretap-may-have-been-sought
>The first [FISA] request, which, sources say, named Trump, was denied back in June, but the second was drawn more narrowly and was granted in October after evidence was presented of a server, possibly related to the Trump campaign, and its alleged links to two banks; [sic] SVB Bank and Russia’s Alfa Bank. While the Times story speaks of metadata, sources suggest that a FISA warrant was granted to look at the full content of emails and other related documents that may concern US persons.

the heat street article that is the source for the server / FISA story is gone but i found an archived copy:
web.archive.org/web/20161109164245/http://heatst.com/politics/exclusive-fbi-granted-fisa-warrant-covering-trump-camps-ties-to-russia/

The one on the left is one ugly nog. I mean they all are, but him especially.

If you idiots voted for Big Luther like Donald Trump motherfucking told you we wouldn't be in this mess

b-b-but white countries are SOOO much better...

Oh for fucks sake France NO!

The price for infringing rule 1 and 2 should be execution.

were any of the evening fox news shows interesting tonight? gonna knock back a few beers and relax, needed some background banter

kek those are all niggers, aren't they?

Thanks as always NNTNN

so...is he supporting Moore?

High energy

One its a lie but even if it were true, Trump is what 6'3" 275+

I don't like what aspartame does to the intestinal biota but a busy man drinking 2 2L a day isn't out of the ordinary at that size.

That said he's also the Prez so he has lots of meetings, where it is likely a formality to just have a drink for talking purposes. whose to say he drinks it all and isn't just opening cans

Heath Evans and (((Eric Weinberger))) aren't niggers but they're both faggots

20 minutes till the day of reckoning

Well, I mean, there's no weed involved so I can't see how there is enough evidence to support the need for an investigation.

youtube.com/watch?v=XBYnJh45WS8

>Macron is removing kebab on streets of Paris because he's a clean freak
>Cuckservatives reorient to being actually right wing
Is france trying to save itself?

>only 1 injured (non-fatal)

This tweet aged remarkably well, but in a way that was probably not its author's intention.

It is a cuckshed.

final moore rally tonight
end of an era

Those Lithuanian niggers must be very busy.

How do we even know it's true? The media talking about an unhealthy diet just seemed like them trying to tee up some new bullshit

Still no evidence. Still no legal challenges worth a hill of beans.Moore's going to win, and we're going to by fucking buried in salt. Guys, I checked with Jose in receiving, he's pretty damn sure we're not set up to handle the incoming shipment.

I refuse to believe that the Democrats have nothing better to attack Trump with
they are really hauling up the harassment accusers again?
I always thought that Trump would get torn up over dealings with the mob, or some graft with any of the thousand real estate deals he's done
this is kind of disappointing desu

And the glorius dawn of a new one. Loli-posting for every Senate vote!

kek, it wasn't an era. It was just a few.

>> like Sup Forums
>> 24 million uniques a month

Joh youre paying attention alright. And we're flipping your former supporters one by one

oh yeah i forgot about that and the loli interview

With enough popcorn and water we can handle any amount of salt

>>only 1 injured (non-fatal)
The only thing that died was his goatfucker friends respect for him.

what was this? a side arc, a presequel to 2018,

Hope the CIA doesnt have an aspartame gun. Scary.

/ptg/ I love your awoo shops and Thread title creativity.

You guys/girls rock. Thanks for all you do.

It was an era in my mind

>be me
>start working at restaurant
>cute cashier working behind the counter?
>see her talking to other girl and looking my direction and pointing and giggling
>start talking to her as we're closing up the store
>start flirting with her
>she flirts back
>clearly takes an interest in me while ignoring the other bus boys
>says "bye user" in a sultry voice as im leaving work everyday
>think im in like flynn
>make plans to ask her out after work one night
>come into work and say "what's up"?
>other cashier girl says "oh, talking about her man"
>mfw she has a boyfriend
>look her up on facebook
>SHE'S ENGAGED and has been with this guy for the better part of a decade
>she never said any of this

now things are weird between us at work. mind you i wouldn't even worry about this sort of thing except that... this. girl. is. perfect. seriously. one in a million. her fiancee is a lucky, lucky bastard.

