Give em call here: (800) 484-0217 You know what to do Sup Forums. Let's send these Democrat taxis out to the middle of bumfuck nowhere to pick up nonexistent Doug Jones voters.
Just FYI -- they ask for: >Names of persons getting ride >address >zip code >time you need the ride So have that ready when they ask for it. Let's get some Vocaroos posted while we're at it. There's a lot of meme potential here, so let's have fun while we secure the Republican vote in Bamaland.
Top kek, looks like Reddit scum are shilling hard on the Alabama subreddit for Doug Jones.
Nathan Allen
DO NOT USE OBVIOUS MEME NAMES (I got hung up on) Also use whitepages to use actual names and addresses I had much better success doing it this way
Adrian Thomas
Russian here Don't worry about it' we've already hacked their cars The fix is in, Moore will win
Carson Foster
bump for battletoads bantz
Brayden Sullivan
Cocaine bump
Aiden Sanders
thisssssss
Carter Richardson
Anons voting for Moore should use this.
Nicholas Edwards
they may find democrat voters there
Nicholas Allen
omg, MAXIMUM shillings! WOWZ wat a buncha cukz!
Anthony Nelson
When are the results announced?
Hunter Turner
Oh wow theyre going to convince r/alabamademocrats to vote for a democrat.
Jordan Phillips
Results when?
Henry Baker
Is there like a faceapp for voices, with race translator? Real time english to nig voice translation I mean?
Chase Adams
Oh boy this has potential. Do it burgers!
Chase Lopez
Use jamal williams or shenequa williams
Evan Collins
SEND THEM TO RURAL BLACK AREAS Here is a list of rural counties full of blacks Greene County Bullock County Perry County Lowndes County
Joseph Gomez
>inb4 cnn cries Russia and uses this post as proof
Jordan Peterson
bump
Anthony Fisher
>be me >ask for a ride >just as I get off the car and go to the polls I put my MAGA hat >drink their tears
Julian Fisher
Or take their ride seats and vote for Moore
Matthew Smith
>this /polacks unite
Christopher Allen
...
Ian Garcia
Are you retarded?
Jose Murphy
KEK
Hunter Rodriguez
Just use an obnoxiously Jewish accent
Jonathan Johnson
So the plan is to send them to a place that actually has a bunch of lazy niggers who will vote Democrat? Probably not the best of ideas.
Aiden Thompson
>not asking for a ride for yourself and then voting for Moore.
Xavier Miller
bump
Blake Bailey
Comped
Caleb Allen
THIS, send them to get culturally enriched. One of these idiots knocks on the wrong door and they're likely to get mobbed by nogs.
Connor Ortiz
ah thats actually a good point
Elijah Reed
he knows... or did he put them there? quads confirm
Nathaniel Collins
The shills over there are out in full force. Pic FUCKING related. We need some counter shilling in the form of Taxi calls ASAP. I just booked a fake taxi pickup, about to go do some more.
Lucas Diaz
Send them to places that have a high concentration of republican voters.
John Mitchell
send them to rural white areas instead you retards
Wyatt Stewart
Where do you think the drivers for Doug Jones are? They are in the ghettos. If we send them to the ghettos we only waste 15 minutes of their time. If we send them to rural Alabama they will waste over an hour getting there. Blacks in Alabama are paranoid. They aren't going to get in a stranger's car to "go and vote"
Jayden Jones
It's on r/alabama, retard.
Benjamin Scott
Пoздpaвлeния! The Democrats must be stopped, Comrades!
Carter Bell
We should instead send them Mormon churches so they get held up talking to the missionaries or something
Would be fucking hilarious if one of the drivers actually got convinced to vote for Moore over abortion or something
Christian Bennett
YOU FUCKING IDIOT SEND THEM TO HICK VILLE SO THEY TAKE MOORE PEOPLE TO THE POLLS
Ryan Sanders
Good idea. Post link to Alabama whitepages for anons in this thread to use please
Levi Harris
Reps, call for a ride to vote Moore, take the seats!
Andrew Green
This is actually a fine idea, I love you Sup Forums
Asher Clark
around 7:00 Central time
Easton Cooper
>Go to fakenamegenerator.com >Click on advanced options >Click switch to region >Click on Alabama Now you have a fake identity with a real Alabama address.
