Canadian army *breaths in* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Size: 49,500 (23,000 regular force, 17, 000 reserve forces, 5000 rangers, 4,500 civilians)
>Budget 14 Billion (kek)
>Less AA than ISIS
>No attack helicopters (super kek)
>Live in country sourounded by water, 3rd world tier navy unable to leave Canadian waters without US logistical support
Inb4 Snipers
>Even JTF-2 LARPS as Americans in US Multicam operating under JSOC; in laymans terms everything they do gets credited to big dick uncle sam
Syrup niggers, explain yourselves

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

>have wealthy neighbor dead-set on sinking trillions of dollars into defense
>wasting GDP on ships and helicopters when you can just leech off them and put the rest of your money into infrastructure and importing somalis

When you're aligned with the hegemon, you can just sit back and put your money in crypto and act like you matter. If anything we should halve our military expenditures and demand everyone else pull their weight. Global dominance is gay when it just drains your coffers and your national soul.

Even we have more soldiers kek

*Invades your country*

...

>What is War of 1812
kek

America was never supposed to be the hegemon. It's not in our national spirit. But after the Wars, Europe decided they didn't want the job anymore and passed the buck to us. Ever since then, they've just used some fragment of the manifest destiny urge to get us to do all the international heavy lifting while they sat back and called us insensitive idiots, even as they profited enormously from saving on unnecessary carrier battle groups.

The cost of world dominance is uncontrolled immigration and self-sabotage.

>leafs continuing to take credit for british troops under british command

Your greatest military achievement against the United States is a myth.

A war fought between the British and US you autistic bugman

Well we're getting new ships so...

;_;

They burned your white house

>cross
>not star of david

i wonder who couldve drawn this

We actually have close to 70k in the reg force btw

>Be Redcoats
>Try to burn stone building (Kek)
>*Autistic yelling*
>Pile furnature outside, set on fire
>Furnature fire put out by rain
>Leave US Marine commedants house alone
>Snow Mexicans take credit 200 years later to explain why their military hasn't done anything of note since WWII
>"Something something 1812, something something snipers."

Our strength is in diversity

>snow mexicans
That's new. Kek.

>Aktually, its 70k now
Nigger, Mexico could invade you with their national guard

RIGHT!
WE"VE HAVE ENOUGH WITH YOU YANKS POKING FUN AT OUR MILITARY!
PREPARE FOR COMBAT!

The british burned the white house. Canada didnt even exist as a concept until the 1840s.

What the fuck, that's even worse than our army.
How is that even possible?

I would imagine their military is less because they do not have a compulsive need to instate then reinstate despots in other countries warfag

My guy

My dude

Pretty sure the only reason they are a thing is the British couldn't justify funding a literal sodom and Gomorrah colony any longer

My homie

Ok. Maybe leafs are not known to be militaristic. But what about they kicked soviet asses in hockey during cold war in Russia? That was pretty epic.

We burned down your White House bud

Im so happy to be recognized

You got cucked by a Canadian, what's up my guy?

Maybe if they wern't LARPing in Kandahar as combat troops while drinking Tim's and playing hockey Southern Afghanistan wouldn't have turned into the violent shithole it did...

That is an outright lie, the place was being called Canada by French explorers since the 1500s, and called Kanata by natives since who knows how long. The French called the St. Lawrence River the River of Canada since the 1500s and everything north of the river as Canada. Then in the early 1700s, the British referred to all French land in North America s Canada, even French territories as far south as Lousiana. Then in the late 1700s Canada was officially recognized as a real thing and not just New World slang with the formation of Upper Canada and Lower Canada. People were calling us Canadians since the 1600s. The Canadian identity is much older than the Canadian country.
Stop spreading fake news you turbo jew.

Current serving in the reg force. Our military is shit because we have civilians that have no clue where to spend money running the show and idiot politicians trying to tell us how to do our job. Don't forget they use us for their sick social experiments. A troopie can get his dick chopped off and go on hormone therapy on the tax payer's expense, but someone who wants corrective eye surgery has to pay out of pocket? This military is cucked for sure. However the boys are good at their jobs with the limited equipment we have available and for the most part we are a professional force in most places. Anyways this is my opinion on how things are here.

what the fuck did you little fucking bitches just say? u wanna get socked in the fucking teeth?

militaries are proportional to population

he really looks like his dad in this picture

I spent time with their SAS in the 'stan, those fucks were less disciplined than my replacement privates were. A fucking joke.

