Post your countries greatest ally

Post your countries greatest ally.

I hate you

I'm fucking insulted

literally no one

you all cucked yourselves to the communists

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Good thread

unironically

Historically speaking, the UK

>ignoring hoppou ryodo
Get out my country you faggot. Post Nisso-Russian war white-russians I can understand (since we have been on good terms ever since the war), but DEFINITELY not the reds.

the islands you're saying are definitely russian's rightful clay that they have earned for the win against us during ww2 you damn netouyo

Can you psuedo bongs burn down California again?

Also this.

Kek'd.

We hate everyone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I'm hurt.

All we do is babysit Israel, they aren't an ally.

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It is a shameful business, that.

At least Trump really scared the shit out of the commies before he took office.

I hope to see us threaten China with Taiwan re-recognition if they don't fix North Korea.

Brothers in arms

fpbp

France?

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I'm pretty sure we earned that clay when we dropped two bombs that were so powerful they made adult businessmen sign their memos with hello kitty stickers.

No. Jog on ya cunt.

51st state fFTW

I liked you guys what the hell

See this flag?
It'll never be over your posts.

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Come home Bruce.

Soon.

So sorry user, I'm femanon flip poster AMA

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Army, navy and airforce.

Its coming-

>"Despacito~"

QT.13 s only.

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Literally what keeps us alive

bby don't be that way

Nobody.

Surprisingly.

No Kuril Islands for you

i unironically hate australia go back to your shithole you cucks, atleast here we can own guns

THOT BEGONE

did you get fucked by a sex tourist? also do you like white dick in general?

meds the 3% faces of Europe

Here's our greatest ally as shown by our future president

Fuck off, we're full

i have no strong feelings for strayans one way or another. lets get canada and banish the rising chink menace together, user

No I hate white tourists here because they are mostly losers who can't get a woman in their homeland or just pedos.
I have never seen a real dick before in real life.

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You can always be fuller.

>No I hate white tourists here because they are mostly losers who can't get a woman in their homeland or just pedos.
yeah, we have a lot of thais and philippinas here who "married" fat old dirty men just to live here legally
>I have never seen a real dick before in real life.
really? why?

Japan
Greece

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Canada our greatest ally

wtf do normal man

>really? why?
Maybe because not all women are roasties, some are still virgins? Idk why you ask, you're a virgin yourself.

wait really?

>roasties
ever heard of being in a relationship? part of it is having sex, pretty natural if you ask me.
>you're a virgin yourself
nope, pretty much the opposite. not every Sup Forumstard is a virgin freak

They saved your grandparents before the german could starve them fucknut

hello ate, kumusta po?
i can tell you look very maganda eh...

pls don't summon more of us.

Filipinos are intelligent, speak english well, kind-hearted and respectful so why not.

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I love you all guys

except those 3 autist, those fuckers are rightful brazilian clay

>ever heard of being in a relationship? part of it is having sex, pretty natural if you ask me.
Not all women want sex to their bf especially if they can't provide yet

Stop larping, you're also a flip poster working in neverlands

I'm someone with a flip gf :^)

>Not all women want sex to their bf especially if they can't provide yet
provide what?

Fertile semen

Don't worry user, they are shitposters of Asia for a reason.

WTF Australia why did you forget about your little brother...

Provide for the future family of course, what's the point of dating for so long if you're not planning to get married and have a family.

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Jej but I am a god in your country. Don't hate the player hate the game.

ISIS

feeling is mutual