/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - "but I only faked part of it ;_; pls believe me" EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
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>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump signs order taking us back to the moon and beyond 12/11/17
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>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Res 2391 (G5 Sahel Vote) 12/11/17
youtu.be/q9dHfrAjM7E
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 12/11/17
youtu.be/s0qeYQZ7mEo
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #20 (Lara) 12/11/17
youtu.be/CwjC--RZ6_4
>WH Video: Soon, Christmas @VP residence 12/11/17
youtu.be/G6pKamyE7gc
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #43 (her name was Kate) 12/9/17
youtu.be/pfVIIMtcDWw
>Pres Trump/HUDSec "Sleepy" Carson arrive in WPalm Beach FL 12/7/17
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>Pres Trump tours MS Civil Rights Museum 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump speech @opening for Civil Rights Museum 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump departing FL for Jackson MS 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump MAGA Rally @Pensacola FL 12/8/17
youtu.be/rEzEGto67Jw
>AF1 Takeoff for Pensacola FL 12/8/17
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>Pres Trump departing DC for Pensacola FL 12/8/17
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence swearing in DHS Sec Nielsen 12/8/17
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>AG Sessions roundtable on drug policy 12/8/17
youtu.be/qax8uwMyxYM
>SoS T-Rex presser w/FrenchFM 12/8/17
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>StateDep DepSec Sullivan on counterterrorism in africa 12/8/17
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One of his finest creations

HAPPY CHANNUKAH MY FELLOW PEDES

>More comments than likes
He triggered the fuck out of them today, holy shit

why do they think they can make demands?

IT'S STILL AWOOVEMENT, FOLKS!

And they keep falling for it

>Gillebrand

blumpf
impech
IMPECKLE THE CHET

Im just baffled that Warren knew about Gilibrands sexual exploits.

reddit meltdown in the election thread lol

MOORE RALLY!

BE PREPARED!

REMEMBER TO HYDRATE HYDRATE HYDRATE!

SALT WILL BE INCOMING IN CATASTROPHIC VOLUME TONIGHT!

Is Rosenstein testifying today?

They're not too bright.

USA is the most importantie country in the world. Your elections have international impact. If i’m gonna follow 1 countries politics, it might as well the most important one.

When do the election results (and salt) start pouring in?

Rural Retard alert

JUSTICE

FOR

KATE

>undo like

NO DON'T

your autistic emojis make it even better

DELET THIS!!!!!!!!!

>73.7% Republican, 23.5% Democrat
Looks very good.
I really hope we crush Democrat's hopes and dreams.

tomorrow

AWOO~

I hope we have enough salt miners on standby for when Moore wins. The salt will be overwhelming. Stay safe out there!

HAHAHAHAH

BOOOOOM!

>giggles

HAS ANYBODY AND I MEAN ANYBODY BEEN BTFO THIS HARD BEFORE!?!?

I MEAN SERIOUSLY

>I wish it were possible to obtain a single amendment to our constitution. I would be willing to depend on that alone for the reduction of the administration of our government to the genuine principles of its constitution; I mean an additional article, taking from the federal government the power of borrowing.

>Taxes should be continued by annual or biennial reeactments, because a constant hold, by the nation, of the strings of the public purse is a salutary restraint from which an honest government ought not wish, nor a corrupt one to be permitted, to be free.
i swear I am not long for this world
i dont know how much longer I can take this insanity

This may have been said before....but I'm starting to believe that the C in CNN stands for "cucked"

No. Subpenis likely

Trump curse

ALWAYS REMEMBER
>ALWAYS REMEMBER
ALWAYS REMEMBER
>ALWAYS REMEMBER

On this day, Elizabeth Warren literally implied that Kirsten Gillebrand is a SLUT.

...

>i call on you
lol niggers





NEW THREAD

youtube.com/watch?v=xZnOxx8YkDA

Apologize

>they think that would be a bad thing

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I celebrate Kwanza thank you very much

Lots of Doug Jones voters on reddit

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On the first day of SALTmas my true love sent to me~

So what did Kristin do to deserve the wrath of God?

