so this is my third day in Brazil and I already got assaulted by a group of kids calling me names such as nigger, "favelado?" and so on, until some old lady told them to stop and apologized.
Im still in shock, you are in a multinational society, you primitive fucks. There is no place for racisms, sexism, homophobia nor other hate crimes. Its 2017 for gods sake.
Even your girls are fucking racist. All of them gave me weird looks when I tried to approach them and just turned around and went laughing. I dont get it, women usually liked me when I was in Argentina...
Fuck off Brazil, I wish Alberto Barbosa killed you all. I cant wait to go back to Argentina. And my honest opinion to other foreigners is to avoid that place.
It's ok buddy we all think you are a great guy regardless.
Mason Harris
I was in Brasil weeks ago, electric shower and no drinking water. Wat shitty country.
Jaxson Murphy
>hating others for being different than what you personally think they should be
I think your whole life is going to be fucked with your shitty mentality, m8
Ayden Russell
I was an ESL teacher in Fortaleza on an 8 month contract. I ended up leaving early for the same reason. I lived in a boarding house with a shared bathroom with electric showers. The country fucking sucks. Such a shit hole.
Lucas Ward
>travel overseas to gawk at strangers and laugh about them with your friends >not allowing local people the very same opportunity
fucking racist have some spine
Nicholas Bell
hahahahaha what the fuck
Wyatt Morris
Why is Argentina black when it's the whitest country in the Americas?
Ian Young
> Even your girls are fucking racist. All of them gave me weird looks when I tried to approach them and just turned around and went laughing. Jejeje WTF i love Brasil now.
Jose Collins
OP just admit you went there for the prostitutes.
Levi Reed
Mutts dont like us because meme karma fucked them all.
Easton Edwards
/thread
Justin Butler
Argentina is populated with a bunch of wannabe euro faggots. Brazil may be full of niggers, but argentina is the wannabe euro faggot colony we need to nuke first. Of all the south-american shitholes, argentina is the worst.
Alexander Thomas
>Im still in shock, you are in a multinational society, you primitive fucks. There is no place for racisms, sexism, homophobia nor other hate crimes. Its 2017 for gods sake.
Adam Hill
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Dylan Bell
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Nicholas Hill
kkkkkkkkkk, Valeu OP, tive uma boa risada
Joshua Gonzalez
What a fucking hazard. Seriously Brazil, what the fuck. At least the beer is cheap. I'd just pound some Skols to help me forget that as an American, I was living in poverty and squalor in a South American shithole. It's no wonder why all the newer ESL teachers get placed in Brazil, while the more experienced teachers get Argentina, Chile and Costa Rica.
Mason Ortiz
>manual labor >so brancos >only whites
Unemployment skyrockets
Chase Taylor
Hey Argie bra
Robert Clark
anyone else here secretly a brazilaboo?
Nicholas Cox
>"beer"
Tyler Powell
>No final de novembro, uma estagiária do suntuoso Colégio Internacional Anhembi Morumbi, em São Paulo, acusou a instituição de mandá-la alisar o cabelo para manter a boa aparência. Negra, a estagiária usava um penteado afro.
This is a brazilian larping as an argy larping as a hue-monkey episode. (plot-twist: you'll learn in the end that he was an amerimutt trying to divert attention all along).
>electric shower >electric >showever >water and electricity wait, wut?
Andrew Butler
Yeah, well there weren't any teaching positions in the south. My girl at the time was from Curitiba, so that would've been ideal.
Adrian Thompson
>ISIS decides to attack Brazil >bombers get mugged on the way to the stadium, suicide vests and phone detonators stolen >decide to rape some infidels out of anger >pin down and rape the first woman they see >it's a cross dresser >absolutely haram >desperately try to save some face by shooting up a school or a restaurant or something >there's already a gun battle going on when they get >there they go back to middle east angry and defeated >turns out they got Zika from raping the tranny >it spreads and wipes out ISIS
Gavin Murphy
>you'll learn in the end
It was obvious from the get go, no one in south america would post a picture with a blonde chilean.
Bentley Walker
>somehow it's not the tranny that raped them back
Brody Reed
Theoretically, all houses are supposed to have a DR (Residual differential) device, which combined with a proper grounding makes the shower completely safe. Of course "theoretically" doesn't work here, so yeah.
Matthew Clark
Safer than taking a stroll over a bridge in Europe though.
Bentley Nelson
Some fag from my uni got v& this week for shooping an anti-racist campaign.
Nolan Smith
>Getting beat up by kids
Kevin Gonzalez
Kek
Austin Lee
Take that back! Bridges are perfectly safe, as long as you ban assault trucks.
Yeah, well thankfully there weren't any issues, but still, it was unnerving. I can't believe how much shit cost down there. This was in 2008 and protein powder and creatine were expensive as fuck. I remember wearing Nike Shox and all these Brazilian girls thought I was rich. I tore it up down there. I probably have a bunch of little monkeys scampering around.
