What would it be like to have a demi for a girlfriend?

What would it be like to have a demi for a girlfriend?

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interesting

She'd be sucking on this dick instead of bags of blood.

Same

doesnt she like girls

there's more than one demi

>wants the D, hard
>has the looks to make anyone give her the D
>just being in close proximity makes anyone desire giving the D to her, hard
>still does not get the D
being Succey is suffering

youd be sucking on his dick?

More Succey pls

>come home
>she wants you to sit down with her and eat the food she's made
>hit by the succ rays
>fuck all over the house until 11pm and you realize you haven't even taken your work tie off yet

I want to date a succubus. What can possibly go wrong?

I need the succ

Vamp's very touchy-feely and will stick to you like glue, nibbling on your ear at times while you per her head and watch tv at your cosy apartment.

Succubus, well, if you're like Ironman then you can at least last for 30 hours straight at a time of non-stop fucking. Any lesser man would get sucked dry and die of exhaustion and dehydration.

I honestly can't choose between the two.

You can't since she's already my wife.

Imagine the sensation of sticking your dick in a Yuki Onna.

Like having a normal human for a girlfriend?

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What would it be like to have a normal girl for a girlfriend?

It would feel normal.

Bags of milky coins buried in the sand.

Normal girls wouldn't date someone like me.

They might. But you will never ask.

Why not both?

i want to watch them fug themselves

Best girls.

I really want to know the answer.

Wait, wait!
I didn't know that there is an anime of this, i only read the manga.
I'm an happy man now.

please die in a fire

Boring
Troublesome
Annoying
Time consuming
Life ruining
Sex not worthing even 1% of the hassle
Stay away from the PD

I love you too

frostbite

Honestly user this kind of stuff ruins relationships.

I cant date anyone anymore. They are all too normal and boring. I want some girl with problems I can solve.

it'd probably feel interesting at least
she's not dry-ice cold to the point where it'd make sex impossible but it's really not very easy to keep up a boner even with cool temperatures applied to your dick

on the plus side, post-sex cuddling would be really cool and refreshing.

daddy's lil monster

>I can solve.
Hah.

>until 11pm
You mean 3am?

>Takahashi sensei, you dropped your monster condom you use for your magnum dong

Is that a condom for a horse?

inb4 its mine

Delete this.

its yours

condom for a succubus.

It needs to be extra thick or you will die from pleasure.

Like this:
exhentai.org/g/869015/f2ace5e71b/

Thanks for the rec.

Wow, the future is now.

But user, 3am is past my bedtime!

Succ has to get up for work at 4

she'd probably be very touchy-feely

It would be extremely anemic.

This was actually solved a long time ago.

A pain in the neck.

Hikari and Tetsuo are just like a little girl playing with her dad. I don't even think it's a crush, she's just naturally affectionate. Plus she always tries to "set up" the dullahan with him, I doubt she'd cuck herself like that if she had feelings too.

She's the best without even trying.

oh you

Is there ANY advantage to being a dullahan? Seems like a major handicap.

you could do some crazy sex stuff

wouldn't have to duck under small doors I guess?

All the demis are pretty much all drawback. It's basically like living with an illness or disability.

araragi stop posting

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