The Master has chosen you to help write 3.0+1.0. What ideas will you contribute to the movie...

The Master has chosen you to help write 3.0+1.0. What ideas will you contribute to the movie? Will you introduce any new (or old) characters, themes or locations? How are you going to handle the ending?

Introduce Anno as a character. Kill him off in the most gruesome and painful way imaginable for 30+ minutes straight. Even ISIS would be terrified and puke their guts out.
His death would serve as a deus ex machina catharsis for everyone who ever died and suffered in NGE. Basically everything would be born anew and everyone lives happily ever after without faggy angeles, adams, liliths and what else that rotten shitbrain of Anno came up with. EVAS would not exist.
The last scene is Shinji storming out of the house with a toast in his mouth, heading for school.
The End.

Make Rei Great Again

>How are you going to handle the ending?
Shinji tracks Werewolf Asuka through the wilderness to give her peace, he chokes her out and it's left ambiguous whether he goes through with the ritual dismemberment or waits for her to wake up and tear him apart.

>set in a small town in Tirol
>Gendo and Fuyutsuki are a corrupt burgmeister and judge who are embezzling government money
>Kaji as the Austrian Emperor's tax collector who is investigating them
>Penguin Girl as a horny nun who is secretly spying on Gendo and not so secretly in love with the tax collector
>Rei is a creepy disembodied voice coming from a fish pond where a town girl drowned herself
>Ristuko as the first female pharmacist in Tirol, cat lady and amateur magician
>Classmates and bridge crew as the villagers
>Kaworu as an indecent, flamboyantly gay, wascally wabbit
Fund it.

Shinji and Kaworu get gangbanged by faceless old men.

>Kaji and Kaworu sit in a bar in Morocco and Kaji says "Play it again, Carl"
>Camera fades and we see Kaji and Kaworu transcending time and space and teaching Shinji Ikari how to be happy in each incarnation of the World he restarts until he finally learns his lesson and restarts the World for the final but not last time
>Kaji and Kaworu look out of the bars window and see Asuka, Shinji and Rei happily talking to each other
>Kaworu smugly adjusts his cap
>Kaji flicks a cigarette
>"Carl, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship"

I just want it to end with Shinji choke fucking Asuka after they defeat the angels and reverse the 3rd impact. That's a happy ending right?

anything that involves kawoshin as part of the ending

Happy ending where they just straight up overwhelm Nerv and start rebuilding humanity. Multiple characters comment on how the resolution was so straightforward and easy.

Shinji wakes up on the beach alongside Asuka, realizing he's had another dream about the possible outcomes of his life.

Don't Fear The Reaper as an insert song

Just kill all of them off, master.

Infinite fan-service and shitty references to fuck with Sup Forums.

Mah nigga

>"I feel sick."
>pouring sweat, cracking from bones reorganizing

Black screen and white noise for 110 minutes.

turn it into an ecchi comedy

Arguably it was one before the rebuilds.

Rei shitting on a toilet for 2 hours after which she and the toilet transform into some sort of primordial soup, trough narration we find out this combining of forces is only possible because of the mother-daughter relation Rei has with the potty she's been synchronizing with these past two hours. All to mimic the events of EoE.
The last minute we see Rei drowning in her own shit.

Insert song by JAM Project

Full length happy school days adventures with no explanation of prior events at all and it ends in a softcore high love threesome with Asuka and Rei and maybe misato if I'm in a good mood.

Maybe throw in some creepy stuff randomly just for lulz.

t. SHAFT MC