Ultra smart/condescending/wiseass kids epidemic

Lately ive been noticing kids as young as 5 years old pretending to be adults in their mannerisms, conversations etc. Some 5 year old fucker was even calling his dad "dis Motherfucker" behind his back at the grocerry store.

Back in my dad we used to respect our elders but now if you stare down a shit kid throwing tantrums at a store they either stick their tongue out at you like a prick or outright flip you off! I know its all cuz of the internet/smartphone generation but how can we effectively fuck these little shits up and teach em some good olfashioned manners?

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Huh... so maybe all those four-year olds on Twitter lamenting that state of affairs under Trump are genuine...

Trump derangement/politically beneficial hysteria doesn't usually take effect until the age of 8

>some 5 year old fucker was even calling his dad "dis Motherfucker" behind his back

You can’t be afraid to side kick a 6 year old in the ribs

Smart people don't breed under stress conditions.

Idiocracy is real.

I have cousins like this. Raised on a diet of subliminal Disney Channel and Nickelodeon, they're old beyond their years. Scary shit.

braaaaaap

”The children now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise.”
Socrates (469–399 B.C.)

It’s because of tv and internet. I was a rascally kid and a smart ass but I wasn’t what you would call “a shitstain”. Kids that are raised by tv and internet are usually shitstains

That's an obvious crime against somebody's kid but what I find works is usually holding their hand really tight whilst showing interest in whatever little shit toy their holding, I literally squeez the wristlets wrist till the kid legit goes into a trauma from my brute adult force but of course I play the "OH IM SORRY SWEETIE" card and explain to their parents how I just touched their toy/shit and the kid lost it when in reality the little fucker almost ends up with a dislocated wrist

>all these adults who can't put little kids in their place
It's because of people like you that these 5-year-olds are getting uppity

>this game

other people play it too holy shit. don't fucking tell anyone

the thing is they can, they just dont want to. a child simply mimics their caregiver beyond instinctual things like crying when they are teething. once they are old enough for school, its also up to the parent to decide what environment will they allow to influence their child, and surely enough, most parents chose public education which is downright cancerous, obviously

Exactly this. Don't let your kids watch television. My daughter only watches what I approve

Children are monkeys. They're acting this way because their parents are this way.

>Back in my dad we used to respect our elders

lmao no we fucking didn't. why are you trying so hard to speed up the process of becoming a crotchety old man?

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I keep losing because of people like you

>Back in my dad
fag

Nothing is new under sun.

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>Under the sun
Das rite earth is flat.
Besides that history will just repeat itself, get ready for Polan-Lithuanian Empire.

Last weekend I was romping with one of my little cousins. I'd just done the same with his kid brothers who were laughing and going along with it. I'm always a little rough, but not to the point were it hurts.

He fell out of the sofa and told me: user, you just don't do that to a seven year old. Then he went and told on me the little faggot.

Then later he started bitching and moaning about how I kept on playing with his little brothers and just ignored him.

His response is what got me rattled a bit though: user, you just don't do that to a seven year old.

I wonder where he picked shit like that up.

Which is your home-made porn sessions you do with her in the basement right?

>Das rite earth is flat.

I was quoting scripture you modern.

Ecclesiastes 1:9

>I wonder where he picked shit like that up.
Commie tier daycare centers.

Just don't take these shiposts seriously and get your armor ready.

You're right, brother. My mistake.

John get out of Sup Forums, your sections are /ck/ and /y/

>deus vult flag
>unable to recognize humor
>quoting the bible unironically on Sup Forums

textbook autism

I hope it's BLACKED...

>idiocracy is real
>smart people don't reproduce under stressful conditions
Basically true on both counts. Smart people would rather A) fix the problem that is causing stress, or B) wait until the timing is better so there is a lower chance of wasting resources

Parents think it's funny. They saw some video of a kid acting like that on JewTube and laughed and laugh when their kid does it. It's supposed to be funny but you're not supposed to laugh and encourage the behavior. You keep a straight face, punish the kid and then laugh about it in private with your spouse. Kid's are going to imitate adults, and sooner or later they'll do something like that that is genuinely funny as fuck but you can't encourage it. You have to punish it so they don't think that's acceptable behavior. Stifle your laughter and be a god damn parent.

GET SOME MEMES GOING!

It's all the "entertainment" they consume. Kids learn by imitation and the kikes who make this shit know that. Pretty straightforward, I'd be disappointed if this hasn't already been said.

>2017
>breeding with western women
>not getting a traditional asian wife
>not having hokago tea timu with your happa daughters every weekend

>kids these days do nothin but watch cartoons and youtube!
>back in my day we used to watch cartoons and play VIDEOGAMES instead! fucking kids these days!

i would like everyone to take a step back and realize you're getting mad at kids being kids. you were all like this when you were younger.

>>not getting a traditional asian wife
Yeah getting nagged everyday and feeling like your wifes wife is awesome.
t.Happa kid who saw how his parents interact.

Dipshit, compare what kids are watching today to what kids watched in the 90's, 80's, 70's, 60's etc. It hasn't stayed the same all these years, the themes have definitely changed.

>women nag
more news at 11

Television today is even more degenerate. We have to do what our parents didn't do: turn it off.