Trudeau would be an amazing gay porn actor.

>Inb4 Snipers
Looks like someone is angry they only have 56% accuracy

Hey Frostback, if the Canadian army is so capable, how come the French took over your meager role as global peace keepers in 2005?

Canada is like Israel.
They hate us, but pretend to be friends.
Because we protect them.

This

Honestly, the people who actually work are the only reason the Forces haven't collapsed with all the retardation from the higher ups.

knock us over senpai

>militaries are proportional to population
Then the US must have the largest population by far of any country on earth.
No, the truth is Canada survives because we protect them, all while they shit on us constantly, genocide their own white population, and socialize everything in their once-wonderful country.

Why are there so many fat people in your army? I mean jesus, even your special forces have muffin tops! Beaver bros, I need some answers!!!

the RCMP ordered the army to kick doors in High Water and you guys obeyed and took everybody's guns and a lot of the people didn't get them back

and none of the ammunition was given back

>Largest population
>What is China?
>What is India?
>What is Pakistan?

Wew lad

[Citation needed]

*Rebellious thoughts intensify*

Hey Yankee,
When I said professional and good at the jobs, it doesn't mean we are capable. We lack lots of equipment and the budget for sustained operations overseas. I believe our foreign policy in the 2000s was geared more towards fighting jew wars for America and Israel and less on peacekeeping. Which is why the French probably took over. Tbh I'm not sure at the moment which direction the government wants to take with our foreign policy but it's probably gonna be a shit show either way.

Is there any point? They are just America's hat.

wow our tier one babykillers sure get neat metal boxes to rot in

A
Fucking
Walrus

Serious question Poutine Kike, what does your military do now that they don't wear blue berrets or fight mudman wars?

>Have an army
>Only be able to use it in NATO jewish shit
>Be in no risk of a foreign attack
Having an army after the Cold War is for neoliberal retards who enjoy too much sucking jewish cock.

I fully agree burger bro. It's why I believe we should simply be annexed by you. Canadian politicians regularly play the "big mean Americans" card while we subsidize out military through you.

It's pathetic and shameful. It's one of the first things when I realized it that made me start leaning conservative. It is a LOT of brainwashing to undo because the CBC drills into your head from a child how "mean" the USA is and how nice Canada is and how everyone loves us.

Currently we have training missions in eastern Europe to help train their militaries, and small deployments to Haiti and Iraq for stability operations.

Canadian military looks fucking cucked.

You know why? Because the average view on the size of the military is
>oh we don't need one because the USA is right there :^)
People think the US will go out of its way to protect Canada.

it's because trudeau is a fucking retard , canceled harper jets and he cut alot in the military when he got elected, and i know a couple ex soldier who asked to be promoted to desk job because they don't feel patriot anymore to risk their lives for canada.more and more people are also buying hunting riffles this year

A lot of guys are on their way out, me included. The social experiments aren't just when people get in either. The current mission of CFRG is very... progressive... to put it lightly. The next few years of troops going through CFLRS will be an interesting bunch. Anyone with any competency seems to be moving to CSOR or leaving. We're moving towards a two-tiered military. Those who can and those who support and keep the numbers up.

>1 fat guy being interviewed
>Guys in background seems average weight
>"WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO FAT??!!"

Larp harder retard

>Syrup niggers
Fuuuuck. We need to just annex Canada and get it over with.

Yes please.

best fucking kek i have had in a while

We're also deploying in Ukraine as part of some security detail or some shit. I tired to put my name up for it, but they kinda fucked up my paperwork by the time the pre-deployment training started.

>Why are there so many fat people in your army? I mean jesus, even your special forces have muffin tops!
That really is bizarre seeing that. That bulky muffin top guy would have difficulty making it through Regular Army Basic Trng.

