GITS SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LIVE ACTION ANIME IS SAVED)

I REPEAT, LIVE ACTION ANIME IS SAVED

youtu.be/IYrdoQAjcww

>BRÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPPPPPPPP
I fucking hate Hollywood

>SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL
What are these words doing on Sup Forums?

Can't wait for the new Cowboy Bebop live action film!!!

Does this flick have any quips though?

Reminder, do not go watch this in cinema, do not talk about it, just ignore it.

Piss off. Togusa and Batou quipped with major plenty of times. And dont get me started on GITS 2 : Quip Central

Cowboy Bebop will never work. Faye will piss off feminists and there is no black/indian girl who looks or could properly act like Ed, which will result in whitewashing.

I'm glad the Kenji Kawai track is in.

>GITS SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LIVE ACTION ANIME IS SAVED)
I never asked for this.

>changing the story to give it a clear cut "villain
Also just flat out giving her a normal backstory rather than keep it somewhat mysterious is pretty retarded.

Wont give my role of production but Loli Major is confirmed.

Please see our movie.

>whitewashing
So movie automatically will be better. Nigger actors are shit

>there is no black/indian girl who looks or could properly act like Ed
>what are acting debuts

Burgers took over Sup Forums.

>there is no black/indian girl who looks or could properly act like Ed
ahem
Thanks Obama

I don't get why they went for Kuze instead of the puppetmaster when they're clearly lifting off almost everything else from the first movie.

Black team member confirmed

Is it Togusa?

Please no I dont want anime to turn into the monstrocity that comic books have become. I don't want normies to talk about the new Naruto movie with Boyega as Sauske

why did they have to give that ugly jew the lead role

too late
wrong timeline

So basically all the ambiguity and grey areas that make the source material interesting are gone? Good to know, shekels saved.

couldnt (((they))) find a better looking actress with a better body
she looks like a sack of potatoes

>normies
Hello, crossboarder.

>he missed the news

Too late, user.

Major looks like a fucking lardass
You had one job Hollywood

Nope, ScarJo did well as Lucy and as Black Widow in the Avengers, so she is now Hollywood's go-to for Stronk Action Woman.

The age of animekino is upon us

It's Borma, been confirmed for a while.

Togusa is a middle aged man now.

Glad they're including the Arise clothes here, can't forget to reference the best part of GitS.

>No nipples

Fucking dropped

I wonder how Shirow feels about this.

He probably doesn't care.

Don't you remember what happened last time there were nipples during the Super Bowl?

I've read reports that are usually either "doesn't care" or varying degrees of "supportive".

What does he even do anymore? I've never heard a thing about the guy other than he made gits, and that was years ago

porn, like he always wanted

There was a super bowl? didn't that happen like a year ago already?

Does he get royalties or does all the emone go to I.G since they're basing it off the movie/anime?

Ow! I cut myself on some of your edge

So it's the discount cosplay version of the Mamoru Oshii movie?

Why not just watch the Mamoru Oshii movie?

Nice revisionism, lad.

It's almost like they completely missed the point or something..

Ah well at least they have the sense not to actually call her "Kusanagi" in this.

Because japanese cartoons are fucking weird, you idiot. Shit's filled with tentacles and only manchildren like them.

Because with this version, your girlfriend won't give you looks for inviting her to watch a movie with a naked cyborg.

It's not for Sup Forums.

But somehow ScarJo in a suit that would make everyone not familiar with GitS think she's nude is ok? I wonder how many kids popped their first boner over this?

Also schoolgirls, don't forget the schoolgirls

Oh shit niggas, just found out Gits is showing in theater near me next week. Jap dub w/ funimation subs.

It looks ok and would be a 6/10 or 7/10 movie.
Prepare to get shit like "Matrix ripoff" after it releases though.

>So it's the discount cosplay version of the Mamoru Oshii movie?

You mean the original Matrix?

...

Will PuppetMaster still have a great rack?

