Apparently over 1200 Americans are killed every year over sneakers. Therefore we need to start calling Americans names like Sneakernigger. Or make green text stories about Americans going to buy a pair of shoes and then getting killed by Tyrone. What does Sup Forums think?
Just call them Sneakers. If pronounced it sounds like neekers. Which sounds like neegers. Which sounds like niggers.
Jonathan Gray
most of america is niggers
Brody Mitchell
>Be European >Go to shoe store >Buy Adidas >Walk out
>Be Sneakernigger >Go to Wal Mart >Buy the Air Jordan MaXX 320 Limited Bling-Bling Edition >20 niggers kill me at the cash register
Aaron Myers
That's only niggers but nice digits.
Isaiah Carter
I wonder how many niggers have killed their homies over getting their Jordan's accidentally stepped on
Oliver Robinson
This has been happening since Air Jordans were first released. Everyone welfare black has like $100 grand tied up in shoes.
Isaac Parker
Nobody outside of North America calls them sneakers though so it wouldn't catch on really outside of North Americans. Europeans call sneakers "trainers"
Jordan Diaz
I don't know but that one nigger Chicago rapper Chance apparently bought a bunch of Jordan's for ghetto niggers. Relevant.
Charles Flores
If we're using deaths caused tangentially by sneakers as a descriptor, "sneakernigger" should really be the name of chinese orphans.
Caleb Jackson
Checked and kekd.
Josiah Wood
Dont buy nigger tier shoes.
Landon Thompson
I like shoemonkey. feels fun to say.
Connor Hall
>im an alabama sneakernigger and i wanna be free
Hunter Evans
They call them sneakers because thats what they have to do when they go in your house to steal your shit.
Zachary Moore
Then are Europeans ChristmasNiggers?
Jaxon Reyes
We call sneakers "runners" here too, runners would be a better word for the negros footwear seeing as how they're always running from the cops.
Jacob Rodriguez
I hate niggers so much.
Carter Brown
>be nigger >live in jungle >see whitey for the first time >try to fight him >get shot >bleeding out on the ground >last thing you is some shit that be covering whites feet >spirit is summoned by the voodoo doctor to ask what happened >tell him whitey got some magic shit on his feet that let him kill you from a distance >Whole tribe now thinks shoes are a gift from the gods Niggers doing anything is basically a cargo cult
Connor Thomas
This is a black issue
Tyler Collins
I prefer memes based upon your internal data that America gathers and releases by itself, that way it's objectively true, which is always way, way funnier then shit that's made up or exaggerated.
Ethan Brooks
we all do man. we all do.
Lucas Sanchez
>shit site >sources video published by mens magazine >which sources literally nothing
At least shart in the mart rhymes.
Lucas Morales
Why are American blacks so crazy into a pair of god damn shoes that look like something a 12 year old would like to wear.
Thomas Fisher
>Nicholas >Nikkalis >Nikka-lis Nigga-less
Owen Wilson
SneakerAmericans
Nathan Ortiz
ds
Hudson Brooks
Is New Balance still /ourshoe/?
Asher Stewart
>An estimated 1,200 people die over sneakers every year, according to a video posted Nov. 14 by GQ magazine.
And we know how reliable and accurate GQ videos are.
Nicholas Cruz
check'd >I don't know but that one nigger Chicago rapper Chance apparently bought a bunch of Jordan's for ghetto niggers. Relevant.
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Thomas Richardson
Imma let you fags finish, but these were the best air jordans of all time