What would your operational goal even fucking be? Even if you annexed everything I doubt anything would change dramatically for anyone. We're pretty much identical aside from some minor differences.

reminder we burned your shit down and you haven't touched us!!

kek saved

Welcome to multiculturalism don’t worry as soon as the juden are done toppling regimes to gather their living area they will dispose of the goy American soldiers that they use as cannon fodder. I’ll never understand you muricans, your a tool of the jew and you act high and mighty while internally your country is just as fucked if not more fucked then leafland

I don't get why you think your country is any less kiked, you just don't have the balls to matter internationally. For all intents and purposes, you are the Belgium of North America

Don't make us come down there, again.

>Canada didnt even exist as a concept until the 1840s.
Oh, they had a concept - the pussy Canucks sided with King George to not join our revolt. That's all you need to know about cowardly leaf niggers.

His dad Castro?

>Clinging onto the British identity even 70 years after they ceased to matter internationally
Whew lad

“Peace keepers”

To be this delusional on /pol in modern times. Absolute retard

>I would imagine their military is less because they have the USA to protect them and can just welfare foist their nat'l security expenses on US taxpayers.

FIFY

These maplenigger bants are hot and heavy.

I'd leave soon on morale grounds alone, but I enjoy the work I do too much at the moment. At least until I get charged for thought crimes.

>Taking credit for British leadership
>Hasn't had any other military achievements of note since then
Sad!

JUST

I heard a lot of people are buying guns in Canada, even Restricted catagory weapons.

the Canadian army actually punches way above its weight. they have some cool shit that the US passed on like the ADATS. The Canadian army seems undersized but it's actually just really well streamlined, they focus on smaller, more efficient units and recon capabilities. The Canadian Army is what your military looks when there isn't a military industrial complex making mad fucking profit off of bloat and dropping JDAMs on mud huts

Holy shit, I never thought I would see so many military cock suckers here, especially since we are Israels bitch.

stop cucking

>our Southern colony starting to get uppity again

Looks like another invasion is in order, boys.

I didn’t say we weren’t kiked you fucking burg faggot I just don’t understand how being aware of kikery you bust into a ooo-raaa “saving schlomos shekel” were better then Canada. Sure your army has tons of money into it, that’s necause when ever israel wants some more living space or to take out a person like Gaddafi who would have done us a favour by opposing the jews you ZOGGED muricans pick up your guns like good goyims to go do the jews bidding

Don't know what you're waiting for snow nigger, already have the (((Thought Police)))
>See Guerthy V Elliot

QUADS CONFIRM
BASED BURGER

'member when the great satan staged a state crime against democracy to kill three thousand and justify every single war for israel we've since seen?

'member when it couldn't have possibly been an airliner that struck the pentagon?

In all honesty. Most western government military are getting cucked by civilians

The Forces is just used as a political brownie points tool during election time. The rest of the time we just fend for ourselves, budget cut after budget cut.

And the Liberals and their "progressive" agenda are turning what's left of the Forces into even more of a laughing stock. Only reason I'm still in is cus my desk job is comfy. If I don't get my promotion in 18 months, I'm out.

Pretty much this. I'd love to see Canada spend more on defense, at the very least meeting it's NATO obligations, but it's sometimes hard to justify the cost when our Big Burger Bingin' Brother is sitting next to us with more military might than literally everyone else combined. Like I say, it doesn't exactly excuse our reliance on the US, but it's at least understandable.

The Canadian army looks like a bunch of autists LARPing; even Operation Medusa was conducted as a joint op with the 10th Mountain Division and 5th Special Forces Group. You basically cannot operate independantly

Pretty efficient close range imo.

I like how he has a patch that signals he is in a no leafing zone.

Well that's a good attitude, hanging around cause muh paycheck. Fucking frost kike

>You're out at a restaurant with your family, and this guy comes up and slaps your sons ass, what do?

Your free loading doesn't bother me as much as Europe's does. As least we share a continent. Euros just reap the benefits of our defense spending while simultaneously spitting in our collective eye. Makes me mad as fuck.

>Since ww2
More like Korean war
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