Funny thing is The Matrix managed to capture the look of the Oshii movie better than this does.

The reaction would be lukewarm despite heavy marketing. In the end, anime movie adaption won't see a new light.
Why are you fags afraid again?

Please fuck off Sup Forums

What were they thinking?

Puppetmaster is now Laughing Man who is now called Kuze and they just keep his sorta-relationship with the Major, while also making him a full fledged villain rather than an antihero.

>NANI?!

>They didn't save ur life they stole it

lol fuck this movie.
I think Battle Angel flick next year has a better chance of being at least half way decent

Because Pre-Op Watchowskis literally just showed Oshii's film to producers and said, "We want a live action version of that."

Especially the hallway scene and how similar it is to the tank climax of the movie.

>lasers

I bet she won't even rip that tank apart then end up ripping herself apart too.

kys

I just want to watch the game, why must I sit through these cringey commercials?

>dat music
i cannot believe how shit it is

>Puppetmaster is now Laughing Man who is now called Kuze

The music is the only good part

not when every trailer since prometheus is using the same shit over and over again

>since prometheus

>hey guys, remember the cool soundtrack from the original?
>we'll just copy paste it and use it at random with no sense of direction
>you know, just like we're doing with all memorable scenes from the movie.

You do realize that music was straight from the Oshii film right?

>batou's eyes
bruh
look at this DOOD

So they're basically just remaking first movie into a movie? Same plot, same shots. Why? WHY? Can't they take the setting and make something original?

How else are you going to fool the hard core GITS fans into seeing it?

Because Hollywood is owned by jews you fucking idiot

>So they're basically just remaking first movie into a movie?

More like copy pasting scenes and plot points from the movie and SAC. The Laughing man and Kuze are both in this

But look at the comments, Scarjo is SO hot, you just don't understand!

>fool the hard core GITS fans

If they're hard core GITS fans they will not be fooled.

inb4 no true Scotsman fallacy

Because it's meant for an entirely new audience, which is gaijin. They've never seen or heard of this most likely, so it'll all be new and fresh.

I like how that little bit of Kawai music mixed in with the ear rape is essentially just a Pavlovian bell to make some fans salivate.
Everything about this film is so depressingly transparent, from the casting choices to the plot and everything in between.

Just the same fucking 'dun, dun' drowning over the actual music.

So GitS is coming out in 2 months, what is toonami/adult swim doing? They have the rights to show SAC and 2nd gig but they are just showing Family Guy and friends every night.

the movie looks good. kys weebs

Adult Swim only broadcasts anime (via Toonami) on Saturday nights

t. Scarlett Johamsson

Wow they actually made an effort to make this look exactly like the original anime film. This actually looks really promising.

At least they're actually putting effort into marketing it, unlike Edge of Tomorrow or Pacific Rim.

And visuals is the most important thing about a movie, obviously. Nobody cares about plot, or characters, or pacing, or atmosphere.
What are you, a simpleton?

oh boo hoo. the actor isnt asian..

but they shouldve picked a better actor

Oshii original was better. Watch that instead.

It has a hotter, non-washed-up actress Major Kusanagi too.

I kinda want to go see it just so that I can shit on it together with Sup Forums but all the cinemas in my city have a strict no singles policy which sucks.
Guess I'll have to settle for a camrip.

>no singles policy

What even is that?

Fuck, where is that user? Just so I can avoid ever living there.

A Sup Forums meme. Ignore it.

We're talking about the american movie audience here. They need their handholding or they will drop the movie.

brb I will now go to Sup Forums to shitpost about this.

Is the Oshii movie the 1995 one?

>all the cinemas in my city have a strict no singles policy
The fuck?

I hope they all fail. Last thing I want is Hollywood on anime.

So is this going to be like the plebs that saw the live action Dragon Ball movie and claim they know about the series?

They could actually make an interesting anime lineup instead of jacking off Seth mcfarlane

>the
>kys
>weebs
>no period
End yourself.