Dylan Evans
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Noah Murphy
We have cascading taxation and leg-breaking regulation, it's a wonder we got so far with so much government. By "so far" I mean "not an african-tier country".
Sebastian Roberts
kek, if only other Frenchmen had your foresight Pierre
Tyler Harris
yea, racism is bad man... niggers are worse though
Gabriel Smith
Wow out of all the shit in Brazil done wrong it sounds like they finally got something right .
> wtf I love halfys now
Joshua Martinez
Yeah, anything that had to do with health and fitness was disproportionately expensive though. Especially protein powder, creatine and pre-workout mixes. Nike and Puma shit too. Very sought after.
Gabriel Taylor
Is OP really a nigger? Which kind of nigger, the coalskin or the woodskin?
Mason Johnson
It's a meta-larper, ignore him. Also, /latam/ general from now on. >Argiebros, how's Macri doing? >Peru, hows PPK? >Evo a shit >Maduro a shit >How's Chile?
Matthew Bennett
>implying uncle addie wouldn't have been an argentinaboo just if to piss off the brits
Owen Long
Why the gringos that attack Brazil on Sup Forums are always a bunch of autistic fucks? It is the same story every time "hurr durr I went to visit the asshole of that country and it was filled with mosquitoes, teeth less prostitutes" and no running water.
You don't see Brazilians here complaining about how Detroit sucks, we are not that retarded to go there.
Jonathan Rivera
it's just bait. don't know how the pic didn't give it away for you.
Christian Jackson
Never go to brazil, not even on a all inclusive resort. Basically the hole country is full of gipsy niggers who basically just try to rob you. And when I say rob you, I mean that they will literally follow you and do all sorts of things to steal what objects you have on you. Would definitely go nuke the fuck out of that shithole they call brazil.
Easton Ross
what do Brazilians think if bolivia?
David Martinez
this is bait and meta banter all in one 10/10 post huenigger
Hunter Gonzalez
wasn't zimzam mother from Bolivia?
Jeremiah Gomez
quality edit krautbro
Caleb Thomas
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Julian Ward
come on now "argentine is whiiiiiiite" has been around for ages
Owen Robinson
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Charles Bell
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Camden Cook
What you expected? why do you think we dont like them? the south cone is the only civilizated land in south america
Zachary Cox
The Jew fears the Samurai.
Zachary Morales
It's beautiful
Connor Cox
i like this comic, here have a malvina
Liam Miller
Whites like breasts, niggers like butts. That's how we know argentinia is whitest south american country.
Logan Cox
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Lucas Moore
I love how butthurt Brazil gets when you point out that Argentina is whiter.
There are half a million people who speak German. There are a couple towns which speak Dutch. There are even towns where everyone knows Welsh. Argentine IQ is pretty respectable too because they're way more white.
Jeremiah Turner
But it would be fine to criticize detroit. Don't pretend your shit don't stink. Wipe your asshole.
Luke Sanders
I heard that Brazil is one of the most racist countries, despite being very diverse, or let me correct myself, because of it
Are brazilian women the hottest in the world?
Blake Stewart
Nice holy trump wall
Xavier Watson
Daily reminder that Argentina is a shithole and the Falklands are ours.
>fuck you Argies I'll never forgive you for the Top Gear special
Charles Martinez
>the sun My sides
Jordan Morales
Is that a dodo on the bill wtf
Colton Russell
Hahaha I love this country so much. It will be even better next year when we elect God Emperor Bolsonaro.
Josiah Clark
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Charles Gonzalez
What have we here?
Logan Mitchell
Yes very hot
Jeremiah Thompson
whahahaha wew xD
Nathan Davis
they're the best
Joseph Cruz
fuck off macaco monkey, you and your shithole of Brazil deserve to die
Easton Brooks
I've read on Breitbart and a couple of other sites that Islam is entering South America, could anyone update me on that?
Jace Smith
probably an albatross
noice
can't argue against that
brazil had more slaves that the united states i believe, so imagine that
Zachary Scott
Just natural 47% brazilian whites.
Jayden Cook
>:(
Wyatt Price
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Lucas Scott
>t.ahmed
Wyatt Cruz
Beautiful people.
Blake Clark
lmfao ill take a drink to that edit
Josiah Butler
>I wish Alberto Barbosa killed you all Why kill them when you could fuck them Haha we sure payed hard for that shit
Carson Nelson
Welcome to Brazil gringo
Noah Williams
>t. eternal tuga
Levi Smith
>Quem Postou a foto desse gorilla no facebook
Brayden Ward
>pussies don't even play shower-roullete
kek
Josiah Brown
>you
Jaxon Howard
Wew. Haven't seen this pasta in a while.
Nolan Perry
>not (You) Step it up, Mohammed.
Jordan Howard
>Its 2017 for gods sake.
Nathaniel Thompson
Is that Chtulu in antartica?
Cameron Bell
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Robert Johnson
>this will be our president in 2019
Michael Jenkins
Electric showers are absolutely safe and comfy af. Also >no drinking water Where the fuck were you? Everyone I know around here just drinks tap water and is absolutely fine.