>red mark
>kid points to arm
>tyrone

>cartoons THIS generation are HORRIBLE and a JEWISH PLOT
>unlike the cartoons we've been watching for the past 50 years

you are literally being a crotchety old man. Getting mad at younger generations for doing the same shit you did. Do you feel like the cartoons you watched as a kid had an impact on your life? cause i can definitely say they didn't for me.

The very difficult and unspeakable to accept truth is that corporal punishment works. YYou don't need to beat the fuck out of, or even really hit your kids. But you need to apply pressure accompanied by a bit of terror to set a child's emotional structure on the right track, much like what this user does

You haven't been raised by an Asian mom Eufucker.
My parents got divorced and my dad married an Euro girl, she was the nicest person on this planet while my mom was losing it, asian women are nice only when you find westernized ones with Chink families.The rest of them are self hating white supremacists, you can't even imagine how weird that shit is.

>We have to do what our parents didn't do: turn it off.

how come everyone on Sup Forums has this "i need to do what my parents didn't do so my kids don't turn out like me" mentality? you do realize thats just a vicious cycle, right? cooping your kid up and banning them from doing all the shit their peers get to do is going to make them resent you and act out when they're older. you can't lock your kids in a fucking box and expect them to thank you for it.

Have you seen our generation? Queers, no kids, depressed, empty. You think how they were raised had anything to do with it?

You'd get much further if you stopped strawmanning like a filthy little kike. I'm not defending anything, I'm pointing out a timeline you refuse to acknowledge. You definitely sound like an underage little shit, getting mad at older people for telling you to eat your vegetables.

Yeah, you see this is a meme that you've learned from television. Preacher's daughter makes for a good plot on TV, but it doesn't happen in real life. Think about it. All of the degenerates you knew in high school had shit parents.

Kek

>t. littlefaggot who got banned from using his iphone by his responsible parents

Just be the tiny badass you envision yourself as, and steal stuff, insult your parents, slap your mom's ass, what could possibly go wrong?

>stop strawmanning
>meanwhile watch as i strawman

My wife is not a chink shes japanese and we all live in moonland. We dont suffer from any of the shit you suffered through

>strawmanner gets mad when he's strawmanned

You started it, faggot. You really are an underage little Sup Forumstard.

>Preacher's daughter makes for a good plot on TV, but it doesn't happen in real life.

source? a claim that bold would naturally have some facts to back it up.

>We dont suffer from any of the shit you suffered through
Have kids, we will see.

You need a source to tell you to look up your life's experiences?

All these dystopian future stories
1984
Brave New World
Fahrenheit 451
And fuckin Idiocracy is the one coming true. What a timeline gents
>Carl’s Jr. says, “Fuck you, I’m eating.”

Its blacks usually imo
>Be 14 years old living in a not the best nor the worst apts
>Wake up early for school, walk to car, see a black family doing the same with their 5? year old kid
>"Good morning!"
>"What the fuck you looking at nigga"
wat.

And white / mexican kids are snobby when it comes to electronics getting taken away. Worked for a gym that had a daycare center and I had to help if some one called out there.
>Mexican kid steals every ones toys and makes them cry
>Pick up the kid and tell him if he keeps doing it I will restrain him. He gets a HUGE smile on his face and runs off and does it instantly again
>Pick him up and hold him while he screams at the top of his lungs for 5 mins. He starts crying instead after a while
>mom comes in and blames me for her sons behavior.
mom had a hell of an ass though

Discipline your kids you fucking pathetic imbeciles. No excuse


> but muh YouTube

> muh snapchat


Your fault for letting them even use those platforms. Ban them ahd next time your kid flips you off in a store, pick him up, drive home, and lock him in his room with all retard technology banned until he learns his lesson. My grandfather would have left a gigantic hand mark on my back if I acted like that in front of him, my dad would've too

already got three daughters

I recommend Blaze and the Monster Machines for younger kids. It’s non degenerate show that teaches actual useful engineering science and shows that cheating is wrong (there’s a character that always tries to cheat to get ahead but he always fails and gets covered in spaghetti or some shit). Paw Patrols not too bad either. Once my nephew starts getting older is when I’ll really start trying to make sure he’s watching decent stuff at an appropriate level

slap it upside the head, if anyone complains, tell them to fuck off

in the ALLERGY CAPITAL of the world someone will notice a red mark on black skin?

nice try.

thegrio.com/2014/04/10/are-all-preachers-kids-wild-and-rebellious/

Hear it from the children themselves.

This is true, i work at a school and deal with grade 0 to 3, kids ranging between 5-11ish. They way they act is absolutely insane, just 15-20 years ago such behaviour would be absolutely unacceptable.

It is truly scary and most likely the only thing that will fix it is violence.

>humans are only fertile at night

hmmm ok

Television, internet, and social media is new.
Do you think the kids in Socrates' time were anywhere near as shitty as the ones today?

Yeah, there's perfectly fine kids programming now days. Blaze is good, Masha & the Bear, Rescuebots, Super Why, and Blues Clues isn't bad. You just can't let them have free reign or expect the TV to raise the kid. Amazon Prime and YouTube - even aside from the Elsagate stuff - have a bunch of stuff that is literal cancer.

>4 paragraph long double-spaced bullshit article on a black news site
>source

(You) think television depicts reality.

>Some 5 year old fucker was even calling his dad "dis Motherfucker" behind his back at the grocerry store.
what the fuck?
when I was 10 I was too scared to curse even by myself
I don't want to be the "kids these days" guy but fucking hell kids these days