Andrew Cruz
(You)ing this to draw attention
Gabriel Ross
>this
Robert Powell
Or better yet, why not just hijack their taxi service? Get free ride, tell them you're gonna vote democrat, vote republican.
Zachary Brown
If some random car pulled up to your house and a man got out and offered to take you to vote would you really go with him? If we send them to rural black areas we are going to waste their time more than we would if we sent them to the ghettos
Eli Moore
Bump
Isaiah Scott
>Car pulls up to polling station >get out >tell them thanks >by the way, I'm voting for Roy Moore >put on sunglasses >won't get fooled again starts playing
Jordan Morales
They're not just going to pick up random people they find on the street, numbnuts. They will go to the address you give them and leave when they realize no one is there to be picked up. AKA = wasted time (which is what we're going for obviously)
Gavin Smith
This ffs. Send em far, get em to pick up old white people. Waste their resources alinsky style, not picking up black ghetto Dem supporters.
Anthony Edwards
yeah, on reddit. retard
Daniel Ward
Protip - focus on addresses in dangerous (black) neighborhoods like Ensley and North Birmingham
Julian Anderson
>put on sunglasses You mean a MAGA Hat?
Michael Gonzalez
lol fucking this
Liam Morris
Post some locations to send them, I don't know shit about Alabama
Do not post the addresses and names you send then to in this thread. MSM kikes are probably watching this thread to make some article on "evil alt right Russian Nazis hacked the Alabama election"
Jacob Robinson
>id Jewy see
Hunter Cruz
Any chance non murricans can take part in this?
Jose Ward
This
Noah Nelson
WTF they caught on to Jew Goldberg?
Jaxon Reed
...
Evan Kelly
but you literally are....
Christopher Campbell
This >guy pulls up to some hicks house >are you Billy? >no get the the fuck off my property before I shoot you Nigger hood >guy pulls up in the hood >are you daquan? >no who the fuck are you? >liberal faggot proceedes to get beat raped mugged then shot
Anthony Thomas
What the fuck kind of meme is this
John Powell
>some tard calls in a ride for "Adolf Hitler" >a week later buzzfeed posts an article "Sup Forums trolls attempt to influence Alabama election"
Alexander Turner
SEND THEM TO WHITE REPUBLICAN AREA, YOU MORONS.
Then we either get more white votes, or totally waste their time. Sending them to black areas just increases the potential black vote.
FUCK.
Levi Diaz
There is nothing wrong with trying to influence an election, that's what democracy is all about
Jonathan Evans
COUNTIES WITH HIGHEST CRIME RATE (In order) Dallas County Jefferson County Wilcox County Lowndes County Calhoun County Greene County
Connor Robinson
>remember that day when Sup Forums accidently helped Dug win top lel
Brody Hall
THIS >THIS THIS >THIS
Gonna start posting fake identities ITT for Anons to use, to make the process easier for lazy anons. I have to post the Identities in image form to circumvent the spam filter, so gimme a minute
Jacob Cook
No dumbass that will actually net them votes
Josiah Flores
You guys are try hards. No matter what you do, Doug Jones will win
Jaxon Clark
Dems have to bus in the poor, suspended license niggers and spics to get votes.
Jaxon Allen
A r*dditor meme, of course.
Christian Scott
As long as you're not Russian. I believe Israeli is preferred.
Daniel Butler
user you fucking genious people might actually get killed bump in all fields send them to the worst nigger crime zones
Jeremiah Jones
DONT
Angel Kelly
FAKE IDs, GET EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT
Luke Lopez
How many niggers in Alabama are registered to vote?
Easton White
All the ones with driver's licenses and obituaries.
Robert Walker
Bump. Hehe.
Liam Bennett
That's an easy win.
Ryan Rodriguez
Doesn't really matter if there's no law requiring confirmation of identity to vote
Leo Harris
Lol this.
Dylan Ortiz
>implying niggers have IDs
Jace Russell
They'll probably see I'm not american when I call them so isn't there a way to do it online?
Sebastian Morgan
Voter ID is racist
Chase Rogers
forgot to divide by the felon rate and factor in the incarcerated misdemeanor offenders. Someone can make a formula and call it the democratic nig quotient or something.
Elijah Anderson
There is in AL
Angel Torres
MORE IDs Post Vocaroo recordings of the calls for maximum keks
Cooper King
whats the best area to send them to Sup Forums I had skype numbers