>baby murder
i too make fun of killing people

No she was mad that Trump would try to sham her for exchanging sexual favors for campaign contributions.

>Shillibrand
Do you think she has any relation to Ed Shilliband?

...

those times when they're SOOO close to popping the bubble...

>Kirsten Gillibrand is a slut!
What did she mean by this?

>Ivanka nukes Mika in a tweet instead

Not quite

Why do. They always speak. In short bursts.

>HURR DURR RESIGN DRUMPF!!

>1950s
>horses
These are the people who believe that Columbus arrived to the new world in 1892

a Moore win in a pear tree

i now live for everyday waking up and seeing who Trump destroyed and how many he triggered

Called for him to resign.

>riding in from the 1950's
>literally America's peak post civil war

You gotta wonder about these people sometimes

The Alabama election for free~

Best fucking President ever. I love this guy.

Dates are a tool of the white male patriarchy.

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There aren't really many white men voting Democrat in Alabama so it must be the niggers.

***** ALABAMA EXIT POLL *****
Jones 46%
Moore 42%

MAGA!!!!

>someone paid Reddit for that comment

>higher taxes
>welfare state
>right after the country got raped because fdr thought he would just piss off some japs

Fake and gay

We are going to need dedicated saltminers on plebbit and Twitter for tonight. I possibly can't get enough so will count on saltminers on ptg to get my fill.

>source.my ass

Exit polls wont come out until like 9

columbus sailed the ocean blue is 1982?

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>walk a mile in my moccasins sometime
Gets me every time .

>implying he cares about some nigger's oppinion. Or about anyone's oppinion

FLESH INTO GEAR MY SELF APPEARS DISSECTED AND PRETENTIOUS
A SIMPLE SOUND, A HEAVY SIDE COULD WIN THE WHOLE WORLD OVER

Its all virtual battles, they still doing better then you ever will. No one is in prison or oven.

You guys are really shameless voting for an accused pedo.

source and proof Mohammed

today seems to be going by so friggen slow

thicc

Jeb 2%?

Kek I forgot this goober existed.

She betrayed her own benefactors for political expediency. Disloyalty is a crime like no other.

That profile pic
> this is my side picture in which I hide my ENORMOUS schnoz, also I'm totally craving nigger dick

HOLT SHIT ARE THESE AVAILABE NOW ?

IT'S OVER ROY MOORE LOST THE ELECTION NO NEED TO PROCEED FURTHER YOU RUSSIAN AGENTS STOP THE ELECTION RIGHT NOOOO DON'T COUNT THE FUCKING BALLOTS LISTEN TO ME

>television changed my mind

Democracy should be abolished

> everyone calling for his resignation gets The Curse
> DNC no longer exists in 2020

It's funny. I was at the Giants WS victory parade years back, and everyone was awkwardly muted during Lee's speech. Not one joke landed, it was really painful to listen to. Forget nobody liking him; nobody in SF had a clue who he was.

Pelosi got booed, though, so maybe it was just the Giants audience.

>I get my political opinions from tv
wow this drumpf reminds me of Harry Potter and the wizard staff

how do I buy this
it isn't on his shop

Literally the worst fucking traitor in congress. I'll never forget how much he tried to hide the crimes of the Clintons and Comey and their cronies.

I highly doubt they will have much effect

Stay strong, user. You just got to get the ideas of what America used to be popular again.

>Trump wants to venture into space again
>space marines are becoming an actual thing
>yfw he really does become the God Emperor of Mankind

But we still had cars in 1950...

Also, shouldn't the climate people be excited that he didn't use a car?

Warren was not trying to defend Gillibrand. She was defending herself.

reddit says polling locations are packed with busses bringing in democrat voters to vote for Doug Jones

Roy Moore is fucked, isn't he?????

fuckkkkkkkkkkkk!!!! reddit is gonna laugh at us if we lose tonight. i cant allow that

i like trump but if we lose today im quitting the alt right i cant be assosciated with losers.

I WANT THIS NAO!!

centurial reminder democracy was a mistake
this country is a constitutional republic
only 3% could vote in the 1790s
the founding documents and documents from under british rule NEVER mention democracy or similar, they only mention liberty
remember that