that being said, i care more about keeping my job than anything else. she knows what's up, and we have been avoiding eye contact with each other (before we were checking each other out constantly from across the restaurant) and keeping conversations friendly and not flirty. i think there might be people in the restaurant who know her boyfriend.

what should i do? nothing? my plan has been to play it cool and not say a fucking word. i don't have a clue what's going through this girl's mind. it's possibly that she didn't realize how flirty she was being, girls can be like that sometime, but i've never been in a situation like this with a girl that has a fucking RING

so with moore getting elected tomorrow can we finally admit that pedophilia is only bad when democrats do it? True conservatives always ask the parents first.

>Loli-posting for every Senate vote!

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I admire your spirit! We will do our best!

Amazed at the ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of these thots who think President Trump needs to be investigated by Congress because of alleged misconduct that took place BEFORE HE TOOK OFFICE

Why do people do this?
Why wear the emoji masks?

>Loli-posting for every Senate vote!
YES!

>liking teenagers is bad

Yes

>what should i do? nothing?

Dating co-workers in general is usually a bad idea. Sorry user.

literal children.

challenge her fiancee to a duel
it's the only civilized thing to do

I mean day of reckoning as in big happening due to all the salt and election posting is always really fun

>anticipation beforehand
>the exciting event itself
>all the celebrating and salt aftewards

Very fun times within the next 24 hours

>net neutrality
oh yeah, that's after Moore gets elected

It's kind of sad that Moore will probably fade into obscurity once this is over

>aussie using a proxy
Stop that, be yourself

I remove the mask will they die??

Moore will win by 15%. Post BRAAAP not too lewd. MAGA.

im saying its not bad you retard. I want my daughter to get fucked by older men as much as the next guy.

really makes me mad

why the fuck are australians protesting about american internet laws?

Is it happening...?

>Loli-posting for every Senate vote!
youtube.com/watch?v=X8u7px_GzWQ

>152931408
>SHE'S ENGAGED and has been with this guy for the better part of a decade
>>she never said any of this
fuckin women man. God they have no loyalty.

This week is going to crash the salt market between Moore's election and Onigger's (((net neutrality))) dying

Houston Mayor
No Need To Evacuate Anons
Harvey

>this could have been your MADAME president

Alabama OVA

If there were serious illegal things or massive misconduct then such a thing could possibly be warranted but they are obviously reaching for straws. They would be stupid not to try to press some attacks to defame him though.

fixed

that's true too. Pretty hard for the CIA to JFK you if you're always drinking ubiquitous product from a myriad of sources. He is a paranoid mofo about food, but biggest dick job in the world is probably gotten by a decent measure of caution and keeping an eye over your shoulder.

Sorry, I understood you, I was backing you up by pointing out that neither of those things had yet to surface. It's still just wild ass accusations and attempts to assassinate him in the lugenpresse.

I don't have any braaap that Moore would approve of, but this should work

Imagine how glorious his floor speeches will be.

>RESPECT

Yeah yeah sorry, apparently the image has it rotate in the EXIF data

ayyyyy

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Lol lolis are not BRAAAP approved. Or right for politics.

where did all the mueller shills go?

she's a waitress, marriage means less than nothing to her and she's looking to get her freak on before shacking up with beta bux

finally the internet will be impossible to censor

Pretty incredible that a Democrat can out raise a Republican in Alabama by such a significant margin

Give me a quick rundown on Moores chances. Is he gonna make it?

>she's a waitress, marriage means less than nothing to he
Can confirm, put enough bar equity into waitstaff and you can get away with pretty much anything if they like you

having sex with children is a WHITE TRADITION you fucking liberal shill

Clinton is too smart for democracy

like any of these morons have ever owned a small business

"muh russia" was fake news. They're back to grab em by the pussy again

>shill responding to me

>all these soyim unwittingly being pawns for corporate websites

BibleThump

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