Hello guys. I recently visited Bulgaria. It was a very bad experience for me. I got some infection from touching an edge of a toilet with my ass cheek. The toilets that they use in Bulgaria are actually called "turkish toilets". I guess that is one of cultural "enrichments" the roaches brought with them when they went on a rape spree in the Balkan wastelands.
So, to sum it up. I do not recommend visiting Bulgaria. Their coast is dirty, the women are ugly and look like gypsies, they have turkish toilets which I will show how it looks like in my next post.
Thomas Russell
So clean
Matthew Sanders
my friend drank from a public water fountain in texas once.
same shit, different body part.
Dylan Cox
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Asher Davis
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Brody Moore
I do not know what would happen to me if I drank from something like that in Bulgaria. I would probably get salmonela or some shit.
Brody Carter
Why did you press your ass cheeks against that you fucking pleb. Its your fault for being this dumb
Jacob Ross
I did not press. You have to squat. I lost my stability for a moment and that was mistake. The infection is cured now thankfully.
Evan Martin
haha, fucking low budget cuck
Jace Clark
What the fuck were you doing here in the first place anyway? Just go to the other normie tourist places like paris,london,amsterdam,etc...Stay in your country or go to western europe you don't belong here, tourists sucks-only litter get drunk and steal.
Landon Taylor
Shit I don't touch public toilets anywhere
Carter Long
I see this thread every two weeks like clockwork.
Isaiah Lee
I was saving my money for bitches and casinos. Who would have thought that Bulgaria is almost like Afghanistan.
Isaiah Morgan
t.serb diaspora
Wyatt Gray
Try again but this look a little bit to the north.
Cameron Moore
So the only things you visited were public toilets, prostitutes and casino?
Jose Rivera
he got treatment-resistant herpes.
Bentley Gutierrez
It's your fault for not being able to squat, you fucking loser.
Isaac Martinez
A friend of mine told me that your country was nice. Guess it was a prank.
Christopher Smith
1. Squating is the naturel position for going to the loo 2. Those are great for pissing as a dude 3. Literally no household has those unless it's a cottage and the toilet is separate in it's own little building 4. Lern 2 squat u western twat
Easton Collins
>the women are ugly and look like gypsies,
I found them pretty hot though. They looked like a crossover between slavs and meds
Andrew Diaz
You mean like this?
Henry Jackson
I tried to swim in the sea but it was dirty.
Parker Walker
I saw those poo tubes on vacation to Italy a few years ago. Never going back to that third world, literally shit hole, country again.
Adam Wilson
Looks like we have something in common... maybe we should team up and fix few things here and there.. you know what I mean..?
Henry Taylor
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Cooper Lopez
You should really stop posting this every other month
Benjamin Parker
No. India is even worse. You touch literally anything and get sick.
Jaxson Kelly
It has been like 2-3 months and you are still butthurt.
William Long
Здpaвo, Зopaнe
Chase Carter
bulgaristan is a turkish colony
Xavier Baker
>lost my stability >while shitting user, I have news for you, you're probably a soyboy if you can't even maintain a decent squat without falling.
Lucas Diaz
t.serv diaspora
Joseph Powell
dare I say tatars btfo?
Joshua Ramirez
>this country is a member of the EU
Wyatt James
how the fuck did you manage to touch that kind of toilet with your ass? anyways, hope you get AIDS and die fast lmao
Elijah Peterson
? don't care that you don't want to visit here lemme give you a quick rundown we usually keep few places dirty on purpose so you tourist asshole never come here EVER and guess what. it works!
Carson Cooper
I am already cured faggot. Some of your brethren must have fucked a dog and then peed like a retard on that toilet.
Hudson Thompson
only low class people use those toilets in turkey
Gabriel Anderson
Totally not bait and fake
Dylan Reyes
Serbian shitposting is getting out of control
Ayden Gonzalez
bulgaristan IS a province of turkey, fix it.
Hudson Bell
Everyone in Turkey is low class?
Zachary Green
sorry, there isn't a cure for AIDS, faggot
Elijah Gonzalez
>Make your country suck so no one wants to come visit but you still have to live there How is India this retarded?
James King
I am not a Serb. Try guessing again. This time go a little north.
Carter Sanders
Magyarorszag?
Henry Clark
How did you manage to touch it with your butt? You supposed to squat, not sit on these.
Jace Miller
>public water fountain in texas dude, those are for dogs
Mason Clark
Warmer. Just a tiny bit more north.
Jaxon Ward
I wouldn't disagree on the retarded part even though it did work but it also effected few people to abuse that system too yeah we fucked up on that part..
Noah Collins
Tell us about the gypseys again.
Noah Thompson
Nad Tatrou sa blyska?
Wyatt Peterson
Squating is the most healthy way to shit.
Juan Moore
zkurvenej slovak
Christian Lewis
*DING* *DING* *DING*
Dylan Brooks
>you know pic is right feels good to banzted and avoided as we live in a white paradise, in some places its quite boring no happening, just living life enjoying often good weather.
Cameron Evans
Basically I never found a difference between gypsies and the actual balkan wasteland people? They have the same color of skin.
Joseph Evans
There is a nice place in the mountains i often go, everybody is friendly, everybody says hello. Once i was there walking on the mountains alone and saw 3 couples going up, they asked for direction i wuz like "you see that shit in the distance thats where you haz to go"
They were nice and invited me to eat with them on the top, we ate boiled eggs, tomatos, bread shared stories.
