OPEN THE DOOR

OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR

Am I being detained
Am I free to go

Everybody do the dinosaur.
Wow that was easy.

not without a warrant

I'm fucking walking 'ere

Everybody WALK the dinosaur you simpleton!

bait

and fuck you op, why would a police officer point a weapon at me, ask me to open the door, then tell me to get on the floor

logic says if I'm threatening enough that he has a weapon drawn, he doesn't want to be visible to me and would rather i keep the door shut until a team can breach and eliminate the threat I pose

fucking ten kikes to you larry

Everyone said that Sup Forums would be the destruction of Sup Forums. In reality, it'll be Sup Forums acting like Sup Forums.

I don't live in the land of the free.

Well you're certainly not jacking off with those little spindly arms...How much do you even lift bro?

Walk the dinosaur!

1 small dick a day vigorously, when i can reach

EVERYBODY DO THE DINO-*dies for sharting*

good pasta, op
kek

jewish bait to make reader perceive police as untrustworthy aggressor. intended to undermine and destroy healthy societal bonds

I know what I said

It just makes me hate manlets desu

YOU'RE FUCKED

EVERYBODY'S ASS IS SORE

SHUT
UP

I DID NOT SAY WALK THE DINOSAUR

IF YOU MAKE ANOTHER MISTAKE. THERE IS A SERIOUS CHANCE YOU WILL BE SHOT. I AM NOT HERE TO BE TACTICAL OR DIPLOMATIC WITH YOU.

YOU LISTEN. YOU OBEY.

You are a pleasant person, Mr officer.

>Am I being detained
Why do dindus always as this question?