ALABAMA DEMOCRATS OFFERING FREE RIDES TO POLLING STATIONS

Give em call here: (800) 484-0217
You know what to do Sup Forums. Let's send these Democrat taxis out to the middle of bumfuck nowhere to pick up nonexistent Doug Jones voters.

Just FYI -- they ask for:
>Names of persons getting ride
>address
>zip code
>time you need the ride
So have that ready when they ask for it. Let's get some Vocaroos posted while we're at it. There's a lot of meme potential here, so let's have fun while we secure the Republican vote in Bamaland.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=KUogZWhlyt0
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Bump. Lol

Send them into the ghettos. Muahahahahahahahaha.

Bump

This gone be good.

Top kek, looks like Reddit scum are shilling hard on the Alabama subreddit for Doug Jones.

DO NOT USE OBVIOUS MEME NAMES
(I got hung up on)
Also use whitepages to use actual names and addresses I had much better success doing it this way

Russian here
Don't worry about it' we've already hacked their cars
The fix is in, Moore will win

bump for battletoads bantz

Cocaine bump

thisssssss

Anons voting for Moore should use this.

they may find democrat voters there

omg, MAXIMUM shillings! WOWZ wat a buncha cukz!

When are the results announced?

Oh wow theyre going to convince r/alabamademocrats to vote for a democrat.

Results when?

Is there like a faceapp for voices, with race translator? Real time english to nig voice translation I mean?

Oh boy this has potential. Do it burgers!

Use jamal williams or shenequa williams

SEND THEM TO RURAL BLACK AREAS
Here is a list of rural counties full of blacks
Greene County
Bullock County
Perry County
Lowndes County

>inb4 cnn cries Russia and uses this post as proof

bump

>be me
>ask for a ride
>just as I get off the car and go to the polls I put my MAGA hat
>drink their tears

Or take their ride seats and vote for Moore

>this /polacks unite

...

Are you retarded?

KEK

Just use an obnoxiously Jewish accent

So the plan is to send them to a place that actually has a bunch of lazy niggers who will vote Democrat? Probably not the best of ideas.

>not asking for a ride for yourself and then voting for Moore.

bump

Comped

THIS, send them to get culturally enriched. One of these idiots knocks on the wrong door and they're likely to get mobbed by nogs.

ah thats actually a good point

he knows... or did he put them there?
quads confirm

The shills over there are out in full force. Pic FUCKING related.
We need some counter shilling in the form of Taxi calls ASAP. I just booked a fake taxi pickup, about to go do some more.

Send them to places that have a high concentration of republican voters.

send them to rural white areas instead you retards

Where do you think the drivers for Doug Jones are? They are in the ghettos. If we send them to the ghettos we only waste 15 minutes of their time. If we send them to rural Alabama they will waste over an hour getting there. Blacks in Alabama are paranoid. They aren't going to get in a stranger's car to "go and vote"

It's on r/alabama, retard.

Пoздpaвлeния! The Democrats must be stopped, Comrades!

We should instead send them Mormon churches so they get held up talking to the missionaries or something

Would be fucking hilarious if one of the drivers actually got convinced to vote for Moore over abortion or something

YOU FUCKING IDIOT SEND THEM TO HICK VILLE SO THEY TAKE MOORE PEOPLE TO THE POLLS

Good idea.
Post link to Alabama whitepages for anons in this thread to use please

Reps, call for a ride to vote Moore, take the seats!

This is actually a fine idea, I love you Sup Forums

around 7:00 Central time

>Go to fakenamegenerator.com
>Click on advanced options
>Click switch to region
>Click on Alabama
Now you have a fake identity with a real Alabama address.

(You)ing this to draw attention

>this

Or better yet, why not just hijack their taxi service? Get free ride, tell them you're gonna vote democrat, vote republican.

If some random car pulled up to your house and a man got out and offered to take you to vote would you really go with him? If we send them to rural black areas we are going to waste their time more than we would if we sent them to the ghettos

Bump

>Car pulls up to polling station
>get out
>tell them thanks
>by the way, I'm voting for Roy Moore
>put on sunglasses
>won't get fooled again starts playing

They're not just going to pick up random people they find on the street, numbnuts. They will go to the address you give them and leave when they realize no one is there to be picked up. AKA = wasted time (which is what we're going for obviously)

This ffs. Send em far, get em to pick up old white people. Waste their resources alinsky style, not picking up black ghetto Dem supporters.

yeah, on reddit. retard

Protip - focus on addresses in dangerous (black) neighborhoods like Ensley and North Birmingham

>put on sunglasses
You mean a MAGA Hat?

lol fucking this

Post some locations to send them, I don't know shit about Alabama

TO THE GHETTO

TO THE GHETTO

TO THE GHETTO

TO THE GHETTO

m.youtube.com/watch?v=KUogZWhlyt0

Do not post the addresses and names you send then to in this thread. MSM kikes are probably watching this thread to make some article on "evil alt right Russian Nazis hacked the Alabama election"

>id Jewy
see

Any chance non murricans can take part in this?

This

WTF they caught on to Jew Goldberg?

...

but you literally are....

This
>guy pulls up to some hicks house
>are you Billy?
>no get the the fuck off my property before I shoot you
Nigger hood
>guy pulls up in the hood
>are you daquan?
>no who the fuck are you?
>liberal faggot proceedes to get beat raped mugged then shot

What the fuck kind of meme is this

>some tard calls in a ride for "Adolf Hitler"
>a week later buzzfeed posts an article "Sup Forums trolls attempt to influence Alabama election"

SEND THEM TO WHITE REPUBLICAN AREA, YOU MORONS.

Then we either get more white votes, or totally waste their time. Sending them to black areas just increases the potential black vote.

FUCK.

There is nothing wrong with trying to influence an election, that's what democracy is all about

COUNTIES WITH HIGHEST CRIME RATE
(In order)
Dallas County
Jefferson County
Wilcox County
Lowndes County
Calhoun County
Greene County

>remember that day when Sup Forums accidently helped Dug win top lel

THIS
>THIS
THIS
>THIS

Gonna start posting fake identities ITT for Anons to use, to make the process easier for lazy anons. I have to post the Identities in image form to circumvent the spam filter, so gimme a minute

No dumbass that will actually net them votes

You guys are try hards. No matter what you do, Doug Jones will win

Dems have to bus in the poor, suspended license niggers and spics to get votes.

A r*dditor meme, of course.

As long as you're not Russian. I believe Israeli is preferred.

user you fucking genious people might actually get killed bump in all fields send them to the worst nigger crime zones

DONT

FAKE IDs, GET EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT

How many niggers in Alabama are registered to vote?

All the ones with driver's licenses and obituaries.

Bump. Hehe.

That's an easy win.

Doesn't really matter if there's no law requiring confirmation of identity to vote

Lol this.

>implying niggers have IDs

They'll probably see I'm not american when I call them so isn't there a way to do it online?

Voter ID is racist

forgot to divide by the felon rate and factor in the incarcerated misdemeanor offenders. Someone can make a formula and call it the democratic nig quotient or something.

There is in AL

MORE IDs
Post Vocaroo recordings of the calls for maximum keks

whats the best area to send them to Sup Forums I had skype numbers