>but bucharest and the south where the bulgur/turk/gypsies influences are can be shitty, but if you are smart and are aware you'll be fine.
Samuel Diaz
Basically you are an immigrant piece of shit from a non-country literally inhabited by 500.000 gypsies, being 1/6th of the population.
Ryan Collins
>he didn't put paper down first Not pol related
Nathan Cooper
Thx for the advice Romanul brother.
Carter Robinson
lol tatars ass is literally on fire itt accusing us for their country being literally turskih toilet lmao when they will ever stop being so butthurt
Xavier Young
Your number of gypsies is way too liberal. Still, white people are actually a thing here.
Sebastian Ward
And if you love beer... holy shit bro, we got pretty based beers, and quite fucking cheap.
Christopher Bell
Some friends of mine are from romania and i just want to say that you people have a beautiful country and that you people are amongst the nicest in the world
William Evans
geg
top image
Zachary Gomez
I will try it but I am skeptical of it being better then czech or german beer. Maybe it has a unique flavor.
Kayden Lee
high-quality pic OC?
Tyler Hall
and scotsmen apparently
Hunter Butler
We have this thread every day, comrade.
Wyatt Richardson
No you do not. I post them once in a few months.
Anyway, I love you.
Ryder Smith
Love you too, fampai
Cameron Scott
Not really, a bunch of cucks who get steamrolled every war and never did anything of value or even proved their honor on the battlefield its inhabiting your country. Exist only to be ruled.
Oliver Baker
At least it ain’t “why do you need a gun” asshole every 30 minutes. I hope they finally banned that fuck for life.
Ryder Diaz
We can safely say that everybody hates Bulgaria in the neighborhood
Gabriel Robinson
so, tatars?
Jace Nguyen
You mean there are really people in the world who have never experienced the comfort of a nice, healthy crap while relaxing on the throne with some interesting reading? Like maybe, The American Rifleman?
Caleb Perez
We fought in both wars you wastelander.
Also no hate because we will be a big happy family soon.
Chase Baker
this tbqh
Logan Thompson
So your saying Bulgaria is a "shithole" ;)
Jaxson Price
>everything i dont like is fault of serbia
Thomas Rogers
Why would you cover a bat with electrical tape? Does he think it's going to zap his enemies now?
Chase Cruz
where is the lie
Sebastian Morgan
Thanks for the protip, but I wasn't exactly planning on visiting that Balkan shithole any time soon. Seriously, why would you even go to Bulgaria? It's probably the shittiest country in all of Europe. Probably only Moldova is worse.
Justin Ross
Alright bro, I'm just gonna come out and say what everyone is thinking...you are a douche. An ugly ass, pop-collared douche. Seriously how did such a lazy, mutated sperm find a way to fuse with your mothers ovum? Please enlighten us, I'm sure it would solve many unanswered questions. From the looks of things I'm guessing your conception was the result of a night spent on the couch sinking vodka while mastubating with a crack-whore's second hand vibrator that still had a bit of residue on it. Cause let's be honest here, your face resembles the kind of thing I'd expect bulimic chicks to look at when they want to throw up. So do yourself a favor and start wearing a balaclava to cover up that pig-faced bowling ball you call a head or maybe even bury your cranium in the sand for a few years and just sit there, as I'm sure the rest of society would appreciate it. Phaggot.
Liam Perez
>bulgaria
Ayden Turner
You are actually triggered. Ok dude. I have nothing against Bulgaria if you want to be serious. Besides the "hate" threads I already made multiple Intermarium threads. I love Bulgaria do not get it wrong. Next time try to read all the replies before you post this ad hominem type of response.
Ian Nelson
Why do they spin dogs? To make them vomit?
Lucas Cox
It makes it easier to fuck them
William Lopez
they love dogs
Elijah Collins
You're obviously supposed to squat instead of sit on this toilet you retard. It's not our fault you're a fucking idiot.
Asher Kelly
God you sound like a little bitch, not surprising that you look like one as well. Maybe when you get halfway to my level you will realize that I can say whatever the fuck I like, but I doubt that will ever happen. And even though your face looks like it's spent 9 rounds with Mike Tyson in his prime I doubt you've ever been in a real fight, my guess is the only moves you would know are the "tap" or bloodied gurgle as you slip in and out of consciousness. So let's do this thing, tell me when and where homeslice. I'll fucking crank your neck back and use that mop that you call a head of hair to wipe your ass after you shit your pants.
Carter Flores
But it is your fault that it is dirty.
Jason Richardson
I grew up in bulgaria and I've never seen a toilet like that in my entire life.
Parker Young
Dude go back to... i dont know myspace or something
Elijah Hernandez
ill never take anything from your culture seriously besides pierogis
Michael Powell
>hating on our space program Why it is a spanish subhuman whos culture is of killing animals.
Ethan Johnson
It's a copypasta though
Zachary Ramirez
The ritual is to throw a dog in a pit of mud every new year as some form of anniversary in some backwater Bulgarian villages, I still remember when we had threads on this crap Bulgarians are a very arrogant and proud people, they don't like "degenerate westerners" and they won't allow you to forget it. Best countries in the Balkans are Croatia, Slovenia and yours truly.